Chapter 21 The main book Yun Hao
Yun Hao doesn't like the feeling of calculating people, it can be said that he hates it very much. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info Show off your IQ in front of these Sui people, without the slightest sense of achievement. If he has time, he prefers to watch Zhang Miaoke breastfeed his son. The fair-skinned ** and his son's pink little mouth, no matter how you look at it, are the most beautiful scenery in the world.
But now he's going to face a drooling pervert, it's disgusting! Yun Hao swore that every pore of his sweat despised the Great Sui General in front of him.
The county man next to him was already about to pee his pants, not because of how much official authority Yaojun had around him, but because of the smiling young man next to him.
The day before yesterday, I saw the shattered county magistrate, and the county lieutenant who was unrecognizable to his mother. The county was so excited about his decision to stay in the county that he couldn't help himself. It's so damn wise, thank you two for your kindness of exclusion. If it weren't for the fear of the county's strong credit, he would have stayed in the county seat. Now, it's hard to say what his body looks like.
This young man surnamed Yun took over the county seat, and of course his external identity is the new chief secretary of the county. In the years of war, talents...... If you want to be promoted, it's okay to be young.
The county lord's legs and stomach tendons, and his words are not good. In other words, whoever is locked up at home with a sharp knife and a neck will look like this.
"Little ...... Small...... Small...... The villain sees the general! The county's fat chin trembled, and the fat like a wave rippled.
"Huh? How did you climb to the position of county magistrate? Forget it, General Ben came to exterminate the rebellion on the orders of the commander. As soon as you should be guided, you will have to come from your county. If there is a mistake, chop off your pig's head immediately! ”
Yaojun is tired of this obsessive county man, a person who can't even understand words, it is really difficult to make people feel good. But there is no way, there is only one official in this county, and the rest are killed by Chai Shao like chopping melons and vegetables. At the foot of the nameless mountain, it is said that the smell of corpses can be smelled for ten miles.
"Poof!" There was no answer, but this county lord couldn't withstand such a great mental pressure. He collapsed to the ground, foaming at the mouth and sobbing. There was a large wet patch inside the crotch, and a strong smell of urine came out of the pants.
I didn't expect this guy to have epilepsy ......! Yun Hao was helpless, and now he can only bite the bullet himself.
"General, my county has gone mad. If you have any orders, you should tell the small ones, as long as the small ones can do it, they will definitely not disappoint the general. Yun Hao bowed and said to Yao Junsu.
"Who are you?" A beautiful young man is liked, and that obsessive county must be that Yun Hao's external image and temperament are not a little bit better. Especially this general, Yao Junsu was comfortable when he shouted.
"Returning to the general, the villain is the new chief bookkeeper of the county. The previous master book was killed by thieves, so the county lord brought the villain to make this master book. ”
"Hmmm! As soon as the army needs to meet the military rations, you must prepare them neatly as soon as possible. When you do a good job, General Ben will give you a grace and take you to Chang'an to be an official. It's a mess, hehe! General Ben beheaded you first, did you hear clearly? ”
"No! The villain went to do it, and asked the general and his attaché to rest in the county office. In the evening, the grain may be sent to the general's camp. Yun Hao looked sincerely frightened, and bowed down to lead the way for Yao Junsu.
Yao Junsu sat in the back hall of the county ya, just waiting for two hours. I think this kid is very stammering and very good at doing things.
In the small county seat of Juxian County, there are such high-quality orchids. The skin is white, the waist is thin, and the big ass suddenly expands under the slender waist. It is rare that I still know incense on my body, and I sit on my thighs with a refreshing fragrance that pours straight into my nose. In Chang'an, there is no one who has three or five runs, and it is absolutely impossible to get such a high-quality orchid.
"General Qiyu, the villain has already raised three hundred loads of rice grain. There are also 100 fat sheep, chickens, ducks, geese, and other poultry and 20 cartloads, which have been sent to the military camp outside the city. In addition, the villain also recruited some servant women to go to the barracks to cook food for the army. Definitely let the army eat well, and tomorrow in the best state, to exterminate the rebellion.
Belch......! The adults came from afar, and the boy privately sent this pair of sisters orchids to serve the adults. If the adults are satisfied, stay for the time being. If you are not satisfied, I heard that the county lord has a daughter, and he is born like a peach blossom......! For the first time, Yun Hao realized that he had some potential as an old bustard.
Qiu County's daughter is indeed like a peach blossom, but the acne freckles on that face are ...... When the general saw it, vomiting three liters was probably inevitable.
"Forget it! After all, he is the child of the official eunuch's family, and he wants to save some dignity for the dead county. It's good for orchids, you kid stammered. With 2,000 soldiers and horses, the general will surely wipe out the traitors in one fell swoop. Look at your boy's good stuttering, after tomorrow's victory, go back to Chang'an with this general. In the army, you will be assigned a position, and the custody is better than this master book. "The spy report said that all the people in the Li family added up to only one or two hundred.
This time, Qu Tutong gave him two thousand elite fruits, which was important for killing Chai Shao and Li Xiuning. Yao Junsu has great confidence!
"Lord Xie, the little one has prepared a banquet in the back house, and I invite the adults to enjoy it. The boy went to the army to see what else the soldiers needed. As long as there is one in Ju County, it must be satisfied with the general and my Great Sui soldiers. ”
"You kid is quite clever, go down!" Yao Junsu waved his hand and drove Yun Hao away as if he were a fly. He had long heard the reports of his own guards and knew that the army camp had begun to kill sheep and rebel. As for drinking, he is still wary. The army is out and on a mission, and the prohibition of alcohol is the proper meaning. Fortunately, this kid did things quite properly, sending sheep, chickens, ducks and geese, as well as good grain. But there was no drink, which made Yao Junsu very satisfied.
The soldiers eat well, and they have sweetness. Although it is only two orchids, he is a small master book, and it is rare to be able to do this. Yao Jun thought that when he went back, he would have to arrange a better position for this kid.
There was a jubilant scene inside the camp outside the city, where chickens and sheep were slaughtered. Of course, the big-headed soldiers can't eat chicken. It was enjoyed by the officers, but it was rare to be able to eat large pieces of mutton. Everyone's big bowl is full of rice. There are large pieces of mutton piled on top, and then scoop a spoonful of mutton soup and pour it over. It's oily, and it makes people have an appetite when they look at it.
The servants who had been recruited were more burly than the men, though they were rough-handed. But cooking is definitely a good hand, not to mention the lamb stewed crispy. There seem to be beans with a hint of sweetness in it, which are very sweet in your mouth. As for the cooks in the army, they should be chopped up and fed to the dogs.
It's a pity that there is no alcohol, and there is no way to do it. Before the war, alcohol was forbidden. They are all veterans, and they still understand military orders.
The servants were very discerning, and secretly hid the mutton they had left behind after cooking. Just out of the camp!
The sentinels opened their eyes and closed their eyes, and the people cooked the food well. Secretly leave some meat home to feed the children, and no one will be the bad guy to stop it.
Xia Xuanyue hung high in the sky, bent like smiling eyebrows. Yao Junsu drank a lot of wine, and these two orchids were goblins. A mouthful of Guanzhong's words were neater than his, and he guessed boxing while drinking. They lost drinking, they lost and undressed. General Yao made a fist, and the two orchids were stripped naked without much wine.
Under the light, the snow-white carcass emitted a glowing light. Yao Junsu couldn't bear it, there seemed to be a fire burning in his chest. A stream of heat reaches the lower abdomen, and primal desire occupies almost every brain cell.
Tomorrow's big battle is coming, so we have to have a good time tonight.
What Yao Junsu didn't know was that the military camp outside the city had already opened at this time. The latrines in the army have become the most sought-after places, whether they are officers or non-commissioned officers. They all wore their pants and waited outside the latrine. Many people can't wait and simply take off their pants and solve it on the spot. For a while, the entire barracks was stinking. Everyone was clutching their stomachs and wailing, but half the night the elite soldiers became soft-footed shrimp.
Not only the people were like this, but even the horses that ate the beans did not escape. Many war horses were lying on the ground, and there was a mouthful of air. It seems that if you pull it down again, you have to pull it to death.
The gates of the city were closed, and the soldiers who longed for the city to deliver the message entered the city. Even after entering the Hades Palace, more than a dozen people were lying in the cave of the city gate. The bloody smell of smoked human brain juice hurts! The Li family's killers are always very cruel. A good big living person, you just wipe his neck, for Mao has to split his head in half? Brains are sprinkled everywhere, and it's disgusting to look at. The killers are still happy to do it, as if it is not so, which is not enough to show their martial arts.
I looked at the moon in the sky, and then looked at the noisy military camp. Yun Hao waved the torch in his hand and turned it around three times, which was a signal to move.
Seeing the torches turning around in the city, Chai Shao rushed into the county office with one hundred and ten of the Li family's most elite killers. His opponent was dozens of Yao Junsu's own soldiers who were unprepared.
Many people were killed in their dreams, when Yao Junsu rushed out with his bare ass. Three crossbow arrows were driven into his chest, and before he could scream and be born. A big man rushed over, and there was a knife in his head. Yao Junsu's last memory was the screams of the two orchids. Then a darkness enveloped him.
Kill a thorough in the county office to ensure that there is no one left alive. It took only a stick of incense before and after, and the corpses were piled up in the courtyard. After counting the number of people, Yao Junsu's body was found and his head was cut off. Chai Shao took people and left!
The roaring horses' hooves shattered the tranquility of Juxian County, and more than 100 knights galloped past on the long street. The gates of the city burst open when the knights arrived. Dozens of knights were involved, and Yun Hao stood at the head of the city. I saw the galloping cavalry like a sharp sword in the night, piercing straight to the barracks outside the city.