Chapter 51: The Painful Wusun Ji Chang
"Do" with a dart with a fixed tail fin is firmly shot at the target. This thing is obviously a lot more fun than those arrows. As long as it's a half-sized person, you'll be interested in this kind of thing that can be nailed to a target.
Bows and arrows are not suitable for indoor play, and throwing knives are too technical. It's not big, it's not too small, and it can be played indoors. Almost immediately, the three teenagers fell in love with a novel little toy. After understanding the rules, the three of them picked up the darts given by Yun Yue and took turns to try their hands.
"Do" and "Do" are non-stop sounds, and there are novel toys on the one hand. The three guys had a great time, especially the two girl-like sons. I seem to have a soft spot for sweet and sour fruit stuffing. Even if the darts don't lose, they will take the initiative to have a drink. In a short time, he killed a large jar.
"Haha, Benjun shoots the closest to the heart. Drink, drink. Shaoyuan-kun laughed insolently.
"No, drink too much!" Qi Meijun, who looked like Xiaojing, said.
"What are you afraid of if you drink too much, anyway, are you still afraid of those rules when you live in my house now?" The young master called Ulan spoke up.
Yun Yue also poured a lot of wine, and it was inevitable that this person would drink too much and release water.
"Sir, those two young masters are women." Jing Er ran over like a treasure and said to Yun Yue, who had just been released.
"How do you know?" Yun Yue was taken aback, and then asked with some curiosity.
"When I picked up the cracks in the door of the hut, I saw them all squatting and peeing."
"Snap" Jing Er was slapped on the head, this stumbling boy can't learn well. At a young age, I knew how to pick up the women's toilet, and when I grew up, I still had it. This has to be well controlled, and this kid will not be allowed to return to the Yun family in the future. The family is full of little girls, and it would be a big loss if this kid harmed him.
But the girl named Xiaojing quickly popped up in her mind, with her eyebrows, her eyes, and her mouth. Even a smile is so similar, could it be that Xiaojing has also crossed over? Or did you meet Xiaojing before she was reincarnated?
Shaoyuanjun left with two guests satisfied, but Yun Yue was stupid. Doing it in the room in a daze, looking at the seat where "Xiaojing" had sat lewd, with an idiot-like smile on his face from time to time.
Wusun Ji Chang was very worried about Yun Yue's mental state, and reached out to touch Yun Yue's forehead and then touch his own. I don't have a fever!
slapped away Wusun Ji Chang's big hand, and Yun Yue said incoherently: "Ji Chang, the young master of the Wusun family...... No, it's Miss, it's called Wusunlan! ”
"Is it a young master or a young lady?" Wusun Ji asked thoughtfully.
"Young Master, ah, no, it's Miss......!"
"Wusunlan ......! God, you don't have a crush on my little lady, that's the eyes of the head of the family. In the future, she will be sent to the palace as a princess. Wusun Jichang jumped up from his chair at once.
"Brother, I know you're lonely. Is this my brother's, my brother will go to Handan City to help you find a big girl who is like a flower. Don't worry about this little lady, you're going to die ugly. The whole family dies of the kind. ”
Wusun Jichang was almost stupid, Wusun Lan was Wusun's little girl. Since childhood, he has been born like a flower and jade, and he has won the love of Wusun Cangying. That is the pearl of the Wu family, in order to show loyalty to King Zhao. Wusun Cangying had planned to send her to the palace, but she was reluctant to do so because she was too favored. Otherwise, now I have to call myself a beauty or a mother.
In the territory of Handan, King Zhao is a proper boss. Robbing a woman with the boss has serious consequences. King Zhao will definitely let Yun Yue die in the whole family, and there will be no one left.
"I'm not ......" Yun Yue tried to argue, but was held down by Wusun Jichang.
"Brother, in fact, this woman has it all around. Lao Tzu looks at that Rui'er is good, the ...... is convex and backward."
This thing never thinks about the decibel problem when it speaks, and Rui'er in the outer room listens. Immediately buried his head in the felt quilt to make an ostrich, which made the aunt who was doing needlework laugh together.
"Get out!" Yun Yue angrily kicked Wusun Jichang.
The moonlight outside the window was cold, and the stars blinked mischievously. After a day of hard work, the pear village was quiet, and the snoring of Wusun Jichang was loud. The lattices covered with animal skins trembled slightly, and the windproof lighter lit the oil lamp.
The alert Wusun Ji Chang immediately opened his eyes, and the dagger under the pillow was already in his hand.
"Hey, hey! Brother Ji, morning! Yun Yue appeared on Wusun Jichang's kang head with a cheap smile.
"Oh my gosh!" Wusun Jichang has the heart to die, and it is so quiet outside that he can hear the needle. It is estimated that there will only be four watches, and last night Baba ran to the wine shop to see how much wine could be exchanged for Zhao Lie. I didn't come back until the third watch, and I slept without washing my feet. Now he was shouted by Yun Yue, so angry that Wusun Jichang wanted to stab people with the dagger in his hand.
"Brother Ji, I just made a few things to eat. Brother Ji sent it to the little lady, you are familiar with the head and ground of the Wu family. Brother can only trouble you. Yun Yue laughed with him, he had no choice. Yesterday, I heard that the girl who looked like Xiaojing lived with Ulan, so I had a desire to please her.
If you want to conquer a person, you must first conquer his stomach. Yun Yue thought this was a wise saying, so Yun Yue made a few dishes overnight. Embark on your own journey of great conquest.
As soon as Yun Yue finished speaking, Wusun Jichang snorted and fought again. The thing fell asleep again, and there was no more comfortable place in the winter than a warm bed. Of course, Yun Yue, who was carried away by love, was an exception. If there was Xiaojing in the bed, he wouldn't come out half a step if he was killed.
Yun Yue has more experience in this kind of behavior of lying in bed. In those years, when military training was carried out, some rogue guys always dragged themselves and did not go to the sentry. A piece of linen cloth and a basin of cold water is the best solution, Yun Yue took the linen cloth and dipped it in cold water with ice ballast, and wiped it on Wusun Jichang's face.
"Ahh Wusun Ji screamed loudly, and his face seemed to be pierced by thousands of steel needles. There was pain in almost every pore, and if it weren't for Yun Yue's change to another person, Wusun Ji Chang would have turned his face.
"Brother, spare me. At what time of the day, the rooster didn't crow. Even if my brother wants to go now, the city gate hasn't been opened. I want to open the city gate at night, but my brother doesn't have the ability to do it. ”
"It's okay, you walk slowly on the road. When you get to the city gate, it is estimated that the city gate will be opened. ”
"Holy!" Wusun Ji Chang hugged the pillar, and his head hit it with a "bang" and "bang" sound.
Wusun Ji Chang stood under the moonlight and rode a Xiongnu horse. With a bun in his mouth, he headed towards Handan City in the cold wind. Unrequited people have no reason to talk about, especially Yun Yue, a guy with women and inhumanity. He was not given hot porridge, so he was driven on his way.