Chapter Twenty-Nine: Mechanical Rats
Looking at the backs of Shangguan Feng and Han Dong who were far away, Smith couldn't help but be stunned, and after a while, he grabbed Shangguan Feng's backpack and rushed over and said, "According to the rules of operation, I have the right to shoot subordinates who do not obey Cong's orders, next time...... Next time you don't listen to orders, you won't have such good luck. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
Shangguan Feng turned around and laughed: "Fuck off, Lao Tzu and you don't have a next time." ”
Han Dong smiled slightly, "Colonel Smith, if we don't sleep and don't encounter any trouble, it is possible to escape." ”
Although the physical fitness of the three people was excellent, it took more than three hours when they arrived at the hole where the red hair was, and the moment they opened the door barrier, the red hair who was holding half a cigarette in his mouth and raising his gun to aim was stunned, and after a while he took off the cigarette roll and said, "What are you doing back?" ”
Shangguan Feng didn't answer his words, and rolled a simple single frame with the thick branches cut down on the road, and said to Smith: "Come here and take a hand, let's carry him out." ”
The red hair hurriedly said: "You can't take me, you won't be able to get out with me, put me down, put me down, Colonel, what are you doing?" ”
Smith took advantage of his struggle, a few of the two guns on his body, the red hair was taken aback, he thought that he and Smith had experienced countless battles, and he was even more clear about the iron laws on the battlefield, and now he was puzzled when he saw his leader like this, and couldn't help but be a little dazed, and let him and Shangguan Feng put themselves on the stretcher.
The two lifted the stretcher and left, and Han Dong, who was following the guard, said to Hongmao: "How do you feel about your wound?" Did you get an anti-inflammatory shot during this time? ”
Hongmao nodded and said, "The needle was injected, and no signs of infection were found in the wound, what happened to them?" I don't think their emotions are quite right, huh? ”
Han Donghe smiled and said, "Dogs bite dogs, what do you care about them." ”
The three of them walked silently for about an hour, Smith in front was a little unbearable, but although his speed slowed down, Shangguan Feng behind him still ran forward with joy, Smith was unstable by the top of the back, so he had to muster up his strength and run forward again, and after a while, he really couldn't run, but as soon as he slowed down a few steps, Shangguan Feng behind scolded: "What are you doing stop?" Don't act like a. ”
Smith said hurriedly: "Do you understand?" Continuous weight is not enough to maintain a high-speed march. ”
Shangguan Feng snorted: "Just say that you're tired, won't it be over, and what kind of military jargon do you have with me?" Hey, you're a seal? Why do I look like the Turtle Special Brigade? is also known as the best special forces, but you didn't wear glasses when they first accepted you, right? ”
Smith was so angry that his forehead was bruised, and he turned around and yelled as he ran: "I'm 42 years old this year, can I compare physically to you people in your early 20s?" ”
Han Dong said on the side: "Colonel Smith, you come to pay the warning, and I will carry it for you." ”
Shangguan Feng hurriedly said: "Don't help him, I just want to be tired of him, damn this bastard didn't save him when he died on the cliff, you didn't see him as angry as he was at the beginning, I can't wait to kill him alive with a pedicure knife." ”
Smith said angrily, "How can I save you?" At that time, I was so far away, I still wanted the Neanderthal's mouth, so I had to give up to save you, and didn't I save you when I was on the top of Mount Everest, you yourself didn't get on the plane with me, and please speak more civilly, don't always curse. ”
Shangguan Feng scolded: "Get out of your mother's eggs, Lao Tzu was good at the peak, which one let you save it?" If it weren't for the loud sound of your planes, how could there be an avalanche? How could I have come across so many bad things in a row? It's so bad that Lao Tzu is not a ghost or a ghost, and I'm afraid to even look in the mirror, who do I scold you if I don't scold? ”
The red hair who had been lying on the stretcher was looking at the two of them arguing with a smile, and when he saw that it was a gap, he interjected: "It's not that the colonel on the edge of the cliff didn't want to save you, we thought that Neanderthals just took you into threat, and didn't really want to jump off the cliff, so we planned to grab you after approaching, but I didn't expect him to really jump down, by the way, I checked it with my own hands after you fell, your whole body was shattered, and your internal organs were also stabbed in many places, it was impossible for Ben to survive, but look at you now have nothing, what is going on?" ”
Shangguan Feng said angrily: "Ha, rabbit cub, did you still have you at the beginning?" If I had known that I wouldn't come back to you, I should have left you here to feed the dogs, as your turtle colonel said. ”
As he spoke, Han Dong had replaced Smith, and Smith picked up Han Dong's gun and said with a smile: "Old man, it's really not as good as you young people." ”
Shangguan Feng snorted: "There is an old Chinese saying that if you don't die when you are old, you are a thief, why didn't you die earlier?" What are you doing with the food you are staying in the world? ”
Han Dong smiled: "Okay, okay, you just don't have to say a few words, don't you bother yourself with the endless?" ”
Shangguan Feng said: "I'm not annoyed, this is called a deep hatred in the sea of blood, you know, I haven't seen a brick all the way, otherwise I would have slapped him here." ”
Smith sighed and said helplessly to Han Dong: "Second Lieutenant Han, you are very humble and generous, but why is this compatriot of yours so rude?" ”
Shangguan Feng scolded: "You don't talk nonsense there, I know how to treat others, but I also know how to deal with animals, otherwise why don't I scold the red hair?" I tell you turtle, unless you kneel down and kowtow to me to admit your mistakes, your scolding will be condemned for the rest of your life. ”
Smith shook his head and said, "It's unreasonable, it's just a mad dog." ”
Shangguan Feng couldn't let go of the stretcher in his hand, so he could only kick at Smith and said, "You don't need to reason with a bastard like you." ”
Smith dodged his kick and said angrily, "Why are you like this? How can you hit someone casually? ”
Shangguan Feng replied: "Did I hit someone?" Am I hitting someone? ”
Smith's face turned pale with anger, but he finally couldn't help but stop talking, Tang Tao immediately laughed when he saw that he had taken advantage, but Han Dong frowned and said to him: "Colonel Smith is very educated, you should learn from others." ”
Shangguan Feng immediately retorted: "Learn from him? If I had to follow him, I should have kicked him off the top of Mount Everest, and that would be enough for my men to be merciful. ”
Han Dong shook his head helplessly, and closed his mouth tightly and stopped talking, Shangguan Feng suddenly felt a little lost when he saw that no one took care of him, but he was unwilling, so he said to the red hair on the stretcher: "I'm right, is your colonel human?" Do you think he deserves to be a man? ”
The red hair didn't answer his words, nor did he look at him, he suddenly closed his eyes and snored, Shangguan gritted his teeth angrily, and was about to go to Stinky Smith when he suddenly saw Smith make a gesture to stop advancing, and then half-squatted on the ground and raised his gun to the right.
Seeing this, several people hurriedly raised their guns and prepared, and after a while, the grass in front of them moved lightly, and then they saw the big dog Thunder coming out of the grass with the dead gray-haired big mouse in his mouth, Thunder came to Han Dong and put the thing on the ground, and squatted in front of him and gasped, several people were taken aback, because a long scar was cut on Thunder's face and mouth, and the half-coagulated blood was also falling to the ground drop by drop.
Han Dong was so distressed that he hurriedly hugged Lei Ting's plush dog head, and just as he was checking the wound, Hongmao handed over a needle on the stretcher: "Inject it quickly, the claws and teeth of the beast are poisonous, and if you don't deal with it as soon as possible, it will be infected." ”
Han Dong shook his head and said, "This is a scratch from a claw, I and it have been injected with immunization injections before coming, there will be no problem." ”
Smith held up his gun and said on guard: "No problem, let's go, we don't have much time." ”
Several people were about to get back on the road again, Shangguan Feng saw that the dog was injured and angry, so he lifted the stretcher and stepped on the mouse and said, "I really didn't expect such a big thing to be quite powerful." ”
After stepping on it, he was suddenly taken aback, how hard can the bones of this little thing be? With his foot strength, he should have stepped on it in the past, but now the feeling from the soles of his feet is definitely not like this, the grasshopper was not only not trampled by him, but on the contrary, the soles of his feet were in a big pain, and he was wearing authentic American-style military boots on his feet, Shangguan Feng stopped and put down the stretcher, carefully fiddled with the weasel corpse and said: "Not quite right, why is this thing so weird?" ”
Smith frowned, "What's wrong?" ”
Shangguan Feng said: "I stepped on it very hard just now, but I almost didn't pierce the soles of my feet, such an animal, the thickness of its bones should be very limited." ”
Smith looked at the squirrel, took out a short knife and carefully stabbed it a few times, and said, "You're right, the bones of this animal are indeed very strange, Second Lieutenant Han and Hongmao, you two should be on guard, aren't you from the background of student biology?" Try peeling off the epidermis of its head, but be careful. ”
Shangguan Feng said: "Then lend me your knife." ”
Smith said, "Don't you have a knife yourself?" I gave you a match before I came out. ”
Shangguan Feng said angrily: "What should I do if my knife is dirty?" Or borrow it yourself. ”
Smith glared at him angrily before sticking his knife in front of him, Shangguan Feng just saw his knife and his eyes flashed with thief light, and now he pulled out his knife and smiled: "Your knife is good, it's from Steel Eagle, right?" ”
Smith said: "You're quite knowledgeable, this is a 1986 Steel Eagle Limited Edition, you can be careful for me." ”
Shangguan Feng carefully cut the weasel's scalp and said, "Limited edition? Is this knife yours personally? ”
Seeing Smith nodding, he smiled again: "Give me this and I won't scold you in the future, what's the matter?" ”
Smith said angrily: "You dream, I won't give anyone this knife." ”
Shangguan Feng smiled: "Isn't it just a steel eagle, or I will exchange the Bahamas life-saving knife on my body with you, I am also a top-notch good knife." ”
Smith said angrily: "This Bahamian knife on your body is the property of our US military, and you have no right to give it to others." ”
Shangguan Feng snorted: "You don't use your U.S. military to oppress people, Lao Tzu really doesn't pee on your dog government, this is China's land, Su Xiumei Emperor don't want to be here to show his prestige, otherwise Lao Tzu will mercilessly clean you up." ”
Hongmao sat on a stretcher and said, "According to the latitude and longitude, we are now under the territory of Nepal. ”
Shangguan Feng glared at Hongmao viciously and said: "Shut up, if you don't speak, no one will treat you as a dumb person, even if this is Nepal, what can you do?" Isn't the export in China? If you have the ability, you can dig a hole in the territory of Nepal, and if you don't have the ability, you will talk less nonsense. ”
The red hair hurriedly hugged the gun and looked away and said, "Mad dog, mad dog." ”
At this time, Smith smiled at Shangguan Feng and said: "This steel eagle is a relic of a comrade-in-arms, I will not give it to others, but I still have a good knife here, which is also my personal belonging, if you want it, I will give it to you." ”
Shangguan Feng said: "Is this good?" ”
Smith took out a knife in his bag and threw it at him, saying, "You know this too, you can see it yourself." ”