Seeing the backs of his wife and Ji Yanxue disappear into the night, Tang Yongming said with a wry smile on his face: "Tuanzao, Qinglan is a northerner, and he doesn't understand the rules, but it makes you laugh." ”

"Haha, the chief of staff is so bad, I don't know the rules, where does this come from? Let's not talk about letting my sister-in-law hear that you can't go to bed at night, if Yanxue hears it, I'm afraid you will be a little sad at the next meeting! Hurry up, bribe me with a pack of cigarettes, I don't think I've heard that. Liu Lang couldn't help laughing.

"Hehe, Tuanza, this word has only entered your ears, if it is really spread, I will not admit it. Then you say, do they believe you or me? Tang Yongming, who has always been elegant, was not threatened by Liu Lang, but smiled slylyly.

Although the words are not too clear, the obvious meaning is that from the perspective of some personalities, the ladies definitely believe that there are more Chief of Staff Tang who has always been rigorous, even if Lieutenant Colonel Ji Da, who loves Langtuanzuo deeply, must be. Although love makes women dizzy, some people's often unscrupulous nonsense is well-known in independent groups.

Liu Lang was slightly stunned, but his face was full of smiles, and he pointed at Tang Yongming and said with a smile: "Chief of Staff Tang, you must have been influenced by Zhao Ergou's guy and learned to be skinny." ”

"There, there, the ancients, for the inferior, are so confused by the superior!" Tang Yongming shook his head and hung up the bookbag.

"Haha," Liu Lang burst out laughing.

This kind of Tang Yongming makes him feel closer than a serious regimental chief of staff.

The two walked to the regiment headquarters with a smile, and Zhang Ruhao, who was on duty at the regiment headquarters, couldn't help but be strange when he saw the two coming together: "You two, one doesn't go to accompany the lady, and the other doesn't go to accompany the future lady, what are you running here to hang around?" If you are afraid that I am alone and want to come to accompany me, what about wine and food? ”

"Haha, why is there a thick sour in the words of the deputy of the regiment? You can't blame me and Lao Tang, if you don't invite your sister-in-law to come, then you can only continue to sleep in the cold bed! Liu Lang laughed again.

The current atmosphere of the Independent Regiment can be called a harmonious atmosphere, especially since Liu Lang returned, he was surprised to find that Zhang Ruhao, a high-ranking staff member from a professional class, actually got along quite well with the soldiers and ruffians of the Independent Regiment.

In the barracks, the division between the upper and lower levels is naturally orderly, but in private time, he can mingle with the officers and soldiers, and Liu Lang believes that this is also very necessary.

Always holding a shelf, the soldiers may treat you as a superior, but never as a brother.

The two walked into the regiment headquarters, the orderly came over to make tea for the two, and Tang Yongming took the initiative to ask: "Tuanzao, do you have any new arrangements for our independent regiment's first strong celebration of the New Year?" ”

"Hehe, it's still the chief of staff who understands me." Liu Lang smiled slightly and said, "But! This idea was still improvised after seeing the virtuous couple, so I came to discuss with the two great talents, right? ”

"Huh? How? Tang Yongming was slightly stunned.

"Two dudes! Don't be full of men, don't know that hungry men are hungry, the two of you are naturally already married, have wives and dolls, although I, Liu Lang, have not yet married, but I have also made a marriage contract and have a fiancée. However, look at the bachelors of our independent group, like Zhao Ergou, who are almost 30 years old, and they are still single. Men should get married, women should get married! It's human nature. Didn't you see the saliva, and when you saw the female soldiers, the saliva was about to come out? Otherwise, it wouldn't be that Chief of Staff Tang and his sister-in-law would come out for a walk, and the good husband and wife would have to talk several meters away, and they were not afraid that it was because they had to take into account the feelings of these old bachelors? Liu Lang threw a cigarette at each of them, took one in his mouth, lit the fire and took a puff and sighed slightly.

"This is the reason, our regiment is not like other troops, most of the officers are promoted for some veterans who have made meritorious contributions after the war, except for a small number of officers who have become relatives of the officers' families, there are still many people who have not considered this matter because of the heavy training tasks. As the saying goes, "there are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is great", which is probably also the concern of many officers! Zhang Ruhao nodded and said.

"Tuanza, do you mean to give the officers a holiday, allow them to go home to visit their relatives, and by the way, give the family affairs? However, because of the oil fields, the military order given to us by the military department is still in combat readiness! In the event of a war, not only will we have to be subject to military law, but this combat strength cannot be guaranteed! Tang Yongming took a puff of his cigarette and was slightly worried.

"The chief of staff is very considerable, and it is naturally impossible to approve leave on a large scale. With the current transportation, it is absolutely impossible to make a round trip without three months, otherwise many of the officers' families will be able to visit their relatives at the base. Liu Lang also nodded.

"What do you mean?" Tang Yongming and Zhang Ruhao glanced at each other, and they were a little confused about Liu Lang's thoughts.

"Hehe, it's very simple, aren't we going to have a Chinese New Year's Eve in a week! Then we will expand the scale a little further and invite all the squires of Guangyuan to gather here. Liu Lang said with a smile.

"What does this have to do with that?"

The two colonels looked at each other. Although one of these two is a Huangpu Military Academy and the other is a top student of Baoding Infantry School, it is really difficult to keep up with the rhythm of Liu Tuanzuo's "open-mouthed" who often has a huge leap of imagination and thinking.

"Hey, hey, my regimental deputy and chief of staff! Do you have to be clearer? Usually to this kind of grand banquet, the squires from all over the country will bring their wives and children, you know. Liu Lang smiled sullenly and puffed out a puff of smoke.

"Tuanza, are you going to go on a group blind date?" When Liu Tuanzuo said it so clearly, the two married men suddenly realized.

It's not to blame them for being pedantic. As people in the Republic of China, where do they know that in the next 80 years, in addition to the words of their parents' matchmakers, there will be blind dates like this?

But Liu Lang knows! In the future of China, in addition to hundreds of blind dates, there are also various blind date programs! The love that should have been between you and me is happening on the screen where thousands of people are watching, although Liu Lang thinks that the so-called "love" is a bit too utilitarian.

However, if it is combined with this era in any form, it may not be impossible to create a Republic of China version of "Do Not Disturb If You Are Sincere".

It's just that this blind date is not only for both men and women, but also for the woman's parents.

"Yes, Lao Tzu invited Guangyuan or even anyone other than Guangyuan, who has a little status, regardless of money, whether you are a businessman, a rich landowner, or a scholar. Let those guys take a look for themselves, if Wang Ba sees the mung beans in the eye, it will be their blessing, if they are caught by the old father-in-law and mother-in-law, it is not bad. If this doesn't solve their single problem, then continue to masturbate Lao Tzu! Liu Lang said eloquently. Of course, those qualifications of the squires who can be extended are handed over to Lao Wang and Zhan Chengfang of Guangyuan County for screening, as well as the retired veterans who are about to return to the regiment to participate in the Chinese New Year's Eve banquet in the past two days, they know best that those who have a bad reputation in the countryside are not allowed to issue invitations. Also, because it's the first time to do this, there shouldn't be too many personnel, so let's limit it to the lieutenant level! If there is a successful experience, the next batch will be given the rank of second lieutenant, and the next batch will be ranked as sergeant major. ”

"Then, Tuanza, what do you mean to continue masturbating?" Liu Tuanzuo's noun or verb is too new, and the two colonels are very curious.

"Oh, that's what it means to let them continue to play with guns, in my native dialect, it's "picking" guns. Langtuanza looked at the confused uncle and smiled.

As a strong man in the army, who doesn't have that experience? Even if it's being trained like a dead dog every day. The body of the stick guy is not something that the "uncles" can match.

Intuitively, that's not a good word! Looking at the smiling Langtuanza, the two colonel-level "uncles" collectively secretly eliminated this new term from their dictionaries.

The waves of the constellation are also famous in the independent group.