Guilin, Guangxi, Dingnan Palace.

"Bang" A delicate Jingdezhen official kiln porcelain teacup fell heavily on the ground and shattered. Our poor horse grandfather, Sun Yanling, roared hoarsely: "Why did Haikou just trouble me! Why not bother them! ”

Just now, a six-hundred-mile rush was sent to the Dingnan Palace. Seeing the news of the annihilation of the Guangxi Navy Division, the poor horse master trembled with anger.

"Master Pony, stop your anger!" Lian Guoan hurriedly comforted Sun Yanling.

Although the real power of Guangxi's military and political power is in the hands of Lian Guoan, he is still a little afraid of Sun Yanling, the hypothetical king of Dingnan, after all, it is assumed that the king of Nan is a dignified concubine. It is said that he also has a leg with Shunzhi and wears a big green hat for Sun Yanling. But Sun Yanling's green hat is very glorious! A slave, the wife can be favored by the master, that is a glorious thing.

But Lian Guoan didn't know the depression in Sun Yanling's heart at all, every time Sun Yanling thought of the slut in Beijing, the anger on his psychological side, he didn't know what words to use to describe it.

Sun Yanling cried and roared with a sad face: "Our Guangxi sailors are all lost!" If that slut knew, we wouldn't have any good fruit to eat! Do you really think Guangxi is ours? Wrong! Guangxi is the slut! The real Dingnan Palace, not in Guilin, is in Beijing! ”

"Rest your anger! Gege has a deep affection for the horse master. Don't believe those rumors, Master Pony. Lian Guoan advised Sun Yanling on his mouth, but he smiled in his heart: What kind of bullshit King Dingnan, if it weren't for your wife being favored by the Lord of Long Live Lord, Lao Tzu wouldn't have taken you kid in his eyes! This kid was cuckolded by the Lord Long Live and had to obey his wife, and when a man was like this, he was also embarrassed to be thrown home!

Sun Yanling heard the yin and yang weird tone in Lian Guoan's tone, and he didn't know how to send the fire in his heart: deep love? If that slut really cares about feelings, she won't be stopped by the Queen Mother, and after the Lord loves Concubine Dong E, she has to marry me. That slut, what did you think of Lao Tzu? It's just like treating Lao Tzu as a rag, kicking it away when she doesn't want it, she can't be a concubine anymore, and she comes to Lao Tzu again!

However, Sun Yanling is not good at saying these words openly.

But the overwhelming "rumors" in Guangxi, saying that Kong Sizhen was a broken shoe thrown away by the Long Live Lord, such rumors were actually spread by Sun Yanling in secret.

Kong Sizhen, the prototype of Aunt Qiong Yao's novel. After Kong Youde's death that year, Kong Sizhen entered Beijing. Anyone who has seen all kinds of Gege photos in the late Qing Dynasty knows how miserable it was in the harem of the Qing Dynasty. A Han woman entered Beijing, and when Shunzhi saw it, it was shocking! So our Huanzhu Gege was favored by Shunzhi. But the old witch of Bumu Butai blocked him and did not allow Shunzhi to make Huanzhu Gege a concubine, and cruelly separated them. Shunzhi was also sad for a long time, and it wasn't until he saw his brother's wife that he got better. Later, Shunzhi forced his younger brother to death and brought Concubine Dong E into the palace. Kong Sizhen saw that her dream of being a concubine was shattered, so she had to marry Sun Yanling according to the marriage contract set by her family before.

Sun Yanling is complaining about his wife, but Kong Sizhen marries Sun Yanling, what an unwilling thing, Kong Sizhen looks down on the person most in his life is Sun Yanling.

However, Kong Sizhen's martial arts are high, and every time the husband and wife have a quarrel, Sun Yanling is always beaten like a pig's head.

Fortunately, the husband and wife have lived separately in the past two years, and Sun Yanling does not have to be tortured by the tigress. However, the real power of the Dingnan Mansion is in the hands of Kong Sizhen, who is far away in Beijing, and Sun Yanling is just a puppet to put it bluntly.

Saying that, Sun Yanling sighed, and after crying for a long time, he calmed down again, and he asked Guoan: "I heard that the Haikou is the Haikou of the Xiyi people, and the urgent report also said that the largest Xiyi big ship is more than 50 zhang long and 20 zhang wide, which is higher than the city tower in Guilin!" The rest of the big ships are also thirty or forty zhang long, and there are as many as a hundred big ships such as mountains! And the Xiyi people have thousands of cannons, thousands of cannons are fired in unison, and the sky and the earth change color! You say, why am I so unlucky, that Xiyi people, instead of beating others, came to beat our Guangxi sailors? Where is the reason? ”

Lian Guoan also felt very strange: "It's also strange, why don't the Xiyi people fight the Guangdong Sailors, but beat us?" You must know that our Guangxi sailors are the weakest. ”

"It's true that our Guangxi sailors are the weakest, but why do they just run away? It's a strange thing that they didn't land either, they just destroyed our camp of sailors and disappeared. Sun Yanling asked puzzled.

Lian Guoan suddenly laughed: "Master Ma, this is the credit of sending it to the door!" The time has come for us to make meritorious contributions! ”

"What do you mean by that?"

"Do you think that hundreds of Xiyi big ships came to fight us and were driven away by us, isn't this a great achievement? Even if the Guangxi Navy Division was wiped out, we still won! ”

"Good!" Sun Yanling stretched his frowns and smiled on his face.

So the two of them went through some artistic processing and wrote the war report into a fold, ready to be sent to Beijing as soon as possible.

The urgent war report sent by Qinzhou originally read: When the Xiyi Jukou invaded Qinzhou, there were more than 10 large ships of more than 50 zhang, more than 100 large ships of more than 30 or 40 zhang, and even more than 1,000 small boats. There were seven or eight thousand pieces of artillery pieces of thieves, and the platoon of artillery was fired in unison, and the shells covered the entire Qinzhou Bay, and the sea and the sky changed color. Although our sailors fought bloodily, they were outnumbered and annihilated.

Lian Guoan and Sun Yanling changed the battle report and became: Xiyi Jukou invaded Qinzhou, the first to be a big ship more than 100 zhang long, with more than 20 large ships more than 50 zhang long, and more than 500 large ships such as mountains, and thousands of small ships more than 10 zhang long! Our Guangxi naval division fought back and bombarded the enemy ships. However, the Xiyi Jukou had tens of thousands of huge cannons, and 10,000 cannons bombarded at once, and our Guangxi Navy Division suffered heavy losses. However, our Qing warriors were not afraid of sacrifice, went forward one after another, fought back, and sank one large ship of more than 50 zhang of the enemy, more than 10 large ships of more than 30 zhang, and hundreds of small boats, forcing the Xiyi Jukou to withdraw from Qinzhou Bay. However, our army suffered heavy losses, and all the ships of the naval division were destroyed.

Sun Yanling glanced at the fold and asked, "More than 100 zhang big ship?" Isn't that an exaggeration? ”

Of course it's an exaggeration! The aircraft carriers of later generations are only more than 100 zhang long!

As a result, the line was changed and became the first ship with a length of more than 60 zhang. Later, I felt that it was too exaggerated to have more than 20 boats with a length of more than 50 zhang, so I changed it to 5 boats with a length of more than 50 zhang and more than 20 ships with a length of 40 or 50 zhang.

"This piece is folded, we are not guilty but have merit!" Lian Guoan said with a smile.

Sun Yanling smiled bitterly: "This twist and turn is almost the same as deceiving the emperor." But can Kong Sizhen's slut believe it? ”

Lian Guoan smiled: "Don't worry, don't worry!" Gege still has to keep you! This Guangxi sailor is actually qualified, and our loss is also her loss. This credit is also the credit of Gege. Could it be that Gege will still turn away the credit for sending it to the door? ”

However, before it was delivered, news came from the Leizhou Peninsula.

The Leizhou Peninsula is actually closer to Guilin than to Guangzhou. Sun Yanling and Lian Guoan are not good birds, and they also have their eyeliner in Guangdong, which they use to spy on Shang Kexi. Of course, Shang Kexi also has eyeliner in Guangxi, and the two sides monitor each other. As soon as there was an accident on the Leizhou Peninsula, the spies quickly stepped up and sent the news.

Seeing the battle report sent from the Leizhou Peninsula, Sun Yanling and Lian Guoan were overjoyed: "Great! Their Guangdong sailors were also beaten! Hahaha! Now Shang Kexi, that old turtle is also unlucky! ”

It turned out that after Albert's naval fleet left Qinzhou Bay, it immediately rushed to Hai'an County, the southernmost capital of Leizhou, at the southernmost tip of the Leizhou Peninsula, which is today's Xuwen County.

In stark contrast to Sun Yanling, it is Shang Keghai in Guangzhou. Originally, Shang Kexi heard that the Guangxi Navy Division was annihilated and a large number of Xiyi warships attacked Qinzhou, Shang Kexi was happy in his heart, and this old traitor also asked people to serve wine and food, and wanted to celebrate beautifully. Who knew that another war report came, saying that the Hai'an Navy Division camp had been attacked and the whole army was annihilated.

Shang Kexi jumped up and overturned the table: "Thief! Sun Yanling, that thief, drove the Haikou to me! The old man wants to take a copy of him! ”

Shizi Shang Zhixin hurriedly advised: "Father, the wife of the cuckold Sun Yanling is deeply favored by the Queen Mother and the Emperor, and I am afraid that we will not be able to participate in him." The Xiyi thief sailor is powerful, we must preserve our strength, and now immediately send fast horses, and order the sailors from all over the country to rush back to Guangzhou and hide in the Pearl River, Xiyi Haikou is not familiar with the hydrology of the Pearl River, and will definitely not dare to come in! This is the only way we can preserve our strength. ”

In Hai'an County, there is a battalion of the Qing Army's Hai'an Naval Division, with more than 1,000 people stationed in the Green Battalion and more than 50 warships of various sizes. The Hai'an Naval Division, like the Wanzhou Naval Division, Yazhou Naval Division, and Haikou Naval Division Battalion in Qiongzhou, is not only responsible for the defense of Hainan Island, but also for transportation tasks, and the transportation from Hainan Island to the mainland depends on these four naval divisions.

When the fleet arrived in Hai'an County, it first bombarded the Nanshan Battery.

Although the Qing army's Nanshan Fort had been prepared, only the range of the four red-coated cannons could be compared with the fleet, and the other artillery of the Nanshan Fort were all small cannons, which were only beaten and had no power to fight back at all.

The fleet was shelled by the Qing army, and immediately bombarded the siege mortars on the cruisers, followed by a salvo of large-caliber cannons, destroying the four red-coated cannons of the Nanshan Battery. Then the fleet approached the coastline and fired heavily with artillery of various calibers, and a large number of shells smashed on the Nanshan battery, which was smashed to pieces in the blink of an eye.

After solving the fort, the fleet rushed to the gate of the Qing Army's naval division camp in Hai'an Town.

The wooden gate of the water village was bombarded, and the cruisers shelled from a distance outside the water village, and the privateers rushed into the camp and sent all the warships of the Qing army to the bottom of the sea.

After destroying the Hai'an Naval Division's battalion, the fleet marched away, leaving behind the Hai'an Battalion with flames and thick smoke.

On the sea surface of Haikou, the sound of artillery was rumbling and the smoke of gunpowder was filled, and 18 warships were launching an artillery bombardment on the Qing army batteries in Haikou.

The Qing batteries did not pose much of a threat to Albert's fleet, and after an hour of bombardment, only one fifth-class cruiser was hit by a shell, and the others were unscathed. The Qing army's batteries had already been beaten to pieces, and only two of the six red-coated cannons could still be fired.

"Boom" Suddenly there was a loud bang on the battery, and a huge mushroom cloud rose from the battery.

"It's strange, our shell didn't hit that position, why did it explode?" Albert was weird.

Zhang Yukun sneered: "The quality of that Tartar's red-coated cannon is not very good, it must have been fired for a long time, the cannon body was overheated, and the chamber exploded!" ”

The Qing army had only one cannon left to use, and the fleet was no longer afraid of the fire of the Haikou Fort, and all the battleships immediately approached, and the Haikou Fort was smashed into a pile of rubble with a burst of fierce fire from the side of the gunwale.

However, when Albert wanted to annihilate the Haikou sailors, he encountered a problem: the Qing army's sailors were cowering in the Nandu River and did not dare to show their heads at all.

"Damn the Tatars, they just hide in the river and don't come out! Is this still the Navy? It's a fleet inside the bathtub! Albert scolded indignantly.

The navy of the Nanyang Company was not familiar with the hydrological situation of the Nandu River, and did not dare to enter the Nandu River rashly. In the face of the turtle-like Qing army Haikou sailors, Albert really had no way at all.

"Commander, let's let go of the Haikou Naval Division for the time being, and go to solve the Wanzhou Naval Division first!" Zhang Yukun proposed.