Chapter 221: The Big Accident in the Bathhouse
"Boy, what kind of wine is this brewing? When you leave, bring two buckets for the old man. Li Shentong sat on a wicker chair and shook the glass in his hand.
There are always good things in the Yun family, and a glass of wine is different from other people's homes. The golden syrup seems to be made of gold, and it is indeed a good thing to drink with a crisp taste.
"Two barrels ......! There is only this barrel in the whole world, and this wine is called agave. That's all I grew last year, and if you want to drink it again, you'll have to wait until next year. "The biggest feature of tequila is that it needs to settle for more than a year after brewing. Otherwise, the liquor will not be so golden brown and the taste will be much worse.
"Hey......! In the world, nine times out of ten, those who are unsatisfactory! After two years, the old man doesn't know if he can drink this wine. Li Shentong drank the wine in the glass and said a little lonely. In any case, at the beginning of the year, the issue of his son's status as a king was resolved. If he dies, it is logical to inherit his own princely title. Anyway, the children and grandchildren can be rich for a few years. There is only so much that can be done, children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren, and the children and grandchildren will have to do their own things in the future.
"Why are you so lonely, your old body has always been strong. A few years ago, our grandfathers were still fighting in the east and west. Now it's time to enjoy happiness, why do you suddenly talk about this? Yun Hao looked at Li Shentong with some surprise, this old guy has always been optimistic, how could he say such decadent words today?
"Strong? Don't talk about muscles and bones for energy! This person is getting older, and he gets up every day and has something that is not uncomfortable, so it is considered the New Year. Here, a few teeth are loose. Looks like it won't last long! Old, you know? Now the old man always wets his shoes when he pees, and the concubines in the house don't have the heart to touch it. Li Shentong took a sip of wine, raised his head to the sky and made a bitter hatred.
"You're talking nonsense, I heard that you only took a sixteen-year-old concubine last month."
"It's not, I don't have that heart but not that strength!" Li Shentong said irritably.
"Uh......!" Yun Hao was speechless. You're over seventy years old, even if it's a diamond iron body. I can't stand you being so hokward! Marrying a sixteen-year-old yellow flower girl, isn't this death?
"Two of your concubines are pregnant?" Seeing that Yun Hao didn't squeak, Li Shentong suddenly turned his head. asked with a lewd face.
Yun Hao was a little strange, Lao Tzu's wife was pregnant. Why are you running eyebrows all over your face, is it appropriate for the dignified Prince of Tang to be so obscene?
"Ahh It's all there! Mr. Sun showed it, and now it has begun to show its nostalgia for more than four months. What's wrong? ”
"Bring the secret recipe!" Li Shentong smiled evilly and stretched out his hand and slapped it twice.
"Secret recipe?" Yun Hao was a little puzzled, when did he have a secret recipe.
"It's the secret recipe for doing that at night!" Seeing that Yun Hao was not on the road, Li Shentong simply picked it out. His eyes were still stumbling around, as if he was afraid of being heard.
"I'm ......!" Yun Hao almost didn't squirt out a sip of wine. It turns out that the old guy is here to ask for an aphrodisiac, and your fucking kidney of more than 70 years can be compared with Lao Tzu's kidney at the age of 20? Can Lao Tzu take aphrodisiacs?
Never mind! Aphrodisiac, this thing is needed by a man. What's more, the old guy is seventy or eighty, and he really needs this thing.
"There is a thing called Suoyang, and Longyou has it. Send someone to buy some back, peel them and slice them. Add wolfberry porridge to drink, one bowl every morning. Half a month to see results!
Also, when it's winter. Give out a sea cucumber to eat every morning, regardless of whether you swallow it raw or boil noodles. As for what tiger whip deer whip or something, it is the medicine of the tiger and wolf, and it is not good for the body to eat too much. Yun Hao searched his stomach and thought about the aphrodisiac secret recipe he knew. Forget about seal oil, there are not many seals in Bohai Bay right now. If this old guy had known, he would have to lead to the extinction of the seals in Bohai Bay.
"Speak slowly, the old man is getting older. Come on, bring pen and ink! ”
If this was not his home, Yun Hao had the urge to cover his face and run away.
It's been more than four months, and Dugu Wanwan's pregnancy reaction has become even more serious. Basically, it has reached the point where I can't get out of bed, and I vomit whatever I eat and drink. Anyway, Yun Hao stewed a pigeon with ginseng, which was considered to be a strong eat. This is still pregnancy, just like this, how to fix it when it comes to childbirth. Yun Hao panicked as long as he thought about it!
In the final analysis, it is better to endure hardship. Xin'er didn't have any problems, the same four months. There is hardly any pregnancy reaction, and a few mouthfuls of yellow water in the morning can be considered coping. Large buns of vegetables and meat, one person can eat eight. I have to spare two bowls of porridge, so the fuck shouldn't be called a bowl, it should be called a basin.
After breakfast, I was thinking about what to eat at noon. Dinner gnawed a whole juicy elbow, and in the middle of the night he had to ask his maid to make some supper. In less than half a month, people have gained weight. The melon seed face has a serious tendency to develop into a large bread face!
Yun Hao is going to die of sorrow, and he will continue to develop according to this trend. Before giving birth, I was so fat that I didn't look like a person, and it was nothing to be fat. At least it feels good to the touch, but the child's nutrition is so sufficient, it will give birth to a big one. The size of the child is directly related to the safety of the mother. The child is too big, and the risk factor of having a child skyrockets.
After two words of persuasion, he began to wipe his tears. One Lin Daiyu in the family was already dying, and the two Lin Daiyu Yunhao felt that their heads were several times bigger.
Zhang Miaoke doesn't care about these things, anyway, Xin'er will let the cook do whatever she wants. And she doesn't have to get up early and be greedy for darkness, and if she doesn't eat and drink, she may have a reputation as a mean lady. As the lady of the three grades, Zhang Miaoke attaches great importance to her reputation.
Zhao has a resolute and encouraging attitude towards Xin'er's eating. As long as you want to eat, you immediately ask someone to get it. In her opinion, as long as she gives birth to a chubby grandson, other things are not important.
With Zhao's encouragement, Zhang Miaoke's connivance. Xin'er had a tendency to get worse, and when she ate at noon, she independently killed a whole fat chicken. After wiping his oily mouth, he went to the bathhouse to take a comfortable hot bath, and then began a wonderful nap.
"If you continue to be used to this, something will happen, the child is too big and easy to have a difficult birth, do you know it?" Looking at Xin'er, who had exaggerated buttocks, Yun Hao said to Zhang Miaoke with some annoyance. If you don't know Zhang Miaoke's temperament, you think she is murdering.
"It's a good thing to be able to eat, just like Wanwan? Lying in bed all day, eating and vomiting. I just asked someone to make shredded potatoes and send them to them, and I can finally eat a little. You're married to these things, it's enough to worry about. The concubine is not a good woman, if she really controls Xin'er's diet. What people will say about me!
I know that I am afraid of eating too fat, and I don't know that I am a jealous woman and abuse my concubine. Zhang Miaoke said that Yun Hao lost his temper. What this girl said still makes some sense.
Yuan'er ate silently and didn't say a word. In a big family, children are the bars that support them. A concubine who fails to give birth to a male and half female concubine to the master's family is a seriously unqualified concubine. This is also in the Yun family, if it is in someone else's house, it may be thrown out. Every year, so many girls who are sold into the Qinglou are not all daughters of good families.
Yun Hao gave Yuan'er a chopstick dish and ate silently. She obviously worked hard, but she couldn't get pregnant and couldn't help it. On several occasions, Yun Hao even counted the days and specially avoided the safety period of Yuan'er. In this way, it didn't make Yuan'er's belly bigger.
"Daddy! I'm done! Yun Baobao finished eating, wiped a handful of little faces full of rice grains and was about to leave. As a result, he was captured by Zhang Miaoke and wiped his little face clean. Immediately ran out like a clockwork spring! I don't understand why children like to run so much.
When the panda Xiaohua in the yard saw the master come out, she immediately followed with great interest. When the little master finishes eating, it's his turn to eat.
"It's not a solution for a child to always play stupidly all day, shouldn't I find a gentleman for him? The baby is the eldest son, how can it be so wasted. Zhang Miaoke looked at his son who ran out and said with some worry. The eldest son of someone else's family has been studying since he was four years old. Li Ke and Qingque in the palace are only more than a year older than Yun Baobao, and they can now recite many enlightened articles.
When Zhang Miaoke entered the palace, he didn't see the eldest grandson show off. After coming back, he muttered in front of Yun Hao about finding a husband for the child.
"Four-year-olds, it's time to play. Children's creativity and imagination are developed at this time. At this time, you ask him to read something enlightened, not to teach the child to be stupid. Our children, just learn to write some words at home. The three-character scripture in my study, the family name of the hundred families was brought to the child.
You look at those rotten Confucianism, Sima Xiangru's "Fan Jiang Chapter", Shi You's "Urgent Chapter", Li Chang's "Yuan Shang Chapter", Yang Xiong's "Discipline Chapter", Jia Fang's "You Xi Chapter", Zhang Yi's "Pi Cang", Cai Yong's "Persuasion", "Holy Emperor Chapter", "Huang Chu Chapter", "Female History Chapter", Ban Gu's "Taijia Chapter", "Zai Xi Chapter", Cui Ying's "Flying Dragon Chapter", Zhu Yu's "Kindergarten Learning", Fan Gong's "Guangcang", Lu Ji's "Wu Zhang", Zhou Xingsi's "Thousand Character Text", Shu Xi's "Fameng Ji", Gu Kaizhi's " Min Meng Ji", as well as "Miscellaneous Words" and "Difficult Words".
These Lao Tzu are struggling to watch, are you sure you want to teach them to your children? When the child is seven years old, he will go to our academy. I have a academy at home, so I can learn something from someone else's house. "Yun Hao is most unaccustomed to Li Gang and Kong Yingda's set, and good children have taught them something.
Li Chengqian became a pervert, and Li Tai and Li Qingque became careerists. There is also a gloomy and sympathetic Li Ke, a whole bunch of princesses who have become sluts. That's what they teach! Don't dare to put your own children in their hands, without him, for fear of learning badly.
"You're in charge, you do whatever you say. It's just that these three character scriptures, the surname of the hundred families is taught by you? Or is it a concubine to teach? People can say that they can't raise their godfathers. ”
Looking at Zhang Miaoke's smiling eyes, Yun Hao finally understood. It turns out that this girl is just thinking about teaching her son by herself, and she thinks about it. A big mess of things outside the house is all taken care of by Zhang Miaoke alone. In the past, there was a Dugu Wanwan who could help, but now Dugu Wanwan is pregnant and doesn't even have a helper.
There is no way, the request to teach children to read and write falls on their heads. Thinking about the kindergarten education in the future, I guess it should be no problem......!
The family was eating and talking, when they suddenly saw Xin'er's maid running in like a madman. knocked over the subordinate who was removing the table, and knelt on the ground with a "poof".
Zhang Miaoke was furious and was about to scold. But I heard Yan Hong crying and said, "Oh no, Grandpa Guo, madam." Mrs. Xin'er fell and bled profusely. I can't get up anymore! ”
Zhang Miaoke listened to Yanhong's words and stood up immediately in shock. Yun Hao had already slipped away and ran to the bathhouse!
"Come back! Come on, hurry up and pull the grandfather of the country down. This kind of thing is unlucky for a man to bump in! Seeing Yun Hao running away, Zhang Miaoke remembered. Jumping and roaring, the maids and women in the hall were in a mess.
The Yun family's bathhouse is very huge, and the pool can be used as a small swimming pool. Yun Hao rushed to the door of the bathhouse at a speed of 100 meters, but was still stopped by a group of people. It is not easy to let Yun Hao beat or scold, or even threaten to kill. Just don't let Yun Hao in, listening to Xin'er who keeps wailing inside. Yun Hao's heart is about to break!
Zhang Miaoke rushed over from behind, pulled Yun Hao's robe and said, "I don't dare to let you in this kind of thing, if something happens to you, the whole family will not survive." The concubine goes in and sees, and you are waiting here. Just wait!
What are you doing stupidly? Hurry up, go and invite your uncle, and then go and invite Sun Daochang. Grabbed Yun Hao, Zhang Miaoke roared like a tigress towards the chaotic subordinates.
The chaotic scene was suddenly quiet.
ordered someone to look at Yun Hao, and Zhang Miaoke walked into the bathhouse. Xin'er's screams inside seemed to be killing pigs. Yun Hao was as anxious as a donkey, spinning in circles in the yard.
blame yourself for not telling me, although the clogs are good. Can be the easiest to slip on marble floors, damn it. When he was repairing the bathhouse, he wanted to take the standards of later generations and get a marble floor. In later generations, there were non-slip slippers, but in these years there were only clogs.
Sure enough, I asked the maid to find out. The strap of the clogs broke, and Xin'er slipped under her feet and sat heavily on the ground, and her lower body began to bleed at that time.
Zhang Wenzhong rushed over, glanced at Yun Hao and walked in. It didn't take long for Sun Simiao to come. also glanced at Yun Hao and walked in.
I don't know what tricks the two of them used, anyway, Xin'er's screams are getting smaller and smaller. In the end, he couldn't hear it at all, and Yun Hao's heart tugged again. Don't get out of trouble, don't get out of trouble.
The maid came out of it and ran away with the medicine slip in her hand. Yun Hao stopped the question, but didn't stand down to answer.
After I don't know how long, Zhang Miaoke walked out of it, her face was very ugly.
"Alang! Kid, it's gone! ”