Chapter 342: Psychotherapy

Li Er was the only one in the wide hall, and the chamberlain stood with his legs between his legs from a distance. An irritable warrior is very dangerous, if this warrior happens to be the emperor again, it can definitely achieve the effect of not entering the living.

Li Er is cruel, Li Er is cold-blooded, and Li Er is ruthless. These are all seen by Yun Hao with his own eyes, this guy imprisoned his father, and it is very likely that he killed him. Li Er also killed his brother with his own hands and ordered his subordinates to kill his younger brother. Sister-in-law and younger siblings all appeared in his huge harem group.

This guy is a heinous villain by every measure. At least for a while, Yun Hao thought so too.

But when Yun Hao saw Li Er, who was sleepy as if he was going crazy like a donkey, Yun Hao suddenly felt that this guy should belong to the object that could be saved. At least in the bottom of this guy's heart, there is something called conscience.

There are definitely a few good people in this world, but there are also a few bad guys who smoke. The most people in the world are not good or bad guys, and if you rescue them, you may be good people. One step forward could be a heinous villain. Heaven and hell are just a thought, and many times the same is true between villains and heroes.

Zhang Ergou may jump off the building after the collapse, and Wang Erdan may talk nonsense after the collapse. After Cheng bites the gold and collapses, he may beat people and destroy things. The degree of destruction after the collapse increases exponentially with the improvement of status. Li Er, who is at the top of the food chain, can be said to be the most powerful person in the world. It's hard to imagine what would happen if he collapsed. One thing is for sure, a lot of people will die, very, very many.

Yun Hao decided to rescue Li Er's conscience, after all, it was also related to the interests of the Yun family.

Thinking back to the method of making people sleep, Li Er's manic pocket watch dangled in front of him. As a result, Li Er stepped on the broken pocket watch, and by the way, even Yun Hao stepped on it together. When it comes to fist and foot kung fu, one hundred and ten Yun Hao is not an opponent of Li Er, and the emperor is not blowing it out. When he became an emperor, he still thought that there were not many emperors who cut people. Yun Hao looked at Li Er's eyes and knew that the current Li Er wanted to cut people very much, very much!

How does a psychiatrist do it? Chat! For a chat, it's best to have a glass of fine grape wine. Talking while drinking, chatting and chatting can lull each other to sleep. This may not work, but it can be tried.

Yun Hao instructed the waiter to get the grapes to brew, and the waiter glanced at the screen and immediately served the wine jug. Guess with your ass that the eldest grandson is hiding behind the curtain and eavesdropping.

The blue jade cup is filled with grape wine, and the blood-red syrup exudes an attractive aroma. You don't have to drink it to know it's good. The treasures in the second palace of Li are really not comparable to ordinary products.

"I tried, but it didn't work! Your steamed wine is useless! Li Er looked at the grape wine in front of him and sighed helplessly.

"The way to cure is to chat, and these grapes are just drinks to chat." Yun Hao sat cross-legged on the ground, and the earth dragons under the hall were warm and smoky.

"Chat, that's weird. It's a good thing, no one dared to talk to me for years. Ever since I changed from King of Qin to Emperor, no one dared to say these two words to me. Li Er sat on the dragon chair and looked at the grapes with distant eyes.

"Yes! You are the emperor, and you hold the prince with Tianxian in your mouth. To the east is the sea, and to the west is the desert. As long as you stomp your feet, you will tremble. You are the most powerful person in the world, don't say a word. Even a look can determine a person's fate and even life and death. Chatting with you, it's boring and crooked. There is a good saying, a companion is like a tiger. Yun Hao took a sip of grape wine, and the sourness and sweetness kept rolling in his mouth.

"Then you still dare to chat with me, not afraid that I will eat you?" Li Er also took a sip of grape wine, and I have to say that Yun Hao is reasonable. Authority has reached the pinnacle of man's grasp, and the heights are unbearable! Now, even if the eldest grandson talks to him, he has to weigh it again. Perhaps, this is the reason why the emperor wants to call the lonely and widowed.

"Eat! Eat me, can let you sleep peacefully, I would rather you eat me. But my majesty, after eating me, there will be no one to talk to you. Don't even think about it in this life! Yun Hao simply straightened his legs, and a pair of legs stretched out long under the desk.

"Alone! Loner! I killed my brother and brother, my father was afraid of me, and my son was afraid of me. Even my queen began to fear me. Datang has already spread the word that I stink on the street! Li Er took a sip of wine helplessly and shook his head.

"No, who dares to say that Your Majesty does not say a word. Yu Chigong will smash that person into meat sauce, and Uncle Qin will split him in half. Cheng bites Jin and Niu Jinda, and will pull out the man's tongue as a snack. ”

"I don't say it with my mouth, but I can say it in my heart. I know! In the bed, in the corners, I don't know how to arrange me. But you know what happened at the beginning, if I don't fight back. I am the one who turns into loess, and I am the dragon among men. The reason for the rebellion is that it is unwilling to be buried in the soil silently. Over the years, I have trembled and trembled like walking on thin ice, and each chapter has been written after reading and thinking and thinking.

My martial arts are not as good as the first emperor? What kind of mess I am picking up, the Turks are guilty of the border. Datang can only sue for peace in humiliation! Goryeo is eyeing you and kidnapping an important minister like you in Chang'an. Gao Chang and Tugu are ready to move, Xue Yantuo, and Qiuzi regard our Tang border army as nothing. The Nanzhao savages in the south also thought about how to take advantage of the fire to rob. The country is a ruin left by the civil strife of the former Sui Dynasty, and the eastern capital of Luoyang has almost turned into a ghost town.

When Wude was in his ninth year, the Tang Dynasty earned less than 2 million yuan. But in the eighth year of Zhenguan, the income of the Tang Dynasty has reached 21 million. With potatoes and corn, Datang no longer has hunger. The population of Luoyang, the eastern capital, has now recovered to seventy percent of that of the former Sui! The Eastern Turks disappeared, and the unruly Jieli was tamed like a dog. No, he's just a dog I raised to tease. Gaochang was destroyed, Tuyuhun, Qiuzi, and Xue Yantuo were wagging their tails to me and begging for mercy. The ferocious Tibetans are busy with civil strife. Looking at the border of the Tang Dynasty, there is no country to fight.

I can't compare to the built? Can he do even better than me? Joke, when the Turks attacked. He will only persuade his father to move the capital, an emperor who owes even the courage of a battle will be better than me, an emperor who has been killed in a hundred battles?

But the damned people still thought about him, thinking about his good in every way. Li Er viciously poured a sip of grape wine, and poured a large glass of wine into his stomach. This kind of bland wine is water to Li Er, but wine is wine after all. A large glass of wine went down his stomach, and there seemed to be a fire burning in Li Er's chest. The depressed mood became more depressed.

Yun Hao took advantage of Li Er's indignation, hooked his fingers and called the waiter, asking him to mix some Yun family's steamed wine in Li Er's wine. When a person is mentally exhausted, alcohol can be a great aid for sleep.

"Who doesn't know death so much, Your Majesty said that the ministers will go and dismantle them." Yun Hao stood up, looking indignant. At this time, it is very important to stand on the same front with the emperor!

"My father, the Emperor, Yuanji, and Built! Every time I close my eyes, they come to me. I said I robbed them of their throne! Li Er said resentfully.

Li Er's dream must be extremely bloody, and even Li Er, who rolled over in the sea of corpses and blood, could not adapt to it. God is pitiful, you are not afraid when you are alive, are you afraid when you die?

"Hah! Ha! Ha! Yun Hao slapped the floor and laughed. The waiter who had just brought the drink looked at Yun Hao in surprise, thinking that this Duke of Chu had gone crazy. The body tried to avoid Yun Hao, and when the emperor was mad for a while, don't splash his own blood.

"Isn't it funny?" Li Er's eyes were gloomy like an eagle.

"This is the funniest joke the minister has ever heard, and to say something disrespectful, isn't it just a few dead people? His Majesty was not afraid when they were alive, but how could His Majesty be afraid of their ghosts when they died? ”

"But they ......!" The human Li Er is not afraid, but the ghost Li Er is still afraid. After all, the ghost thing can't be seen or touched, and the most important thing is that it doesn't belong to Li Er.

"The ministers have an idea, to ensure that their ghosts will never dare to disturb Your Majesty again." Yun Hao stopped laughing and said, always swatting flies on the tiger's head will cause problems. Accepting it when you see it is good is the secret of living a long time.

"Speak quickly!" Li Erdu was about to be tortured by dreams and went crazy, and what he lacked most now was patience.

"What are ghosts most afraid of? Naturally, it was the one who killed them in the first place. As long as you find Wei Chigong and Yi Guogong to stand at the door of the Taiji Palace, do you think those two dead ghosts dare to come in and disturb Your Majesty? Your Majesty swallowed mountains and rivers angrily, not to mention the two ghosts, even Da Luo Jinxian did not dare to fight His Majesty's idea. ”

"This ......! I'm afraid I have wronged the two Aiqing! ”

"Be loyal to the Lord, what grievances are there to be two door gods. How to wear it on the battlefield, we will wear it. I don't believe it, the murderous aura of the two of them can't suppress the two ghosts. ”

"Yuan Ji was the most afraid of Jingde before his death, and it was Jingde who killed Yuan Ji with an arrow and saved me. Just according to what Chu Guogong said, pass on the decree! Li Er was really mad from insomnia, and when he thought of having such an idea, he immediately commanded the yellow door beside him.

"No!" The Yellow Gate immediately ran out to deliver the message. Wei Chigong and Qin Qiong should be in Da'an Palace now, not far from Taiji Palace.

"That letter you took that day, Uncle Huang said you were tired of it. There is no one else here today, I told you what is in my heart, and you also tell me, what is going on, what are you tired of? Li Er, who had a way out, quickly switched his identity to the posture of the emperor. Yun Hao didn't understand how a person could switch between the two identities at will. People like Li Er should be gifted.

"Your Majesty! It's hard to say this kind of thing, and there are too many things that the minister is tired of. It's still hypocrisy that annoys the mouth, people are wearing masks when they interact with people, tired! ”

"Huh! It turns out that your kid is also tired, and you were only eight years old when you arrived at our Li family. The little people are full of scheming, tying up our Li family through one difficulty after another. At that time, you really saw people talking about people with a mouth, and you talked nonsense when you saw ghosts. I thought you were born with this look, but it turns out that you also get bored sometimes. Li Er took a sip of wine and looked at Yun Hao with a smile.

"Actually, sometimes I get tired of this, but there are a few people in the world like you. It's hard to be sincere, and I've met more hypocrites than you. To be honest, sometimes I feel too much when I listen to their compliments. But what can be done? I govern a country, and the same rice feeds all kinds of people. The dynasty not only needs warriors who can conquer and fight, but also needs capable ministers who can govern the world.

But the guy who whitewashes the peace must not be missing. It was these complicated people who formed the imperial court to help the people of the world who were more complicated. Li Er took another sip of wine and smiled helplessly.

Li Er suddenly felt very relaxed, he hadn't felt this way for a long time. Maybe because he has been talking to him for a long time, no one dares to talk to him like this. Many times, Li Er's side is full of death. Either so-and-so was pushed down and beaten to death with a stick, or so-and-so was beheaded and sacrificed. Only Yun Hao or Li Shentong have the courage to talk to themselves like this.

"Because you are Your Majesty, and I, Yun Hao, am just an ordinary person who likes to be lazy. Do you remember what the minister said to His Majesty when he was in Jinyang? My best wish in life is to marry a few beautiful wives and live with them in my arms. Sleep until you wake up naturally every day, count the money and count until your hands cramp. This is the life I want, without the Iron Horse and without the intrigue.

Some only have laziness and enjoyment, this is the life that the minister wants to live. Yun Hao also poured a sip of grape wine, as if he didn't like to drink it like this, so he simply picked up the wine jug and drank it to his mouth.

"You're ......!" Li Er smiled helplessly, and he had a belly of heart, but he had this lazy temperament. How did God create this demon!

"My Majesty, the voice of the minister is in such a prosperous era as the Zhenguan Dynasty. Why don't you eat and wait for death, it's very dangerous to look at the eagle and raise your mind. This is the best, and the friendship between you and me can be maintained for a long time. I'm fishing in Dengzhou, and you're in Chang'an with the world in mind, isn't it great? If it weren't for the identity of the Guogong, I wouldn't even want the position of Dengzhou Assassin.

Today, since Your Majesty has spoken of it, that kid has the courage to borrow someone from Your Majesty. ”

"Who?"

"Xu Jingzong, let him be a kid's driver. I believe that he will definitely govern Dengzhou very well! ”

"He is now the assassin of Yangzhou, and he will go to Dengzhou to be your driver? He's crazy? Li Er looked at Yun Hao in surprise, Xu Jingzong was excellent in the assessment of the officials last year. How can he be promoted this year and next year, Yun Hao was directly demoted by half a level.

"Then you can send a capable driver, anyway, the minister only wants to go to the sea to fish when he arrives in Dengzhou."

"What do you think of the Wing Kingdom?"

"No way!"

"Why?"

"He wants to stay in Chang'an to be a door god!"

"Uh......!" Li Er was speechless!