769, Longyang Jun Weeping Fish Advised the Vulture Bone to be ordered to fight
As soon as these words came out, Da Xi Changru's face suddenly changed, and he immediately stood up, pulled out the long sword in his hand, and shouted: "Tao Yang, you are presumptuous!" When you come to my army, you dare to speak out and tease my brother, do you think that I dare not kill you? ”
Although Qin Wuyang was still confused, Da Xi Changru had already seen that Long Yangjun was sarcastic about the people who surrendered on their knees in Yunnan, and he deliberately designed Qin Wuyang to jump into this trap.
Long Yangjun didn't care at all, picked up his wine glass, and drank it all again, "Since I came to the camp alone, I won't be afraid of anything." As the saying goes, the two countries are at war without slashing. Even if you have the intention to kill me, Wang Dashuai is a respectful and polite person, and he may not allow you to act recklessly. ”
After speaking, Long Yangjun looked at Wang Meng and said with a smile: "I don't know if Tao's words are right?" ”
Wang Meng waved his hand and said, "General Daxi, you step aside!" Tao is articulate, and you are no match for him. ”
Long Yangjun nodded with a smile and continued: "Let Marshal Wang see and laugh!" ”
At this moment, someone walked in with a plate of grilled fish, and after sending it to Long Yangjun, Wang Meng pointed to the grilled burnt yellow fish and said: "Tao Zhi came to taste it, this is the minnow I caught with my own hands, and it is fragrant when it is grilled, just smelling this taste, it makes people a little intoxicated." ”
After speaking, Wang Meng closed his eyes, as if feeling the fragrance of the grilled fish, and the rest of the people also began to eat it, and they couldn't stop boasting.
Wang Meng was about to pick up chopsticks to eat, but when he saw Long Yangjun suddenly covering his sleeves and brushing his face, there was a sad cry from time to time, Wang Meng was puzzled, and hurriedly asked: "I don't know why Tao is suddenly sad?" ”
At this time, Qin Wuyang, who was eating fish, hurriedly said again: "I see! He must have never eaten such a delicious grilled fish, for fear that he would not be able to eat it in the future, so he suddenly cried, hehe, Tao Zhi, I see that you are more beautiful than many people in the tribe, or you will simply switch to my master! ”
After Qin Wuyang said this, he was immediately glared at by Da Xi Changru, and said: "Wuyang is talking nonsense!" ”
Long Yangjun sighed at this time, and said to Wang Meng: "Marshal Wang, a well-educated person, must have heard of Zhuangzi and Huizi swimming on Haoliang. Zhuangzi said: Fish travel calmly, is the joy of fish. ”
Wang Meng nodded, "This is the words in "Zhuangzi - Autumn Water Chapter", Zhuangzi and Huizi Zong, Zi is not fish, and the joy of knowing fish, is it because we eat minnows, so Tao Zhi will have this sadness?" Forgive me for being stupid, where does this sorrow come from? ”
"I think that the two sages of Zhuangzi and Huizi talked about the joy of fish, and how happy it was to look at the fish in harmony on the beam at that time! But now it has become a delicacy for people on the table, why not? Just because minnows can't stand the lure of bait, isn't that sad! ”
Wang Meng heard what he said, and said with a smile: "Tao Zhi continues!" ”
"Everything in this world, people, wealth, and birds die for food, and Marshal Wang is now pouring his troops into a large-scale expedition to the land of Xichuan for the sake of a small territory, isn't it the same?"
"Drop! Detected Long Yang Jun's skill confusion trigger - Intelligence +4, Wang Meng's Intelligence and Politics -3, the current Longyang Jun's Intelligence has been increased to 89, and Wang Meng's Intelligence and Politics have been reduced to 96."
Wang Meng heard Long Yangjun coming, and said with a smile: "My lord is wise and martial, and the soldiers under his command are fierce, after the battle, the big and small techniques can be described as invincible, how can they be compared with the bait fish, Tao is afraid that this is a bit alarmist, right?" ”
Long Yangjun laughed and said: "My land of Xishu is fertile for thousands of miles, hundreds of thousands of soldiers with armor, and hundreds of generals, but my lord has not yet officially entered the land of barbarian states, and he still wants to be able to turn war into jade silk, so he didn't do his best to fight." Now that Marshal Wang and General Chen have been facing each other in Nan'an for several months, and they can't break the city at all, can't they explain anything? Yunnan is a barren and desolate land, and although it has won a small victory now, how long can it provide the marshal's army with heavy grain and grass? If we continue to hold on, the granary of Yizhou Tianfu will already be full, so I will naturally not be afraid of grain and grass supplies, but Marshal Wang's tens of thousands of troops may not be able to support it for long. When the time comes, I don't want my lord to spend a single soldier, I am afraid that there will be chaos among the various ethnic groups in Yunnan, and the disaster will be born in the elbows and armpits, isn't this the same fate as the grilled fish that becomes on the table for eating bait? Therefore, the people who are sad in Tao Yang are tens of thousands of living beings in this army! ”
At this time, Qin Wuyang, who was on the side, heard Long Yangjun's "nonsense", and thought of being teased by him just now, his anger instantly couldn't control his temper, he suddenly pulled out his long sword, and shouted: "I let you talk nonsense here, you are the fish, and your whole family is grilled fish!" ”
Qin Wuyang stabbed it with a sword, which instantly shocked Wang Meng, because Long Yangjun looked gentle and delicate, with tender skin, he felt that he would definitely not be able to stop Qin Wuyang's reckless sword. If Long Yangjun died in his own army, then he would have to bear the charge of killing the messenger, which was not what he wanted to see.
"General Wuyang, stop it!"
Wang Meng stood up suddenly, but at this time, he saw that the sword was stabbed in Long Yangjun's chest, but he couldn't pierce it at all, everyone looked at it, it turned out that it was Long Yangjun's two fingers that caught Qin Wuyang's sword tip, and it was easily clamped like this, no matter how hard Qin Wuyang tried, he couldn't break through, Qin Wuyang was sweating profusely, but he was helpless.
Seeing that Qin Wuyang didn't succeed, Wang Meng breathed a sigh of relief and shouted in a deep voice: "Da Xi Wuyang, you step down for me!" In this big camp, you dare to do it directly to your guests, is there still me as a marshal in your eyes? Someone came, escorted Da Xi Wuyang out of the tent for me, and beat me with twenty military sticks as a punishment! ”
Qin Wuyang didn't expect that Wang Meng would say that he would fight, but no one else pleaded for himself, even his brother Daxi Changru was silent, Qin Wuyang sighed, and had to go out to be tortured.
At this time, Wang Meng smiled and said: "I didn't expect Tao to be both civil and military, this martial arts is not weak, it seems that this Yizhou Thorn Shi is really capable people!" ”
Although Wang Meng said this, he also did not allow Long Yangjun to suppress his power in his military camp, so after he said this, he immediately gave a look to the vulture on the side, and the vulture bone understood, stood up and walked towards Long Yangjun, and said with a smile: "It seems that Tao is really good at this martial arts, my vulture bone is a rough person, I have no hobbies, and I will not chew words and move your tongue with you smart people." I just like to have a trick with a strong martial artist, and now I am full of wine and food, and I ask Tao to accompany me in activities to move my muscles and bones, I don't know what Tao is interested in? ”