The independent regiment is not only Liu Tuanzuo and Chen Yunfa overseas, but also two special teams with a number of up to 28 people on Sumanda Island in Chinese mainland.

The rainy season in Southeast Asia in May has not yet begun, but the sunniest time of the year has arrived.

But a group of shirtless, dark-skinned men were still standing upright on the beach, and in front of them, there was a man who was also shirtless, almost blackened, walking back and forth, squirting angrily at them with his not very proficient Malay language.

"Shame, shame, this is the shame of our sixth squad of the Sumanda Escort. How can you lose to a team made up of a group of women? The name of you bastards may not be known to every corner of Sumanda Island tomorrow, and even children in ripped crotch pants will know that you are not even as good as a group of women. ”

Just as a foreigner speaks Chinese in China, this person's tone is not a local.

If you look closer, isn't that black guy who used to be in the water? Although his face was tanned by the sun and he couldn't see his eyebrows clearly, he could still vaguely see his original appearance.

The soldier once wore a pair of shorts woven by the aborigines of Sumanda Island from the leaf fibers of a tropical plant called sisal, and Chiguo's chest and back were covered with scars of various sizes, proving that he had definitely not only enjoyed the perennial sunbathing in Southeast Asia in the past six months, but also experienced a lot of hard battles.

However, it is said that scars are a man's medal for fighting, and this is not wrong at all. In addition to the scars on his strong chest, the childishness on his face was completely gone, and what came was a fierce ferocity, especially when he roared.

The almost upside-down brow and the deafening roar were spraying his anger to the fullest, a bit like Liu Tuanzuo's style when he was furious.

"But, instructor, they don't compete with us in martial arts or marksmanship, they compare with us in fishing, that's really not the strong point of our Sumanda Island men!" One of the dozen or so people who was sweating hot from the hot sun tried to defend himself with a bitter face.

What's more, in the eyes of all the members of the sixth squad, this is really not to blame them, and most of the reasons for the defeat have to be attributed to the Chinese instructor who is in a frenzy.

Sixteen squads of the Sumanda Escort Team will draw lots to determine any two of the teams, and then draw lots to determine the two teams' competitions. The Sixth Squad was a bit unlucky, but they were the only one in the escort team that was made up entirely of women, the Sixteenth Squad. If it is changed to another team, it may be ecstatic, no matter how strong the women are, it is only a few individuals, and in general, the physical fitness will always be worse than the men, but all the members of the sixth team are secretly complaining.

It's not that they are afraid of not being able to compare, but that the captain of the comet, who was once the captain of the comet that the water instructor was working hard for, is also the instructor of the sixteenth squad himself. It is natural for a man to pursue a woman, but if he is an opponent, it is a bit bad. Especially if this person often makes two mistakes when he is pursuing, it is not a little bad, but it is terrible.

For example, this one who blocked the javelin for the comet during his mission with the comet, that is a real javelin! Anything that can pierce the big shark, this one will block it with his arms. But at the time when the tears of the leader of the comet were moved, this thing lay in the arms of the leader of the comet and rubbed it warm, and then the next moment he jumped up and kicked on the crotch of the enemy who jumped out, proving to everyone more than ten meters away that his combat power was still extremely strong and he did not look dying at that moment. The comet leader's face at that time was wonderful, according to the other Chinese instructors themselves.

Sure enough, as all the members of the sixth team expected. Their instructor, who was clearly carried away by love, had made another mistake.

In front of everyone, the leader of the comet, who was so fond of him but never got a response, said that she would be allowed to choose the competition at will, and he and the sixth team took it.

This cowhide is blowing, anyway, the sixth squad was collectively in the dark at that time, and of course they are not afraid of basic military projects, but those women are not muddy. Especially under Comet's hard training in the past six months, those women are very strong. What's more, they didn't dare to say that they won them in at least two projects.

For example, temporary medical treatment, or finding food for a small team of fifteen people to survive for a day in the shortest possible time. These are the strengths of the Sumanda women.

Traditionally, the strong men go hunting in the jungle and come back to bask in the sun and eat, and the women are responsible for almost all the rest.

As soon as Comet chooses one of these two projects, they are almost dead.

Sure enough, Comet accepted the kindness of Zeng Shui, who was dizzy, without hesitation, and directly chose the competition of finding food in the shortest possible time. In such a short period of time, it is almost impossible to hunt large game in the jungle, and the best shortcut can only be to go to the beach to catch fish and shrimp, which is not only a test of swimming skills.

The women who have been fishing by the sea for a long time are much better than the men of Sumanda in this regard. Under the leadership of the comet, it took less than an hour for fifteen women to catch more than fifty catties of sea fish and crabs and shells. On the other hand, in the sixth squad, the fifteen big men tried their best, but they only used their skillful water to catch some shells on the seabed, a few sea crabs in the cracks of the stones, and some wild fruits in the jungle that were still very green, plus two snakes, and it is estimated that they can eat half full.

As a result, the sixth squad was gloriously eliminated in the first round, and there is a scene that has been in a rage now.

How so? In Chinese parlance, it is typical of lifting a stone to shoot oneself in the foot. The members of the sixth squad are called a grievance in their hearts!

"Quibble, who told you that the only thing that could be found enough energy for a squad to consume in a day was food that could only be fishing? You are the masters of Sumanda Island, how rich is this jungle? On such a sunny May day, you told me you couldn't find enough to eat in the jungle? What would you do if I threw you into the mountains of China, where there were not only trees but rocks and all kinds of wild things that you thought you could not hunt for a short time? "The water immediately spurted back angrily.

"Instructor, what do you teach us to do?" The young man could only continue to ask with a bitter face and a bold face.

It seems that the water instructor once said that it was not wrong. Could it be that they are wrong?

"Quite simply, everything that can provide protein is energy, and in addition to running mammals, there are all kinds of reptiles, bird eggs, and even insects in the jungle, don't you have spiders and bats in your beautiful recipes? Those who are all special can be food. Mom pulled a leg, when Lao Tzu's eyes were hungry and blue, he even ate vegetable green worms as food. Zeng Shui said.

Raising his eyes, he swept over the stunned group of aborigines, raised his voice and shouted, "Now, are there any questions?" Do you still feel ashamed to lose? Do you think those women are better than you in this area? ”

"Instructor, we were wrong." The young man hurriedly replied with his head held high.

"It's good, it's good to know that it's not as good as people, then at least there will be a chance to improve. We have a saying in China: where you fall, you get up. Now I'm going to give you a chance to get up and wash away your shame. I command you, to-morrow is all the insects in the jungle, no, from tonight to tomorrow night, all your food is the things that will give you energy, can you do it? Zeng Shui stopped pacing back and forth, and the expression on his face changed from anger to solemn command.

"Yes." The fifteen aborigines replied in a loud voice.

Watching his team rush into the jungle to find their food tonight, Zeng Shui touched the sweat on his forehead and muttered: "It's good that Lao Tzu will be bullshit, otherwise I would have lost face in front of these bastards today." ”

Once water had to admire its own wit. Because of his dizzy filling of large cloves of garlic and allowing the comet girls to choose their own competitions, the sixth squad, which can at least enter the top four, is eliminated in the first round of the big competition held by the Sumanda Island Guardians every two months, which may not be a joke for the special squad or the aboriginal escort team, but it will definitely make the sixth squad question him, the instructor who made a stupid move.

If he hadn't asked the lion to open his mouth and let the comet choose any competition and continue to draw lots, then the sixth team's hopes of advancing would have been as high as 80 percent, instead of completely becoming zero.

Fortunately, the regimental commander not only taught the buddies to fight, but also taught the buddies to be! Once Shui blamed all this on the person he admired the most----- Langtuanza.

Paralyzed, also shot while lying down? Langtuanza, who was still enjoying his last leisurely vacation on the sea, would never have imagined that he would have such a brazen soldier under his command and put the trick of fooling his subordinates as blind and a few nonsense.

If the Langtuan knows about it, the biggest possibility is probably a slap in the face。。。。。。 Pat the shoulder of the little soldier who had a bit of his own demeanor: Young man, have a future, continue to fool.

It can flicker, and that's also an ability. It has to be.