Chapter Ninety-Four: First Strikes
Yuan Fang's shamelessness immediately attracted a boo, and the strong man waved his hand disapprovingly: "You kid is shameless enough, Cheng, then the two of you go together, lest I bully you two newcomers." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info" as he spoke, twisting his iron pillar-like arm to make a move.
Yuan Fang hurriedly stopped: "Wait, this big brother, let's say it first, don't slap your face, the two of us eat with our faces." ”
The strong man was dissatisfied and said, "I think you two eat shamelessly." The crowd laughed again.
The strong man took a step forward, and Yuan Fang spoke again: "Wait." ”
The strong man said depressedly: "I said that you can't do it anymore, and it's not refreshing at all to fight like this." ”
Yuan Fang secretly glanced at Yang Xing, saw him nodding, he was ready, his heart was a little relieved, and he asked with a smile: "This big brother, you haven't asked what to call it yet?" ”
As soon as Yuan Fang's words fell, he yelled without waiting for the strong man to answer: "Do it." Saying that, the left leg lunged forward, turned sideways, and the right hand clenched his fist with all his might, hitting the strong man's lower abdomen, at the same time, Yang Xing, who was already ready, also moved, the same posture, the left leg forward, but when he raised his leg, he raised it a little higher, and by the way, he threw his shoes at the door of the strong man's face, in the face of such a big man, the two were afraid that this little trick would not be able to defeat each other, Yang Xing turned sideways and pulled out the slingshot that had been prepared, and shot out the small pebble he had just picked up with a little aim, and his aiming position was very tricky and more obscene, It is the crotch of a strong man, the vital point of a man.
The cooperation between the two was smooth in one go, Yang Xing's flying shoes and Yuan Fang's fists arrived almost at the same time, but the last killer feature was cleverly hidden by the two.
The strong man was disdainful of the two of them at first, raised his left hand to slap Yang Xing's non-lethal broken shoes, and gently grabbed it with his right hand, pinching Yuan Fang's fist, but at this moment, the strong man saw the things in Yang Xing's hand and the obscene smile, at this time he opened the door, and it was too late to defend again, instinctively tightened his legs, and then let out a miserable scream, his huge body arched, a pair of copper bell-like eyes bulging outward, and his hands covered his crotch.
Yuan Fang was overjoyed, punched again, and a cannon bombarded the strong man's face, the strong man fell in response, and Yang Xing threw away the slingshot and rushed up with a wild kick.
Yuan Fang was afraid that the strong man would recover and fight back, so he straddled the strong man's leg and came to a scorpion-like lock leg, locked it firmly, and leaned back hard, the strong man's body was almost twisted into a U-shape, lying on the ground and unable to move at all, first the little brother who was hit by a slingshot, and now he rubbed hard against the ground, so painful that he screamed.
Yang Xing sat on the ground with his buttocks, grabbed one of the strong man's arms with both hands, stretched his right foot straight against his armpit, kicked the strong man's waist ribs like a spring with his left foot, and scolded and scolded in his mouth: "Let you pretend, let you be crazy, the tiger is not powerful, you are still a girl when you are the second uncle." ”
The strong man roared unwillingly: "You are so fucking despicable that you dare to sneak attack." ”
Yang Xing pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "Shout Mao, we are the first to strike by surprise, you know a fart." ”
The two legs of the strong man are like cement pillars, Yuan Fang's scorpion-style locked legs are a little unbearable after only a moment, and he used all his strength to hold back his face flushed, seeing that Yang Xing was still making a small fuss there, he couldn't help but scold: "Yang Xing, don't play, you kid, hurry up and make a trick, settle this grandson first." The strong man who was struggling was shocked when he heard this, and he had a trick, and he couldn't help but resist even more.
Yang Xing let go of the strong man's arm and stood up, looked around, ran quickly to the side of the bonfire, bent down to pick up a wooden stick, and said to the gray-faced strong man with a wicked smile: "Don't move, let me turn a stick and it won't hurt, I'll rely on, you won't listen if you don't move, if Lao Tzu beats your head crooked, don't blame me." As he spoke, he raised his stick and was about to smash it down.
The strong man was shocked when he saw this, if he was wheeled on his head by this kid, he would have to shed his skin even if he didn't die. The so-called heroes don't eat the losses in front of them, and the strong man gritted his teeth and yelled: "Stop, I admit defeat." ”
Yang Xing's stick stopped less than ten centimeters away from the strong man's head, and he said with a smile: "Are you sure you admit defeat?" The strong man nodded aggrievedly, wanting to cry without tears, today is a capsized boat in the gutter, but he can afford to put it down, and if he loses, he loses.
Yuan Fang reminded a little uneasily: "We talked about it just now, it's just a discussion, you can't retaliate afterwards." ”
Seeing that the other party was slow to speak, Yuan Fang said decisively: "This thing seems to want to take revenge, Yang Xing, knock him out, let him calm down." ”
When the strong man heard this, he waved his hand again and again, and said humiliatingly: "Even if you win, I won't retaliate against you, let go of me quickly." Yuan Fang and Yang Xing glanced at each other, let go of the strong man and retreated, his face full of vigilance.
It happened so fast that the whole process was only a short minute or two, and the onlookers were stunned, and their mouths opened into an O-shape, until the strong man got up with his crotch in his pants, and then he reacted.
A few guys who were obviously extraordinary were the first to rush over to help, and the remaining few outflanked Yuan Fang, Yang Xing and the two donkeys in a roundabout way, each with very wonderful expressions, looking like they wanted to laugh and endured it.
One of the thin black men asked the strong man for instructions: "General, what should you do with these two shameless ones?" ”
Yuan Fang was stunned, blinked his eyes, and stammered: "General, general?" ”
The thin black man gloated and said, "Hehe, you two two goods, don't you really know that he is the Lei Hualei general of our pioneer battalion?" You are finished, and you dare to attack and beat the chief. Yuan Fang was stupid, Yang Xing looked at General Lei with a pale face, stunned in place, at a loss.
Lei Hua slowed down for a while, waited for his crotch to stop hurting so much, and waved everyone away: "Let's all go down." Then, he walked up to Yuan Fang and Yang Xing, who were stunned, and looked at the two of them condescendingly.
Without waiting for Lei Hua to get mad, Yuan Fang spoke first, pulling Yang Xing and bowing: "See General Lei Hua, I didn't know how offensive the general's identity was just now, and the shot was a little heavy when I was fighting, I hope the general will forgive me." ”
Yang Xing was very cooperative and said: "Boss, just now the general said in person that he would not seek revenge from us, the general is broad-minded and will not do that kind of backsliding, so you don't want to spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain." Hey, right, General. ”
Yuan Fang pretended to be remorseful and said, "Oh, it's me who is wrong, and I shouldn't question the general's character." ”
As soon as the two sang and harmonized, Lei Hua was stunned and couldn't interject, and when the two finished speaking, they looked at themselves with blank eyes, Lei Hua stretched out his hand and pointed at Yuan Fang and Yang Xing, and scolded with a smile: "You two are really shameless, I am planted in the hands of the two of you today." Then he said loudly to everyone: "All right, let's go here today, go back to sleep, get up at one o'clock tomorrow, train in formation at two o'clock, have breakfast at one hour, and disband." After speaking, he glared at Yuan Fang and Yang Xing fiercely, gritted his teeth and said, "You two come with me." ”
Yuan Fang and Yang Xing had bitter faces, led the donkey, and followed behind Lei Hua, followed by a few heavily armed guards, but what made Yuan Fang's heart feel a little relieved was that there was no murderous aura in the eyes of these guards, but a snicker.
Lei Hua covered his waist and abdomen that was kicked painfully, and took small steps like a Japanese woman with his legs between his legs, which seemed to be not lightly injured. Yuan Fang was a little flattering and said: "That, general, or I'll help you take a look, we are doctors." ”
Lei Hua turned around and glared at Yuan Fang viciously: "Are you sure you are not hooligans but doctors?" ”
Yuan Fang shrugged innocently: "We haven't been hooligans, really." This brave and invincible general was actually beaten up by two weak doctors, and he was beaten so badly that the guards couldn't hold back anymore, and burst into laughter.
Lei Hua was furious: "Laugh at the fart, are you all unconvinced?" Why don't I ask them to do the same for you? Oh, fuck you, you're fucking ruthless. ”
Back in the camp tent, Lei Hua sat on the chair with his buttocks, and then a painful spirit jumped up again, pointing at Yuan Fang and Yang Xing, who were wilting outside the door: "You two come in." ”
Yuan Fang and Yang Xing glanced at each other, looked back at the donkey behind them, and looked around, but they didn't find the stake for tying the horse, the two discussed it, and under the stunned gaze of the guards, they tied the reins of the two donkeys to the rope that fixed the tent, and then they entered the camp tent with satisfaction.
Lei Hua really didn't want to say anything more to these two poles, so he stretched out his hand and said, "Bring the order." ”
Yuan Fang touched it in his arms, his face became a little ugly, and then he began to roll up and down his whole body: "Yang Xing, is the order in your place?" Why can't I find it? ”
Yang Xing said uncertainly: "No." As he spoke, he began to rummage through it.
Lei Hua rolled his eyes wildly, it was the first time he had seen such a heartless recruit, and he actually lost the assignment.
Yuan Fang was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, and finally even untied the leather bag behind his back, took off his robe, and finally took off his shoes to find it, but the order was never found.
Yuan Fang, who was only wearing a big trouser, asked tentatively: "General Lei, is it okay without an order?" ”
Lei Hua's eyes rolled, this was a very good opportunity for revenge, and he said with a serious face: "Of course not, the appointment is the proof of identity, if you don't have it, I can completely arrest you as a spy." Yuan Fang wanted to cry without tears, so he had to continue rummaging.
Yang Xing thought for a while and said, "I'll go outside to look for it." So saying, he strode out.
The guards guarding outside the big tent were startled when they saw a figure rushing out, and hurriedly probed to check what was happening inside the big tent, only to see Yuan Fang, who was almost naked, and Lei Hua, who was looking at him with blank eyes, and hurriedly retracted his head.
The guard armor said in disbelief: "Is our general okay with this?" ”
Guard B wondered, "I haven't heard of it before, no, isn't the general engaged to a rich merchant's lady?" Is it a cover-up? The two of them talked to themselves and suddenly realized.