Chapter 182: The Unlucky Divine Show
The fragrant and lubricated millet porridge is paired with a small and delicate xiaolongbao, and a small plate of pickles, and the gods do not change this day. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info Yun Hao chewed a mouthful of xiaolongbao and a mouthful of millet porridge slowly, licked his mouth from time to time to look at Yuan'er and Xin'er who were waiting for dinner, which made the two girls blush, and they didn't know what to think, they were ...... lewd!
Luo Cheng obviously didn't have Yun Hao's good interest, and the millet porridge was poured into his mouth as soon as he "banged". It looks like the mouth is not big, but the xiaolongbao is stuffed into the mouth one by one. God, this is a soup-filled xiaolongbao with soup. You eat like this, and you think about the feeling of the mouth.
Sure enough, Luo Cheng was fine when he swallowed it, but when he chewed it, he got it in his mouth. The xiao long bao cracked open, and the hot soup gushed out inside. But the soup is still delicious, and Luo Cheng is a polite child, and he resolutely refuses to be embarrassed in front of outsiders.
It's okay now, Luo Cheng was so hot that he stared at him. His eyes were filled with tears, and the crystals almost burst out of his eyes.
"Brother Luo, what's wrong?" Yun Hao saw Luo Cheng's appearance, and he didn't know that it was hot. Wicked smile deliberately teases him!
"After leaving Beiping for a long time, I miss my father and mother a little."
"Uh......!" Yun Hao was speechless, Mu You thought that Luo Cheng was such a person. It must be that he has had more contact with officialdom, and he is black-hearted and shameless, and he is very proficient in this slip-and-play game. Yun Hao really wants to say that your shameless appearance has a bit of the charm of Lao Tzu back then.
In the end, it is the second generation of officials, and Luo Cheng has a strong sense of learning. Luo Cheng, whose mouth was about to be burned, was no longer reckless, and carefully observed Yun Hao. Then follow Yun Hao's example and take a small bite first. Then suck the soup inside, and finally stuff the xiao long bao into your mouth and chew it slowly.
The more you eat, the happier you become, until two pagodas are stacked in front of you. Luo Chengcai realized that he had eaten too much. Xiao Long Bao was on one drawer after another, and he almost couldn't see Yun Hao on the other side. couldn't help blushing, and killed a bowl of millet porridge again. Then he stood up and said, "When you're full, let's go to the Tanyue Temple to have a look." Which monks are doing what the hell, today you have to help as a brother. Yesterday my cousin asked Wang Bodang, although it was not in Luoyang. But the monks of Qianlong Temple in Shaohua Mountain did this, and presumably the monks here also learned that trick.
I don't believe that people can still preach the scriptures if they are left in the oil pot. If you're smart, you'll be able to find out what's in it. Whether you can be ashamed this time is up to you. If you help your brother pass this level, the one you said is called Wei Chigong, and he will make a flag when he goes back. Otherwise, with my father's temper, a hundred kills are inevitable. "I didn't expect Luo Cheng to be an atheist, born in a feudal society, but not feudal at all.
Sure enough, he was desecrated since he was a child, and he learned a porcelain from the habits of officialdom. knew that he had threatened Yun Hao with Wei Chi Gong, a good child's paper, and he was taken away like this, Yun Hao expressed his sadness. There's no way, Wei Chigong really needs Luo Cheng to take care of it. After another year and a half, I will be deployed back, and I have to help him land. Yun Hao, who was helpless, had to stand up and call Qi Biao and Lai Shun'er, who had also just finished eating. Luo Cheng rode a horse, and several people took a carriage out of Dongcheng.
It's almost autumn and October, and the leaves on the trees are still green. The autumn tiger season is also over, and the cool weather is a good weather for large gatherings. This reminded Yun Hao of when he was a child, as long as the school had a sports day, it would rain. The monks of this year seem to be more powerful than the meteorological stations of later generations, and they don't know how to have such skills.
Out of the east gate less than two miles, is Tanyue Temple. It was less than a mile away from the temple, and the carriage could not move. The road was crowded with devotees who had come to see the puja, and there were small businesses on both sides of the road. Sell food, sell use. Along the main road, from the gate of the castle to the gate of Tanyueji Temple.
Yun Hao and Luo CD were taken aback, they didn't expect this Tanyue Temple to be so prosperous in Licheng County, and there were so many believers.
"Have you heard, today is the Shenxiu Grand Master from Luoyang who will give a lecture in person. And it's sitting in a frying pan and preaching, and such miracles have to be seen. Hurry up, you'll have a place if you're late. As soon as he got out of the carriage, Yun Hao heard two women pulling each other towards Tanyue Temple.
Shenxiu ......! It's really where you don't meet in life, Yun Hao's mind immediately appeared that treasure looks solemn and has a dirty mind. If it were someone else, Yun Hao might not have made a move today. However, the word Shenxiu mentioned Yun Hao very interested, I don't know how. Hearing the monk's name, Yun Hao felt uncomfortable. When I was in the underworld, I forgot to ask if this great monk had an enmity with him in his previous life.
At first, Luo Cheng pulled Yun Hao, and now Yun Hao is pulling Luo Cheng. One person is small, and the other can do martial arts with great strength. The crowd was weaving, and two people were drilling around in the crowd. Unexpectedly, Qi Biao and Lai Shun'er were quickly thrown away, but fortunately, Luo Cheng tightly pulled Yun Hao's sleeve. Otherwise, Yun Hao may really get lost!
It was still early, and the people who watched the ceremony had not yet arrived. Luo Cheng and Yun Hao came to the square in front of the temple gate, only to see a huge high platform set up on the square, and there was a huge oil pot on the high platform. Yun Hao was dumbfounded, this oil pot is estimated to be able to be used as a bathtub. Not to mention sitting down a person, even if it is a pig sitting down, there is a problem.
Pine wood is set up under the oil pot to chop firewood, and the surrounding area is surrounded by jade railings in a circle. Below, there are warrior monks holding whistle sticks to maintain order, and the believers are very obedient. Those in the front row are probably very religious, and these people have brought their own futons and sat cross-legged on the ground. From time to time, monks bring water and dry food to these believers, and a pot of the same size is erected further away. Inside is rice porridge, and there is salted radish in the basket next to it.
This is an intrinsic part of the puja, soup kitchen. It is very charitable, and the children of the beggars in the eight towns of ten miles lined up to receive porridge under the command of the monk.
However, this Tanyue Temple does not charge entrance fees, but a huge wooden box is placed at the mountain gate. Countless copper coins were thrown inside, sometimes mixed with some silver horns. The monk of Zhike was next to him with his hands folded, and someone threw the copper coin and did not move. If someone throws a silver horn, he will come forward and salute. Then he stuffed a futon and led the people to sit very close to the high platform.
Obviously, this Tanyue Temple often holds such pujas. The monks worked hard to maintain order, and everything was going on in an orderly manner. No wonder, this Licheng County Buddhist incense is so prosperous. "These bald donkeys really make money!" Yun Hao glanced at the huge box and casually threw a copper into it. I didn't reach out and take a handful inside, it was purely the result of the continuous improvement of moral cultivation over the years.
Sure enough, the bald-headed monk didn't even blink his eyelids, and he was as cold as a Dharma protector King Kong. In his eyes, Yun Hao is just a piece of walking stool.
If you don't want to be ashamed, you have to look closely. Yun Hao is stingy, Luo Cheng can't be stingy, and when he shakes his hand, it's a silver cake. "Bang" smashed into the cash box with a loud sound.
The expression on the monk's face immediately became extremely gentle, and his peaceful smile was very much like that of a bodhisattva. "This Tan Yue, a poor monk, is polite. Please take a seat with the little monk! After speaking, he took out two from the futon pile and stuffed them into Yun Hao and Luo Cheng's hands. He humbly led the way in front and went straight to the bottom of the high platform.
Luo Cheng seems to visit the temple often and is very familiar with the doorway here. In the process of walking, he gave the monk a silver horn. The monk turned a corner and led the two people straight to the back of a plan.
There is a teapot and a few vegetarian snacks on the table. There is no shortage of seasonal melons and fruits, and there are also VIP seats in this temple?
"You've been here?" Yun Hao looked at Luo Cheng and asked in surprise.
"First time here, it's nothing. Monks all over the world do this, referring to the Buddha eating and selling Buddha clothes. Without these inputs, they don't produce, how do you let them live?
Brother, you are still young, you don't know, the richest in the world may be Buddhism. The Emperor of the Northern Zhou Dynasty believed in Buddhism and once decreed that the Buddhists would not pay taxes. Over the years, the monks have amassed a great deal of wealth. In many places, the biggest landlords are not officials, but these monks. They also lend usury, don't look at the mercy of one by one. It's dark when the donkey rolls and calculates interest!
Our north is not bad, I heard that the emperor of the Southern Dynasty believed in Buddhism. Several times he gave up his life to become a monk, he had to be redeemed by the ministers with money. I heard that there are thousands of Lanruo in the Southern Dynasty, and almost every county town has a Sanskrit sound. There, the power of the monk was greater, and he could even influence the appointment and dismissal of personnel in the imperial court. The Southern Dynasty was finally destroyed by our Great Sui, and these bald donkeys can't get out of it. Luo Cheng saw that Yun Hao didn't know what to do, and explained to Yun Hao in a low voice.
Yun Hao naturally heard about Xiao Yan, Emperor Wu of Liang, and this boss, who was also a rebel, tried to put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot. To become the most devout Buddhist, the rule of vegetarianism is the theoretical basis he found out from the Buddhist scriptures. Unexpectedly, in the end, the monks who were favored by him in every way watched him starve to death without helping.
"Yes! Let's take a look today, what kind of powerful method this Shenxiu Great Monk is. You can explain the Dharma in a frying pan! Luo Cheng's words made Yun Hao no longer have a good impression of Buddhism. A religion of usury as a big landlord keeps saying that it wants to be destroyed. What a fucking shame!
It didn't take long for the table with a few cases to start taking place. Yun Hao looked left and right, and he knew all his mother. On the left is Qin Qiong, Shan Xiongxin, and on the right is Wang Bodang Xie Yingdeng. Behind is a group of green forest heroes, and the most eye-catching is the red and black combination composed of Cheng Yanjin and You Junda, which stands out from the crowd.
Li Er sat in the back row, beside him except for the eldest grandson Wuji, Chai Shao and Hou Junji. There are also three more guys: Li Jing, Red Whisk Girl, and Zhang Zhongjian. I don't know when the three of them came to Licheng County.
When this group of people came, the VIP area immediately became lively. There are those who whisper, and there are those who laugh loudly. Cheng Biting Jin's voice asking for wine and meat was very loud, and You Junda echoed and said that it would be more perfect if there were a few girls.
For a while, there was a miasma of smoke in the VIP area, and the monk regretted it very much. For the sake of a few silver coins, let these vicious-looking guys in. But it has been put in, and no one has the courage to drive it out again.
Around noon, the puja officially began. A big monk wore a robe and gave a big speech on the stage. Yun Hao understood every word, but what did it mean when it was connected, Yun Hao didn't come up with it when he broke his head.
The monk spoke for half an hour, and Yun Hao found that several strong monks were moving the barrels to the prince. The barrels are very thick and have little focus. There are a lot of splashes along the way, and the autumn breeze is rising. Yun Hao suddenly smelled a sour smell, and felt that something was wrong. As soon as it was summed up, he understood, and smiled secretly in his heart. Shenxiu! Shenxiu! Lao Tzu is the nemesis of your life, and today I want to see how you die.
Yun Hao searched left and right, and soon found Qi Biao and Lai Shun'er who were holding their necks. sued Luo Cheng for his crimes, and sneaked in front of these two boys. After a whisper, the two guys turned and went out.
Several great monks placed the barrels under the high platform, leaving one person to take care of them. The others went to do something else, and the monk stood with his hands folded and in order. A young man walked up to him and bared his teeth and smiled at the great monk. Raise your hand and don't hit the smiling person, the big monk is about to return the salute. But unexpectedly, a snake with a core spit suddenly came out of the young man's hand, and the great monk was so frightened that he ducked back. But I saw that the young man was laughing "giggle" and "giggle".
The Bodhisattva didn't pretend anymore, and the great monk instantly changed his voice to protect the Dharma King Kong. He pricked his hands and went after the young man. All this happened on the back of the high platform, and the people around were listening to the teachings of the senior monks on the stage, and almost no one noticed the changes here.
Others don't pay attention, but Yun Hao does. Qi Biao led the big monk away, and the strong Lai Shun'er immediately ran over with two large barrels of vegetable oil. He poured it into the barrel as fast as he could, and then ran away with the empty barrel without a trace.
The round wooden barrel had already spilled a lot, and it was almost filled with these two barrels of vegetable oil.
Soon the great monk ran back again, and it was obvious that he had not caught Qi Biao. looked around angrily, as long as he found that kid, he must be a good fight.
The great monk on the stage preached for more than an hour, and Yun Hao was about to fall asleep. Those guys finally stepped down, and soon the dignified Shenxiu monk came to the stage.
As soon as Shenxiu came to the stage, the big monk below used a small bucket to take oil from the round wooden barrel and pour it into the oil pot on the stage. I don't know how much was poured, anyway, there was already oil overflowing from the side of the pot, and a big monk lit firewood under Shenxiu's order.
For a moment black smoke steamed, and soon the cauldron filled with oil began to boil. There is constantly boiling hot oil, spilling down the edge of the pot. When it falls to the ground, it emits puffs of white smoke. From afar, you can also hear the sound of oil splashes rolling.
The onlookers' eyes widened, and even the noisy Lao Cheng and You Junda stopped talking. Everyone's eyes widened and they held their breath, watching the great monk Shenxiu get into the oil pot without hesitation.
But what happened in the next moment surprised the people who were waiting for the miracle.