In Guo Degang's stand-up comedy, there are two paragraphs that reflect the rule of warlords, one is called "Shooting Liu Hanchen", and the other is called "Bai Zongwei Falling from the Tower", both of which are adapted from real historical events. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The protagonists of the former are Chu Yupu and the fifth aunt Tai Xiaoqing, and the protagonists of the latter are Chu Yufeng and the dancing girl Jin Duo.

Bai Zongwei was a well-known painter, because his brother lost his family property by eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, he was forced to live in Tianjin and married a dancer named Jin Duo.

Chu Yufeng is a hungry ghost in the color, and he is infatuated when he sees Jin Duo. In the name of buying paintings, Jin Duo was lured to the guest room of the hotel and forcibly occupied, Jin Duo was not a woman from a good family, and he hooked up with him half-pushed. In the end, Bai Zongwei was forced to commit suicide by jumping off the building, and before he died, he wrote the whole incident as a complaint, and the case caused a sensation in Tianjin City for a while, and the living Republic of China version of Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian.

"Bai Zongwei Falling Case" occurred in early 1927, at this time Chu Yufeng had not seen Jin Duo, but there were many women who had been harmed by him.

When Zhou Hexuan returned to Tianjin from Beiping, Chu Yufeng was smoking a big cigarette with a beautiful woman in his arms in the Tianbao class.

Although the quality of the girls in the Tianbao class is very high, they will get tired of eating too much delicacies from the mountains and seas. Chu Yufeng had long wanted to change his taste, and he said to Du Xiaoshan: "What else is there to play in Tianjin?" ”

Du Xiaoshan hurriedly responded: "Second master, you have already gone to play the fun places in Tianjin City." ”

"It's a real disappointment." Chu Yufeng finished his addiction to smoking, got dressed and went downstairs, his eyes swept everywhere on the street, just to search for a woman from a good family with outstanding appearance.

Chu Yufeng, as Chu Yupu's own brother, his task is to garrison Tianjin City, and by the way, track down and arrest the revolutionary party and red elements. Last month, he took a fancy to a married woman, so he labeled her husband as a rebel, and it took him more than ten days to be satisfied.

Du Xiaoshan is not a good thing, after climbing the relationship with Chu Yupu, he merged eight charitable groups in Tianjin, named "Bashantang", and collected money everywhere under the guise of charity. Now that Chu Yupu has gone to the front line to fight, Du Xiaoshan turned to Chu Yufeng and helped come up with a lot of bad ideas.

Chu Yufeng called a few rickshaws, and didn't say where to go, just let the coachman wander around the city. Everywhere they went, pedestrians in the streets took refuge as if they had encountered a plague.

"Hahahaha!"

Chu Yufeng laughed out loud, he liked this majestic feeling, it was much more interesting than fighting on the battlefield.

Du Xiaoshan immediately patted his ass and said: "The second master is mighty! The marshal let the second master sit in Tianjin, he really knew the hero, and the revolutionary party didn't dare to make trouble anymore. ”

"Just count your kid who can talk." Chu Yufeng was used.

When the group passed by the Xinming Grand Theater, Chu Yufeng suddenly shouted: "Stop, go and ask the boss, what's going on today!" ”

The attendant immediately rushed into the theater and quickly ran back to report: "Second master, this afternoon is a special session of Qingyun Club, and Chen Xiuhua personally took the stage to sing the finale." ”

Chu Yufeng wondered: "Mei Lanfang and Shang Xiaoyun know, who is this Chen Xiuhua?" ”

Du Xiaoshan hurriedly explained: "Chen Xiuhua is a famous master of the Tan faction, and he also has a deep knowledge of the skills of the Yu faction. After he changed his voice, his voice choked, and he didn't sing as well as before, so his reputation was not as good as Mei and Shang. ”

Chu Yufeng had nothing to do, so he got off the lane: "Let's go, go in and have a look." ”

Chu Yufeng and Du Xiaoshan took five or six followers and swaggered into the theater, and they didn't need to buy tickets, no one dared to stop them anyway. They walked directly to the front seat, and the attendant shouted and began to catch up with people: "Get out, don't block the second master from watching the show!" ”

Those fans had to get up and give up their seats, and one by one they avoided the corner and stood to listen to the play, scolding Chu Yufeng's ancestors for eighteen generations in their hearts. And the big girls and little daughters-in-law in the theater either left in a hurry or covered their faces.

"The turtle son of dog X, he didn't have X eyes when he gave birth to a baby!" Li Shoumin cursed in a low voice. He finally came to listen to the play on vacation, and spent a lot of money to buy a seat in the front row, but was occupied by Chu Yufeng.

Chu Yufeng raised his eyebrows and pointed coldly at Qianfu, he didn't care about being spurned at all, but enjoyed the feeling of being a king and a hegemon.

The first play was sung "Taiping Bridge", Chu Yufeng listened to it drowsy, and when he woke up, he had already changed to sing "Shiro Visits His Mother" on stage.

That Yang Shilang was small, stroked his long beard and sang: "I once remembered that there would be a bloody battle on the beach, only killing a river of blood and piles of bones, only killing the Yang family to flee and scatter, and only killing all the sons and daughters to roll off the saddle......"

"Huh!"

Chu Yufeng's eyes lit up, and he said in surprise: "This old singer is actually a female!" ”

Du Xiaoshan immediately patted his ass and said: "The second master has good ears, and he can hear that it is a woman singing." ”

Chu Yufeng said proudly: "These days in the Tianbao class, I listen to women singing every day, I have long mastered the mystery, whether it is a man or a woman, I will know it as soon as I hear it." ”

"Then it has to be the second master, I also listen to women singing every day, but I just can't tell the difference." Du Xiaoshan was another sycophant.

After listening to "Shilang's Mother" patiently, Chu Yufeng said to Du Xiaoshan: "Let's go, follow me to the backstage to see what that Yang Shilang looks like just now." ”

Everyone rushed to the backstage of the troupe, but the staff couldn't stop them.

When Chu Yufeng entered, he shouted and asked, "Which Yang Shilang sang just now?" ”

The actors of the troupe looked at each other, and Meng Xiaodong stood up and said, "I sang it." ”

At this time, Meng Xiaodong did not remove his makeup, only took off his headdress and beard, and painted oil paint on his face. Chu Yufeng couldn't see it really, pointed at her and said, "Wash my face quickly!" ”

Chen Xiuhua saw that something was wrong, so he asked his apprentice to hurry up and find Liu Guangshun, the owner of the theater, and he stood up and said: "This gentleman, I am the head of the Qingyun class, I don't know what you have to do?" ”

"It's nothing to do with you, go on the side," Chu Yufeng brutally pushed Chen Xiuhua away and continued to say to Meng Xiaodong, "Go wash your face!" I want to see what kind of woman can sing so well to the old student. ”

Meng Xiaodong still stood still, Chu Yufeng finally got angry, pulled out a gun and pointed it at Chen Xiuhua's head: "If you don't obey again, I will kill him!" ”

Chen Xiuhua was so frightened that her forehead was sweating, and all the actors gathered around, but they all dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak.

"That's it!"

Meng Xiaodong sat back on the dresser and wiped off the oil paint, went to wash his face again, and said to Chu Yufeng with a cold face: "Sir, put away the gun." ”

Chu Yufeng saw Meng Xiaodong's willow eyebrows and apricot eyes, and his face was like a peach blossom, his eyes suddenly straightened, and he praised again and again: "Good-looking, good-looking, I'm obedient, it's really good-looking!" ”

As the saying goes, if the name is not right, it is not good.

Bullies should also pay attention to being famous, otherwise the appearance is too ugly, Du Xiaoshan came up with an idea next to him and said: "If the second master likes it, why don't you invite this girl to sing two plays in the house?" ”

Chu Yufeng immediately understood, and said happily: "Yes, yes, yes, I will go out of 500 oceans, please sing for two days." ”

Meng Xiaodong declined: "This gentleman, thanks to the wrong love, I will have a performance in Beiping tomorrow, I'm afraid I have to wait for next time." ”

"Your performances are all pushed off," Chu Yufeng said unreasonably, "Someone's coming, bring this girl back, I want to listen to the big drama at home!" ”

The followers immediately surrounded Meng Xiaodong and saw that they were going to forcibly take her away.

At this moment, Liu Guangshun, the owner of Xinmin Grand Theater, also rushed over, and hurriedly dissuaded: "Second Master Chu, they are all from their own family, for the sake of Li Dashuai's face, forget it today." ”

Li Dashuai is the sword immortal Li Jinglin, and Liu Guangshun was previously covered by Li Jinglin.

It's a pity that the backing doesn't work now, Chu Yufeng smiled disdainfully: "Li Jinglin is a handsome fart, he doesn't even have soldiers under his hands, so I use it to give him face?" He laughed twice and shouted, "Invite this girl back to me, whoever dares to stop it will be the Red Party!" ”

Liu Guangshun and the members of the troupe turned pale, how could they dare to say a word, and watched Meng Xiaodong being taken away.

"What should I do?" Liu Guangshun had a headache.

Chen Xiuhua gritted his teeth and said: "I'll go and send a telegram to Heming (Mei Lanfang), he knows Zhang Zongchang and should be able to speak." ”

Liu Guangshun also hurriedly ran out: "I'll go find Li Dashuai!" ”

said that Chu Yufeng and Du Xiaoshan forcibly abducted Meng Xiaodong, and actually swaggered out from the main gate, they were really not afraid of being spurned and cursed.

"Oops!"

Li Shoumin saw it clearly, he and Meng Xiaodong were also friends, so naturally they couldn't ignore it. After thinking about it, Li Shoumin hurriedly went out to call a rickshaw and rushed back to the museum to find Zhou Hexuan for help.