Han Yue was so frightened that he shuddered, and hurriedly threw down the shovel and crawled out of the ditch, this family is not easy to mess with, Li Er slashes people with a knife at every turn, and the eldest grandson pulls people's ears at every turn, although the woman next to her doesn't know where it came from, but she followed the emperor and queen out of the palace, and she was not an ordinary concubine. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Your Majesty, why are you here?" Pretending to be a prisoner, he smiled all over his face, smiling like a small flower, and hurriedly ran to Li Shimin's side and saluted respectfully.

Originally, he wanted to give a gift to the queen, but when he saw that the eldest grandson's eyes were red, and his eyes were looking at him with warmth like water, Han Yue's face twitched, and he hurriedly dispelled this terrible thought.

That day in the backyard of Dali Temple, but he was hugged by this woman and kissed him several times, how old is he, he is thirty years old in this life and the previous life, and he is a veteran of the proud flowers in his life, and he can't imagine that he was eaten tofu by a woman through the Tang Dynasty, where can Han Yue afford to lose this person.

"If you want to take advantage of me, the queen can't do it, my brother is now pure and new!" He pretended not to see the strange eyes of the eldest grandson, and his heart was a little stupid.

Li Shimin looked at him like a thief and a slippery appearance, and he was a little angry, and snorted coldly: "What, the Marquis of Jingyang is dissatisfied with my queen?" He deliberately bit the word 'Hou' very hard, Han Yue couldn't help but feel abrupt in his heart, and said: "Don't dare, don't dare, it's not Hou, it's a man, a man in Jingyang County......"

"Humph! Now that you know your identity? Li Shimin snorted lightly and continued to suppress: "The slogan you painted on the wall of Zhuangzi is calling yourself Lord Hou, could it be that my old eyes are dizzy and you are wrong?" ”

Catching the thief is dirty, Han Yue shrank his neck and continued to say: "That's boasting, boasting!" He saw that although Li Shimin had a straight face, but there was no murderous aura between his eyebrows and eyes, he immediately knew that this was intimidating him, he quietly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, but continued to blame himself: "Your Majesty forgives me, because of greed and vanity, the kid has dreamed of being a marquis since he was a child, this dream has been hidden in his heart for many years, and it is like a fire that tortures me every day, alas, this kind of torment is so painful, it makes me confused all day long, as if I am in a dream...... When painting the slogan of the Hou Ye on the wall, the kid was in a dream......"

"Shameless!" Li Shimin's face turned black, and it took a long time for two words to pop out of his mouth, as if he was suffocating stool.

"Huh! Thanks to His Majesty's praise, the kid also felt a little shameless, but this is the way to protect himself. Sages and sages: shameless people can last for a long time. ”

The emperor's family was dumbfounded, seeing that Han Yue was speaking with a solemn face, as if what he said was true, Li Shimin raised his eyebrows and thought for a long time, and finally asked uncertainly: "Only shameless people can last long, which sage said this?" I have been reading history books for many years, but why have I never seen them? ”

"What did my godfather say?"

"Your godfather? Who is it?

"Cheng Biting Jin, the official title of the general, the title of the pillar country, his old man created a shameless faction, teaching the world to protect himself, isn't he a sage?"

"It turned out to be Cheng Zhijie......"

"Yes! My godfather also said that you must be shameless, and the more faceless and skinless you are, the more you can take advantage. For example, he told me that he likes to shout everywhere that Your Majesty you owe him the grace to save his life, and you won't come forward to clarify anyway, so he has earned benefits nine times, hehehehe, my godfather is really my role model......"

Li Shimin's face turned blue with anger, and he screamed angrily: "Wow, Cheng Lao Pifu, dare to bully me like this, do you really think that my blade is not good for shouting?" ”

The emperor was angry, turned around and was about to go down the mountain to find Cheng to bite the golden mold, Han Yue quietly let out a breath, and secretly felt a little proud in his heart: "Hehe, the dead Daoist friend is not the poor Dao, as long as the emperor is fooled away, I don't care who will be unlucky, Cheng Lao hooligan will take advantage of the master at every turn, this time he just borrowed the emperor's hand to export his evil anger, hehehehehe......"

The more he thought about it, the more proud he became, and he couldn't help but hook a smile at the corners of his mouth, and when he realized that his means were extraordinary, he suddenly felt a pain in his ears, but it was the eldest grandson who grabbed him angrily and said angrily: "You bad boy, even Your Majesty dares to deceive ......" With a hard hand, he almost twisted his ears into twists.

"Ouch, ouch, the mother spares her life, and then screw it off!"

The eldest grandson's face was angry, but there was love in the corners of his eyes, and he pretended to be angry and said: "It's good to unscrew it out, it hurts you little villain to death, so as not to get into trouble everywhere." ”

It was only at this time that Li Shimin realized that he was in Han Yue's way, the emperor had an extraordinary mind, and suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed, he was no longer angry, but praised it, and said, "Not bad!" The scheming and slippery language quietly make people fall into the trap, what a powerful means! Hahaha, I have always boasted that my eyes are like torches, but today I was stabbed by your slippery head. Fun, funny ......"

Han Yue laughed, he was exposed by the eldest grandson, and his ears were in the hands of others again, and he didn't dare to be clever when he was killed this time.

Li Shimin glanced at him, as if he didn't want to talk about it anymore, and suddenly said: "I see that your mountaintop construction is very wonderful, and the architectural pattern is very military, why don't the Marquis of Jingyang take me to take a look?" ”

The emperor wants to see what your family is like, who dares not agree? Han Yue hurriedly arched his hand, carefully pulling his ears out of the eldest grandson's control, and then led the way forward, leading Li Shimin and the eldest grandson and others to the earthen fort......

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"Your Majesty, what you see now is the first floor, there are a total of six rooms, in the center is the hall, the hall is mainly used for meeting guests and discussions, and the six rooms next to it can be used for people to rest!"

"The layout is good, barely with heart!" Li Shimin nodded.

The group went up to the second floor again!

"Your Majesty, Niangniang, this is the dining room, the dining room is the kitchen, the left is the winter constant temperature storage room, and the right is the summer ice storage room! Hey, hey, the kid was originally poor, so he was particularly greedy for appetite, and he always fantasized about being able to have vegetables to eat in winter and ice water to drink in summer. Not long ago, I made a small fortune selling mosquito coils and Huoxiang Zhengqi water, so I built a villa on the top of this mountain. Hehe, villa, or the location of the top of the mountain, tens of millions of ......"

Li Shimin's family was full of doubts, they could only understand that this was a place for dining, so what kind of constant temperature storage room, cold ice storage room could barely be understood, and in the back of the hilltop villa, tens of millions of words and so on, it was completely at a loss.

Tian Doudou was well-behaved and quietly explained in the ear of the eldest grandson: "The villa is a very luxurious house, and it is a place for the rich to live. Xianggong is good at everything, but he likes to mess with names! ”

Li Shimin's family suddenly realized that they followed Han Yueyou to the third floor.

As soon as he entered the door, there was a sudden light in front of him, good guy, the whole floor of the room was actually built into a pool, and on the wall next to the pool, there were more than a dozen things that looked like lotus pods, Han Yue walked over and gently flicked at a wrench, and water spewed out of the lotus canopy.

"Your Majesty, this is a bathroom, you can take a hot bath in winter and a cool bath in summer. The ancients had a saying: if you want to live well, you must take a bath in the morning and evening. ”

Li Shimin's family had already discussed his new vocabulary, and they didn't care about what he was saying at this time. Emperor Shi Shiran walked to the lotus canopy and played happily with the wrench. The eldest grandson and Concubine Yang were stroking the wall and lingering, and there were snow-white tiles on it, which were as bright and dazzling as they could illuminate the figures.

"Sister, you see, what a clever mind this child must have, even the bathing place is so beautifully built. God, the gods didn't enjoy it like this! Concubine Yang's eyes were red with envy.

Han Yue said on the side: "The fifth floor of the villa, the living area is over here, and the fourth floor above is the laboratory, and the fifth floor is the war preparation room, because the kid is a little short of money, and he is empty for the time being. ”

"Laboratory? Combat room? Li Shimin groaned thoughtfully, and suddenly turned his gaze, stared at Han Yue and asked, "What about the two hideous giants on the roof?" I once received a secret report from the Wannian County Order, saying that you have forged a treasure that mortals can fire with thunder, is it the two red-clothed cannons on the roof of the building. ”

"Back to Your Majesty, it is the red-clothed cannon, this thing weighs a thousand catties, has a range of five miles, and it is fired with one shot, opening the mountain and cracking the rocks. Human flesh and blood cannot be ......"

Hiss -- Li Shimin gasped and said in shock: "The range is five miles, doesn't that mean that the enemy will die in Huangquan before he sees our figure?" ”

Han Yue smiled, his face full of pride.

Li Shimin's eyes were blazing, and he suddenly reprimanded: "Why is such a divine object so ugly, what is the matter with the red-clothed cannon?" ”

Han Yue was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously asked, "What about according to Your Majesty's wishes?" ”

"Humph!" Li Shimin looked up to the sky and smiled, and said proudly: "In my opinion, this thing can be thunderous, and it has a long range, and it is a sharp weapon for fighting for power on the battlefield, so it is better to call it a mighty general......

I'm Cao!

Han Yue's face was black!

What the hell is the mighty general?

This is a cannon, not a person, do you think the emperor has any inspiration? It turns out that the name is also for nothing!