Chapter 03 Write a joke you've heard before and share it with everyone! Ask for tickets, click for promotion!

1) I had a quarrel with my wife........ I regretted it afterwards that I shouldn't have let her ........ I want to give her a necklace to coax her.......... But I don't know how long to buy....... Thereupon........... At night, while my wife is asleep........... Secretly take a rope and measure it around her neck........... Outcome............ She woke up..........

~~~~~~

2) In Ningbo, where the saliva lives, the temperature was 38 degrees a day a few days ago. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info saliva at noon, just out of the gate of the unit, I saw a one-yuan coin on the ground.

The saliva looked left and right, and there was no one, so he immediately bent down and picked it up at a speed calculated in milliseconds. ~~

As a result, I asked for leave and went to the hospital directly in the afternoon!

The thumb and index finger were burned in the second degree, and it took more than fifty pieces to bandage. It's still scabbed.

Lesson me! Don't pick wild flowers on the roadside, and don't pick up wild money on the roadside!

~~~~~~~~

I ask all monks and sisters to reward and vote for recommendations! Ask for local tyrants, rich boys, and beautiful women to scatter their wealth, and send red envelopes to recommend! Thank you!

PS Finally, thank you: @懒惰的读者, @清风秀林, Draw a circle and curse you, Monster Man, and the old friend in front of Sid Wuqing, Tooth Defender, Like++ Sadness A, Wen Dan, Joyful 00 Wind, ~~~ Floating, Book Horse Ceremony, Guitaba, hhxyt456, Heart Reverse Scale, @叶友杉等大大的投票!

Thank you, and I hope to witness the birth of a good historical essay with you!