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For example, Han Yue didn't notice the change in the middle-aged man's face, but instead painted a picture of the people in the border area seeing their relatives and the People's Liberation Army, holding people's hands and chattering endlessly.

"I said the government...... Uh, no, it's smooth, uncle, don't you know, Luo Jing'er's stinky girls are simply murderous, outrageous, loud, too deceitful, women are unreasonable, and children can't be taught......" He ran the train with his mouth full, and he didn't fail to say it for a long time, but the messy words spewed out, and the middle-aged man was stunned for a while.

After a long time, this person woke up from Han Yue's language bombardment, and said with some hesitation: "This little brother, I see that you look excited and indignant, don't you have some grudges with Na Luo Jing'er?" ”

"It's not just a grudge, it's just a bitter hatred, we don't share the sky, we don't get along with each other in old age and death, and we don't see each other for a day...... Aha, that's not right, it's never see! ”

"According to you, the grudge is a bit deep!" The middle-aged man nodded his head, he seemed to be very curious about the conflict between Han Yue and Luo Jing'er, and continued to ask: "Tell me, what's going on, what happened to Luo Jing'er." ”

"What's wrong with me? Uncle, you don't know, that girl first galloped and injured me. caused me to be in a coma for a month and then ......"

"Wait!" The middle-aged man suddenly interrupted Han Yue and said suspiciously: "You were injured and unconscious for a month?" This is a little wrong, if I remember correctly, then Luo Jing'er seems to have only returned to Chang'an half a month ago, but she had been fighting in the Turks before. Boy, could it be that you were hit by her on the prairie? ”

"Uh-huh! Uncle, that's not the point, let's move on to the next topic......! Han Yue's face was thick and dark, even if he was pierced in front of him, his face would not change and his heart would not beat.

"Alright! You go on!" The middle-aged man can see that the young man in front of him is a shameless man, not much better than Cheng Biting Jin's hob meat. He coughed and motioned for Han Yue to continue.

Han Yuecai didn't care whether he was exposed or not, as soon as his eyes rolled, he opened his mouth to tell the lie, and said, "After Luo Jing'er hit me, not only did she not lose money, but she walked away......"

"Oh? Go away, the Luo family's family style has always been rigorous, not so! The middle-aged man originally made up his mind not to speak, but after hearing Han Yue's words, he still couldn't help but interject.

"That's where she can act!" Han Yue rolled his eyelids and snorted angrily: "If you want to say that this girl hurts me, it's just a matter of ignoring it, master, I am an atmospheric person, so I will treat myself as unlucky, and I can just endure this matter." "Forbearance? I don't believe this even if I say it to the ghosts. The middle-aged man's face twitched, and he didn't intervene for a long time, and continued to listen to Han Yue's nonsense.

“…… We really don't plan to delve into what happened to me, after all, it's atmospheric! But what I didn't expect was that just one day later, this little girl would come again? ”

"Oh, she's coming to give you money?"

"Phew, you're looking for me!" Han Yue rolled his eyes and scoffed at the middle-aged man's insight.

Considering that the other party is tall and tall, if he makes sarcastic remarks, he may not be pleased. After comparing the strength of friend and foe, he finally decided to forgive him.

Forget it, Ye still continues to talk about things, but there is someone who can play on his own, how can he miss such a good opportunity. Thinking like this, he continued: "This little lady came to my house that day, and she didn't compensate the master for a penny. Not only did he not give money, but he also said that his words could make people angry. ”

"Oh? What did she say? ”

"She said that the Luo family has been robbed of the title and all the family property has been confiscated, so the money to compensate me can only be said later...... Uncle, do you listen to this saying? Something happened to her own family, but she wanted me to bear the consequences, this little girl is unscrupulous, there is no lower limit! ”

"Huh!" The middle-aged man smiled indifferently and was noncommittal.

Han Yue looked at him and was obviously suspicious, but he didn't care at all, and then said: "This little lady doesn't know who said that I invented mosquito coils and made waterwheels, and I didn't leave my house." Saying that, I was a genius, so Mao recommended himself and decided to be my bodyguard. ”

"Why is that?"

"Why? Hmph, this little lady has a good calculation, she said that I can be a guard to deduct the debt of the collision injury, and the second can learn my money-making skills, especially the third is the most infuriating, and it is actually for me to find a way to help her revitalize the Luo family! Uncle, do you listen to this saying? Revitalize the Luo family and close my, is the master very familiar with her......"

"Hehe, helping others is the foundation of happiness, why are you so indignant, little brother? Besides, I heard that Na Luo Jing'er is not only strong in martial arts, but also has a stunning appearance, and I don't know how many sons and brothers in Chang'an City are thinking about her. is such a beautiful woman, but she is willing to be your guard, and it seems that you still earn it. ”

"Earn a fart!" Han Yue's eyelids rolled and he said very unhappily: "That girl occupies the magpie's nest, not only lives in my room and sleeps in my bed, but also stares at me like a thief with my daughter-in-law." Pity my child daughter-in-law for how pure and lovely she is, but now she is close to Zhu and black to ink, and she is no longer as well-behaved and considerate as before. Hmph, uncle, you touch your conscience and talk about it yourself, this can also be called earning? ”

"Huh!" The middle-aged man laughed a few times dryly, and persuaded: "A dignified seven-foot man, how can you be with the female babies, why don't you bear with it a little." ”

"Impossible?" Han Yue shouted and snorted coldly: "Master, I don't have such a big heart, what I pay attention to is that I must repay my eyes." Also, we're not seven-foot men, I'm only six feet tall. As he spoke, he compared his hands to his head, looking very unbeaten.

"You ......" The middle-aged man was speechless, his mouth opened and closed, and he didn't know what to say.

"Hey, hey! Take it! Han Yue raised his eyebrows, seeing that the other party was speechless, he felt very proud. To tell you the truth, in fact, I have been brewing for many days, and I have already prepared the means to fight back. Hmph, by the time it comes tonight, I'm going to make that girl look good. ”

"Oh? The plan will be settled, what will you do? ”

"The moon is dark and the wind is high, and everyone in the neighborhood sleeps, master, I just need to blow this thing along the window......" Han Yue chuckled, sneakily took a bamboo pipe from his arms, and showed off to the middle-aged man.

"What is this?"

"Aphrodisiac smoke, the scientific name I love a piece of firewood, also called a big stick. In short, this thing works magically, whether you are a chaste martyr or a young woman of a good family, you just need to smell it, ha......"

The middle-aged man frowned, his face gradually darkened, and a pair of casserole-sized fists were slowly clenched. However, Han Yue was just excited, not only did he not notice it, but he was proud, especially boasting. Speaking of coquettishness, I couldn't help but drool, and my face was. "As long as that inhales this cigarette, it's not at my mercy. At that time, if I want to take the waterway, I will take the waterway, and if I want to take the dry road, I will take the dry road. Poke first and then kill, then poke and then kill, hey, hey, hey, hey! ”

Hey, why do you suddenly feel a little cold, why is that? Could it be that the legend is murderous. Hey, uncle, you are so blue and clenched your hands into fists, are you constipated and have abdominal pain and want to.

"Wow, you kid, you are shameless, and let me discipline your father and mother, and die!" The middle-aged man burst into anger and was about to explode.

"Ahh Uncle, do you know that the sky is bright and the sky is bright, and you can't help it......"

"Shameless child, don't say much, if the old man wants to hit anyone, no one in the Manchu Dynasty can stop him."

"Manchu... Also civil and military... How does this tone sound like an official ......? Han Yue was a little dumbfounded, and suddenly found that he was patronizing and bragging, and he actually forgot to take a plate of the other party's roads, seeing that I was weak and strong at this time, even if I was beaten, I couldn't find anyone to retaliate against.

Thinking of this, he was in a cold sweat, and hurriedly jumped a few steps back, and asked weakly: "Uncle, you haven't asked for advice yet, your old surname?" ”

"Old man Qin Qiong Qin Shubao, the official title of General Zuo Wuwei, and the title of Duke of Tang Yiguo, how are you doing?"

"Ahaha, it turned out to be Lord Guogong in person, looking up for a long time. But the kid won't tell you, there are still things at home, see you later! "Finally figured it out, Qin Qiong and Qin Shubao, isn't that Luo Cheng's cousin, Luo Jing'er's cousin? Scolding the bald donkey in front of the monk, isn't this looking for a beating?

Unfortunately, it was too late to understand. As soon as he was about to run wildly, he heard a voice about you and come back to the old man, and the whole person was pulled by Qin Qiong's collar and picked up.

That big fan-like hand was solid and powerful, no matter how Han Yue struggled, it was completely useless.

In desperation, he could only accept the reality and reluctantly became a prisoner.

"Shameless boy, lead the way, the old man is going to see the waterwheel."

"Go and go, kick whom? General Zuo Wuwei has this quality, and he kicks people's butts at every turn...... Ouch! Before he could finish speaking, he was kicked in the stomach again.

The situation is stronger than people, Han Yue is quite helpless, so he can only honestly lead the way in front of his head and lead Qin Qiong to the direction of the river.