Chapter 922: Strange Old Man
Encountering such a perverted old man, Wang Lang ran directly out of instinct, and then planned to teach the other party a lesson.
Of course, the other party was an old man after all, so Wang Lang didn't plan to make a heavy hand, but after running in front of the other party, he suddenly raised his arm, intending to wrap his arms around the other party's neck and subdue him.
As the other party approached, Wang Lang had already set up his posture and raised his arm.
But!
What Wang Lang didn't expect was that just when he was full of confidence and folded his arms, he saw that the old man suddenly lowered his body, and then circled behind Wang Lang like an ape.
followed a pull, and pressed Wang Lang to the ground in turn!
What surprised Wang Lang even more was that after he was easily subdued, he tried several times, but he couldn't shake the other party's thin arm at all!
This old man is not an ordinary person.
As for those passers-by, after seeing Wang Lang being subdued, instead of coming up to help, they sneered there.
Some people say that Wang Lang is nosy, and some ridicule him for not being able to do anything.
In short, there was everything to say, but there was no one who came up to help.
Fortunately, the woman who came over later ran over with a rolling pin and knocked the old man a few times, which can be regarded as relieving Wang Lang.
Helping people is being rescued, and this feeling is as depressed as it gets.
What Wang Lang didn't expect even more was that after the old man let go of Wang Lang, the woman immediately pointed at Wang Lang and said, "If you don't have the ability, don't be blind and meddle in things." ”
That's fuck it, even if it doesn't help, but at least I'm here to help you, I don't need you to say thank you, you're still running to be sarcastic? Are the people here so unreasonable?
"Ouch...... Ouch, bullying people, young people bullying old men! My leg is broken, ouch, ouch. ”
And then, what I didn't expect was that after the fat woman left with her underwear, the old man suddenly hugged his right leg, and then pointed at Wang Lang and shouted.
"I didn't touch you at all, it's you ......"
Wang Lang looked at this perverted old man a little frantic and said.
But before he finished speaking, he suddenly stopped, and then he was stunned.
If you're not mistaken, this old guy is going to touch porcelain!
"You, what are you doing with this? I didn't say a word, and you really encountered such a thing. ”
Zhao Meili reluctantly walked up to look at the old man on the ground, and then said to Wang Lang.
"Such a thing? What kind of thing? Do you mean this old guy touching porcelain? ”
Wang Lang was stunned when he heard this, then pointed to the old man on the ground and asked rhetorically.
"Or else? In this place, don't meddle in other people's affairs, or you'll get yourself in trouble. ”
Zhao Meili stepped forward, then took out her wallet, and said helplessly while counting the banknotes in her wallet to compensate the old guy.
Unexpectedly, although Zhao Meili handed over the money, the old man didn't give face at all, but slapped the banknotes, and then shouted at Wang Lang: "What about you sending Huazi?" I don't want money! ”
"You don't want money, so what do you want?"
Wang Lang was angry at this moment, so he pulled Zhao Meili behind him and said directly to the other party.
"Forget my husband, let's go, this kind of person doesn't have to deal with him."
Zhao Meili looked at the other party with some frowns, and then tried to pull Wang Lang away.
It's just that before she could pull Wang Lang away, the old man immediately hugged his right leg, and then howled loudly: "Ouch, ouch, my leg, this is ruined, in the words of you Orientals, poor I have a seventy mother and an unweaned child, you don't care about me, what kind of world is this." ”
You're eighty yourself, old fellow! Your mom is only seventy? Your grandma is your mother!
However, seeing such an old man rolling on the ground, Wang Lang couldn't bear it, the Chinese people are talking about virtue, no matter what, this is just an old man, isn't it.
"Okay, okay, you say, what do you want."
Wang Lang turned around and looked at the old man rolling on the ground, and then asked speechlessly.
"I'm ......," the old man held his chin and muttered for a moment, then patted his stomach and said, "I'm hungry, you must invite me to dinner first." ”
When Wang Lang heard this, he immediately gritted his teeth and looked at the other party, and after a while...... Forget it, I think you're an old man, I'll put up with you.
"Okay, then go to dinner, but after eating, I don't owe you anything."
After taking a few deep breaths, Wang Lang said to the old man.
The old man grinned when he heard this, and then said, "I'll talk about it then, but ...... I've got a broken leg, and you're going to have to carry me to the restaurant. ”
"I carry you? I ......" Wang Lang looked at the other party in disbelief, this old man is really getting more and more inches!
"Ouch, ouch, my legs!"
When the old man saw that Wang Lang refused to carry him, he immediately hugged his right leg and began to wail again.
"Okay, okay, don't howl, I'll admit it today, back!"
Wang Lang said, and squatted down directly.
When the old man saw this, he didn't say anything polite to him, so he jumped up directly, yes, he jumped up.
Why don't you fall to death you old thing!
In this way, Wang Lang carried the old man behind him, followed by Zhao Meili with a helpless face, and walked all the way to the nearby restaurant.
When I got to the restaurant and sat down.
The waiter immediately walked over, then looked at the old man with some surprise, and then looked at Wang Lang with a strange expression and said, "Little brother, have you been blackmailed by this old man?" It's an old acquaintance, but in the past, when he relied on others not to leave, he was beaten and thrown out, and you were the first one who was really willing to spend money to invite him to dinner. ”
Good guy, it's not the first time that this perverted old man has been in love.
"Forget it, an old man, at such an old age, I'll admit it, you let him order, I don't have an appetite."
Wang Lang waved his hand at the waiter, and then said directly.
"A pot of freshly cut shark fins, ten two-pound abalone, and five-pound lobster......"
"Poof-" A sip of tea squirted out directly, this old man is really unkind!
"Sir...... Do you really want to do what he says? ”
When the old man finished ordering, the waiter immediately looked at the stunned Wang Lang and his little couple and asked.
When Wang Lang, who reacted, heard this, he wanted to scold a few words, but when the words came to his mouth, he finally endured it, and then gritted his teeth and looked at the waiter, and said, "Points, I just want to see how this old guy survived today!" ”
"Uh" The waiter looked at Wang Lang with a tangled expression, and then said with a strange face: "Okay, I'll place an order right away." ”
After saying that, he retreated.
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