Chapter 922: Ugly Death

You'er and Kudi got Wu Zetian's permission and were able to come to Xue Shao's house to stay for a few days. Kudi is a professional strong woman in the Tang Dynasty who can't be idle, and as soon as she came, she was busy with Princess Taiping. Today, I made an appointment with a few ladies of the Imperial Order, and tomorrow I went to a noblewoman's house for a banquet, and they even held a poetry meeting, invited Shangguan Wan'er and gathered a group of famous ministers and talented people in Beijing to chant poems. This poetry will come down, and Luoyang will be immediately expensive. Among them, there are poems, all about Xue Shao's meritorious service.

Princess Taiping's intentions are obvious, she is trying to help her husband build relationships and create a heroic image.

What about Xue Shao himself?

One word, idle.

After returning to the dynasty, Xue Shao, the military minister who was expected by people, had no eye-catching performance except for the show when he participated in the petition that day. If it weren't for Wu Zetian's special announcement that night that he entered the palace to ask about the affairs of the north, Xue Shao would not have expressed any opinion on the affairs of the military state in the court. Normally, in addition to the normal official office, there is no movement with any officials, and even the contact between General Paozawa is also less.

At first, Princess Taiping didn't think so, thinking that Xue Shao was tired from fighting outside for a year, and it was normal to rest for a while after returning home, and she herself also hoped that Xue Shao would have more time to accompany her. But this has been back for more than a month, and Xue Shao is still in this state of not being angry, which makes many people, including Princess Taiping, a little incomprehensible.

In the afternoon of that day, Xue Shao returned home as usual after a little official business, picked up his fishing rod and went to fish behind his pond. You'er has little interest in fishing per se, but she likes to follow along. The most impressive scene in Xue Shao's memory was that the skinny demon carried a small fish bucket with a big hat on his head, walking in the hazy drizzle, which looked like a chopstick on top of a tea bowl from a distance.

That day was the first meeting between Xue Shao and Pei Xingjian.

Time flies, and the demon still carries a fish tube to accompany Xue Shao to fish today. But she is already a big girl, and she is still a big girl who can make most famous sons in Luoyang fall in love at a glance.

"You'er, did your stepmother go out with the princess again?" Xue Shao asked casually.

"Yes!" The demon sat next to Xue Shao, with an innocent smile on his face, and said, "It seems that I went to the White Horse Temple to make incense and pray for His Majesty the Emperor." ”

Xue Shao nodded and smiled, Wu Zetian believed in Buddhism, so he went up and down, and the ladies in Luoyang also ran to the Buddhist temple twice in three days. Two days earlier, Princess Taiping also said that she would build a new Buddhist temple next to the new house in Lide Fang, which was called Taiping Temple. It's like a group of official wives who all fall in love with karaoke, and they are embarrassed to go out to greet people if they don't have to get a luxurious private KTV in their own home.

Princess Taiping is consciously creating her own "circle of friends with official wives", and the people who can make friends with her are not idle people. Xue Shao never interferes in this kind of thing. However, there will be no participation either.

After fishing for a while, Xue Shao had a small harvest. The demon has always been absent-minded, still walking around like a child, and from time to time catching earthworms to play.

Xue Shao looked at her and felt funny, don't look at her as she has grown up, her mind is still like a child.

"Brother Fairy, I want to sit on your lap." You'er said suddenly.

Xue Shao was stunned, "How old are you, still sitting on your lap?" ”

"Just let me sit down, you haven't hugged me in a long time." The demon raised her hand and said with a smile, "I've washed my hands, and there won't be earthworm smell!" ”

Xue Shao glanced her up and down, this figure can go to the catwalk to be a model on the catwalk, and you still want to hug it?

"Okay?" The demon shook Xue Shao's arm, "Just sit down, I'll make you big meat steamed buns to eat at night!" ”

Xue Shao felt that he was afraid that he would not be able to explain it to her, so he could simply satisfy her.

"Okay, just a minute."

The demon almost cheered, and as soon as his body became weak, he sat sideways on Xue Shao's lap, and hugged his neck with his hand.

The girl's body smell came to her face, and Xue Shao just sat on a small horse, for fear that the two of them would fall into the water as soon as the demon sat hard. So he held the fishing rod in one hand and hugged her waist in the other.

The demon pressed her head on Xue Shao's shoulder, closed her eyes and muttered, "I like Brother Fairy to hold me like this!" ”

"Okay, okay." Xue Shao hurriedly patted her on the back.

is so full of warmth, Yanagi Hui can't hold it!

"No, hold it for a while." The demon didn't let go, and his body moved forward, and the two hugged him tighter.

Xue Shao smiled bitterly, "When did you learn the ability to be coquettish?" ”

"I don't know. Anyway, I just think it's so comfortable to hold like this. The demon smiled and said, "Brother Fairy, are you comfortable?" ”

"......" This question really stumped Xue Shao, so he was speechless.

The demon raised her head, and her bright eyes looked at Xue Shao fixedly. His face was full of satisfied and warm smiles.

Xue Shao thought to himself that he should be regarded as a person who has seen the world, why was he a little embarrassed by her?

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"Because of me, it's hard to see once." The demon whispered softly, and suddenly kissed Xue Shao on the face.

"......" Xue Shao's expression was a little frozen.

This kind of thing has not happened before, and in his early years, he was even licked by the demon more than once. But this time......

"Can I kiss it again?" The demon was not embarrassed at all, and still looked at Xue Shao with such a fixed and warm feeling.

Before Xue Shao could answer, the demon had already kissed him.

Xue Shao suddenly came back to his senses, "Demon, it's okay." ”

The third time, this time it was the lips.

Xue Shao's expression froze a little, and the demon hugged his neck again, rested his head on his shoulder, and muttered, "It feels so strange, is this a kiss?" ”

"You...... Where did you learn it? Xue Shao himself felt that this was a bit silly to ask.

"No one taught me!" The demon closed her eyes and smiled with the corners of her mouth raised, "I just suddenly want to kiss you." ”

At this time, the moon slave walked over, carrying a bowl of chicken soup that he had just made with his own hands. Seeing this scene across half of the corridor, she couldn't help but be a little stunned.

Shall I step forward, or shall I not step forward?

"Sister Yuenu, you're here!" The demon waved at her.

The moon slave is almost full of black lines, you don't get up? You still took the initiative to say hello to me?

"Demon, get up!" Xue Shao patted her on the back.

"No, it's so comfortable to hold like this." The demon showed unprecedented willfulness today, and hugged Xue Shao's neck again.

The moon slave's face twitched twice, and he hurriedly stepped forward and shouted, "Hurry up, or I'll spank you!" ”

In front of the demon, the moon slave has always been like her elder.

"With the fairy brother here, I'm not afraid." The demon couldn't stop laughing.

"Yo, people have grown up, and their guts have grown fat!" Yuenu put the chicken soup aside and began to roll up his sleeves.

"Brother Fairy, help!" The demon shrank into Xue Shao's arms one by one, just like when he was a child.

Xue Shao was really speechless, patting her on the back, "Hurry up, my legs are hurt by you." ”

"Does it hurt?" The demon hurriedly moved his body and reached out to touch under him, "What is it, so hard against me?" ”

Yuenu's eyes widened in astonishment.

Xue Shao really wanted to plunge into this river, and muttered, "You sit on my jade pendant!" - Hurry up! ”

"Oh!" Only then did the demon get up, looking stupid, pouting.

The moon slave looked at the sky speechlessly, wiped a handful of cold sweat, and carried the chicken soup, "Childe, can you drink some chicken soup?" ”

"Take it back, this soup is a big supplement, and if you drink it again, I'll have a nosebleed." Xue Shao also wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, "You...... You take her to play! ”

The moon slave hated itchy, put down the chicken soup and reached out to beat the demon, and the demon began to shout and dodge. This kind of thing Xue Shao has long been commonplace, and the demons in his early years were often spanked by female men on one shoulder, which can be described as a strange scene in the house.

But now, it's not the past, the demon has grown up. When the moon slave caught her and was about to spank her, the demon suddenly stretched out her hands and accurately grabbed the moon slave's twin peaks and pinched them hard.

"Hahahaha! It's bigger than ever! ”

Xue Shao and Yue Nu were stunned at the same time, their expressions completely frozen, and the laughter ...... It's too magical, isn't it?

The demon ran away, and the moon slave chased after him, "The little thing won't cure you today, I'll become a nun!" ”

Xue Shao shook his head again and again with a wry smile, who will be kind enough to save the demon's emotional intelligence!

Suddenly, the second daughter's slapstick stopped. Xue Shao looked back and saw that it was Princess Taiping who came. The moon slave is striding away with the demon in tow.

Xue Shao smiled, I can command thousands of troops, but there is nothing I can do when I return home. This is Princess Taiping's territory, or can she cover it.

Princess Taiping, dressed in a palace dress, walked over and sighed first, "You fish every day like this?" ”

"Or else?" Xue Shao smiled indifferently and motioned for Princess Taiping to sit down.

"There are so many things happening in the DPRK and China, don't you pay attention to them?" Princess Taiping sat down and said quietly.

Xue Shao said indifferently: "There is nothing worthy of my attention." ”

"A large number of people from the martial arts family have been crowned kings. King Wu Chenghei of Wei also moved left to become the left minister of Wenchang and became the first and auxiliary prime minister of the dynasty, do you know these things? Princess Taiping said.

"Of course."

"And you're still indifferent?" Princess Taiping said, "From now on, it will be the world of the Wu family." Which of my mother's nephews is pleasing to your eyes? ”

Xue Shao smiled, "You mean, I should go to more activities and unite a group of forces to fight against Wu Chenghei and them?" ”

"Even if you don't fight, you have to find a way to protect yourself, right?" Princess Taiping said, "You see, you are just a Xia Guanshang now. Wu Chenghei and the others, just one of them can crush you. If they join forces to get rid of you, the commander of the troops, it won't be a difficult task. ”

Xue Shao was silent for a moment with a smile on his face, and said, "I remember that when I first arrived in Helong with two hundred horsemen, many people thought that I couldn't even keep the small county of Yanchang. As a result, I hit the black sand in one go and drove the Turks back into the desert. ”

"It's easy to hide from open guns, but it's hard to defend against hidden arrows. In the DPRK and in the army, two different things. Princess Taiping persuaded patiently.

"For me, it's the same." Xue Shao smiled slightly and said, "My enemies are never weak, so I don't seem to have any chance of winning. When they get carried away, that's when I kill them. ”

"Don't be lucky." Princess Taiping frowned, "If I were Wu Chenghei, I would uproot you at any cost." ”

Xue Shao smiled slightly, "Why?" ”

"Because no one wants to be the prince of the Wu Zhou Dynasty more than him!" Princess Taiping twisted her eyebrows and hesitated for a moment, and said: "Although Jiangshan is surnamed Wu, the Li family's Yuwei is still there, and there are not a few people who miss the Tang Dynasty. You are the son-in-law of the Li family, a relative of the previous dynasty, and now you dominate the military alone, as if you are the leader of the Li family's forces. Do you think Wu Chenghe's eyes can accommodate you? ”

Xue Shao was silent for a moment, "Tell the point." ”

Princess Taiping took a deep breath, "He never gave up and wanted to be Princess Taiping's husband." Now, this desire of his is only stronger! Moreover, he already has the confidence and conditions to put it into practice! ”

"He's going to die an ugly death." Xue Shao turned his head and smiled at Princess Taiping, "Do you eat fish at night?" ”