Shanshui went to Beijing on a business trip, people asked for a foot bath, and the technician tempted each other, saying: Want to be cool? Five hundred nights......

I calculated: 500 is not expensive, my waist is good, and I will shake it 3,000 times a night, and I will receive it.

The two sides glanced at each other, reached a tacit understanding, and then went on.

There was nothing to say all night, only snapping, and the next day to settle the payment, I was shocked, not to mention that the night was five hundred, and An dared to ask for three thousand?

The technician sneered and said: My five hundred is a beautiful knife, a guest who comes to the capital on a business trip, it is an elite, the exchange rate of currency exchange, do not understand evil?

was angry, yelled and scolded the slang of his hometown, saying: "Your mother is ** forced."

The technician sneered again, straightened his lower abdomen, and reminded: You fuck my force, three thousand yuan, one point less, chop your cock.

As a result, the credit card exploded.

When he returned home four days later, his wife was a detective and secretly found out about it, and he was very angry. There are more than ten broken keyboards in the landscape, all of which are mechanical keyboards, and kneeling durians, washboards, running spikes and other things. The knee is dead.

So far, I have stayed on the small sofa for more than half a year, whining and sighing......

(The above is purely funny, posting late at night is just for everyone to relax, and it will be deleted the next day, so this post is only visible to those who are destined)

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