Chapter 37: The sad Liu Dalang
"The surname is Liu, can you let Lian Chang Chi have a good rest?" Ji Yanxue was almost by Liu Lang. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
This guy uses this trick almost every time, and it's almost rotten.
"He snores as soon as he sleeps, because I am afraid that he will interfere with the rest of the brothers." Liu Lang was very "aggrieved" to explain.
As soon as these words came out, all the melon-eating audience who pretended to be listening to the movement collectively smoked in the quilt, and their admiration for Chief Liu climbed to a new peak. When it comes to snoring, the little snoring of Company Commander Chi is simply a lullaby, and your old man's snoring is called artillery fire!
Several soldiers also thought for a long time before they came up with this word to describe Chief Liu's snoring. If it weren't for the fact that they had become accustomed to falling asleep with the sound of cannons during this time, the wounded soldiers led by Zhao Ergou estimated that their injuries would almost not need to be treated, and they would have fallen asleep to death.
Chi Dakui, who suffered from the unjustified disaster, is about to cry, you male and female are competing, don't keep pulling me in?
Ji Yanxue doesn't look at the lower rank than him, but she is a woman that the commander fancies, and Chi Dakui will never dare to offend.
As for Liu Lang, he borrowed Chi Dakui's two courages, and Chi Dakui would not go against him. In that blocking battle, Liu Lang was alone and killed at least 20 little devils, and there are not many such officials who have the courage and ability in the army.
So Chi Dakui's lieutenant colonel's epaulette has been issued, but he has been quietly hiding under the pillow and does not dare to show people, his idea is very simple, the gangsters in the Ministry of Military Affairs are crazy, he Chi Dakui is not crazy, Chief Liu has not been promoted for a day, then he will still be his little company commander, and he must not be pressed on the head of the commander.
Lieutenant Colonel Chi has been thinking about how to hug Liu Lang's thick legs for the past two days!
"You're also telling stories there, saying that nothing else is useless, hurry up, drink the medicine?" Ji Yanxue stretched her delicate little face, her apricot eyes widened, and she slapped her hand on the table and ordered.
"What, the doctor checked in the morning and said that Zhao Ergou was infected in the lower part, let him drink this medicine!" Liu Lang pointed to Zhao Ergou, who had been in a state of false sleep on the bed on the right, with a bitter face.
The beds of the injured began to shake, and it was the result of the hard work.
"Two chiefs, the doctor seems to be talking about some kind of abdominal infection, not the lower part." Zhao Ergou, who was "slandered" by Shangguan, poked his head out and weakly defended himself.
If it's something else, it's fine, but it's really this lower part, for men, it's the top priority, and it must be clarified!
"Your grandmother is a bear, and her abdomen is not the lower part of the human body! Why are you going to go up to the top and I'll see it? Liu Lang's eyes widened, and he glared angrily at the soldiers who dared not cooperate with him.
Subordinates who don't know how to figure out the boss's mind are not good subordinates.
"The surname Liu, don't talk to me here, what's the matter, I have to invite those ladies over to serve you well?" Ji Yanxue laughed angrily and slapped the table hard.
Of course, Ji Yanxue was angry, and she worked hard to make medicinal soup for him, but this guy met with celebrities from all walks of life here, and I heard that he was still talking very happily, and now he is still refusing his kindness, which is simply too bullying, isn't it just saving someone's life? It's a big deal to give it back to you.
All the wounded soldiers were silent. No matter how a soldier who doesn't understand the customs, Ji Yanxue is so obvious, they also understand!
No wonder Major Ji has been black-faced for the past two days, and he has never had a good face towards the chief, it turns out that he is jealous!
Come to think of it, isn't it? In the past two days, there have been more ladies who have come to visit the chief, and the chief's attitude towards these ladies seems to be very kind, and if it is Major Ji, it is estimated that they will be unhappy! Could it be that the chief has changed his mind? It won't be! Major Ji talks about appearance, but he can throw off those ladies for several streets. But it's not good to say, the chief suddenly likes to be the same size as him!
Anyway, Zhao Ergou saw that the chief was very amiable to the ball-like daughter of the president of the Shanghai Chamber of Commerce, and when he left, he was gladly invited to sign the placket of the fat daughter.
Sir's taste!
Zhao Ergou agrees with the chief's taste anyway, the fat daughter has a round waist and a big buttocks, and at first glance he is easy to raise, and it is better to marry a wife.
The wounded soldiers have different thoughts here.
Liu Lang was secretly complaining about his misery, this little girl in his memory is not like this! In the past, he avoided this fat man, almost how far he ran. Although the attitude is getting worse and worse now, I have to come here at least five or six times a day, no, almost seven or eight times, and I have to stab myself a few times each time, which means that I have enough strength to confront myself.
Woman, her synonym is trouble! Liu Lang can be regarded as profoundly comprehending the meaning of the golden sentences that occasionally pop up when his father gives him a face-to-face lecture alone. Of course, my mother must not have been there at that time.
Otherwise, Liu Lang has reason to believe that his father, who is the commander of an army, will definitely say: Woman, her synonym is scenery.
It's not that I'm afraid of drinking the bowl of black medicine soup in front of me, I don't know what ingredients are boiled, as the most elite special forces of the republic, even centipedes, scorpions and even spiders are poisonous insects in the stomach when performing tasks, as long as they can maintain the energy required by the body.
But this thing that Ji Yanxue brought over is really not scientifically verified! It is purely handmade by this eldest lady.
Yesterday, just yesterday, Liu Lang drank the medicinal soup that the eldest lady boiled that was said to be able to replenish blood and qi, with the determination of a strong man to break his wrist.
Outcome.....
As a result, not to mention any blood supplements, Liu Lang had a bowl of nosebleeds.
I didn't know until I asked in the evening, good guy, Major Ji was attentive enough to his comrades-in-arms at the friend of life and death, and he insisted on getting a piece of century-old wild ginseng as an adjunct in it, pay attention, this is just an adjunct, what else is Ganoderma lucidum, He Shou Wu。。。。。 Anyway, as long as it is a rare and exotic product that the eldest lady can imagine, she will give it a pot of stew, and after boiling it for a day, she will boil such a small bowl.
The essence of the herbs all entered Liu Lang's stomach.
Liu Lang had tears in his eyes at that time, not moved, purely because of sadness.
Why did Shennong die early, it was because he tasted a hundred herbs! The bazooka blew him up to slag, he didn't die, he crossed. After entering the encirclement of 20,000 Japanese troops, he did not die, but also made meritorious service. But he actually wants to die on a bowl of medicinal soup to make up for his death.
His name is Liu Lang, but he is not called Liu Dalang!
Yesterday I was lucky enough to bleed a bowl of nosebleeds, so what about today? Liu Lang frowned.
"Hmph, there is no ginseng and no He Shou Wu today, it is a few kinds of Ejiao Huangjing longan, which nourishes blood and qi, hurry up and drink it." Ji Yanxue, who was a little angry, suddenly felt better again after seeing Liu Lang's crumpled fat face.
Although the tone was still not good, it was clear that the air was much more relaxed.
Woman, you also have a name called fickle.
Liu Lang muttered silently, gritted his teeth and poured the medicinal soup into his mouth.
In addition to all kinds of unknown tastes, there is also a taste called mushy taste, which stays between the lips and teeth, showing Ji Yanxue's efforts to the fullest.