What is the fastest speed in the world?

If you put it in the past, Han Yue would definitely be able to tell you the answer without saying a word...... Spitfire meteor, running horse **** running horse is a professional verb, and boys know it). Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Flying fire is fleeting with the wind, and meteors are like electricity, ethereal and unpredictable. As for the horse running***, hehehe, it's a kind of instant puncture, and it's even faster.

Teenagers, recall, one night you were sleeping soundly, and suddenly you screamed that it was not good, and you woke up in shock, and reached out to grab it, but you could only touch it with one hand, and you were suddenly stunned......

Isn't this feeling surprisingly fast?

This kind of fastness is the answer that Han Yue has insisted on for two lifetimes.

Now, however, his worldview has collapsed.

If you ask him again, he will definitely answer without hesitation: "you paralyzed, the fastest speed in the world is the change of face of the court boss." One moment it was still Nima and the wind and drizzle, and the next moment it was lightning and thunder, doing things? ”

Han Laosan, who pretended to be a coercion, gritted his teeth, covered his forehead and scolded, Qin Qiong on the other side snorted coldly and shook his hand, Shangguan Yi smiled and said indifferently: "This is very good, it looks like the forehead is grand, there is a kind of domineering ......"

"Domineering bird, master, this was beaten by you, and his forehead is grandiose, this is called swollen!"

Han Yue scolded and scolded, angry, and was about to turn on the angry spray mode, so as to have a good wave of ridicule, but he didn't know that Qin Qiong on the other side expected the enemy to be the first, and suddenly stared wide-eyed. The general was murderous, how could he be idle, the old man was so frightened that he was afraid that he would be beaten again, so he didn't dare to speak out when he smiled.

I was embarrassed and didn't know what excuse to go down the steps, when I suddenly heard a smell of meat, and I heard Aunt Tian shouting: "Out of the pot, eat meat......"

Hmph, count the two of you lucky, let's eat first.

Mighty and unyielding, he frowned, this shameless thing didn't feel ashamed at all, and flattered and chuckled and respectfully invited Shangguan Yi and Qin Qiong to take a seat.

A banquet, hundreds of people, plus the twenty soldiers who accompanied the proclamation, the scale is not huge.

It's a pity that there are only two tables, one of which is temporarily borrowed from Uncle Tian's house, three legs are long and one leg is short, and they need to be cushioned with stones to balance. There is no way, Han Yue's fortune is too fast, the material civilization can't keep up with the pace of making money, and the furniture doesn't have time to buy at all.

Fortunately, Guanzhong people like to squat in front of the door when they eat, and they don't pay much attention to this, otherwise, just the tables, chairs and benches needed for hundreds of people to eat are enough for Han Yue to have a headache for half a day.

Rice, meat, soup, bread.

Several women carried a basket of beaten dead dough cakes, adults and children can eat and take as many as anyone wants, since the waterwheel mill was put into operation, dead dough cakes have long become the staple food of Hanjiazhuang.

The villagers each brought dishes and chopsticks from their homes, and Aunt Tian stood by the pot with a big spoon in her hand. If you want to say that people's women do things is the atmosphere, no matter who raises the bowl over, it is a spoonful, there is meat and soup and the heat rises, and every time it is served, I don't forget to shout: "It's not enough to come again, squat outside the door for the old lady to eat, remember to thank the third child of the Han family for being good, otherwise the old lady will split you alive ......"

Han Yue happened to also come to serve the meal, and when he heard this, he was speechless and asked the sky.

"This old lady is completely incurable, and even winning people's hearts has made a posture of reincarnation of mountain carvings, Qin Qiong is not as fierce as you. If it goes on like this, it won't take half a year for the reputation of the Han family to stink on the street! ”

Complaining is complaining, he also knows that Aunt Han is such a good person, and he expects her to pinch the orchid with you one day, I'm sorry, you can only find it in your dreams, and even if you dream it, you have to dream for hundreds of years, and you may not be able to dream of it.

Forget it, be tough, be tough, it's not my woman, and let her go.

Han Yue rolled his eyes, raised the big bowl in his hand, and said, "Auntie, take half of the pig's thigh bone, don't want meat ......."

Before the words fell, I only heard a bang, and I felt that my hand was sinking, and the bowl was already full.

How else to say that the aunt is the aunt, the movements are always so clean and neat, but unfortunately the comprehension ability is a little worse, Lao Tzu wants a big bone stick with bone marrow, what is the matter with you giving me a big bowl of lean meat?

"Auntie, what I want is a bone ......" Han Yue resisted weakly with a bowl, and was only halfway through his words, when he was interrupted by Aunt Tian's violent drink: "What do you want, do you feel distressed when you kill a pig and invite someone to eat, or what's the matter, you came over to disgust people?" If you don't eat good meat, you have to eat bones, and wild dogs are more demanding than you. Go back to the house and eat meat, and entertain the officials of the court......"

The pursuit of wild dogs? Nima!

Han Yue rolled his eyes, and his angry face bulged. It's a pity that although he was knighted, Aunt Tian was still not afraid, only to see this girl with a big spoon, domineering, murderous intent, Han Yue choked back a few steps, and when he reacted, he found that he had returned to the hall with a bowl.

"Auntie, I'm really not distressed, I just don't want to eat meat, the big bone stick is delicious......" He argued weakly again, but unfortunately Aunt Tian didn't listen at all.

In desperation, he looked up to the sky and sighed, but he could only swallow when he lowered his head.

As for going back and shouting with Aunt Tian, I don't dare. First, this girl is out of inadvertence, and second, she has a big waist and a round waist. The most important thing is the third one, this girl is so annoyed and angry.

There is no way, after all, people are kind, rural people can't see meat when they are idle, and everyone thinks that meat is important. Aunt Tian's actions revealed a kind of preference, and Han Yue couldn't even get angry.

It's just that the big bone stick that I love most in my life, and the tender bone marrow that is greasy and fragrant......

It's close at hand, and it's far away from the world, who knows the pain in it?

Han Yue sighed, silently held a large bowl of lean meat, and pushed it to Qin Qiong with an expressionless face. The military general likes meat, naturally he will not shirk, and he takes over a large bowl of spoon and toilet clip, and the stew in the big pot is fat but not greasy, and the one that eats is called a hearty.

Looking at the posture of other people's rice and half a catty, Han Yue couldn't understand why all those time-traveling novels in later generations had seriously ill him? This amount of food is still called sick, so if you are not sick, how much do you have to eat to be full?

Shangguan Yi is not much better, he is obviously a civil official, but he eats like a bandit. Han Yue was just going out to serve a bowl of meat, and the old guy had already eaten half a steamed elbow, plus a plate of cold sheep's face, and was slamming it in front of the stir-fried lamb intestines at this time.

Not only eats, but also chatters, and the one that is is called outrageous.

"The food is barely delicious, and there is meat and no wine, otherwise, such an old man with elbows can eat another ......"

This was really shameless, and Han Yue had the urge to put the plate on his head.

It's common to brag, I've never seen anything so good at bragging! An elbow is more than three pounds, and you eat another one, believe it or not, you old thing.

In comparison, Qin Qiong is better, the military general talks less, adhering to the ancient premonition of eating without sleeping or speaking, holding a bowl of lean meat and slamming it a few times, putting the big bowl on the table, raising his hand to wipe his mouth, this is the end of eating.

is worthy of being a general, and he is resolute in eating, giving people a sense of urgency.

"Bring it!" After Qin Qiong finished eating, she suddenly stretched out her big hand. There was no head or feet to say this, but Han Yue knew it in his heart, and took out a booklet from his arms.

Qin Qiong didn't answer, took it and flipped it over, her face stunned for a while. He raised his eyes to look at Han Yue, suddenly nodded solemnly, and slowly put the booklet away.

Get up, exhale, stride out the door, and walk away.

Bow your hand, say goodbye, and go back to the house slowly, smiling and meaningful.

The actions of the two are like drug dealers connecting, and they are weird everywhere. Those who understand will understand, and those who do not know, guessing is also in vain.

"Eat and drink enough, thank you Jingyang Hou for your hospitality, it's not early, the old man can ...... go" Shangguan Yi didn't get up slowly until Qin Qiong was out of sight, stretched his waist, picked up half of the elbow that had not eaten, and went out with a smile, Shi Shiran went.

"This old thing, don't forget to eat and drink before leaving, the master curses you to die when you go home." Han Yue pointed at his back and cursed, and suddenly let out a long breath of hot air, and his face showed three points of relief.

Hmph, the watermill making technique has finally been handed over. The next time you come back, you'll have to be ready to be slaughtered!

"I'll beat you with a steel whip, hey, kill you a living king......"

Lewd. The song of the swing rose loudly, like an old cat that had caught a mouse, and he was very proud.