Boogers in rice, rats in soup pots. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info is talking about people like Wu Yuanshuang, and there is Yu Wenhui standing next to him. Yun Hao thought of another idiom, and the smell was similar.

"How dare you call it a genius, it's just a fool." Yun Hao looked at these guys in front of him with a smile. These are the things that stand in the way of them at the gates. One by one, they claim to be merry and talented, but they don't know that their appearance has violated the rules.

It's already very weird for a big man to wear a flower, and his face is still coated with a thick layer of powder, as if he has scraped a layer of white. I don't know what spices are used on my body, and the smell of sao bao is smoky when I smell it in the wind. The most unbearable thing is that Yu Wenhui actually painted red lips.

Oh my God, big men have red lips. This is the son of a fucking family, and he is a fucking shemale? Yun Hao saw that this thing was twisting his orchid fingers, and he had the urge to vomit three liters.

Yun Hao's words deeply stimulated Wu Yuanshuang's nerves, and it was okay to lose to Yun Hao in terms of talent. A woman actually lost to such a doll, and her reputation was ruined. In just two days, his deeds of in the bathhouse have a tendency to spread all over Luoyang City. Many people saw him on the surface and asked for warmth, and pointed and poked behind his back.

The guy who didn't know what was going on discussed in the spirit of scholarship, and the speaker talked about it with relish, and suddenly realized that he was shocked. There are even some square masters, who sighed and shook their heads when they saw Wu Yuanshuang, with a posture that they couldn't bear to see.

"You little brute...... Under the deep hatred, Wu Yuanshuang's eyebrows quickly stood up. Open his claws and step forward to strangle this little bastard to death. Seeing this, Yu Wenhui hurriedly stopped, you dare to stir up the birthday banquet of Chu Guogong, you are tired of being crooked!

"Brother Yuwen, let me kill this little brute." Wu Yuanshuang was hugged by Yuwen Hui and was still ready to pounce.

"Little brute, who are you scolding?" Yun Hao still looked at the angry Wu Yuanshuang with a smile, and he didn't have the consciousness of being scolded at all. That smile, as if someone had just complimented him. Wu Yuan was so angry that he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood!

"I'm scolding you!" Wu Yuanshuang roared, startling everyone around him to look at him.

"Oh ......! It turns out that you are the legendary little beast. Yun Hao let out a long sigh and made a sudden realization.

"You're ......! Brother Yuwen, let go of me, I'm going to kill him! Wu Yuanshuang was so angry that he was already going crazy, and he was calculated by a doll in public, and this face was thrown to the ground. There were still some elements of pretense just now, but now he really wants to strangle Yun Hao. Yu Wenhui even felt that he couldn't pull this junior brother anymore.

"Presumptuous! The birthday of the ancestor, who is noisy. A light snort was just right, so that too many people would not disturb the feast. He stopped Wu Yuanshuang's further actions.

"Brother Yang, my junior brother is impulsive. Brother Yang, don't blame! Yu Wenhui came out to drink Yang Xiong when he saw it, and even Shi Li apologized.

Yang Xiong is not only Yang Su's favorite nephew, but also a young talent in terms of knowledge. For the understanding of the Five Classics, even the prince and young master Li Gang and Li Wenji are full of praise. In terms of poetry, he is the best in Luoyang. He dared to call the second, and no one dared to call the first. Such a person, even if he is arrogant Yuwen Hui, he will inevitably bow down.

"Today is the birthday of my ancestor, and Brother Yuwen had better control his junior brother. Don't make trouble! Yang Xiong's face fell, and if he dared to make trouble at this time, he would not give the Yang family face. The verbal warning was already for the sake of Li Gang and the Yuwen family, otherwise they would have ordered someone to throw this kid out.

"Huh! Little brute, how can you know etiquette. If he doesn't roar, I'm afraid he'll have to find an animal trainer. As soon as Yang Xiong appeared, he controlled the matter, which made Yun Hao very helpless. Wu Yuanshuang is a fool, as long as he is provoked. The people of the Yang family will naturally deal with him, but it is a pity that this Yang Xiong will control the situation as soon as he appears. Now although Wu Yuanshuang is still angry, he no longer dares to act.

"Shut up, too!" After Yang Xiong reprimanded Yu Wenhui, he immediately turned around to deal with Yun Hao. From the tone of Yun Hao's speech, it could be heard that this kid was not a good bird. Eighty percent of what happened just now is likely to have been provoked by this kid.

Yun Hao smiled helplessly, turned around and returned to his seat. Love the feast of this year, everyone has their own table. Unlike later generations, where everyone gathered around a big table. Yun Hao likes the warm atmosphere very much, but eating other people's saliva is disgusting.

The people who came to the banquet today are all figures with heads and faces in Luoyang. Seeing that the matter was suppressed by the bullet, he continued to greet him. It's just that the topic has changed from the recent gossip to asking who the beautiful doll is.

The lonely Yun Hao is naturally unclaimed, and this mysterious identity naturally arouses the curiosity of these guys. The eyes that looked at Yun Hao gradually increased, and there were some people who were close to the Yang family, and they went to set the tone of those children of the Yang family. It's a pity that Yun Hao's origin is only known to Yang Xiong and a few others. Those guys used words for a long time, but they didn't come up with a reason. As a result, Yun Hao's identity became more and more mysterious. Some people are already eager to try and go to Yun Hao to set words.

Just when one guy couldn't hold back and wanted to step forward. Suddenly, the drums sounded, and then Yang Su appeared at the main entrance of the hall. Today's Yang Su wears a purple gold jade crown and a longevity robe. The silver hair has been carefully combed, and the whole person looks radiant. It is said that he will live to be sixty years old, and some people believe it.

Yang Su was followed by a group of guys wearing various official uniforms, ranging from the second rank to the sixth grade. Yang Su walked in the front, like an emperor. I knew that this was a birthday banquet, but I didn't know that I thought it was in the last dynasty.

Along the way, there were constantly people bowing and congratulating Yang Su with smiling faces. Yang Su just smiled and said hello when he met someone of higher grade. The guys immediately made a gesture of humility and accepted the greeting from the leader. After Yang Su passed, he raised his chest high, like a big rooster fighting for victory.

Small people have no advantage in this crowded environment, and a group of adults stand in the way. Yun Hao was also happy, sitting behind Egypt listening to those flattering words, feeling Yang Su's prestige and the humility of these guys.

Suddenly, Yun Hao felt that someone was looking at him again. This feeling was very strange, and Yun Hao could even feel the landing of the other party's gaze. As soon as he turned his head, he saw an ugly face full of beard.

Ugly, really ugly. High forehead, small eyes. Underneath the huge nose is an equally huge mouth. The two ears are a little small, and they are the ears. I don't know, I thought this guy had fungus. Not to mention the beard on his face, there are many pockmarks. Ugly people have seen it, and I haven't seen a guy who is so ugly that I have never seen it. Compared with him, Ge You is a handsome guy.

"What are you doing!" Yun Hao was really taken aback, isn't this the big man next to the Goguryeo envoy? If you don't go to the sycophants and make a familiar face, what are you doing by your side?

"Boy, you're funny. Who's kid! What surprised Yun Hao even more was that this expatriate spoke Chinese very well. also has a little Hebei accent, and if you don't look at the clothes, this is a Sui person.

"It's your business!" For this kind of evil and ugly guy, Yun Hao owes the slightest favor. What he likes is a fair-skinned and fragrant beautiful beauty. The one who served the plate not far away was good, looking only twelve or thirteen years old, and his breasts had developed to a certain size. What a childish face!

"You don't want to know who I am?" The bearded man asked again.

"What's the matter with me?" Yun Hao glanced at him again, the farther away from him, the better. It's best not to see each other again for the rest of your life!

"Old man, thank you for your hospitality, let's all sit down!" The bearded giant man was about to speak, and Yang Su had already walked to his seat. There was no pit chief's speech, just a casual wave of his hand.

Everyone shouted "Whoa" and then took their seats. The bearded giant man was born tall and incomparably tall, and his clothes were not Central Plains costumes. It was very conspicuous in the crowd, and he couldn't stay by Yun Hao's side at this time. After taking a deep look at Yun Hao, he turned back to his seat.

Yun Hao glanced at him angrily, and he didn't even have the idea of taking one more look. But he didn't see it when the giant man was seated. The Goguryeo envoy subconsciously got up and ......!

The wine banquets of the ancients were very boring, one table after another. Except for communicating with the people around you, you can't talk to anyone else. What's worse is that you have to kneel and sit when you eat. This will cost Yun Hao's life, and his knees are wooden. Taking advantage of the fact that others were not paying attention to him, he quickly sat on the mat with his butt on the ground, and his two legs stretched out under the desk.

The singing and dancing of Yangfu is really not much to see, and the music is mainly silk and bamboo wind music. Although the melody is melodious and far-reaching, it is far less rhythmic than the drum kit. The singers danced hard, but unfortunately their faces were generally towards Yang Su. Yun Hao's angle can only look at the ass. However, this is one of Yun Hao's favorite parts to see.

The little maid next to her is not bad, it's the boy face just now. The round face also has baby fat, and the nose is slightly upturned, which looks playful and cute.

"Sister, what's your name?"

"It's good for my sister to smile, you smile beautifully."

"My sister doesn't laugh, my brother will give you a smile!"

The little maid was about to cry......!

The guy with the long beard next to him was surprised when he heard Yun Hao's words. My God, I was one of my generations when I was young. Thinking about it, I don't know this kid, but I don't know which family is backward. was about to come forward to talk, but the song and dance had already ended. The dancers fell to their knees, their bodies undulating. Obviously, this dance greatly consumed their physical strength.

Just in the middle of a beautiful dancing girl, holding a fresh peach in her hand. You must know that this is the cold winter season, and fresh peaches can be regarded as a thing that can be encountered but not sought. I really don't know how I got this thing.

Yang Xiong took a group of descendants of the Yang family to Yang Su's case, and Yang Xiong held the fresh peach in both hands. "Congratulations on the 60th birthday of the ancestors, and the descendants of the Yang family wish the ancestors a long and blessed life!"

"Good, good! Reward! Yang Su smiled, like a Maitreya Buddha.

"Father, the moon is in the sky outside. Sit again, they are all my Great Sui elites, and the singing and dancing have already been sacrificed to fight the poems and texts to help the fun. Sitting under Yang Su is his son Yang Xuangan. Everyone knows what he means when he says this, obviously he just wants Yang Xiong, who is crowned with Luoyang's poems and writings, to show that there are successors to the Yang family.

Yang Su glanced at Yang Xuangan and nodded. "Alright! The sons and daughters all showed their skills, and the old man took this jade pendant as a reward. If someone comes out on top, the old man will give the jade pendant to whomever he wants. ”

As soon as the words fell, the young talents in the field were suddenly moved. The jade pendant of the Duke of Chu cannot be a vulgar thing in itself. Moreover, his added value has long exceeded the actual value of this thing. As long as you take it out, it is said that it is the jade pendant of the Duke of Chu Guogong, and no one will take a look at it.

"I'm coming!" As soon as Yang Su's words fell, Wu Yuanshuang stood up. He was ridiculed by Yun Hao today, and it was time to get back on the field. At this time, everyone's focus is here, even if they can't make the poems of Guangai Luoyang. As long as the rhyme is not too bad, it will leave some impression.

The calculation is very exquisite, and Wu Yuanshuang's appearance successfully attracted everyone's attention.

"Who is this?" Yang Xuangan originally wanted to let his children be in the limelight, but he didn't know where such a two hundred and fifty came out. I looked at it carefully, but I didn't recognize it, so I couldn't help asking.

"The son of the Jinyang Eagle Yang Mansion Team Zheng Samurai Tong!" Yang Xiong glanced at Wu Yuanshuang and replied.

"Eagle Yang Mansion team?" Yang Xuangan was very surprised, just how did this identity get in.

"The student of Mr. Li Gang, the young master of the crown prince!" Yang Xiong obviously saw Yang Xuan's dissatisfaction, and immediately added.

"Oh!" The son of the samurai Tong is not worthy to stand guard at the door, but Li Wenji's students come here to drink, so it is no problem. The most important thing is identity.

"Ahem! Jiazi is like a mountain again, and the spring and autumn are not old and virtuous. The year is full of blessings, and the children and grandchildren of Shouyi are happy. Wu Yuanshuang coughed lightly and began to chant. Before coming to Yang's Mansion, he had already typed the draft. The recitation is even more yin and yang, which adds a lot of color to this birthday poem.

"Good!" The crowd applauded, although the poem was not a good work. But it can also be regarded as a neat rhyme and battle, worthy of being a student of Li Wenji.

Yu Wenhui patted Wu Yuanshuang on the shoulder, very satisfied with the poetry of this little junior brother.

Yang Xuangan was stunned, but he didn't expect this kid to have some skills. was supposed to be the limelight of the children of the Yang family, but he was robbed of it for a while, and a look of displeasure suddenly appeared on his face. looked at the children of the Yang family, but saw them shrinking their heads one by one. At a glance, you can see that you don't dare to come out to show off when you have no goods in your belly. I can't help but get angry immediately!

"The former longevity is fifty years old, and I have been in the past ten years to wish the ancients. Although the sixtieth is still around, the fragrance surrounds the beam to welcome Changchun. As soon as the applause fell, Yang Xiong stood up. He didn't want to appear so soon, but he didn't expect that none of the descendants of the Yang family in Wu Yuanshuang's poems were right. In desperation, it can only be him who comes to the town, today's Yang Su's good day, the Yang family's limelight must not be overshadowed.

"Good!" The applause in this life is much greater than Wu Yuanshuang's. Although Wu Yuanshuang's poems rhyme, they are still inferior to Yang Xiong in terms of artistic conception.

"Good! Reward! Yang Su handed the jade pendant out as he spoke, not because of how well Yang Xiong's poems were done. It's that sentence of the sixtieth year, although it is still possible! Sixty years in the blink of a finger, if today is to let Lao Yang make a birthday wish. That must be that I want to live another 500 years.

"Slow!" As soon as Yang Su's hand was handed out, one person stood up.

"What's the best thing about the virtuous nephew?" Yang Su saw that it was Yuwen Hui, so he asked in surprise. I haven't heard how much this kid has grown in knowledge, if it is his brother Yu Wenshi, he can compete with Yang Xiong.

"Duke Chu has a big birthday, and his nephew is only a shallow learner and has no good works. But I heard that a genius boy recently came to the Mansion of Duke Chu, I don't know if this genius's masterpiece can take the jade pendant of Duke Chu into his arms! Yu Wenhui said, and pointed to Yun Hao's children's shoes who were pulling the maid's little hand and talking.

Immediately, all eyes looked at Yun Hao.