Chapter 166: I want to fly to the sky and talk to the immortals
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At noon, the spring sun is beautiful, the warm sun is slowly swaying, and the soft breeze is like a stream. The square in the western district of the market is crowded with people, waiting for the mall to open.
Many people are grinning and laughing, these days the nobles of the family are crazy to buy points, many people have made a small fortune, I have heard that Hou Ye is going to open a magical market, just with money to buy it.
In the crowd, countless little children are scurrying around, squeezing from here to there, and then from that side to this side, shouting and screaming with their teeth and claws, and playing is called a happy one.
They're waiting to open and grab the candy!
The sun was in the sky, the sky was high and the clouds were light, and there was a sudden whisper in front of the square, and someone said: "Come on, everyone, look, the one who walks in the front is His Majesty, followed by our Jingyang Marquis, oops, there are still many ministers of state......"
Li Shimin walked in a tiger step, Han Yue Shi Ran followed closely, and then there were some opening guests he specially invited. Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, eldest grandson Wuji, Cheng Biting Jin, Wei Chi Jingde...... But all the people who could be listed in the imperial court and were not from a family were all pulled over by Han Yue.
In this era, there is no super shopping mall, and there is no allusion to the opening of the ribbon, Han Yue has the intention to make the whole event shocking, so he has prepared a lot of strange means.
For example, the rostrum specially built for the opening ribbon cutting is one zhang high and wide enough to run horses, and this rostrum alone cost 2,000 yuan.
"Your Majesty!" Han Yue held a pair of delicate scissors in his hand, and carefully handed it to Li Shimin: "The day is noon, and the auspicious time has arrived. ”
"The stinky boy doesn't want to serve the country loyally, and he does some fancy things all day long!" Li Shimin scolded with a smile, his eyes fell on the scissors handed over by Han Yue, and the golden light in his eyes was dazzling, the emperor was stunned for a moment, and gasped and said, "Made of gold?" ”
Han Yue smiled and said, "Your Majesty is the Holy Monarch of the Son of Heaven, please come forward to cut the ribbon, how can you use ordinary things." As he spoke, he waved to the side, and a group of fair women suddenly walked up behind the rostrum, each holding a small red silk plate, and each of them placed a pair of silver scissors.
"Ministers, take a handful too!" Han Yuechong arched his hand and explained: "Wait for the ribbon cutting Your Majesty to be in the center, you, the bigwigs of the three provinces and six departments, will separate the two sides, and everyone will unfold the scissors together to help cut out a prosperous future." The so-called ribbon-cutting, seeking is a color head, this color head is contemptible to stay, the scissors used in the ribbon cutting will be given to everyone! ”
The ministers looked at each other, and Fang Xuanling smiled and said: "Jingyang Hou's opening ceremony is interesting, cut a red cloth silk to earn a pair of silver scissors, the old man has just been cheated by you for five hundred yuan, but this silver scissors are disrespectful." ”
Li Shimin scolded with a smile: "I am gold scissors, the ministers are silver scissors, the stinky boy is so big, this ribbon cutting alone will not come down without two thousand runs, if you let the queen know that you are such a loser, be careful that she twists your ears into twists." ”
Han Yue smiled and lowered his voice: "Your Majesty, you will definitely not tell the truth, right?" It's our men's business......"
Li Shimin snorted and said meaningfully: "Naturally, I won't tell the truth!" But you're out of luck with the stinky boy, see who's over there? The emperor said with a movement of his fingers, pointing slightly in a certain direction under the stage.
Han Yue subconsciously looked at it, and shivered.
But I saw a graceful and luxurious woman standing not far from the rostrum, but it was not the eldest grandson who was holding her little son. Looking at her thin and angry face, it is estimated that she will definitely not be pleased.
"Your Majesty! For the sake of the golden scissors, you'll have to help the minister anyway! This pair of scissors is full of nine taels and nine dollars of gold, ninety-five supreme, how much respect you are......"
Li Shimin smiled shamefully: "Don't pretend to be pitiful there, I only promise to help you cut the ribbon, and I don't have to ask about other things." If the queen wants to beat you, I will only applaud, and will never help you intercede. ”
Han Yue was choked a lot, and he really wanted to say that you return the golden scissors to me, but after saying this, it is estimated that Li Shimin will turn his face, and then the emperor and the empress will join hands to give him a mixed doubles, and the scene is unimaginable.
"Your Majesty, ladies and gentlemen, the auspicious time has come, let's cut the ribbon!" He barely smiled and picked up a pair of silver scissors himself.
The two hostesses pulled up a long red satin, Li Shimin lived in the middle, the ministers were distributed on both sides, and the master of ceremonies shouted next to him, 'The opening is auspicious, please come out of the scissors', the emperor and others all sent the scissors forward, and the red silk was cut into more than a dozen sections.
A black-faced man took the silver scissors into his arms, grinned and said: "Jingyang Hou, the silver scissors for cutting the ribbon are given to us as a souvenir, will the two chicks who pull the red silk be sent?" ”
Han Yue's face was stunned, and he looked at the black-faced man stupidly, only to find that it was Chi Jingde, a famous old black lieutenant in the Tang Dynasty. Han Yue smiled, very good, we don't dare to mess with other big guys, Lao Hei, your son can be an errand under our hands. He jumped to his feet and shouted: "No, girl, do you want it, your waist is thicker than a bucket, and your face is full of pockmarks, which is just right for you, a shameless black country......"
Yu Chi Jingde was stunned for a moment, and Cheng Yanjin and others next to him laughed wildly, and even Li Shimin burst out laughing.
At this moment, the master of ceremonies next to the rostrum asked respectfully: "Master Hou, the ribbon cutting has been completed, is it time to fire the salute!" ”
Han Yue sighed angrily: "Ming, fierce sound, twenty-four rings for me to change to thirty-six rings, this Hou Ye is going to blast the bad luck on his body today." ”
The master of ceremonies rolled his eyes, he knew that this was Han Yue's angry words, and walked down to inform Ming Li.
Twenty-four cannons sounded, implying the twenty-four solar terms of spring, summer, autumn and winter, the cannon roared and shook the sky, and the square cheered. Han Yue suddenly took out a small flag from his arms, handed it to Li Shimin with a mysterious face, and said, "Your Majesty, please wave this flag!" ”
"What are you doing weirdly?" Li Shimin looked at him suspiciously, stretched out his hand to take the small flag and inspected it for a long time, and found that there was nothing unusual, so he waved it lightly at the sky.
With the emperor's wave, an earth-shaking exclamation suddenly sounded in the square. But I saw hundreds of huge colorful balloons slowly rising into the air, a banner hanging below, and a salute exploded out of thin air, and countless fireworks fluttered down. Thousands of soldiers suddenly rushed with large frames, struggling to grab candy and throw it into the square.
"Oooh, oh, grab the candy......" The little kids were excited, chasing after the soldiers and constantly coaxing the candy, and even many adults joined in.
Li Shimin's face was shocked, his eyes stared straight at the colored balls in the sky, and he said in a trembling voice: "Boy, what is that?" ”
Han Yue thought that he was asking about the banner under the color ball, and said with a smile: "This is a propaganda slogan, Your Majesty, look at that, the sky is high and the sea is wide and the sea is wide, and there is plenty of food and clothing Xie Longen." This is a sentence pondered by the minister himself, which means that the people's lives are getting richer and richer, and everyone is thanking you for agreeing to open a mutual market. ”
"I'm not asking about banners, I'm asking about colored balls hanging banners!" Li Shimin snorted lightly and interrupted Han Yue: "Quickly speaking, what is it made of?" Today's breeze is gentle, even paper kites are difficult to blow, why can your colored balls fly? ”
It turned out to be asking this!
Han Yue laughed and explained, "Your Majesty, this is a thing that the minister just invented, and the name is called a hydrogen balloon. It can be lifted into the air not by strong winds, but by buoyancy in the air. ”
Li Shimin doesn't understand what air buoyancy is, and he doesn't want to care about what air buoyancy is. The emperor took a fancy to the matter of flying to the sky, he suddenly grabbed Han Yue and asked eagerly, "Boy, this thing may be carrying people?" ”
"Manded?" Han Yue was stunned for a moment, seeing that the emperor's eyes were burning, and his eyes were full of longing, Han Yue pondered for a while, and said with some uncertainty: "If you want to carry people, I'm afraid the hydrogen balloon won't work, but the minister can try to make a hot air balloon, that thing is big and fierce enough, and it should be okay to carry people." ”
"Hahaha!" Li Shimin looked up to the sky and laughed wildly, pointed to the sky and said: "Dapeng rode the wind one day, soared up to 90,000 miles, I have had the dream of flying since I was a child, and I didn't expect that today I would finally become a ......."
He suddenly suppressed his laughter and shouted to Han Yue: "Boy, I will give you a month to make that hot air balloon." I want to fly into the sky and talk about the world with the gods! ”
"Pull it down!" Han Yue quietly rolled his eyes, and said secretly in his heart: "There are no gods in the sky except water vapor, if the hot air balloon is not well controlled and flies too high, a bad one can even freeze people to death, we don't want to be charged with a conspiracy to kill the king." ”
It's a pity that I can't tell the emperor for the time being, Li Shimin is on the rise, if you tell him the truth now, maybe you will turn your face immediately.
At this moment, a person next to him suddenly muttered: "Jingyang Hou, can you make this hot air balloon in large quantities?" The old man suddenly thought of a possibility, if we use hot air balloons to carry soldiers to the sky and shoot arrows from the enemy's head to attack, who else in this world can stop my Datang's soldiers......"
Han Yue was suddenly stupid!
Who is this?
Hot air balloons carrying soldiers can be figured out in the sky, this is completely the idea of building an air force!
With such a strategic vision and such a magical brain, Han Yue really wanted to ask if this buddy had also crossed over from the afterlife.
He turned his eyes to see who was talking, and then he realized that it was an acquaintance, and it was this product that chased him to ask questions about the east and west in the big tent of the Chinese army on the bank of Weishui. This person was officially named the chief of the march, the title of British Zhenwu Duke, a well-known war ghost talent of the Sui and Tang dynasties, and the only magical person in the army who can be compared with Li Jing, his name is Li Tao.
"Jingyang Hou, answer the old man's words!" Li Tao slowly stepped forward and said with an urgent expression: "Can this hot air balloon be made in large quantities?" How many people can be carried at one time? Can the direction and altitude of its flight be controlled by humans? ”
I asked three questions in a row, and every sentence was on the point.
Han Yue sighed helplessly, and replied stubbornly: "It's all right!" ”