How dare he? In broad daylight, Lao Tzu wanted to see what you were going to do, thinking of this, Shangguan Feng turned around and walked over to the man, it was a Caucasian man, about 40 years old, just looked at the person a few times Shangguan Feng and recognized it, this person was actually the bearded man he met in Tibet, but now he shaved off most of the beard on his mouth, only the upper lip was left. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

When the man saw Shangguan Feng staring at him, he smiled and stretched out his hand and said, "My name is Smith, Will Smith, and I'm glad to see you again." ”

Seeing that it was him Shangguan Feng who was angry at the time, he was thinking about how to get angry when he saw him stretch out a hand, and immediately spat at that hand without thinking about it, the bearded Smith obviously didn't expect him to come to this hand, and stood for a long time before taking out a handkerchief and wiping it and said: "Isn't your China a country of etiquette, how can you do this?" ”

Shangguan Feng snorted and said: "The state of etiquette is right, but it depends on who you are, there is a famous saying in our country, which has been made up into a song, called a friend who comes with good wine, and a jackal who comes with a shotgun, you are lucky, I don't have that thing at hand, otherwise a shot will blow up your big head." ”

The bearded Smith smiled bitterly: "I really didn't expect you to have such rules, let's stop arguing here, how about going with me?" ”

Shangguan Feng snorted again and said, "Let me go with you?" Tell you, Lao Tzu is now a belly of fire nowhere to pour, you dead foreigner can be regarded as a guest, and there are so many people on the street, Lao Tzu doesn't want to embarrass you, otherwise he would have carried a brick to drive you here, tell you, don't me around, otherwise Lao Tzu can't help but be angry, you can find a doctor. ”

The bearded man smiled and said, "What a big temper, if you don't go with me, why don't we do this, how about finding a place to talk?" There are a lot of restaurants on this street, you can choose at will, how about I invite you to dinner as a companion? ”

Shangguan Feng said angrily: "You don't have to talk to me, Lao Tzu still has something to do, I don't have time to talk to you." ”

Seeing that Shangguan Feng turned around to leave, Smith hurriedly followed and said, "Since you are in a hurry, then you won't eat, I'll accompany you for a while, and it just so happens that you can also tell me what happened to you that day under the Jiudaoliang Cliff." ”

I knew that this bearded Smith would ask this, but how could I tell him? Isn't it all a mess? Thinking of this, Shangguan Feng pulled his old face down, put on a foolish posture, rolled his eyes, and said, "Under what cliff, where are the nine beams?" What the hell? Why don't I understand what you're talking about? ”

Smith's face turned white with anger, and he took a deep breath and said, "Okay, if you can't remember, I'll remind you a few words, I'm going to pull you on the plane before the avalanche at the peak, do you remember?" And on the nine beam cliffs, there was a person who held you up and jumped down, do you remember? I don't ask you anything else, I just want to know how you survived, our people checked you after coming down the cliff, you were dead then, and now you are standing here unhurt and painless, what the hell is going on? Also, it only took you a short time to get here from Tibet, I don't think it would be more than two hours, so what's going on? ”

I don't know how to answer these two questions? Anyway, I'm going to play tricks, so let's just play with him to the end, he rolled his eyelids and said, "What's going on, do you still need to ask?" My family's Turtle Breath Dafa is the most profound kung fu, do you understand kung fu? It's the one Bruce Lee practiced, my kung fu doesn't say falling off that cliff, even if I fall from space, I can't die, on the surface I am injured, and I don't gasp anymore, but as long as I rest for a while, I will immediately return to the original state. ”

These words stunned the bearded Smith, and then said with a wry smile: "Don't tease me, I know that Chinese kung fu is very powerful, but what you said is really outrageous, how can there be such a thing, since you don't want to talk about this, then tell me how you came back." ”

Shangguan Feng was turning around to leave at this time, and when he saw that he actually put his hand on his shoulder, he couldn't help but shake his shoulder and said angrily: "You take your hand away, it's disgusting to hook up with the old man." ”

The bearded Smith seemed to be planning to fight Shangguan Feng to the end, and followed him endlessly, and finally Shangguan Feng became anxious, pointed to the bearded man and said: "Who are you, come and ask me, this is China, what right do you have to let me answer your words?" Want to spy on intelligence? If our Chinese government asks you to ask me, you will let the Chinese come, and if your US government asks, then you will do all the legal procedures, bring any documents and so on, and then go and talk to my lawyer. ”

After that, he turned his head and walked back to the bearded man and said, "Don't follow me anymore, if you follow me again, I'll call 110 to arrest you." ”

The bearded man shrugged his shoulders with a wry smile and said, "Why are you like a mad dog?" I don't have any ill intentions, okay, then I won't ask this time, there are still some things to deal with in Tibet, and I will look for you when I come back, this is my business card, if you figure it out, hang up the phone for me. ”

Good boy, dare to say that he is like a mad dog, seeing him hand over the business card, Shangguan Feng just wanted to spit again, but saw that the letters of the CIA were printed on it, and when he saw this, he didn't pick up the business card, so he grabbed Smith's neck and shouted: "Catch the spies, catch the American spies." ”

It didn't matter if he shouted, the 100 people on the road were immediately alarmed by his sentence of catching a spy, and they all gathered around and said, "Spy? This foreigner is a spy? ”

Shangguan Feng grabbed Smith's neck and said, "Everyone, take a look, what is printed on this business card, do you understand English?" ”

At this time, several young men from Wuda squeezed out of the crowd and said, "I understand, you let me see." ”

After looking at the business card, one of the young men laughed strangely: "Okay, CIA, what are you doing here?" Spying on intelligence? Okay, let's be heroes this time. ”

The lads rushed forward and pressed Smith to the ground, and one of them shouted, "Whoever has a rope, lend me one, yes, the thicker the better." ”

Although Smith's eyes were burning with anger at this time, he didn't dare to earn it, but said in a not very neat Chinese dialect: "I'm not a spy, I came here with the permission of your country, you let me go, let me make a phone call and you will understand." ”

Shangguan Feng stuffed the business card into Smith's pocket while the thief scolded with a smile: "Don't fart, the eyes of the masses are bright, and the vast sea of the people is even more unfathomable, you are waiting to be punished as you deserve." After saying that, he slipped out of the crowd while he was in chaos.

Comfortable, happy, it's really angry now, although the two ice creams have turned into water, but Shangguan Feng still thinks that this loss is nothing, it's a big deal to go back and get the refrigerator to freeze for a while, won't it become a tuo again, but I don't know what the taste will become.

When he was about to get home, he suddenly remembered, what happened to Ma Shan and Tian Lidong? That Smith must have known, why didn't he bother to ask just now, and now go back to him? I'm afraid that he will be dragged to the public security bureau a long time ago, didn't he say that he would come to find himself, then ask again then.

When he took the two frozen ones to the rain, he saw that she only took one bite and frowned, so he had to make up nonsense and say that the person who usually makes ice cream is resting today, so the taste is different this time, this rain is really easy to deceive, and somehow he actually believed it, but said that he would eat it again tomorrow and hold the book motionless.