Chapter 86: Fan Wencheng's Public Toilet
The emperor and the empress dowager had not yet gone to court, and the Manchu and Han ministers standing on both sides of the Taihe Gate were talking about each other.
The massacre of the whole city caused a sensation in the capital, except for Fan Wencheng's family, who was blocked by the angry banner people, all the civil and military officials in the capital arrived, even Tuhai and Shi Lang, who were ordered to be idle in the capital and had nothing to do.
Sony, Sukh Saha, and Kupilon, the three ministers who took care of their lives, the old minister Hashtun, the Manchu ministers Turtai, Tong Guogang, Kachuha, Mulima, Tong Guowei and Nalan Mingzhu stood together and exchanged ears, although Tuhai, who was idle in the capital, also came to Taihemen to go to court, but those Manchu ministers put Tuhai aside as if it were air. On the other side, Han ministers such as Huang Ji, Fu Yichuan, Gong Dingyu, Huang Xigon, Wang Xi, Yang Guangxian, and Wu Mingxuan stood together.
And the other group of people standing behind is the team of Brother Gongzi, including Dong E, Wu Yingxiong, Geng Jingzhong, Suo Etu, Oro Dai, Hong Shiming, Nuo Min and other Manchu and Han Gongzi brothers.
"The emperor has arrived!" There was a long shout from inside.
The ministers of the Manchu and Han Dynasty knelt on the ground one after another, and shouted in their mouths: "The ministers (slaves) respectfully invite the emperor Lafayette Sheng'an!" ”
The Qing Dynasty didn't shout "Long live my emperor", and some garbage TV dramas were too misleading!
Kangxi sat in the middle, the Empress Dowager sat in the back, and two rows of Manchu ministers stood below.
Bumu Butai first talked to the three ministers about other things, such as the taxation of Huguang in Jiangnan, the training of the new army in Huguang and Anqing, and then several ministers who had something to do took turns to play. After these "little things" were dealt with, Bu Mu Butai looked around and asked, "Why didn't Fan Aiqing come today?" ”
Ning Wan stood up and played: "Back to Lafayette, Lord Fan was blocked in the mansion by the flag man and couldn't go out. ”
"Is there such a thing? You're not going to call Admiral Nine Gates to help? Let him bring troops to make trouble around the anus! Bu Mu Butai said like a good man.
Today, in the last dynasty, other things are secondary, the most important thing is about the massacre of Ningbo City, this matter has been known to the whole capital, and it is difficult for the court to calm down the angry bannermen if they do not come up with a little way to deal with it. No, even Fan Wencheng was blocked in the house and couldn't go out.
But what I didn't expect was that the first person to play for this matter was Wu Yingxiong.
Wu Yingxiong stood up and played: "Your Majesty, Lafayette, Ningbo was slaughtered all over the city, and so many flag people died, the Fan family must be responsible for this matter!" And Haikou has already issued a warning, but Fan Chengmo insists on going his own way, can the emperor know why? ”
"Why?" Kangxi asked.
Wu Yingxiong replied: "Back to the emperor, didn't Haikou send a letter to the world?" Fan Chengmo was included in the list of Haikou must be killed, and he knew that he would definitely die, so he pulled the people of the city flag to accompany him to the funeral! This person's heart is dark, in the opinion of Wei Chen, Fan Wencheng's discipline is not strict, so he caused such a catastrophe, and he should be beheaded for the crime! ”
Originally, the Ningbo banner people were slaughtered, and they had nothing to do with Wu Yingxiong. But last night, Princess Jianning cried all night, and Wu Yingxiong was annoyed by crying, so he had to agree to come down and be the first to play, and Fan Wencheng must be severely punished. Although it was said that it was the pirates who slaughtered the city, it was a matter of worship to exterminate the pirates, and it was Fan Chengmo who led to the pirates slaughtering the city. Fan Chengmo is dead, and the emperor and the empress dowager have no way to punish Haikou, so they can only take Fan Wencheng out of anger.
Wang Xi, a Qing official who has always been honest and loves the people, also stood up: "Your Majesty, Lafayette, Fan Chengmo took the people as hostages, and the people of Ningbo are also the people of my Qing Dynasty!" This person doesn't care about the life and death of the people, and he doesn't care about the life and death of the people in the city! Although Fan Chengmo is dead, the son is not the godfather's fault, and Fan Wencheng must be severely punished! ”
Geng Jingzhong, Nuo Min and others also stood up: "Yes, Fan Wencheng should be killed!" ”
There are two people who take the lead, many people have fallen into the ground, one has lost its effect on the imperial court, Fan Wencheng can't make any waves anyway, the wall is down and everyone pushes it, whether it is Manchen or Hanchen, they are all waiting to see what Fan Wencheng will do.
Who knew that Tong Guogang played: "Your Majesty, the slave thinks that Fan Wencheng should not be killed!" ”
"Why shouldn't you be killed?" Kangxi asked.
Tong Guogang said: "Your Majesty, it's not Fan Chengmo who killed people, it's Ming Dog!" Fan Gongzi took the barbarian people as hostages, and he also wanted to defend Ningbo City, although there was something wrong with this move, but the original intention was good. It's just that Fan Gongzi underestimated Wang Rei's ruthlessness, thinking that Wang Rei didn't dare to attack the city, who knew that this Wang Rei not only bombarded the people with cannons, but also slaughtered the people of the city, how could the crimes committed by Ming Dog be blamed on the Fan family? ”
"Uncle Guo, now that the bannermen of the capital are gathering outside the palace, I hope that the imperial court can solve this matter, so how can you calm the anger of the bannermen?" Bamburshan stepped forward and said.
"I still want to ask you this question!" Tong Guogang sneered and pointed the finger at Ban Bushan, who belonged to the Aobai system, "It is a matter of a few of you to exterminate the Haikou bandits, how many manpower and material resources have the imperial court spent to destroy the Jiangnan bandits!" But the pirates are getting stronger and stronger, and they are fighting more and more! Now that the Haikou has slaughtered the whole city, if you want to hold the ministers of the court responsible, I'm afraid that Grandpa Guo and Lord Ao Shaobao will not be able to get out of it, right? ”
Bamburshan said angrily: "Haikou has excellent firearms, and my banner people are not good at fighting in the Jiangnan Yan Hot Water Network area, what does it matter to us if Jiangnan loses?" Lord Ao is appointing capable ministers and forming a new army! When the new army is trained, it is the day when the pirate thieves are awarded! ”
Kangxi was young after all, and he was stunned to watch his uncle quarrel with his distant cousin, at this time he was young after all, and he didn't know how to deal with this matter.
It was Bumu Butai who stopped the two who were arguing: "Don't quarrel!" The two courtiers quarreled endlessly, did they take the mourning family in their eyes? Do you know how the previous dynasty perished? It's just that the minister quarrels all day long, and he can't do something practical, he only grinds his mouth all day long! ”
Bambulshan and Tong Guogang stopped arguing, knelt on the ground and bowed: "The Empress Dowager Lafayette forgives your sins!" ”
Bu Mu Butai said: "How to decide this matter, the mourning family has its own measure!" Alright, go down first! There is a book to play, and there is nothing to retreat! ”
"It's a big deal!" A eunuch outside ran in panting, "Emperor Lafayette, something is wrong!" Someone's killed! Someone's killed! Master Fan drove the crane west! ”
"Fan Wencheng is dead?" The civil and military officials in the city were stunned.
Bumu Butai and Su Malagu, who was standing behind him, showed an imperceptible smile on the corner of his mouth: It's done! This Fan Wencheng is really a loyal and good minion who knows how to deal with this matter! He just had a casual conversation with someone last night, and he knew how to do it. Fan Wencheng is so old, he is almost seventy years old, and if he dies at this time, he can be regarded as having lived enough, and if he dies, he can save the entire Fan family, and he can also calm the anger of the banner people, so that Bumu Butai will not have such a headache, this is a triple win.
"Since Fan Aiqing has suffered misfortune, then this matter will end here." Bumu Butai stood up and said.
"There is a book to play, nothing to retreat!" A eunuch shouted in a shrill voice that was neither male nor female.
Fan Wencheng committed suicide this morning. Last night, Aunt Su Mala asked a confidant palace maid to talk to him, and Fan Wencheng committed suicide in the morning.
Two hours ago, before dawn, Fan Wencheng got up early in the morning, got up and washed, and deliberately tidied up his gray beard and braids, changed into court clothes, put on an official hat, and walked into the study neatly.
Looking at the poisonous wine on the table, Fan Wencheng was full of emotion: "Your Majesty, Lafayette, when the old minister was fortunate to be appreciated by Emperor Taizong (Huang Taiji), the old minister had nothing to repay, but to make contributions to the Qing Dynasty and make great contributions." Now that the old minister is old, it's time to go to see the first emperor! ”
But when Fan Wencheng picked up the poisonous wine, his hands trembled, and he didn't have the courage to pour the poisonous wine into his mouth.
"I didn't expect that this person would have to die, and he would have great courage!" Fan Wencheng sighed again. Ever since Su Malagu's henchman and palace maid talked to him, Fan Wencheng knew that he had to die in order to keep the glory and wealth of the Fan family, which was the best way to repay the court.
As for how to die, Fan Wencheng thought of several ways:
Draw your sword and kill yourself? He is so greedy for life and afraid of death, I am afraid that he does not have the courage to wipe his neck.
Suicide by throwing yourself into the water? It's such a cold day, the water is too cold.
Cantilever? It doesn't taste good to hang up.
Hunger strike? What a pain to endure! The hunger strike is in the back, and I don't know what kind of torture.
Biting your tongue and killing yourself? Don't think about it, you don't have the courage to draw your sword and kill yourself, how can you bite your tongue and kill yourself.
In the end, Fan Wencheng chose the easiest way and used a glass of poisoned wine to solve himself. But at the moment when he really wanted to drink the poisonous wine, Fan Wencheng's hands trembled again, and he really couldn't drink this cup of poisonous wine.
"Ah Fu, look at the flag people and wrappers outside." Fan Wencheng called his housekeeper.
The butler answered and arrived at the gate of the house. After a while, the housekeeper turned back and reported: "If you go back to the master, the flag people and Baoyi outside are still guarding, and the people from the Fan Mansion outside can't go in and out casually." ”
Fan Wencheng sighed: "That's it, for the sake of the descendants of the Fan family, the old man still drank this cup of poison bar!" ”
After speaking, Fan Wencheng took the poison plan and drank it all. As soon as he drank the poisonous wine, Fan Wencheng felt a cramping pain in his stomach, cold sweat broke out all over his body, and under the severe pain, he gradually lost consciousness.
"Sir!"
"Daddy!"
A howling cry rang out in Fan's house.
Fan Wencheng died, but those bannermen and Baoyi still didn't want to let Fan Mansion go like this, and still surrounded Fan Mansion and refused to leave. It wasn't until the holy decree in the palace came down that the bannermen and wrappers who blocked the Fan Mansion saw the holy decree before leaving. Anyway, Fan Wencheng is dead, and it is not interesting for these bannermen and Baoyi to continue to make trouble, since the holy decree has arrived, they will also go down the steps and no longer besiege Fan's mansion.
Later, the people of Fanfu held a funeral, but because of the bad influence of the slaughter of the city, few people in the Manchu Dynasty dared to come to mourn.
Fan Wencheng was buried in Hongluo Mountain, Huairou. In order to build this tomb, the Fan family spent a lot of silver, and also put a large number of burial goods in the tomb. After last year, in order to commend Fan Wencheng's contribution to the Qing Dynasty, Kang Mazi personally wrote the words "Yuanfu Gaofeng", which made people erect a monument to Fan Wencheng.
A few years later, when the Qiongzhou army invaded the city of Beijing, Fan Wencheng's tomb was dug up, Fan Wencheng's bones were broken and scattered, and the ashes were scattered into the dung pit.
Later, someone built a public toilet on the tomb of Fan Wencheng, which was dug to the point that only a large pit remained, and Fan Wencheng's tomb has since become a manure tank. That's not all, there are also people who have erected a kneeling statue of Fan Wencheng on the edge of the manure tank. In the public toilet, there is a profile of Fan Wencheng, introducing his sinful life. In the public toilet, Fan Wencheng's face is painted on each squatting pit. People were unleashing their hands in public toilets, and as soon as they flushed the water, feces and urine just entered Fan Wencheng's mouth.
At the door of the public toilet, someone is charging: "Welcome to Fan Wencheng public toilet to relieve yourself!" You can learn about the life of this traitor, and you can humiliate this big traitor to your heart's content here! ”
Pham Van Cheng public toilet business is very good, although the toilet fee is quite high, and it costs several copper plates to enter once, but it does not affect the enthusiasm of tourists. This is a scenic area, there are many people who come to play every day, and more people come here just to pull a soak of in Fan Wencheng's public toilet.
More than 300 years later, Fan Wencheng's public toilet has also been modernized, and the fecal suction ports of all fecal pumping trucks have been made into the appearance of Fan Wencheng's head, and the cleaners drive the fecal pumping trucks, and as soon as they press the button, Fan Wencheng's mouth will suck feces out of the manure tank. In the public toilet, a film exposing Fan Wencheng's criminal life is also played on a loop.
Of course, that's all for later.
Fan Wencheng died, ending his life of sin. Those bannermen who had relatives and friends who died in the south couldn't find a place to vent their anger for a while, and it was not a way to besiege the Fan family, after all, Fan Wencheng was dead.
The bannermen shouted for revenge, but they themselves had no way to take revenge, so they could only hope that Huguang's new army would be trained. At this time, Huguang's new army was still in training, and according to Aobai's requirements, a part of the new army was to be dragged to Zhejiang to compete with the Ming army. According to Zhou Peigong's statement, the new army has a high degree of weaponization and well-trained soldiers, and as long as the new army is put into the battlefield, it will inevitably be overwhelmed.
When the news of Fan Wencheng's death came to the south, Qian Qianyi was overjoyed when he heard the news. When Qian Qianyi heard that Fan Wencheng was choosing to die, because the weather was too cold and the water in the canal was too cold, Fan Wencheng did not dare to commit suicide by throwing himself into the water. Hearing the news, Qian Qianyi laughed: "Hahaha! The old man thought that only people would remember that the old man's water was too cold, but he didn't expect that the Fan University of Tartar would also be too cold! ”
"Old man, what is worthy of glory in such a past!" Liu snorted.
Qian Qianyi said with a smile: "You should be grateful to the old man for not dying back then, and you pulled the lady up from the water." Otherwise, where would we have a daughter to marry the king of Nanhai now? But then again, he should be more grateful to us! ”
For several days in a row, Qian Qianyi couldn't stop laughing. But happy and sad, the elderly Qian Qianyi actually died laughing to death!
A few days later, the news of Qian Qianyi's death with laughter reached Wang Xinyu's ears, and Wang Xinyu was depressed: "Seeing that Miss Qian is like a flower and jade, but she can't do it, my heart is itchy, it's okay now, I have to wait for three more years!" (To be continued.) )