Chapter 410: You're a little stupid

In the evening of the same day, the sun set.

The bonfire outside the dilapidated Niujia Village rose, and the soldiers set up a large iron pot, and then stabbed the bags of grain directly with a knife, picked them up and poured them into the pot.

Eating in the army is so unparticular, adding water to the pot, pouring it full of grain, and then boiling it over a high fire to turn it into porridge, which is a meal that fills the stomach.

Although it is so simple and improvised, no one complains, in this era, it is good to be able to eat a full meal, and the folk bran vegetables are half a year of food, and it is a good year if people do not die of hunger.

The cauldron was steaming hot, and some ordinary people looked at the cauldron with envy on their faces, twitching their noses from time to time, and there was saliva in their mouths.

There was a small river not far from the camp, and a group of warriors with knives skinned the meat of their prey, then washed it by the river, and then threw it to the men waiting in line to take it to barbecue.

The barbecue in the army is also very simple, take a stick to string the prey, and then put it on the fire rack, so that it keeps rolling and turning, and slowly the aroma of meat overflows.

This time they went into the mountains to search and rescue the people, and the soldiers swept the northern foot of the Qinling Mountains by the way, and the result was that the mountains and forests were almost looted and emptied, and the prey was fought by thousands.

The corpses of jackals, tigers and leopards were piled up on the ground next to the river, like a small mountain.

The people of Niujia Village were quietly swallowing their saliva again, their eyes peeking at the cauldron of cooking porridge from time to time, and then at the barbecue game.

"Oh oh, oh, I'm going to eat meat tonight...... a dozen bare-chested babies ran around happily, the children were simple-minded, and when they came back from the mountains, they found that the soldiers were kind and kind, and they forgot about their fears after only half a day's work.

At this time, Han Yue was sitting cross-legged on the edge of a big stone to enjoy the shade, the general under his command and a few elders of Niujia Village were chatting with him, and a few bare-chested little dolls ran past everyone laughing happily, Han Yue suddenly laughed, and grabbed a little doll in his hand.

He raised his slap and twitched the little doll's round buttocks, pretending to be fierce: "Little melon, shout uncle to listen, otherwise I will beat your ass and balls." ”

The bare-cheeked doll was not afraid at all, twisted around in his hand, and suddenly made a grimace and giggled: "You are not a bad person, you are not a bad person......"

Children's intuition is the most sensitive, and they can detect good people and bad people.

"You little melon!" Han Yue laughed and scolded, slapped the doll's ass again, suddenly flicked his chick, let go of his hand and said, "Don't run around at night, be careful if you fall and cry out in pain." ”

As he spoke, he took out a handful of copper coins from his arms, and then stuffed them into the baby's belly pocket at will, clapped his hands and shouted: "Melon cowardice!" ”

"I'm not a coward, I'm a man in the family!" The bare-cheeked doll grimaced again, and the chick under the crotch flicked away and ran away, calling from time to time in her mouth, shouting 'eat meat, eat meat'.

Two women in the distance stopped the little baby, carefully rummaged for copper coins in his belly pocket, the woman's hands trembled, and the other woman was full of envy, surprised and happy: "The noble man gave so much, half the money, sister-in-law, you can send it, you don't need to eat bran in the second half of the year......"

The woman nodded again and again, and was about to put away the copper coin, and whispered in her mouth: "Mayor Niu said that the noble man is the prince, and it turns out that the prince is so rich." ”

One of these two women is the mother of the bare doll, and the other is the aunt of the bare doll, the two were originally helping the guys cook, and they caught a glimpse of their child being caught by Han Yue, and they were terrified at first, but the guy next to him smiled and comforted them: "Your good luck is coming, our prince likes children the most, and I am afraid that I will give some reward if I hold it in my hand......"

The two women were a little unconvinced, but they really saw that Han Yue took out the money and put it in the belly pocket of the little baby, and they didn't care about helping to cook, so they waited here for the child to come over.

The child's mother put the money away, but the child's aunt was full of envy, swallowed and said: "The prince is really generous, but it's a pity that my Niuniu was not caught......"

Before the word 'live' could be finished, the woman suddenly stopped in surprise, pointed to the distance and said happily: "Catch it, the prince has caught my girl!" ”

As he spoke, his voice trembled a little.

A guy next to him laughed and said: "Congratulations, the prince likes male babies to be naughty, but he prefers female babies to be cute, and your little girl is afraid that she will receive more rewards......"

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The two women were eager and nervous, and their eyes did not turn to look into the distance.

But seeing Han Yue sitting cross-legged next to the boulder, reaching out to grab a five or six-year-old girl, he smiled warmly: "Why are you a little girl with this ass, aren't you afraid of shame?" ”

The little girl put her finger in her mouth and bit it, and suddenly giggled for a long time, and said sweetly: "My family is very poor, and my mother wants to make clothes for my brother!" ”

Han Yue was stunned, threw the little girl on his back, bent over to play with her, but asked, "Then are you angry, your brother has clothes to wear, but you don't have clothes to wear?" ”

The little girl was riding on his back and having fun, pulling Han Yue's hair with both hands and giggling: "Niuniu is not angry, the grandfather in the village said that when I grow up to eight or nine years old, my mother will cut her clothes for me even if she is poor, and then I can wear clothes......"

"Eight or nine years old to get dressed?" Han Yue was stunned again.

The old man of Niu Village next to him sighed lightly, and said with shame: "Don't be angry, the prince is also out of helplessness, the people are poor and have no clothes, so the child can only cover his body with a belly pocket, but the girl is a girl after all, once she grows to eight or nine years old, even if she is poor, she has to buy a set of clothes!" ”

"I ...... out of this dress" Han Yue carefully took the girl off his back, and turned to Ada and the others: "This king doesn't have much money in his pocket, so I asked you to borrow a little envoy this time." ”

Hearing this, Ada nodded, and hurriedly took out the money bag from his arms and respectfully gave it away.

Han Yue took it and looked at it, and said with a smile: "You guy is rich now, the money bag is full of broken silver!" ”

Ada lowered his head and coughed dryly, and said cautiously: "The leader of the clan is under his command, and the Wild Wolf Guard has just gained a foothold in Datang, so I have to build more favors for the clan." But the people are not familiar with the place, and the subordinates can only visit others with a quiet face, those ministers are very good at talking, but their porters are not easy to deal with, and in order to enter the door smoothly, they must bring some money and money to guard. ”

Han Yue said 'um', he didn't blame Ada for visiting the nobles of Chang'an, he just smiled lightly: "Hades is good, the little ghost is difficult, you use broken silver to open the way, it should be able to smooth a little." ”

Ada held his head high and said loudly: "Back to the prince, those princes and ministers want to give you a little more face, but if there is a visit under your command, they will definitely return the gift." ”

"People value your military power, not all my face!" Han Yue laughed, and said lightly: "The Wild Wolf Guard has 100,000 iron horsemen, and your Ada General is a big man in their eyes......"

Ada hurriedly knelt down and said solemnly: "In my eyes, there is only one lord!" ”

"Get up, this king doesn't blame you, look at your scare!"

Han Yue waved his hand, he took Ada's money bag and poured it down, emptying all the broken silver inside, then threw the money bag back, and said with a smile: "This money is borrowed, if this king thinks about it in the future, he will pay it back, and if he can't remember, you will be unlucky." ”

Ada hurriedly shook his head and said flatteringly: "Don't be unlucky, don't be unlucky, it's good if the prince doesn't return it......"

Han Yue turned his head, hugged the little girl and said softly: "Little Niuniu, tell your uncle what your name is, as long as you answer correctly, your uncle will give you money to buy clothes." ”

As soon as he said this, everyone came to him to reward the child, and the two women in the distance were very nervous, and the mother of the girl put her hands on her chest, looking at the pious look on her face, and did not know which way she was praying to the gods and Buddhas.

Knowing that Han Yue was teasing the little baby, everyone was still looking forward to the little baby ha answering, but the little girl tilted her head and thought for a long time, and suddenly boldly stretched out her little hand to scratch Han Yue's nose, and chuckled sweetly: "You adult is a little stupid, even more stupid than Brother Niudan, my name is Xiao Niuniu, why do you still have to ask when you shouted it just now?" ”

Tong Yan was unscrupulous, Han Yue was stunned, then laughed, grabbed the girl's little hand and said, "Who said I was stupid?" I didn't just call you chick! ”

"Then you're going to test me?" Xiao Niuniu put her finger in her mouth and bit it, and said with a smile: "Niuniu is smart, grandpa said that I am the smartest girl!" ”

"Well, Niu Niu is very smart!" Han Yue nodded in agreement, smiled and said, "But this cleverness is innate, you have to study hard in the future, so that you can always be smart." ”

He suddenly stuffed the broken silver into Niuniu's belly pocket, pinched the little girl's face, and said softly: "Go see your mother, she is waiting in the distance to help you count the money!" ”

It turned out that Han Yue saw everything in his eyes.

The two women in the distance were a little embarrassed, but they couldn't help but stare at the girl's belly pocket, guessing in their hearts how much silver the prince had rewarded.

Han Yue gently put the little girl on the ground, and saw the little girl giggling and running away, rushing all the way to her mother's side, Han Yue shouted loudly over there, and advised: "The two sisters-in-law remember, the silver in Niuniu's belly pocket should be kept for reading, and you adults can't use it for flowers......

The two women knelt on the ground and kowtowed, whimpering and tearing: "The prince is merciful, the women have kowtowed to you." But we can't save the money you gave, and our family is so poor that we are afraid that we will have to spend a little. ”

The old man of Niujia Village whispered on the side: "Don't blame them, the prince is too poor. Niuniu is a girl again, no matter how much money you reward, she can't study! ”

"!" Han Yue's face suddenly turned cold, and he said solemnly: "A male baby is a baby, isn't a female baby a baby?" All things are born to support people, as long as they are people, they have to be equal, this king is the prince, Niuniu is a child, but when you see her riding on my neck and playing, this king is a little disgusted? ”

Everyone didn't speak, Han Yue snorted, and continued: "The emperor or the beggar is just a different identity, but human life does not distinguish between high and low, since God let the female dolls be born into this world, then they are eligible to enjoy an equality, in the past, the people favored sons over women, and in the future, this king will change this problem for everyone......"

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…… A local flavor is sent, this chapter is a turning point, and there will be two more later. Everyone can read it easily, I also feel relaxed when I write, every time I describe ordinary things, I always feel more comfortable than describing the court. Come on, give me a ticket, and the landscape will continue to write