Chapter 16: Dreaming
Ye Xiao's home.
The three gentlemen were drinking.
The table is full of wine and food, delicacies from the mountains and seas, everything, with the power of the general's mansion, such a banquet is of course as effortless as flowing water. Ye Xiao was talking and was in high spirits, as for the blood ginseng, it had actually turned into a shriveled dried radish when it was in the box, and the most essential medicinal power had already entered the mysterious bead space and was being digested.
The butler quietly walked in and stood still.
"What's the matter?" Ye Xiao asked with kindness.
"That's right, Childe...... After you left the Wang family, Wang Danian left the house immediately. The housekeeper weighed the words and said, "I went to the Prince's East Palace." ”
"En?" Ye Xiao frowned slightly, raised his head, and looked at the housekeeper.
Wang Danian's subsequent whereabouts and movements were expected by him, and this was actually his plan to lure the snake out of the hole, so he was not surprised, but it was the butler who really surprised him.
I even thought of these things, and I prepared them in advance......
This is not something that ordinary people can think of and do.
This housekeeper ...... It's not an ordinary person!
Ye Xiao thought so in his heart.
The housekeeper faced Ye Xiao's gaze, his expression remained the same, and he said calmly: "The villain retreats." "Turned around, as humble as ever, as honest as ever.
But at this moment, Ye Xiao no longer has the original cognition.
Ye Nantian has been fighting outside all the year round, how can the person who can let him stay at home to take care of the family business and take care of things can be an ordinary person?
After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, with the strength of wine, Ye Xiao asked: "By the way, you said that the three of us just eat together every day and wait for death...... I wonder if you two have any plans for the future?"
"What are the plans for the future?" Zuo Wuji smiled, a little miserable, and said: "In my life, what future do I have? What other plans can I have? I have been a eunuch since I was a child, such a disability, and my privacy is already unspeakable, and I am looked down upon, but I was blown out by someone with a heart, so that everyone in the whole capital knows that the second son of the Zuo Xiang family is an inhumane person! I can still hold my head up? What other plans can I have? Like me, is there a future to speak of? I have to get by!"
While talking, he drank wine, and in the blink of an eye, it was three glasses of belly.
Zuo Wuji drank very quickly, and there was an indescribable misery on Junxiu's face: "You know, now in the Qinglou, those who claim to be performing arts and not selling themselves are the most welcome to me, because even they know that even if they are stripped naked and stand in front of me, I can't do anything...... Ye Xiao, for a person like me, what else do you think I can do?"
Ye Xiao sighed softly, to be honest, he really felt a little pity for this second son of Zuo, who was also a man, how could he not understand the pain of a man's inadequacy.
Between the thoughts and thoughts, I instantly remembered that there was a kind of elixir circulating in the heavenly domain, called Suoyang Rejuvenation Pill, the reason why the rhetoric of "circulation" was used, in addition to the fact that the level of this elixir itself was not high, it only had five products, and the effect of this pill was also relatively single, and it did not help to cultivate it, and it was only the effect of increasing Yuanyang and replenishing Jingyuan, and to put it bluntly, it was a high-level nourishing holy medicine.
Although this kind of elixir is not in the eyes of the smiling monarch, it is a peerless medicine for ordinary cultivators, especially those who like beautiful women.
Especially for Zuo Wuji's heavenly eunuch condition, it is even more hand-to-hand, and it only takes one at most to cure.
It's not even just a cure, in terms of Young Master Zuo's own prime, if you can really take a Suoyang Rejuvenation Pill, not only will the stubborn disease be cured instantly, but it will also be of great help to the body, washing away the decadent wind!
After all, the five-grade elixir of the Heavenly Domain, for this secular world, is directly the legendary one, there is a superb elixir in the sky and no in the earth!
After pondering for a moment, Ye Xiao's eyes flashed: "You don't have to be so desperate, Zuo Shao's symptoms may not be impossible to think about...... If so, what do you want to do?"
Zuo Wuji took a deep breath and said lonely: "I know that you are comforting me, this kind of heavenly eunuch symptom cannot be solved and there is no cure." However, it can be regarded as a luxury...... If my illness can be cured, then I hope ......"
His eyes suddenly flashed with light, and he said: "I hope that I can become a generation of famous ministers, assist the king, level the world, under one person, above ten thousand, leave a name in history, and be famous for all generations! Moreover, I must rule the world and thoroughly rectify it." ”
"I have been studying day and night the way of governing the country and leveling the world, painstakingly absorbing every bit of experience that can be seen and learned, and then thinking about how to change, how to unify, how to govern, how to do the best ...... it."
He smiled miserably: "Or it's ironic, every day, messing around with you, it looks heartless, but when you sleep with the beauty in your arms, I can't do anything about it, I will choose to sneak back...... Do these things by yourself, so that your heart can calm down, because, once I have nothing to do, I am afraid that I will kill myself at any time and ask for a ......."
Ye Xiao and Lan Langlang were silent for a while.
Neither of them thought that Zuo Wuji, as the first loser in the capital, would have such ambitions and courage in his heart!
"It's just that I know that no matter how much I research, it's just in vain...... Because the name of my heavenly eunuch has long been spread abroad...... Regardless of whether the talent is outstanding or not, in the eyes of the king, at most he is a candidate to be accepted into the harem as a eunuch;
Zuo Wuji drank three glasses of wine in a row, and smiled self-deprecatingly: "Look, this thing can't do anything except pee......
For this joke, Ye Xiao and Lan Langlang only felt heavy.
"Qi Niang, I was wrong. Lan Langlang said guiltily: "In the future, I will never call you Qi Niang again......
"You!" Zuo Wuji's eyes widened, obviously wanting to get angry, and then he sighed dejectedly, and said: "I often fantasize that if I get better one day, I must have three wives and four concubines, I must be surrounded by beautiful women, and I must be the most romantic minister, and then, I will also be a generation of loyal ministers! Haha, how about it, isn't my ideal very funny? Too daring to think, too extravagant to hope!"
Ye Xiao sighed and patted him on the shoulder: "Haven't you ever thought that cultivating Xuangong will lead to immortality, and no one will be invincible in the world?"
Shaking his head, Zuo Wuji said very unspiritedly: "I really don't have the slightest interest in those! No matter how strong a martial artist is, he is only a life-and-death fight, and the interests of one place and one place at a time; while a literati can be strategized and won a decisive victory thousands of miles away, and the whole world and hundreds of people will benefit at the same time because of his words or a decision!"
"A hundred years of life is enough. Zuo Wuji said.
Ye Xiao couldn't help but be surprised, in the exchange just now, he suddenly discovered another advantage of Zuo Wuji, that is, toughness, in fact, this advantage of Zuo Wuji has already been revealed, but no one has ever faced it.
A person who is a heavenly eunuch can face up to his own flaws, endure countless mocking eyes and sarcastic words every day, especially stand tall and unswerving, Ye Xiao asked himself, if he was in a different position, he might not be able to do better than Zuo Wuji, as Zuo Wuji said, maybe he would have committed suicide a long time ago!
"Things in the world are never unthinkable, and there is no plan that cannot be done, as long as you dare to think, there may not be no possibility of success. Ye Xiao nodded, and his voice was solemn: "Above the history, the first and only one is the most romantic, under one person, and above ten thousand people...... The dashing golden gun does not fall, and he is honest and honest, upright, not a left!"
Zuo Wuji was about to get angry subconsciously, but when he raised his eyes and saw Ye Xiao's solemn look on his face, he couldn't help but be stunned: "Are you serious?"
"I do have a cure for your old ailments. Ye Xiao said word for word.
Even if people's resilience is strong, there is always a limit, and now he has to give Zuo Wuji a reassuring pill now, because, according to Zuo Wuji's current psychological state, I am afraid that he will really not be able to survive the day when Dancheng, and he will collapse first.
"You?" Zuo Wuji's eyes suddenly burst out with dazzling brilliance, and his breathing suddenly became heavy in an instant, like pulling a bellows.
"I can cure you, really. Ye Xiao said seriously: "But...... I can't do it now, your stubborn illness can be saved by the medicine of leisure, and it takes time to refine this medicine. Zuo Wuji, if you believe me, wait for me for a year! At the latest, I can guarantee that you will be restored to your male style!"
Zuo Wuji looked at him seriously and laughed lightly: "Okay! I'll wait for you for a year; I've been waiting for you for eighteen years, and I still care about this year?"
Lan Langlang smiled strangely: "Eighteen years...... You're pretty good, you came out of your mother's womb thinking about that, it's amazing. ”
The three of them laughed together.
"Erlang, what about you?" Zuo Wuji may have poured out the pain that had been pent up in his heart for a long time at once, and his mood was much lighter, and even Lan Langlang's most disgusting nickname was called out to make fun of him.
"Zuo Wuji!" Lan Langlang really exploded: "I solemnly warn you again today, don't call me Erlang again! Either you call me Brother Lan, or you can call me Lang! Although I have been a wave all my life, I don't have a two! I hate this two!"
"Waves!" Ye Xiao and Zuo Wuji suddenly staggered.
"Hurry up, Lang! Tell me, what do you want to do?" Zuo Wuji is as good as a stream, and sure enough, it will be called 'Lang' from now on.
Lan Langlang scratched his head, feeling that this word was shouted in an aggravated tone, but it was even more unpleasant, but this was brought up by himself, so he had to pinch his nose and admit it.
"I have ten wishes. ”
Lan Langlang's opening directly scared Ye Xiao and Zuo Wuji.
"My first wish, to cure my dysentery. Lan Langlang scratched his head.
"Poof!" Ye Xiao first squirted out a sip of wine. Zuo Wuji also laughed.
"The second wish is that no one cares about me and I am free. Lan Langlang didn't care about the feelings of the two at all, and continued to talk: "The third wish, I want to make a lot of money, a lot of money! The fourth wish, I am not an official, I am not willing to learn literature, and I am not willing to practice martial arts, but I hope that no matter the civil and military affairs, I can't control me! The fifth wish, find a beautiful daughter-in-law, and I don't need so many three wives and four concubines, just one is intimate; the sixth wish, if the family is safe, they will live a long life; and the seventh wish......
Lan Langlang gushed about his wishes, and he really had enough ten. But the last wish was: "...... The tenth wish is that it is best for our brothers to be good...... When we are seventy or eighty, we can still play together, and at the last meal, we will have good brothers to eat together, and we will kick our legs together after eating......"
After speaking, Lan Langlang smacked his lips, a little fascinated: "Such a beautiful future, I really feel cool when I think about it......"
Ye Xiao and Zuo Wuji were speechless.
Although he knew that this product was a person who valued brotherly feelings, what words came out of his mouth, how could he immediately change his taste?