Han Yue raised his foot and kicked his buttocks, then shoved the pistol in his hand into his arms, and said lightly: "There are twelve bullets in total, and this pistol is rewarded to you." I hope that you will be stationed in the palace well in the future and contribute your due loyalty to the safety of my royal family. ”

The Guards were overjoyed, carrying a bucket in one hand and a pistol in the other. Countless Imperial Guards on the city wall in the distance looked at each other, and everyone had a deep envy and jealousy on their faces.

Even the leader of the Imperial Forest Army lowered his voice and scolded, and said hatefully: "This dog boy is really lucky, but he carried a bucket and was rewarded with a pistol, and I heard that His Highness's pistol is also an artifact." ”

Han Yue didn't care about everyone's reactions, and suddenly said to this Imperial Forest Army: "Carry the bucket and go with this king!" ”

"Let's go? Where to? The Royal Forester's face was slightly dazed.

Han Yue glanced at him, then raised his feet and walked in one direction. That direction is where everyone in the family is, and at this time, a group of patriarchs and elders are still pressing Wang Zhao's old man.

The Imperial Forest Army hurriedly followed with a bucket, trotting all the way and nodding and following Han Yue, looking at the dog-legged appearance, hating all the Royal Forest Army on the city wall.

Everyone is not very this kid dogleg, but they hate that they can't come over the dogleg instead of him. Many warriors had only one thought in their hearts, and that was that if I had passed, I would have been able to please His Highness even more.

But it was said that Han Yue walked all the way to the front of the family, followed by the soldiers of the Royal Forest Army carrying buckets in their hands. Han Yue suddenly turned his head to look at the walls of the imperial city, and shouted from afar: "Father, you can see clearly, the son is going to do an experiment!" ”

Li Shimin snorted and did not answer with a cold face.

Li Yuan's eyes on the side kept flashing, and his face was full of curiosity: "Why is Erlang angry, do you know what the little guy is going to do?" ”

Li Shimin exhaled lightly and said hatefully: "Although I don't know what he is going to do, I know that he will definitely hit me in the face." Father, look at it, this stinky boy is covered in bad water. Countless people in our Li family's prince respect etiquette and knowledge, but he is the only one who is a bad breed in his bones......"

"The bad seed is also your seed!" Li Jiancheng suddenly interjected and said coldly: "Besides, I don't think this son is bad, it may be your own cognition." The thieves of the family rebelled, and you even wanted to take them back and continue to be your ministers. If Datang is governed like this, I want to talk to you about Xuanwumen. ”

Li Shimin suddenly rolled his eyes and looked away.

At this time, everyone in the audience was staring at Han Yue to watch his movements. Because there are many generals, I can't guess what I'm going to do with the bucket.

However, the faces of those people from the family were obviously ugly, and suddenly one of them looked up to the sky and smiled bitterly, muttering: "Zhu Maichen in the Han Dynasty, it is difficult to ......collect the water but it is difficult to collect it."

After all, he is a scholar from a family, and he has obviously understood Han Yue's plan. In the Han Dynasty, Zhu Maichen is an allusion, about a poor man who was looked down upon by his wife and turned his back on when he was down, and his wife even swore a poisonous oath before leaving, saying that even if he became a beggar in the future, he would not come back to find the poor ghost Zhu Maichen.

Who knew that Zhu Maichen later became a big official, and returned to his hometown in fine clothes to envy everyone. His wife stopped on the road and begged to be reunited, but Zhu Maichen asked someone to bring a bucket of water and splash it on the ground, saying to his wife that as long as you get all the water back into the bucket, I will get back together with you.

Water splashed on the ground will only turn into mud, and even be directly absorbed by the land and become invisible, how can this situation be reclaimed, and the world has since passed down the allusion that it is difficult to recover the water.

This allusion family reads people understand, and Li Shimin on the wall of the imperial city also understands it. The reason why Li Yuan and Li Jiancheng didn't guess in advance was because they didn't understand Han Yue's style of doing things.

The family patriarch who smiled bitterly suddenly lowered his head, looked at Han Yue with pleading eyes, and said, "His Royal Highness King Zhao, can't you really give a chance?" It's easy for you to splash this bucket of water, how many people will die in our 300 families? ”

Han Yue didn't care about his weakness at all, he just lightly said lightly to the Imperial Forest Army soldier carrying the bucket: "Splash ......"

A splash of words is simple, but it makes everyone in the family tremble.

Several family patriarchs suddenly looked up at the walls of the palace and pleaded loudly: "Your Majesty, we are willing to give up our property and loyally belong to the Tang Dynasty from now on." Please persuade King Zhao, please persuade King Zhao. ”

Li Shimin exhaled lightly, and said to Han Yue from afar: "Stinky boy, have you had enough?" Who are you going to show this to? How do I do it, do you teach the emperor? ”

Han Yue was unmoved, his eyes stared at the soldiers of the Imperial Forest Army, and he said lightly again: "Did you hear it, splash ......"

This is completely disgraceful to the emperor, and he will be hard to recover.

On the city wall, Li Shimin was full of color, and said angrily: "Stinky boy bastard, you dare to splash one and try it." The emperor of the Tang Dynasty is me, not you! ”

The emperor was furious, and the Imperial Forest Army obviously did not dare to splash water. Han Yue burst out laughing suddenly, reaching out and grabbing the bucket and lifting it upside down.

The water crashed to the ground, splashing the frightened faces of the family.

Han Yue smiled and fell into it, and said lightly: "Noble family patriarchs, can you take back the water for this king?" ”

Where can I collect it when it is covered with water?

Han Yue laughed, turned to look at the walls of the palace, and said leisurely: "Father, look at it, they can't accept it......"

This is a pun, as if to say that it is difficult to collect the water, and as if to say that these people can't be collected.

Li Shimin's face was full of anger, and he suddenly said loudly: "I want to take it away, why do you want to make a drama for me?" Stinky boy get out of here, I don't have a disobedient son like you who embarrass Lao Tzu all day long. ”

Even the word disobedience was said, which shows how much shame Li Shimin felt at this time.

This is exactly the case, there are countless imperial armies here right now, and there are even Li Yuan and Li Jiancheng watching from the sidelines. Li Shimin, as the emperor, just wanted to subdue the family, but he was slapped in the face by his eldest son, this kind of annoyance and anger is not to mention the emperor, even if he is an ordinary father, he can't stand it.

However, Han Yue adopted this most radical method.

He didn't even care that Li Shimin was thundering on the city wall, but instead approached everyone in the family with a bucket and a smile, but unfortunately no one dared to take the bucket no matter who handed it to, and all the patriarchs of the family looked at him tremblingly.

Han Yue laughed, then turned to look at the walls of the palace again, and shouted again: "Father, you have seen it, it is difficult to collect the water, and it is difficult to complete the broken mirror, if you forcibly change the truth of the world, it will inevitably be in exchange for a more chaotic pattern." If you don't kill the rebels and thieves, do you have to keep them to slaughter the descendants of my royal family in the future? If that's the case, you're not a good patriarch. The history books of the Yan family are not emotional, maybe they will record that you are a faint monarch......"

Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly changed color, and the emperor stood on the city wall and thundered, shouting: "Get out, you get out of Lao Tzu." Go back to your Liaodong, I don't want to see you again in my life. ”

Han Yue snorted, and suddenly his face changed, and he yelled, "You think I want to stay here and wipe your ass every time." Datang does not keep people, but has its own place to keep people. Liaodong is my mined, I can go if I want to, I don't want to go, I don't need you to give you a designated place, this time I don't listen to your advice. ”

Li Shimin shouted, suddenly pulled out the long sword at his waist and threw it down.

Han Yue slammed the bucket to the ground, turned around and shouted at the army all over the ground: "The three guards of Xifu obey the order, and the whole army will immediately move." Since there are no people left in Chang'an, this king will go to a place to play again......"

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…… The fourth update, 10,000 words. I made up four more today, and I made up for the debt on leave, thank you for your understanding and support all the time, really, thank you.