The official of the Honglu Temple opened his mouth, and he couldn't help but want to reprimand the cook, but he suddenly thought that his performance today was very poor, and he unconsciously softened his tone.

Although the tone softened, the tone still sounded cold, and anyone who listened to it could feel it, which was a tone of reprimand and reprimand.

I only heard this thing snort: "You are so bold in this shop, Your Majesty is sad here, where is your room to interject?" Is a bowl of mutton steamed buns very expensive, and do I need to let you come for free? ”

The cook looked at him coldly, as if he were looking at a pile of shit. Or maybe it's not as good as even looking at shit, with a thick disdain in the corners of his eyes.

The officials of Honglu Temple are furious!

As a high-ranking official of Honglu Temple, one of the nine temples of the Tang Dynasty, although he is not a big man like Siqing, he is also a dignified five-grade official, so he can't imagine that he will be despised by a cook who sells mutton and steamed buns?

If it weren't for the Emperor and Empress being here, he would definitely jump over and slap the cook a few times.

Li Shimin suddenly let out a crazy laugh, as if he had seen the most ridiculous thing in the world, the more the emperor laughed, the happier he became, and finally he couldn't help but beat the table with both hands.

Everyone was shocked by his sudden laughter, and they didn't know why the emperor was laughing?

Empress Changsun sighed faintly on the side, which happened to be the opposite of the emperor's crazy laughter.

I saw Li Shimin looking over while laughing, and said, "Interesting, interesting, really interesting." Is a bowl of mutton steamed buns expensive? That's a lot of fun. ”

He glanced at the official twice, couldn't help laughing again, and said: "Hahaha, you are really good as an official, not only blind, but also stupid, it seems that it is suitable to be on an errand in Honglu Temple, responsible for receiving envoys from various countries......"

The officials of Honglu Temple twitched, and they really didn't know if the emperor praised him, or deliberately scolded him.

But this man is thick-skinned enough to grit his teeth and do it himself.

He salivated and said with a sneer: "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your praise, Weichen just said a fair word." Speaking of which, this mutton steamed bun is a novelty, but how much is the novelty worth? Your Majesty, you have a wide range of seas, how can you make such a profit from him? Especially the cheap ...... for a bowl of mutton steamed buns."

Li Shimin was still laughing, as if the official's speech was becoming more and more in line with his heart.

The cook looked coldly with a big spoon, and suddenly a smile appeared on his face, and he said with deep meaning: "He took advantage of me a lot, but not only a bowl of mutton steamed buns......"

This is a profound and strange statement.

Why is it strange?

It's just that things are so weird.

You must know that Li Shimin is the dignified emperor of the Tang Dynasty, strictly speaking, he is a person from all over the world, the so-called world is not the king's land, the shore of the land is not the king's minister, and the whole world is the emperor's.

Now someone actually said that the emperor took advantage of him, and anyone who heard this would feel weird.

The most outrageous thing is that the identity of the person who spoke is too low, a little cook who sells mutton steamed buns, what advantage do you have for the Tang Emperor to take advantage of?

It's weird here, the cook is so arrogant, Li Shimin didn't object, not only did he not object, but he even nodded vaguely.

Not only did he nod vaguely, but he seemed to have a look of shame on his face.

Even Empress Eldest Sun let out a faint sigh, as if she felt guilty about this cook.

"What the hell is going on?"

The officials of Honglu Temple were at a loss, but there was a faint sense of something bad in their hearts.

At this time, no matter how stupid he was, he sensed that something was wrong.

A little mutton steamed bun shopkeeper dared to talk to the emperor like this, and opened his mouth to say that the emperor took advantage of him, and this person's identity is probably not simple.

The officials of Honglu Temple felt that they were going to be unlucky.

He subconsciously looked at the pork offal soup shop next to him, and then looked at the high hotel shop in the distance, and said secretly in his heart: "The pig offal soup shop is contracted by the king of Hejian County, and the high hotel is the responsibility of Cheng Yanjin's family, could it be that this mutton steamed bun shop is also contracted by a big man?" ”

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but peep at the cook, looked left and right and found that I still didn't know, and couldn't help but say: "If he is not a big man, he will not dare to talk to His Majesty like this, if he is a big man, why haven't I seen it?" ”

The more he thought about it, the more dazed he became, and he always felt that there was a secret in it that he didn't know.

At this time, Li Shimin suddenly stood up, walked to the cook and stretched out his big hand, the emperor's face was leisurely, his tone was light, and he said with a smile: "The cake is not enough, give another ......"

The cook snorted coldly, turned his face sideways and didn't look at the emperor, and said coldly: "If it's not enough, take it yourself, aren't you the best at taking it yourself?" ”

Li Shimin nodded, and really walked to the side of the cake basket, and said solemnly: "Then I really took it myself, no way, I can't eat, I really can't take it, don't blame me." ”

The chef made a round of spoons, knocked on the soup pot and said hatefully: "Everyone else can eat enough, why can't you eat enough?" I know it's not that you don't have enough to eat, it's that your appetite is too big. ”

The conversation between the two is like a dumb riddle, talking about rough pastry cakes, but not talking about rough noodles at all, there is a deep meaning hidden in it.

……

The more the Honglu Temple official next to him listened, the more frightened he became, he stared at the scar on the cook's face, and for some reason suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and suddenly remembered someone in his heart.

A man who is not supposed to live in the world!

"My God, you turned out to be Li ......"

He suddenly stopped in horror and covered his mouth vigorously. Even if he only said a single Li character, he felt that his scalp was numb for a while, thinking that he had leaked a secret that should not be divulged.

The cook suddenly looked over, his face was scarred, even if he smiled, he looked hideous, and said: "As an official of the Tang Honglu Temple, but he led the envoys of different races to mock the people, the old man said before that you are not an official, why are you still standing here and not getting out?" ”

The official of Honglu Temple was slightly stunned, and subconsciously said, "What do you mean?" ”

"He means it simply......

Li Shimin next to him suddenly said, "It's just that you don't want to be an official anymore and get out of here." ”

After the emperor said this, he paused for a moment, and then said: "I owe him a lot of things before, and I took him a piece of bread just now, so I have to do what he said. ”

The official of Honglu Temple fell to his knees with a puff and cried: "Your Majesty spare your life, Weichen will never dare to do it in the future." In the future, no matter which country's envoys come, Weichen must be proud of being a Datang official! ”

He knelt on his knees and took a few steps forward, wept bitterly, and continued: "I will never take them to see the people's jokes again, let alone mock the people of the Han family. Your Majesty spares your life, Your Majesty spares your life, please give me another chance......"

He had already figured out the reason at this time, in fact, the reason why the emperor wanted to masturbate himself was not because the cook said something, let alone because the emperor owed the cook something.

The main reason is that he has done something wrong, as an official of the Tang Honglu Temple, he should not take the envoys of other countries to hang out, let alone ridicule his own people and people's livelihood.

Thousands of miles of officials are only for money, if the official position is gone, then the others are gone, this Honglu Temple official begged for mercy loudly, and there was no longer the original pride and arrogance.

It's a pity that the emperor never looked at him again, so there is no way to talk about forgiveness or not.

"Your Majesty......"

The officials of Honglu Temple still wanted to beg for mercy, but suddenly two big men in the crowd squeezed over, and these two big men picked him up from left to right, dragged him directly like a dead dog.

Li Shimin held a large porcelain bowl in one hand and a rough dough cake taken out of the cake frame in the other, and suddenly smiled and said to the cook: "Our accounts are settled, I will eat you a cake and help you do one thing, you don't like this official, so I helped you masturbate his official." ”

This is like a tongue twister, and people are a little confused. It seemed that the emperor was still talking about the cake, but everyone clearly felt that he was definitely not talking about the cake.

The cook looked straight at him, and suddenly sighed softly, and said, "Kill decisively, just do what you say, you are better than me than your wrist!" ”

His mood seemed to suddenly deteriorate, and he turned around and ignored the emperor again.

Li Shimin still wanted to speak, but the cook suddenly picked up a big spoon and slammed the soup pot, greeted loudly, and shouted: "Everyone come to eat, Guanlong mutton steamed buns, cheap and affordable, delicious and not expensive......"

Like a peddler soliciting business.

Although he was like a peddler, he always held his head high, and no matter who came to buy food and drink, he never bowed down.

Li Shimin stood next to the soup pot and watched for a while, seeing a large pot of mutton soup selling quickly, the emperor suddenly smiled proudly and said, "How about it, the idea of this mutton steamed bun is good, right?" You have this business in hand, and you will have enough food and drink for the rest of your life......"

The cook was holding a big spoon to serve soup and meat, and when he heard this, his wrist suddenly stopped, but the next moment his movements immediately resumed, and the big spoon continued to serve soup to people.

He glanced at the emperor, and suddenly shouted: "If you want to eat at the table, don't stand next to the soup pot and delay my business." ”

Li Shimin's face was full of indifference, and he continued to smile proudly, and said: "This mutton steamed bun was created by my son, and I originally wanted to open my own store to enjoy it!" Later, I thought that you didn't have the skill to eat, so I couldn't help but cut my love to you. Hey, hey, I said you have to save up when you make money, maybe I'll borrow from you when I'm short of money......"

The cook smacked the soup pot with a big spoon viciously, and said angrily: "You still want to divide the money? Get out of here! ”

He suddenly stretched out his hand and pushed Li Shimin violently, only pushing Li Shimin to a stumbling point.

After pushing it, he was still unhappy, and then said angrily: "The old man is alone now, and he has no heirs to raise under his knees, I will waste a point if I earn a point now, don't expect me to save money, and then let you share it for nothing!" ”

Speaking of this, he gritted his teeth viciously, and said as if swearing: "You won't have to take advantage of this in the future." ”

The Emperor listened quietly to him, and walked away with a bowl and a smile.

Although he walked away with the bowl, he spoke leisurely and said with a smile: "I know you don't mean it, it's not out of nature at all." Your favorite thing in your life is to save things, you used to save and you will save now......"

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Today, it is still updated in advance, and the first update is 3100 words. The second update is set to be automatically released after five minutes. By the way, yesterday's guessing of the cook's activity, you guys are so good, many people guessed that Li Jiancheng was not dead.