Chapter 43: The Idol Breaks
After Li Daozong's roar came from the tooth tent, Li Hao came out of it, the scoundrel-like smile on his face disappeared instantly, and in just a few seconds, a layer of cold sweat oozed from his forehead.
Don't look at the way he stole and played a scoundrel just now, he was very bastard and shameless, in fact, he was afraid of death in his heart, can he not be afraid, Li Daozong is the head of the march, he has the final say in this barracks, and it is not as simple as killing an ant if he wants to kill himself, but fortunately, he also guessed Li Daozong's concerns, so he has a bargaining chip to deal with Li Daozong, otherwise he would really have to lie down here today.
As soon as Li Hao raised his sleeves to wipe away the cold sweat on his head, he heard the sound of ping-pong smashing things from the tooth tent behind him, well, Li Daozong must have felt that his tooth tent was not very beautiful, and he was ready to dismantle and rebuild.
Li Daozong is angry, angry to death, for the first time in his life, he has made such a big fire, and he was smashed into a mess in the tooth tent, can he not be angry, how can he say that he is also the Shangshu of the Tang Dynasty Criminal Department, the king of the city, the head of the Shanshan Dao march, and the control of tens of thousands of horses, he was actually blackmailed by a fifteen-year-old rogue boy, this is not ordinary blackmail, as soon as he makes a move, it is 10,000 guan, 10,000 guan!
If it was just a little money, this thing also blackmailed his daughter, which was his favorite daughter, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and smashed everything that could be smashed in the tooth tent.
At this moment, Li Daozong's daughter Li Ping was standing twenty feet away from the tooth tent, she saw that Li Hao actually came out safely, she was very unhappy, frowned and stepped forward and said viciously: "Why did you come out?" ”
Li Hao raised his eyebrows: "If you don't come out, do you still want to spend the New Year inside?" ”
"My dad didn't punish you?"
"Yue ...... How could the Lord Governor punish me? Li Hao almost slipped his mouth and said with a grin, "Lord Steward is so amiable, I am so well-behaved and obedient, and most importantly, I am so handsome, right......"
Li Ping felt itchy teeth when he saw his face, and snorted coldly: "Full of nonsense, I don't know what to do." After that, he prepared to go to the dental tent.
"Well, where are you going?" Li Hao hurriedly called her.
"I'm going to see my father, do you want to take care of it?" Li Ping rolled his eyes at him indignantly.
"I'll give you a piece of advice." Li Hao said with a hippie smile, "If you don't want to have an accident, it's best to pretend that you don't know him in this barracks, let alone call him father, otherwise no one will be able to protect you." ”
Li Ping was furious when he heard this: "I don't call him father, do I call you father!" ”
"Ouch, I can think about this." Li Hao showed the face of the scoundrel again.
"Scoundrel!" Li Ping couldn't wait to go up and bite him before he felt comfortable, scolded viciously and was about to turn around and go to the tooth tent.
Li Hao grabbed her and said, "Don't go, your father said, from today on, you go to Huotou Camp with me, so that I can protect you well in the future." ”
"Who wants you to protect! Go away! Li Ping angrily shook off Li Hao's hand, and wiped his hand vigorously to show his dislike for Li Hao, and then turned around and left.
Li Hao raised his eyebrows and shrugged his shoulders, muttering to himself: "The dog bites Lu Dongbin, and he doesn't know the hearts of good people." After speaking, she sat cross-legged on the ground and waited for her here, because she knew that Li Daozong was afraid of seeing her now, and it was estimated that she would soon be kicked out by her father.
Sure enough, as he expected, Li Ping was driven out after only a while of going in, with tears on his face, alas, she caused Li Daozong to be miserable by Li Hao, Li Daozong would be hell if he didn't get angry, besides, now her identity must not be exposed, even if Li Daozong is not angry, he will not dare to see her again.
Li Hao got up and greeted him with a smile, and when he saw that Li Ping was still wiping his tears, he gloated: "How about it, let you not go, you will be scolded." ”
"What the hell did you say to my dad!" Li Ping thought that Li Hao had made a ghost, and raised his head and glared at Li Hao angrily.
Li Hao sneered: "You should ask what you did, a woman disguised as a man and stole into the barracks, hehe, do you know how to write dead characters?" ”
Li Ping was shocked when he heard this: "Is it serious for a woman to steal into the barracks?" ”
"What do you say?" Li Hao glanced at her with a stupid look, and said lightly, "Let me tell you, the Tang Dynasty has strict military discipline, and no women are allowed to be hidden privately in the military camp, otherwise the military law will deal with it, do you know what military law is, you will lose your head at every turn!" ”
Li Ping was obviously frightened by his words, and suddenly the six gods were lost, and he hurriedly asked, "That...... So what should I do? ”
"Report with me to the Huotou Camp first, and I'll tell you about the rest slowly." Li Hao dropped this sentence and turned around and left, Li Pinghun had no idea, so he could only run behind him, which looked a bit like a fart.
Li Hao took Li Ping to the Huotou Camp to report smoothly, and the Huotou Camp really arranged a separate camp tent for the two of them, but the embarrassing thing is that there is only one shop, but fortunately, this shop is quite large.
In this feudal era, men and women who are not husband and wife can never live in the same room, let alone sleep in the same bed, but Li Daozong has decided to marry Li Ping to Li Hao, so he doesn't care, for him, now it is the most important thing to ensure that Li Ping's identity is not exposed, and the others are floating clouds.
Li Ping was naturally reluctant, after all, she was no longer a child, and she knew a little about men and women, but this was arranged by her father, and she didn't know what to do.
Her first impression of Li Hao was too bad, it was worse than a ruffian, no way, preconceived.
Li Hao didn't make it difficult for her, but fortunately he brought a sleeping bag and let Li Ping sleep on the bed at night and sleep in the sleeping bag by himself.
Li Hao's behavior is quite gentlemanly, but in Li Ping's opinion, it is pretentious, and she doesn't know what bad ideas she holds, so she didn't even take off her clothes when she went to bed, for fear that Li Hao would misbehave towards her, and because of this, she stayed up and didn't sleep, even if she heard Li Hao's slight snoring, she didn't dare to sleep, who knows if he was pretending.
She held on, and held on, and then she couldn't bear it anymore, and finally fell asleep.
Because she slept too late at night, she naturally got up a little late the next day, and as soon as she woke up, she found that the camp tent was full of smoke, she was shocked, and hurriedly jumped down from the bunk, just about to shout "go to the water", and suddenly found Li Hao barbecuing meat in the camp tent.
"What are you doing!" Li Ping exclaimed when he saw this.
Li Hao hurriedly made a silent gesture and whispered: "Don't make noise, be careful to let others hear, no private fire is allowed in the barracks." ”
It is true that it is not allowed to light a fire in the barracks, even in the head of the fire camp.
Li Ping lowered his voice and walked to his side, and said angrily: "Are you crazy, knowing that you are not allowed to make fires in the barracks, you still knowingly commit crimes, and you are still roasting meat in the camp tent?" ”
"Don't worry." Li Hao grinned, revealing a mouth full of white teeth, "I use smokeless charcoal, there is very little smoke, you go wash up, you can eat later." ”
Li Ping was speechless to him, she knew that it was useless to say more, so she simply didn't bother to pay attention to him and went to wash herself.
When she finished washing and returned to the camp, she suddenly smelled a burst of fragrance coming to her nose, only to see Li Hao brushing soy sauce on a roasted golden pheasant, Li Hao's action of brushing soy sauce was fast and slow, very rhythmic, and his expression was also very serious, just like a master sculptor completing a beautiful work.
After brushing the soy sauce, Li Hao took out seven or eight small metal cans from his carry-on package, and the lid of the jar was full of small holes, which were filled with seasonings.
Li Hao evenly sprinkled all kinds of spices all over the pheasant's body, and the entire camp tent was suddenly filled with fragrance.
"Drop the curtains, don't let anyone outside smell it." Li Hao saw Li Ping in a daze at the door, and hurriedly reminded him.
Li Ping came back to his senses at this time, his little face turned red, and he turned around and lowered the curtain.
The man looks very handsome when he works hard, Li Hao's meticulous actions just now inadvertently hooked Li Ping's soul, Li Ping woke up ashamed and angry, secretly hated himself for not being angry, and was almost fascinated by this scoundrel.
Li Hao didn't know that she had such a girlish mind, so she continued to flip the pheasant, so that the seasoning was completely integrated in the chicken, and then shouted happily: "It's done!" As he spoke, he quickly took off the chicken, put it in front of his nose and sniffed it, hmm...... This scent, one word, punctuality!
Li Hao couldn't wait to tear off a chicken wing and put it in his mouth, wow, this taste is so beautiful that he closes his eyes and enjoys it, the chicken wishbone is simply weak compared to this.
After only a while, a whole chicken wing was gnawed by him to the bone, and he just ripped off another chicken wing, when he suddenly heard a "grunt", it was Li Ping swallowing saliva.
Li Hao raised his eyebrows and looked up at her, Li Ping was so embarrassed, his face was suddenly flushed, and he secretly scolded himself for being too uncompetitive, and he was actually embarrassed in front of this scoundrel.
Li Hao grinned, revealing a mouth full of white teeth, and handed her the chicken wings that had just been torn off: "Come, try my brother's craftsmanship, and ensure that the entire Datang Dynasty can't find chicken wings that are more delicious than this." ”
Li Ping turned his head coldly for the sake of his only remaining face: "Nonsense, I've eaten chicken wings that are better than this." ”
"Oh?" Li Hao was taken aback when he heard this, and asked, "Where have you eaten?" ”
Li Ping said seriously: "The chicken wishbones and wings of the first chicken in Chang'an are the best chicken in the world." ”
Li Hao's expression suddenly became very wonderful when he heard this, he blinked quickly for a while, and then said with a smile: "Don't you know that the store is opened by me?" ”
"Huh?" Li Ping was stunned when he heard this, shook his head vigorously, and said loudly, "Impossible!" My father said that the shopkeeper was a young hero, and he once gave a prescription to calm the plague in Henan, and also gave a prescription for planting cowpox, so that the people of Datang could stay away from smallpox from now on......"
When Li Hao heard these words float out of her mouth, he was immediately fluttering, and said with a cheap smile: "Praise, continue to praise, I love to listen, don't stop." ”
Li Ping saw his cheap portrait, stopped, stared at him suspiciously for a moment, and asked, "Is it really you?" ”
Li Hao slowly raised his head and said impassionedly: "That's right, it's me, beauty and wisdom, the embodiment of heroes and chivalry, Li Hao, a new generation of outstanding young people in the Tang Dynasty, is me, ahahaha......" He laughed wildly at the end, the laughter was a little arrogant, and it was really handsome for three seconds.
Li Ping looked at Li Hao's appearance, there was a feeling of being struck by thunder, when she first heard her father Li Daozong talk about Li Hao, she admired it very much, and when she was only fourteen, she gave two prescriptions to save hundreds of millions of people in the Tang Dynasty, what a great merit and what a high ideological consciousness, but she never expected that the young hero in her mind was actually this virtue, the idol was broken, she had a feeling of being deceived, disappointed, so disappointed.