There is a perfect lie in the world, called a round lie. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Lying is a kind of realm, if you want to tell a lie that will not be seen through by others, you can justify yourself, and you can also withstand the scrutiny of others, which is the real lie.

Lin Ye tilted his head and shook it, and then looked at his eyes squarely, staring at Mrs. Huayang. Mrs. Huayang is also a little weak-hearted, should she know this? This is outrageous, I am definitely not stupid like that.

Everyone was even more confused, could it be that Mrs. Huayang already knew that it was just used to scare everyone? Such a joke can't be made, Xianyang City almost didn't turn it over to those princes and princesses, even the queen mother can't make such a joke.

I saw Lin Ye sigh and say, "I'm not in Xianyang, didn't grandma ask Run'er?" Run'er should know where I'm going. ”

"Huh?"

Not only Mrs. Huayang, but everyone also exclaimed, and Yingzheng almost squirted out a mouthful of wine. Is there any mistake, how does Mirun know where you are? If she knew, she wouldn't be so crazy looking for you.

Mrs. Huayang asked strangely, "Run'er, do you know where the leaves have gone?" ”

Qi Run shook his head desperately and said, "Sister Yezi, how do I know where you have gone?" In order to find you, I didn't even have time to come to Huayang Palace. ”

Lin Ye exhaled and sighed, "I kind of understand, grandma didn't ask you, and you didn't ask Xiaoxi." How did I leave Xianyang City, Xiaoxi knows best, didn't he send you back to the palace? On the way, he saw that I was drunk and dizzy, and when he heard that I was going to the ranch, he escorted me over. ”

Mi Run was dumbfounded when he heard this, it was actually Xibu who personally sent Lin Ye to the pasture, and the corner of his mouth muttered: "I haven't come back yet, Xiaoxi just came to Xianyang to help me get a horse whip in the proud building." I took a horsewhip and came back after practicing martial arts by the stream, but Konishi didn't tell me, and I didn't ask him where you were. ”

Everyone suddenly realized, it turned out that the problem was here, think about it carefully, Mi Run and Xibu are both martial idiots, where would they think about so many curves. What's more, Lin Ye has been to the pasture many times, does Lin Ye have to tell Mi Run every time he goes? People don't have that time either.

Ying Zheng was shocked when he heard it, this ability to lie is really clever, and he even has a witness, and it was Zhong Dian's own family who sent Mi Run out of Xianyang City. Thinking about it seriously, Mi Run and Xibu are simple-minded people, and when they enter and leave Xianyang City, the city guards don't dare to care at all.

Lin Ye said eloquently: "It seems that none of you have asked carefully, let me describe in detail what happened this day and night, and it also opened grandma's eyes, the world outside the palace is really exciting, it's a bit outrageous, here's the thing." ”

"I had a drink with Xiang'er in the mansion, and I drank for more than half an hour while talking, and after I came out, my head was a little dizzy. I remember Run'er told me that you would go to the Qin Ranch, and there was nothing interesting in the palace, so I wanted to go to the ranch to find you. ”

"Seeing Xiaoxi buying, I accompanied me to bargain with the seller, this is what I am best at, Xiaoxi is still stupid, and always suffers. This argument, when the wine is strong, I want to rest. So I sent Xiaocui to the ranch first, where I had a room, rested for the night, and came back when the wine was gone, so as not to be scolded by my grandmother. ”

After Xiaoxi finished shopping, I followed him to the proud building, and chatted with the dumb chef and shallow for a while. There are too many words, and people are also sleepy and half-drunk and half-awake. After Xiaoxi finished shopping, he directly carried me into the carriage and stopped walking halfway. ”

"My carriage is too ostentatious, and when I cross the city gate, I will be interrogated by the guards, and Xiaoxi will not wake me up, what do you guess he did? Grandma definitely couldn't guess that he actually disassembled my carriage and asked a few disciples from the ranch to take it to the ranch privately, and then reassemble it when they arrived at the ranch. ”

"My carriage was designed by Sister Orchid, which many people know, and Konishi put me in a carriage for the ranch and carried me out of the city gates."

Mi Run let out an 'ah' sound, and said with a bitter face: "I know this, the carriage in the ranch is specially pulled by Xiaoxi, and it has been in and out of the city gate many times. The guards guarding the city gate have seen too many times, and they have checked once when they enter the city, and they are generally full of goods when they go out of the city, and it is impossible to check them again. ”

"The reason for not checking is very simple, because it is full of Zhongdian's goods, and the doorman does not dare to check it. Or is Run'er too stupid, why can't she think of going to the ranch to have a look? I've been looking for it in Xianyang City, where can I find Sister Yezi. ”

At this time, even Zhongli opened his mouth wide when he heard it, Lin Ye not only had witnesses, but also so many witnesses. From the west step to the dumb kitchen, shallow, and then to the ranch more than a dozen people. None of this can be a lie, as long as you ask anyone casually, you can match what Lin Ye said.

But the point is that this is a scene of Lin Ye's elaborate scam, and there are so many uninformed people who inexplicably cover for her.

Mrs. Huayang was also dumbfounded, there were so many people who knew, no wonder Lin Ye asked himself why he didn't know? There were so many people who sent her out of town, just ask and you should know.

But thinking about it again, Mrs. Huayang was also happy, she knew that the stupid boy in Xibu only listened to the words of Mi Run and Lin Ye, and did not know how to be flexible. Lin Ye asked him to escort him out, not only did he really send it, but he also dismantled Lin Ye's carriage and hid the villain in the truck, which is generally not really possible, but Xibu will definitely do that.

Jimo Qingyi also smiled bitterly: "The dumb kitchen and the shallow rarely leave the proud building, it is estimated that when they saw Ye Zi drunk, they fed her sobering soup in the kitchen, and ordinary people couldn't ask them at all." Run'er does have a newly built horse whip in the proud building, and the person who went to get it was Xibu, and this account room has records to check, and it is absolutely impossible to be wrong. ”

Yes, Ying Zheng and Zhong Li looked at each other, this lie is really seamless, one or two may tell a lie, but more and more people know the inside story, and the fake will become true.

Zhongli has always had a voice in her heart telling herself, and it was Lin Ye who told her personally, this is a deception, a disguise, wait until Huayang Palace to watch Lin Ye's performance. Look at how she said this scam is more real than real gold, and the human and material evidence is complete.

Lin Yeyan said: "After arriving at the ranch, I didn't find Run'er, and the others didn't know where you went. Run'er told her sister, where did you go then? I sent Konishi to find you. ”

Mi Run said: "I took the horsewhip and went back to the palace directly, the eldest brother is so busy, where can I have time to talk to Xiaoxi Mob." When I came back, I was with Zhongli's sister, who knew that I had come back from the ranch. ”

Well, Zhongli has also become a witness. Ying Zheng looked at Zhongli, and he could tell from his eyes that he must be asking why Mi Run came back from the ranch and didn't tell anyone. Zhong Wei shouted that he was wronged, and it was not once or twice that Mi Run went to the ranch to play, and he still had to ask about such a trivial matter, wouldn't it annoy people to death.

Lin Ye continued: "After drinking the sobering soup, the person is also much sober, and he was about to return to the palace, but was stopped by Brother Yingcheng. It turned out that a party was being held on the ranch to congratulate Brother Yingcheng on his promotion in the Garrison Army, and he was now a real general. ”

"Such a lively thing, how can I miss Lin Ye, so I stayed and drank and had fun with them. Grandma, it's not that Ye Zi is reluctant to return to the palace, but that he was drunk by those people that night, and he fell into the living room feeling uncomfortable, and he didn't sleep well all night, and he vomited and had diarrhea in his upper abdomen. ”

"Yingcheng They didn't dare to send me back to the palace who was drunk like that, so they rested at the ranch for the night, and sent me back to Xianyang at dawn. Originally, I was supposed to come back before noon, but Yingcheng was not at ease, and asked Xiaocui to personally treat me. ”

"Knowing that at that time, I knew that I was pregnant, and Brother Yingcheng became stupid at that time, and I was so scared that I didn't dare to send me back in a hurry. Be sure to assemble my wagon, and send many of the ranch guards to escort me back. ”

"Grandma, just forgive me this time, Brother Yingcheng should be in the Guards Mansion now, without your summons, he won't dare to come to see you. A scolding is small, in case you lose your official position as a general because of Ye Zi's matter, it will be too wronged. ”

"So, from the time I left Xianyang, entered Xianyang, where I went, and what I did outside, so many brothers in my family have seen it. Now that I am back in the palace, my grandmother actually asked me those questions, which also made Ye Zi very strange. ”

Mrs. Huayang really has the urge to scold her mother, it turns out that there are so many people who know, from the small dealers to the children of the royal family, no less than dozens of people know where Lin Ye went. In the palace and outside the palace, this day and night, all of them were tossing around, and he and Xia Ji were still suspecting that Lin Ye's power was too great, and any concubine in the palace could do such power.

Lin Ye was wronged, so Mrs. Huayang had to find someone to vent her anger, thought for a while, and said: "Old Xiang, give you half a pillar of incense time, and go to the Guard Mansion to bring Yingcheng to me." One day and one night, what did I toss my leaves into, drank wine twice a day, and hid them in the cargo pile, and what is even more outrageous is that the leaves are still pregnant, and it is definitely enough to give birth to a child in the future. ”

Lin Ye stroked Mrs. Huayang's chest and said softly: "Grandma don't worry, Brother Yingcheng didn't know that I was pregnant beforehand, and I was ready to make amends." He didn't go to the palace to report it as soon as possible, but also for me to do something, and this matter should have been done, so he dared to enter the palace to listen to his grandmother's scolding. ”

Mrs. Huayang sighed and asked, "What did he do?" I'm getting more and more curious, will I reduce the punishment for him when it's done? ”

Everyone also showed puzzled looks, this time even Yingzheng and Zhongli couldn't guess that the level of this round lie was really getting higher and higher. What Yingcheng went to do should also be part of the lie, is there anything missing in Lin Ye's narrative?

Ren Zhongli couldn't guess what he thought about in a short time, so he simply relaxed and stared at everyone around the hall. Today, Lin Ye's round lie saw the minds of many people, and some people made her very angry.

Hu Ji was suddenly shocked in his heart, could it be that Mi Run has been on the ranch? She never left? In every link, there is no omission, and the only one who can find out the illusion is the maid Xiaocui. Xiao Cui's medical skills are very clever, Lin Ye is pregnant, it is impossible for her not to know.

It was only at the ranch that I found out that this was definitely not a coincidence, but a deliberately designed lie. Such a lie is perfect, even those who see through it can't tell it, because there are too many witnesses. Even if you see through it, it may not be broken, because except for Lin Ye, no one can make Xiaocui spit out the truth.

Now that there is a win, he went to complete a thing for Lin Ye, there is no loophole in such a statement, how else do you need to make up for the omission? Thinking of the child in Lin Ye's belly, Hu Ji felt in her heart, what Yingcheng went to do should be that thing......