Chapter 0507: The Way to Survive, Drink Pee and Eat Meat
In a small tent that has been set up, Liu Shiba, who has been washed and changed into a new camouflage uniform, is lying on a rocking chair with a golden knife, shaking and shaking......
Liu Shiba's right index finger and middle finger were still holding a seized cigarette, emitting wispy green smoke!
Ten days of heartache......
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At this time, Liu Shibai was still afraid!
He didn't expect that stepping into the ghost place of Lop Nur was like stepping into a cemetery!
Not to mention people on the road, not even a few wild camels, let alone anything to eat and drink!
Along the way, if it weren't for throwing a few more big oil barrels in the dimensional space, it is estimated that the five of them would have become dried corpses......
The most hateful is Liu Qianqian!
At the beginning, Liu Shibai was not familiar with the business of Lop Nur, so he allowed Liu Qianqian to wash his face and rinse his mouth with a basin of water in the morning and evening!
Not only that, but he is also the same ** as Liu Qianqian!
Even Cao Xiong, Qin Da, and the tour guide Chen Haowen also enjoyed the same treatment......
The consequences speak for themselves, just the day before yesterday, five people were cut off from water!
After being exposed to the sun of scorching heat for a day, Liu Eighteen and Fourteen finally became a little dehydrated and couldn't hold on!
However, on the other hand, the tour guide Chen Haowen is in good spirits, and the corners of his mouth are still moisturized, I don't know what the reason is?
We don't have water to drink, and this kid shouldn't have water to drink, right?
Could it be that there are still private goods hidden?
The four of them pressed him to the ground and searched, but he really found a large bottle of 5.5 liters of Coca-Cola in his broken backpack......
Seeing Coca-Cola, Liu Eighteen and the four people cheered and beamed with joy!
Chen Haowen looked at the four people singing and dancing stupidly, and was speechless for a long time......
"Poof!"
"Poof!"
The four of them closed their eyes and drank wildly, and after drinking, they felt that the taste was wrong......
Why is there a smell of burping?
The corners of Cao Xiong's mouth were dripping with a trace of yellow and black liquid, and he asked tremblingly:
"What kind of water is this?"
Liu Shiba's face was dark, and he tasted it silently, with a different taste......
Liu Qianqian ran to the side and almost vomited out the bitter gall!
Chen Haowen closed his eyes, spread his hands, looked like he loved it, and said loudly:
"It's pee! my pee ......"
"Whew!"
Liu Shibai suddenly felt that the five thunders were thundering, the sky was spinning, his throat was bitter, and he wanted to vomit but couldn't......
After being thirsty for a long time, urine is poured into the stomach, which instantly fills the shriveled nucleus......
"Birdman, believe it or not, I'm going to kill you with a punch?"
Qin was furious, and when he mentioned Chen Haowen, he made a gesture to beat someone. △↗,
Liu Qianqian's most direct, nerve-strong red handkerchief was a Tianjiao, and she rolled her eyes directly and fainted!
Liu Shibai sighed secretly, the person who fainted was really happy......
Cao Xiong's eyes puffed up and asked:
"Boy Chen, tell me what's going on?"
Qin Dayi threw Chen Haowen on the ground and found a place to pick his throat!
Chen Haowen rolled his eyes and looked at Cao Xiong and Liu Shibadao:
"On the first day I entered Lop Nur, I reminded you to save water, right?"
Liu Shibai gritted his teeth and said:
"Isn't it enough to be economical, so I wiped my face and mouth, and I didn't even wipe my buttocks?"
"Humph......"
Chen Haowen sneered and said:
"Wipe your face, rinse your mouth, don't you know, how many lives can be saved by the water to wipe your face in Lop Nur?"
Then, Chen Haowen added:
"I've persuaded you a few times, but you won't listen anyway, what can I do? I can't beat you, I can't reason, my fist is the truth!
So, I can only save my own urine, hoping to save a few lives one day!"
Liu Shibai looked at Chen Haowen dumbfounded, then turned his head to look at Cao Xiong, and only took a long breath and said:
"Chen Haowen, thank you!"
Just now, if it weren't for this bottle of Coke, maybe I would have died of thirst for one or two!
Cao Xiong walked back from not far away with an empty bottle, and said with a dark face:
"Now that the urine has been drunk, the old man can't pee anymore, just two or three drops!"
Speaking of this, Cao Xiong handed the bottle to Qin Da and gritted his teeth and said:
"Qin Da, go pee!"
Qin Da's face froze, and he shook his head decisively and said:
"Can't squeeze it out!"
Then, Qin Da threw the bottle to Liu Qianqian, who had just woken up from a fainting and looked stupid.
"Auntie, take the bottle to the back of the dunes and go to ...... Go pee!Get half a bottle of ......."
Liu ****** was angry, snatched the bottle and threw it away, gritted his teeth and said:
"This bottle is only for men, you know?"
Qin Da was full of unwillingness, and muttered:
"In that palace, isn't he standing with me, peeing......"
The others didn't feel anything when they listened, what kind of mess, Liu Qianqian was standing and urinating?
Are you kidding?
But! Qin Da's words, Liu Shibai heard it differently!
Could it be that Qin Da has regained his memory?
Liu Eighteen's eyes flashed, he turned his head to look at Qin Da, and said softly:
"Have you ever seen your mother-in-law, standing and peeing?"
Qin Da was stunned when he heard this, lowered his head and racked his brains, and said blankly:
"I don't think I've seen it, are you dreaming?"
Putting down the doubts in his heart, Liu Shibai turned his head to look at Chen Haowen, and said with a pleasant face:
"The urine is gone, we can't wait here to die, right?
You're not a guide, can't you find a water source?"
Chen Haowen shook his head solemnly and said:
"There is no water source within a hundred miles!"
Qin Da's face darkened, and he said angrily:
"Then you will take four of our masters and servants here to die?"
Chen Haowen smiled mysteriously and said:
"It's the closest to the nearest supply station, and it's also the closest ancient Silk Road to Lop Nur.
As long as there is an expedition, or a team looking for wild camels, this is the way to go. ”
Liu Eighteen nodded, looked at Chen Haowen and said:
"What do you mean, let's wait here?"
Chen Haowen's eyes flashed with wisdom, and he said with a wicked smile:
"At night, the temperature difference is bigger, so we bury ourselves under this little dune, and it's warm inside!
During the day, they are connected with clothes to form an awning, and people lie down to sleep to maintain their strength and hydration. ”
"If you say it, it's all about assuming an expedition passing by.
But if we don't drink water, at most we will burp the day after tomorrow, and if we don't see anyone the day after tomorrow, what should we do?"
Cao Xiong stared at the cloudy old eyes and wondered.
Qin Da, Liu Eighteen, Liu Eighteen, and the three of them, when they heard Cao Xiong say this, they couldn't help but look at the same time!
Liu Eighteen and Fourteen people, in the desert, they are simply dead bodies!
There is a specialization in the art industry, this sentence is absolutely true, Chen Haowen is a skilled hand who is proficient in desert survival.
A hint of fierceness flashed in Chen Haowen's eyes, turned his head to look at Liu Qianqian, and said fiercely:
"Then you have to bother Qin Da to do it, slaughter your mother-in-law, drink blood and eat meat......
It's better to die one than four!
In the law of survival of bandits in the desert, if there is no water source for food, women and the old and weak are living dry food......"
Liu Eighteen, Qin Da, Liu Qianqian were dumbfounded!
Cao Xiong raised his hand and pointed to his nose, glared at Chen Haowen, and said with a distorted face:
"What do you mean, eat her first? If you don't meet the explorer in two days, then it's the old man's turn?"
Chen Haowen nodded solemnly and said:
"That's right!"
Cao Xiong grinned, and said with a sad face:
"The old man's meat is old, and he can't cook it anymore......"
As a result, Liu Shibai and his party only skipped one night in shock, and they didn't wait for Liu Qianqian to commit suicide crazy.
The next day, I ran into these seven unlucky people who drove the east wind warriors......
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ps: This is today's 2nd update, and the next update will be around 10 o'clock in the morning!