Chapter 225: Presidential Candidates
Shangguan Feng never expected her to come up with this sentence, and just as she didn't know how to answer, Er Ya'er said again: "There is a reason why our sisters were arranged to follow you, now your importance is more important than everything, the country is very worried that you will be lured by other malicious forces and fall into their control, and the desire and impulse for the opposite sex will be an important weakness for you to be seduced, me and Xiaoyun, we ...... We were placed on your side for this reason as well, so...... Of course, if you like men, you can also change them, do you need to change them? ”
Shangguan Feng hurriedly said: "No need to change, I'm not interested in men, not at all." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Er Ya'er smiled: "Then it's settled, Xiaoyun and I will stay by your side, of course, you can ...... to us You can, you can also be with other people of the opposite sex, no one forbids you in this regard, and it is not an order, although you are a Chinese soldier, I just beg you, pay more attention to the influence, but also think more about your compatriots, we were not sent to spy on you, it is an auxiliary, it is really an auxiliary, even if one day in the future, you have established a country yourself, China will support it unconditionally. ”
Shangguan Feng felt that his throat and eyes were dry, and he was so nervous that he couldn't speak, he knew that the country attached great importance to him, but he never expected that it had come to this point, and he could build a country by himself? Let the common people bow to themselves? Just like Saddam Hussein and Lao Ka? Pull it down, having a car, a house, a deposit, and a beautiful woman is what you want most, who wants to equate it with those crazy people?
He sighed for a long time before he looked at Er Ya'er and said: "That, just build a country, I have never had a thing to break away from Chinese nationality, just give me better treatment in the future, as for you and Xiaoyun, let's look at fate, I declare to the country that I have not had any improper ...... with others The relationship between men and women is also legitimate...... Nor did it. ”
The second girl snorted and said: "Actually, I know, you are a person, you are confused on the surface, but you have the heart of a thief but you don't have the courage of that thief, you will really be paralyzed by fright at that time, and it is not certain who will sleep at that time." ”
was actually said by a woman, Shangguan Feng felt very uncomfortable in his heart, so he said stiffly: "You are talking nonsense about this." ”
The second girl straightened her chest and glared: "What? If you don't believe it, let's try it. ”
Shangguan Feng had no words again, so he had to walk outside in a gray manner, looking at the half-dark sky, Shangguan Feng couldn't help but feel angry, the big girls are so bold, is he really a passive type?
Anne on the roof smiled when she saw him come out, "How are the bear's paws stewed?" I'm starving. ”
Shangguan Feng now has lingering palpitations about women, how dare he talk to Anne more? He hurriedly replied, "I have to stew for a while." So he hurried to another room.
In the other room, Shangguan Feng took a breath easily, although he was nervous at this time, but his heart was also full of joy, Lao Tzu also had a day surrounded by flowers? This can really be regarded as a counterattack of the dick.,Which of these beauties around me is one out of ten thousand.,And all the Chinese and foreign countries.,If you can...... you still build a fart country? How many eyes do you lack to choose that kind of drudgery? Old Ka Lao Sakin big two and three fat guys, you guys are so stupid.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but start giggling, the inseparable dire wolf saw that he was happy, and immediately began to snort and wagged its tail at him, this dire wolf is a female, Shangguan Feng patted its head and smiled: "What? You have a crush on me too? If you really like me, I'll leave you a place too. ”
The she-wolf happily stuck out her tongue and squinted her eyes, and her mouth was popping, but at this time she heard someone outside: "What? You...... Hello this mouthful? Man and beast? ”
It turned out to be Smith, who walked into the house, Shangguan Feng's face was flushed at that time, and he hurriedly changed the topic and said, "Why did you come back so quickly?" Isn't it going to take hours to get there? ”
Smith said: "I came by jet plane, there are so many children, if you have a headache and brain fever, how can you do it without some medicine, I arranged a big helicopter to pick us up, but I can't get here until tomorrow morning, didn't you just say something?" What does it like about you? ”
Shangguan Feng hurriedly interrupted again: "You came just in time, I made a lot of bear paws stewed, come on, come quickly, it should be stewed." ”
The legendary bear's paw is delicious, everyone didn't eat any of them, but the second girl was stewed anyway, and the big pot of soup was just sprinkled with salt and was drunk by everyone, and the children were hungry fiercely, more than 20 bear paws were eaten clean, and even the bones were gnawed clean, they fell asleep, and slept very peacefully around the fire, as a father, Smith looked at the children and couldn't help sighing, do evil, before the cataclysm, these children were the most powerless to resist, and they were the first to encounter misfortune.
Anne wiped her hands elegantly, looked at Shangguan Feng and said, "It's dark, the clouds outside are very heavy today, and our eyesight can't see the outside clearly, how about your newly found companion?" Can I listen to you? ”
Shangguan Feng really has no bottom about this aspect, the house is full of children, what if this thing is anti-sexual? But he couldn't bear to kill, so he replied, "Otherwise, let it go, and let it go back and forth from there." ”
Anne said: "Don't, you can't let it go tonight, you have to rely on it to stand guard for us." ”
Shangguan Feng said in embarrassment: "It's so big, I'm afraid it can't be tied with a rope, how can we make it obedient to show us the door?" ”
Anne smiled: "No need to tie it, you carry it to the room, it can't jump off so high, you two have been on the roof together at night, your vision and hearing will not be affected, and it will definitely notice it first if there is movement." ”
actually put himself on the roof to drink the wind, and tonight, there will be no progress at all in the matter that Er Ya'er strongly requested, Shangguan Feng was a little suspicious that Anne had overheard what Er Ya'er said to him, so he deliberately arranged it like this.
Holding an AK and holding the she-wolf, Shangguan Feng sat on the roof bored, because he was afraid of being discovered, Anne even pinched his cigarette, he didn't dare not listen, there were so many children underneath, so he had to grit his teeth and endure it.
This place was originally empty, the wind was quite strong tonight, and I don't know what was below, but it was whining and whining by the wind at the same time, mixed with a crackling sound, Shangguan Feng couldn't see there, but the she-wolf in his arms reacted normally, but just when he shook his confidence, he saw the she-wolf in his arms suddenly stand up, lowered his head and began to stare at the room with a roaring guttural voice, Shangguan Feng hurriedly picked up the gun, and was staring at the two eyes when he swept around, only to hear Smith say: "Don't shoot, I'm coming up, you watch your little lover." ”
Shangguan Feng hugged the she-wolf and said, "What are you doing here?" ”
Smith smiled: "Accompany you, otherwise you will be so lonely alone." ”
Looking at the cigarette handed over by Smith, Shangguan Feng said puzzledly: "Didn't Anne say that you can't smoke?" What should I do if I am discovered? ”
Smith laughed: "She lied to you, she didn't smoke to prevent snipers, did snipers kill us?" Beast-proof? The beasts won't be staring at cigarette butts, don't worry, if someone does shoot us from the darkness, we'll know where they are. ”
Shangguan Feng had been holding back for a long time, and when he heard that he was reasonable, he hurriedly lit a cigarette, Smith looked at Shangguan Feng and smiled: "Before I came, I heard that Russia wants to nominate you to be their next president, are you interested?" ”
Shangguan Feng was dumbfounded, the next president of Russia, let himself be the one? He thought he had misheard, so he asked, "What should I do?" ”
Smith said: "President, if you want, their current acting president can immediately announce his resignation." ”
Shangguan Feng gasped: "Old bastard, you ...... Are you kidding me? ”
Smith said, "Is there such a joke? When they elect the president, you choose the village chief? ”
Shangguan Feng said: "I don't think they have elected the village head democratically, and Lao Tzu has no time to talk to them." ”
Smith pouted and said, "I guess you don't dare to agree, go back and tell the Russians to go, I won't give you this thunder." ”
Shangguan Feng said angrily: "Who the wouldn't dare? You tell them that it's okay to make me president, but the first thing I want to do is to annex Russia to China and ask them if they agree. ”
Smith frowned and said, "Yes, if you take all the presidents in this world at the same time, then the world will be the same, and there may be no more wars in the future." ”
Shangguan Feng said: "Don't dream there, Lao Tzu doesn't have that ability, bring me a cigarette again." (To be continued.) )