Li Hao and his wife, Li Zhi and his wife, and Li Mingda, the five of them ate in the restaurant, Abbot Huijing stood aside and waited, and let an old nun stand by and watch during the meal, Li Hao was very unaccustomed to it, and he was about to commit embarrassment, but there were many royal rules, and he couldn't help it.

After the meal, they began to discuss with Hui Jing the order of this action, because the prince's wish to be ordained by the princess is a major event, and there are many complicated rituals in it, which is quite time-consuming, and it is necessary to pay attention to the order.

After some discussion, they decided to let Hui Jing take the ordination for Li Mingda first, and then Li Mingda took the ordination for three days in the Daxiong Treasure Hall, that is, he did not enter the water and rice, and proved his devotion to the Buddha in front of the Buddha.

Then Li Hao and Li Zhi made their vows, and the vows were more awesome, and they must keep the vows in front of the Buddha for seven days, not into a drop of water and grains of rice, and thank the Buddha for his grace.

In fact, there are allusions to the saying of holding the precepts for seven days, it seems that some eminent monks and great virtues control the body with spiritual power, surpass the limits of the human body, and hold the precepts in front of the Buddha for seven days, without eating or drinking, and later generations follow suit, so there is a saying that the seven-day precepts are held.

But how many people can achieve the realm of spiritual control of the body, let Li Hao use the spirit to control the body? What about funny? Science has proved that if you don't drink water for three days, you can't bear it, let alone seven days, in fact, the current seven-day vows are just going through the motions, during which you have not eaten and drunk, and you haven't counted B in your heart, why bother with that layer of crotch cloth...... Ahh

Since the crown princess Wang and Li Ping are both pregnant women, and labor is imminent, they must not be able to keep the precepts for seven days, otherwise they will die, this arduous task naturally falls on the heads of Li Hao and Li Zhi, as husbands, it is natural for them to repay their wives on their behalf, and the children also have their share.

When leaving the restaurant, Li Zhi had already begun to discuss with Li Hao, how to divide the labor when holding the precepts for seven days, who was responsible for bringing wine, who brought dry food, and what delicious food to bring, Li Hao said that he was going to bring some chickens called flowers, roasted whole sheep or something, hard vegetables, boil hunger, and the voice of their discussion was quite loud, Abbot Huijing listened to it word for word, her expression became ugly, she originally thought that King Qiongnan was an unborn handsome man, and he was proficient in Buddhism, but she didn't expect him to drink wine and eat meat in front of the Buddha, just a bastard, Master Hui Jing Tailian recited silently: "Sin and sin ......"

The next day, Li Hao sent a difficult task to the special forces, to hunt, to hunt some wild goats or something, he was going to go to the chicken coop in Ganye Temple to steal chickens, to be called flower chickens, how to do without chickens, Li Zhi heard that Li Hao was going to steal chickens, he felt so exciting, so he also followed.

Ganye Temple raised more than 20 chickens, roosters crow, hens lay eggs, eggs can go down the mountain to exchange rice grain cloth or something, although Ganye Temple incense is prosperous, but they dare not use the incense money, most of those money is used to repair the temple and build a golden body for the Buddha or something, their daily expenses, generally solve their own problems.

Li Hao and Li Zhi secretly came to the outer courtyard of Ganye Temple responsible for raising livestock, two Jin Wuwei stood on the wall, Li Hao and Li Zhi stood on the shoulders of the two respectively, poked out their heads and looked into the courtyard, the yard was not small, there were many dried vegetables, chickens, donkeys, cows, and a big yellow dog was tied at the door.

"Wow, and donkeys and cows!" Li Zhi said excitedly, "Poetry madness, why don't we steal the donkey, it's enough for us to eat for seven days." ”

Li Hao looked at him with stupid eyes, and said: "Are you stupid or blind when you are these nuns, you can ignore one or two chickens, people only have one donkey, if the donkey is gone, it is difficult for people to pretend not to know, why don't you say stealing cattle?" ”

"Okay, let's steal the chickens." As soon as he thought that he was about to steal something for the first time in his life, Li Zhi was excited, his heart was like a rabbit, he had never done anything bad when he was so old, he had already donated a thousand pieces of sesame oil money, so he didn't feel guilty.

"I think this big yellow dog is not bad." Li Hao looked at the big yellow dog, touched his chin and muttered, "I haven't eaten dog meat for many years......"

Li Zhi asked: "But there is only one dog, if you steal the dog, you will also be discovered." ”

"It's fine." Wouldn't it be nice if we sprinkled some chicken feathers and blood on the ground when we left, creating the illusion that the dog would steal the chicken and then abscond.

"Sin, sin, sin." Li Zhiheshi silently chanted, and then suddenly raised his eyebrows and smiled evilly, "You are simply too smart, seamless." ”

It may be that Li Zhi spoke too loudly, and was heard by the big yellow dog, the big yellow dog barked, and a little nun immediately came out of the house, looking towards the courtyard, Li Hao quickly pressed Li Zhi's head against the wall, and said, "There is also a little nun, it's not easy to do." ”

Li Zhi said: "Why don't you wait for the evening." ”

"Good idea." Li Hao nodded, "Let's bring some meat in the evening, feed this dog, and he won't bark." ”

"Good idea." Li Zhi also praised Li Hao in the same words, the two looked at each other and smiled, laughing badly and badly, and then jumped down from the two Jin Wuwei, turned around and left.

The two Jin Wuwei glanced at each other and sighed secretly, obviously, they expressed helplessness about Li Hao taking Li Zhi to do it, but they also knew that they couldn't say anything about it, otherwise they were afraid that they would die a miserable death.

In the evening, the courtyard of the East Wing was full of the smell of meat, and a bonfire was lit in the middle of the courtyard, Li Zhi was slowly turning the iron barbecue fork, on which a fat roasted whole sheep was skewered, and Li Hao was brushing soy sauce.

"Go slower, slower, alas, yes, that's the speed......"

"Poet maniac, can you eat it?" Li Zhi was already swallowing saliva, and the fragrance was too tempting.

"Not yet, it's not ripe yet......"

The two of them ate nearly half of the roasted whole sheep, and the rest was given to their subordinates to eat, on a hot day, this thing won't last long, eat it today, and get it tomorrow.

In the middle of the night, "tuk, tuk, tuk" Li Hao's door sounded three times, very rhythmic, Li Ping slept lightly, got up and asked, "Who?" ”

Li Hao, who was on the couch next to him, hurriedly got up, lit a candle with a lighter, and said, "It's okay, you go to sleep, it's the prince, you have something to do with me." ”

Li Ping asked: "In the middle of the night, what are you Shinto doing?" ”

Li Hao said while getting dressed: "It's nothing, go ...... Admire the moon and chant poetry. ”

Li Ping knew that he was lying when he heard it, so he could only say: "Husband, take more people out, you also said that you must be careful when you go out." ”

"Well, don't worry, you keep sleeping." Li Hao blew out the candle and went out.

Li Zhi was anxiously waiting outside the door with two Jin Wuwei, and when he saw Li Hao coming out, he asked impatiently, "Did you bring the meat?" ”

Li Hao patted the bulging little cloth bag on his waist and said, "Bring it, the mutton specially left during the day is fragrant, to ensure that the big yellow dog eats well." ”

"Let's go!"

The group quietly came to the outer courtyard, the night was quiet, as soon as they approached the courtyard, the big yellow dog barked, Li Hao hurriedly threw a piece of mutton into the yard, and the dog barking really stopped.

Li Hao and they climbed to the wall to observe, with the help of the moonlight, they could see that the big yellow dog was gnawing on a leg of mutton bone, gnawing so seriously, this big yellow dog had been fasting with the nuns in the temple for many years, it is estimated that he had never tasted meat in his life, and now he suddenly ate a delicious leg of mutton, and the gods couldn't stop it.

Li Hao waited at the head of the wall for a while, but they didn't see the hut open, it can be seen that the little nun slept very deeply, and the two climbed over the wall to enter, Li Zhi didn't understand martial arts and was clumsy, but with Li Hao's help, everything was not difficult.

Seeing the two of them enter the yard, the big yellow dog looked up at them, Li Hao threw another piece of mutton over, and the big yellow dog happily took the mutton in one bite, devoured it, and continued to gnaw on the bones.

Li Hao gestured to Li Zhi: "You go and steal the chicken, I'll lead the dog." ”

Li Zhi nodded, ran to the chicken coop, took out a big cloth bag, opened the chicken coop to catch the chicken, he caught the chicken for the first time, a little scared, afraid of being pecked, but he reached in and fished left and right, and found that the chicken would only hide, and did not peck him, so he was relieved, and soon caught a chicken, stuffed it into his pocket, and continued to catch.

Li Hao approached the big yellow dog, the big yellow dog bared his teeth and issued a warning sound, this is protecting the food, Li Hao threw another piece of mutton in the past, okay, the big yellow dog really didn't warn him, happily ate the mutton, and when it finished eating, Li Hao took out a stick bone, took it directly in his hand, handed it to the dog, the dog opened his mouth to eat, Li Hao punched the dog on the nose, the big yellow dog screamed, fainted to the ground, Li Hao's blow was very powerful, the dog nose is still the weakness of the dog, so a blow knocked it out.

Li Hao tore off the dog leash and stuffed the big yellow dog into the cloth bag, Li Zhi also grabbed the chicken over there, and the two met with the cloth bag on their backs, Li Hao asked in a low voice: "Where are the chicken feathers?" ”

Li Zhi stretched out his right hand, his hands were full of chicken feathers, and Li Hao said: "Sprinkle the ground." ”

Li Zhi sprinkled the chicken feathers on the ground, Li Hao took out a small porcelain bottle, which contained sheep blood, pulled out the cork of the porcelain bottle, sprinkled some blood on the ground, and it was done.

The two threw the two cloth bags out of the wall first, and then Li Zhi stepped on Li Hao's shoulders and climbed out of the courtyard wall, and Li Hao finally went out.

Next, Li Zhi and Li Hao ran back happily as if they were crazy, Li Zhi felt that he had never lived so exciting when he was so big, and the feeling of releasing himself was so cool.

Back in the courtyard of the East Chamber, the two opened the cloth bag and poured out the chickens and dogs inside, Li Hao looked at it and immediately exclaimed: "Why did you steal so many chickens?" Five? ”

Li Zhi smiled and said: "Anyway, there is a big yellow dog to help us take the blame, what are you afraid of." ”

Li Hao widened his eyes and asked, "Can this big yellow dog eat five chickens in one meal?" ”

Li Zhi suddenly scratched his head, he ignored this question, and could only smile awkwardly: "Anyway, I stole it, so be it, by the way, are we stealing chickens and dogs?" ”

Li Hao raised his eyebrows and said, "The chickens and dogs are here, do you think they count?" ”

"Hey...... "Li Zhike smirked.

Li Hao decided to raise the chickens and dogs in the yard first, and then kill them when they were going to take the precepts, but Li Zhi couldn't help it, insisted on killing a chicken first to satisfy his hunger, Li Hao had no choice but to slaughter a chicken first, and called the flower chicken, after the flower chicken was done, the two of them drank wine and ate chicken in the pavilion.

Just as they were happily eating chicken and drinking, a figure entered the mountain like a ghost and came to Wu Meiniang's room through the secret passage, this person was Liang Ding.