459, Wu Mingqi asked the madman You Heng blood-stained text
Wu Liren was still not angry, and Kong Rong was very happy in his heart at this time: It must be that the lord saw my book and tolerated him so much, and I hope that You Heng can stop in moderation. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"Zhengping, Hugh should be too presumptuous, my lord is smart and wise, not comparable to ordinary mediocrity; The thief is also incomparable......"
Before Kong Rong finished speaking, he saw You Heng wave his hand fiercely, and Kong Rong was interrupted by him.
"What does Gong Wu have to say?"
"Dare to ask what the priest is capable of? Ming is not talented, although the knowledge of the chest is not as good as Yangming, Wenhe, Wenju, etc., but he is also willing to be with the priest for a long time, but what? ”
When You Heng heard that Wu Liren actually wanted to take a written test with him, he couldn't help laughing: "Wu Gong is not overly worried about it, so he will give birth to this hysteria?" Heng knows astronomy, knows geography, three teachings and nine streams, all of them are all connected, where does Wu Gong want to compete? ”
Wu Liren slowly got up at this time, walked in front of You Heng, and looked at the tense atmosphere of the martial arts at this time, he suddenly laughed, and then looked directly at You Heng, his eyes suddenly had a murderous aura, You Heng was not afraid at all, and looked at Wu Liren.
"You Zhengping, you claim to know astronomy, then let me ask you, do you know that the ground is 380,000 kilometers away from the moon? Did you know that the Sun is more than a million times the size of the Earth? Did you know that tides are formed by the combined action of the sun and the moon? Do you know how many unknown secrets are hidden behind the vast starry sky? ”
Seeing that You Heng was stunned and couldn't say a word, Wu Liren smiled and shook his head, "You don't know!" You say you know geography, but did you know that our world is made up of seven continents and four oceans? Do you know that there are not only China, our descendants of Yan and Huang, but also the other three major ancient civilizations of ancient Egypt, ancient Babylon, and ancient India? You know that you have been going in one direction from here, and you will come back here one day, because the earth we live on is round! You don't know! You don't know! ”
At this time, You Heng said in a faint and small voice: "The sky is round and the place is ancient, how can you be allowed to open a river here?" ”
His words were so unconfident, although Wu Liren said things that he had never heard of, but his words were so conclusive that he couldn't find a basis for counterattacking at all.
"Since ancient times, how many things have changed since ancient times, if they are all in accordance with the thinking of the old people, then why can we use small seals from the beginning of the knotted rope record, to the later Cangjie characters, and to the first emperor to use the small seal? The first inscription recorded on the bell tripod, then to the oracle bone inscription on the turtle shell, to the current bamboo slips, and now, the Xiapi paper mill has made a very suitable paper, do you know how to balance? ”
After speaking, Wu Liren grabbed a stack of paper from the table and stuffed it into the hands of the distracted You Heng, who seemed to be still incredible, touching the soft and comfortable paper, speechless.
"You say, you teach all kinds of things, and you know everything, so tell me, how many bones are in the body of a normal adult? Why do apples fall from trees instead of flying into the sky? Why does the silver needle turn black after a drug test? Why is the moon cloudy? ”
You Heng subconsciously shook his head, although these things are very simple common sense in the later life, but now for You Heng, they are completely like the world's top ten unsolved mysteries.
"Haha, you don't know, do you? Then let me tell you, there are 206 bones in a normal adult, the apple will fall to the ground because of the gravitational attraction of the earth, the silver needle test poison turns black because the sulfide in the galactic poison reacts to produce silver sulfide, the moon is cloudy and sunny because the moon revolves around the earth, the earth revolves around the sun, and when it turns to the other side, it is not visible. ”
You Heng felt a deep sense of powerlessness at this time, this sense of powerlessness was something he couldn't overcome no matter what, Wu Liren said these things he had never heard of, and he didn't even know what he was talking about, but he made himself feel how lonely he was.
Kong Rong saw that Wu Liren used such a big explanation to say that You Heng was in a trance, and he himself secretly wiped a handful of sweat, these things are not only unknown to Youheng, I'm afraid no one can understand. However, Kong Rong still wanted to ease the relationship between the two, and said with a smile: "The lord is really knowledgeable, which is not comparable to us!" But there are splendid articles on the flat belly, and the talent is quick, which is indeed beyond the comparison of ordinary people. ”
At this time, Wu Liren seemed to have some discomfort in his throat because he had just said too much, and coughed lightly. He picked up a glass of water and took a sip lightly, when he saw someone outside the hall trotting in excitedly and shouting: "Lord, General Tianwang got a parrot from Hefei and specially gave it to the lord for amusement." ”
Wu Liren nodded, and ordered him to bring the parrot in the cage over, at this time, You Heng was a little relieved, and when he saw the parrot in the cage, he couldn't help but sigh.
"Your sergeant, Wenju said that you are quick to think, so you may use this parrot as the theme to make an essay?"
When You Heng heard this, his eyes suddenly showed joy, this is what he is good at, writing articles or something, it is what he is good at, he nodded again and again, Wu Liren commanded loudly: "Pen and ink wait!" Thy priest shall write on this Zuobo paper." ”
You Heng took a deep breath, everything Wu Liren said just now, he was like an idiot, he didn't know anything, but this article must make Wu Liren look at himself with admiration, You Heng secretly cheered himself up in his heart.
As soon as he got off the pen, Kong Rong on the side leaned over, and as soon as he wrote a few sentences, Kong Rong couldn't help but praise: "Good article, good article!" ”
Wu Liren hurriedly ordered: "Wenju might as well read it out and share it with the princes." ”
Kong Rong smiled and began to read.
"But the spirit birds of the Western Regions are quite natural. The essence of the body is wonderful, and the brilliance of the fire is bright. Sexual argument and can speak, only clever to recognize the machine...... With the emperor and equal to the beauty, Yan Bide is better than the birds? ”
As soon as he read this, Kong Rong stopped, because You Heng had not finished writing the next sentence, and then Wu Liren suddenly read aloud: "So the sound of Envy Fang is far away, and the great spirit is commendable...... It is better to obey and avoid harm than to disobey and die. Therefore the giver is rewarded, and the wounded is punished. ”
After reading this paragraph, You Heng can no longer write it down, because what Wu Liren is reading is exactly what You Heng is thinking, and the first few sentences have been written, which are exactly the same as what Wu Liren read, as if Wu Liren was doing Fu, and You Heng was just recording it on the side. You Heng slowly raised his head and looked at Wu Liren, his eyes were full of incredulity, and he muttered to himself: Impossible, impossible! No way!
This was not only the reaction of You Heng, but also the reaction of many civil and military officers under Wu Liren, and everyone had no idea what was going on.
"Your genius and quickness turned out to be just a steal of the famous sayings of the ancients? This "Parrot Fu" was written by Dongfang Shuo, a famous scholar during the time of Emperor Wu, and was recorded in the "Selected Anthologies of Unknown Anecdotes". It turns out that the so-called quick thinking of your priest is just a knowledgeable and knowledgeable person, and he is good at borrowing other people's strange texts. Wu Liren's sneering made You Heng seem to feel a pair of malicious eyes staring at him, laughing unscrupulously. The more he thought about it, the more depressed he became, his face was flushed, his head was buzzing, and he couldn't even hear Kong Rong's call on the side.
You Heng's breathing became heavier and heavier, more and more rapid, and suddenly he didn't hold back his breath, and with a "poof", a large mouthful of blood spurted out, dyeing all the half-made fuwen in front of him bright red.
"Zhengping!"
Kong Rong roared and rushed over to support the crumbling You Heng; At this time, Wu Liren didn't expect that he would be able to make You Heng so angry that he vomited blood, he just wanted You Heng to be convinced, so as to complete the task of the pit father of the system. If You Heng is angry to death, and the system judges that his mission has failed, then he is really dumb and eats Coptis chinensis, and he can't say anything about his suffering.
"Go and invite Mr. Sun!"