People want faces, trees want bark, people want faceless, and the world is invincible.

Overnight, Xiao Zhan stole dozens of households and handed over all the money to Long Xiaoqi.

"It's pretty much the same, dare to steal Lao Tzu's money? How you stole it, you have to steal it back for Lao Tzu! Long Xiaoqi patted the money, and said with a sinister smile at Xiao Zhan: "Hey, hey...... Little Wang Eight Lambs, fight with me? You're still too tender! ”

"You did it on purpose?" Xiao Zhan glared at Long Xiaoqi.

"What deliberately?" Long Xiaoqi looked confused.

Seeing his expression, Xiao Zhan really wanted to punch this old bug in the face.

He listened to Shengmi's invitation yesterday, and then he was fooled by the other party to steal the money back.

This is what Long Xiaoqi did on purpose, this old bug, it's too shameless, right?

"Old man, you are so unauthentic, you are really ......"

"Okay, let's not talk about this person." Long Xiaoqi interrupted Xiao Zhan's words with a smile: "Actually, I did a good job this time, and the degree of shamelessness is worse than mine." I believe you also feel what the people at the bottom are fighting for and what they are protecting. ”

Xiao Zhan was stunned for a moment, he really hadn't thought deeply about this question, but now that Long Xiaoqi said it, he was immediately deeply touched.

It's a tactic!

The chickens, ducks, geese and dogs were all stolen and eaten by him Xiao Zhan, in order to continue to eat, in order not to let people expose his old bottom, in order to gag people's mouths, he preemptively scolded himself.

What's the matter with scolding yourself?

In this case, the villagers knew that they did it themselves, but he helped others scold him, and he really blocked his mouth.

and successfully created a second-rate image, so that everyone didn't know what to do with him.

is hatred and fear, and he can only let him do it.

"They are people who follow the rules, and second-rate people don't follow the rules that everyone recognizes, so the second-rate people in every village are a headache." Long Xiaoqi put his hands behind his back and said: "Back then, I didn't know that this was a collision between rules and irregularities, but now I know the relationship between the two. To put it simply, the villagers are honest and follow the rules, so if you use irregular methods, you will get results beyond your imagination. Conversely, what if you encounter a group of unruly people? Hehe, then make rules for them, trap them in the rules, and then you use unruly means against them! ”

Xiao Zhan's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he suddenly felt that Long Xiaoqi, who had always been known for his Hu Lai, was simply a philosopher of life.

"It's called...... Rogue tactics. Long Xiaoqi bit the cigarette butt and said triumphantly: "This world is full of rule-abiding people and groups, such as a force, their rules of engagement, their tactical concepts, their professionalism, the requirements they receive, their taboos, etc., are all their rules." Another example is the fanatical religious terror forces, many of whom feel that there are no rules for doing whatever they want, but in fact there are rules...... They are brainwashed, they are very cruel, they only know how to charge and do not know how to retreat, they think that death is the greatest glory, but if you want to take their scriptures and threaten to burn them...... Hey, hey, hey, hey. ”

A string of cold and cunning laughter came out of Long Xiaoqi's mouth, this guy has too many eyes, and he has indeed thoroughly understood the rules and non-rules for so many years.

"I understand, I ......"

"You know!" Long Xiaoqi scolded: "Hurry up and prepare, you still have something to do." But this time I won't let you starve, and I won't have a chance to steal other people's chickens, ducks, geese and dogs, but ......"

"But what?" Xiao Zhan asked.

"You have to follow my rules, or ...... You're still losing. ”

"Good!"

“……”

Xiao Zhan nodded, eager to try, he felt that a brand new window had been opened by Long Xiaoqi in front of him.

Second-rate, rogue, shameless, shameless...... This knowledge deals with irregular actions of the rules and is a hooligan tactic.

……

After a day of rest, Xiao Zhan was no longer a second-rate son, and he was dressed in a city control uniform on the ship, and he became a glorious chengguan member.

When he put on this dress, he felt uncomfortable all over his body, and he never dreamed that he would one day become a chengguan.

It's a great job, and it's very, very difficult to do.

To put it simply, if the urban management work is done well, that is what you should do; If you can't do a good job in urban management, just wait to be scolded.

"Today's task is the pedestrian street, and no itinerant vendors are allowed to appear on both sides of the pedestrian street, so you know what to do, right?" The captain who gathered the people said.

"Yes!"

"Okay, let's go!"

“……”

Xiao Zhan, who mixed into the team, followed the car and set off, rushing towards the pedestrian street.

When they arrived, the vendors on both sides panicked, as if they had been swept away, and ran away with their carts.

"Hurry up, chase me!" The captain shouted.

The team members ran forward, jumping the chickens and dogs chased by the small traders, and Xiao Zhan was stunned for a moment.

Of course, he knows about urban management law enforcement, but this is the first time to look at it from a subjective standpoint.

"No stalls here! Confiscate everything and pull the car into the team! ”

"Bang!"

The sound of scales slamming on the ground rang out.

"I'll never come again next time, give me a chance, give me a chance......"

"Opportunity? How many opportunities have you been given? How many times have I said that setting up a stall here affects the appearance of the city. We give you a chance, who gives us a chance? Is it once or twice? Yes?! Take it all, take it all! ”

The caught company brought people into the team, and this law enforcement was simply decisive.

Xiao Zhan felt that this was a bastard, he couldn't stand it, and thought that he couldn't sit idly by, but just when he was about to stand up for the small traders, he suddenly remembered that he was also a member of the chengguan team now.

"Captain, isn't it good to enforce the law like this?" Xiao Zhan said in a low voice.

"Then you tell me a good one?" The captain glared fiercely: "It is strictly forbidden to set up stalls in the open air on the pedestrian street, three orders and five declarations will not work, and the leaders above will remove me, how can you let me enforce the law?" ”

"It's not easy for them, hehehe......" Xiao Zhan handed the captain a cigarette and pleaded with a smile: "It's all a family, maybe they just expect this small stall to make some money to support their families......"

The captain didn't take Xiao Zhan's cigarette, and stared at the newcomer as if he was looking at a monster.

"Your name is Xiao Zhan, right?"

"Yes."

"You're sick in the head, aren't you? They set up stalls to make money to support their families, so I don't have to make money to support my family? I am old and young, I expect to do the salary of the city management, if I don't do a good job, what will my wife and children do? You're a spy they've sent, aren't you? ”

Xiao Zhan was speechless: Yes, those who do urban management also have to make money to support their families.

This is completely opposite, there is nothing wrong with small traders making money to support their families, and it is understandable for urban management to make money to support their families, they seem to be right.

One, two, three...... Xiao Zhan was dizzy from hunger again, he had no money or food, and he didn't even have a place to steal chickens, ducks, geese and dogs.

This is the rule that Long Xiaoqi set for him, if someone gives him something to eat, he can eat, but he is absolutely not allowed.

The problem is that no one gives him anything to eat, and he is a new temporary worker, and people don't call him for dinner.

Xiao Zhan was hungry and had a little breakdown.

……

(End of chapter)