Shangguan Feng drank too much, he felt that the world was spinning, when he was in college, he drank with his classmates, but he drank a lot of beer, and he didn't have any worries at that time, his father's stomach disease was not able to drink more, so Shangguan Feng rushed to drink as much as eight taels of that bottle of wine. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Looking at the iron-gray roof of the plane, he thought to himself, now I know, it turns out that this plane is similar to the feeling of riding a roller coaster, it is all up and down, I remember that when he first got on the plane, he seemed to have fallen, as if he had hit someone, who was it? I don't know if the impact is heavy, have people been injured?

After trying to look around with his drunken eyes open, he realized that there were only two people in the cabin, he and the bearded Smith, so he must have hit him, seeing this Shangguan Feng stiffened his tongue and said, "I ...... just now It's you who hit it, right? You...... You okay. ”

Smith looked puffed, glanced at him and said, "It's okay." ”

Shangguan Feng smiled and said, "It's okay...... Why do you still have an old face? ”

Smith snorted and said, "You smell the smell in this cabin, and the smell on me, why don't you vomit on me?" ”

Shangguan Feng sighed and smiled: "Spit on you...... body, then I'll wipe it for you. As he spoke, he clumsily leaned over to Smith.

Smith frowned and said, "Forget it, you still lie down honestly, you know that you have to get on the plane and drink so much wine, do you have a long brain?" I don't understand what your father thinks. ”

, he dared to say my father, this didn't hit him all over the ground to find his teeth, and his brain was still in chaos, Shangguan Feng roared angrily and staggered towards Smith, that Smith didn't understand what was going on at first, but when he saw Shangguan Feng staring at his eyes and teeth and about to pinch his neck, he hurriedly dodged and said, "What's wrong with you?" What is this for? ”

Damn, it's quite flexible, and the empty Shangguan Feng pointed at Smith and said, "You dare to scold my dad, see how I clean you up." After speaking, he looked for it in the cabin in a daze.

Smith was stunned by what he said, stared and thought for a while, and then said, "I scolded your father?" It can't be, did you hear it wrong. ”

Shangguan Feng, who was looking around for bricks, waved his hand and said: "Don't talk to me, you dare to scold my father, see if I don't shoot you lying down, what the is this broken plane?" Why don't you even have a brick? ”

Na Smith said angrily: "How can you be like this after drinking a little wine, it's like a mad dog." ”

I really couldn't find the guy who took advantage of it, only a mineral water bottle filled with water was placed there, Shangguan Feng reached out and picked up the weapon and said, "Don't hide if I hit you." ”

Seeing that he pounced crookedly again, Smith couldn't help frowning, reached out and grabbed his wrist while dragging him to the seat, and said, "Okay, you still lie down honestly, why do you drink some wine and make such a fuss?" ”

This rabbit cub actually wants to compete with himself, NND, who is afraid of whom, thinking of this, Shangguan Feng Shen Dantian stared at this with his arms and stared at this Smith, Smith gritted his teeth angrily, and wanted to press Shangguan Feng down without speaking at the moment, and after pinching it for a while, Smith's brows wrinkled, and Shangguan Feng was also trying his best to face red, at this moment, the entire fuselage suddenly trembled violently, and Shangguan Feng and Smith also rolled and fell to the ground like two cockroaches in a canned food box.

Taking advantage of the overturn, the sober-minded Smith pressed Shangguan Feng under his body, and after controlling his hands, Smith said angrily: "If you are messing around, I will find a rope to tie you up." ”

At this time, Shangguan Feng was speechless in pain, because at the same time as he overturned, the mineral water bottle he was holding in his hand fell right on his stomach, and it was still the hardest bottle mouth, and Smith saw that Shangguan Feng's face suddenly turned pale and hurriedly said, "What's wrong with you?" Did you fall somewhere? ”

Shangguan Feng's stomach at this time was like turning over the river and pounding the sea, only to feel a sharp itch in his throat, and the leftovers of the residual wine in his stomach were all spit on Smith's face like a fountain, and the wine went out, Shangguan Feng was a lot more sober at that time, what is this called, when he thought of what he had just done, he even turned his neck red, and hurriedly took out the handkerchief that the old lady gave him and handed it over: "I'm sorry, I went too far just now." ”

Smith had just wiped the vomit that had covered his eyes at this time, and when he saw him hand over the handkerchief, he waved his hand and said, "Forget it, you can just bet some money next time." ”

Shangguan Feng blushed and said, "I'll help you to sit back on the chair." ”

Smith took his hand away and said, "Okay, I'll thank God for you to sit down." ”

Shangguan Feng smiled and found a chair by the window and sat down, "You really have two brushes, and you can even get the airplane." ”

That Smith didn't pay attention to him, and Shangguan Feng was embarrassed to talk to others anymore, so he had to look out the window, but after only looking at it for a while, the sweat on Shangguan Feng's head came down, and the place where he sat was exactly where the wing was, and from here it could be seen that with the rotation of the engine, the wing was also shaking up and down frantically.

Oh no, isn't it just going to fall off the arm of the plane like this? Seeing this scene, Shangguan Feng's frightened three souls came out of their shells, and the seven spirits flew into the sky, and suddenly jumped up from their seats and rushed to the cab and shouted: "Hurry down, land quickly, the plane is about to fall." ”

Na Smith was taken aback by Shangguan Feng's words, but he only glanced at the wings and jumped over to hug Shangguan Feng and said, "Don't go over and make trouble, come back and sit down." ”

Shangguan Feng's eyes were on fire, and he broke his hands and said hurriedly: "The plane is about to fall, don't you see that the plane is about to shake off?" ”

Smith's wrists were pinched red by Shangguan Feng, and he grinned with painful teeth: "This kind of plane is like this, are you nervous?" ”

That's all there is to this kind of aircraft? Although Shangguan Feng, who was suspicious, was still worried, the desperate struggle stopped, and Smith let go of him and slumped in his chair and said, "You haven't been on a small or medium-sized plane, have you?" Planes like this are like this, and some types of aircraft are much more shaky than this. ”

Shangguan Fengxin also sat down in his chair and said, "This is my first time flying, good guy, it almost scared me out of my heart attack, why don't you get a bigger plane?" It's also comfortable to sit on. ”

Smith smiled bitterly: "It's good to have this one, the large planes are busy transporting supplies, but now they are suffering from disasters everywhere, and how much fuel does it cost for the large planes to fall together?" Now that the world's oil production system and oil refining system are unable to work, and only rely on the strategic oil reserves accumulated in normal times to maintain the work, this time only the two of us, can we not be careful to calculate? ”

Shangguan Feng sighed and was silent, but Smith sat up straight and said, "Hey, do you know what I used to do? ”

Why did he ask this? I don't care what you did in the past, thinking of this, Shangguan Feng glanced at him and said, "I think...... You used to be a pig killer. ”

Smith was stunned for a moment, then smiled: "You won't say two good words?" Let me tell you, I used to serve in the SEAL Squad and served two terms as an instructor. ”

Damn, this damn American devil wanted to scare me, he gave Smith a disdainful look and said, "Do you know what I used to do?" It's from the killer whale brigade. ”

Smith was stunned for a moment, frowned, and said, "Killer whale brigade? Is it also your Chinese special forces? I haven't heard of it. ”

Shangguan Feng laughed and said: "Of course you haven't heard of it, it's the most top-secret information, I told you because you are not bad, you have to keep it secret, killer whales, I specialize in eating your seals." ”

Smith laughed and said, "Killer whales, why don't you call them the Great White Shark Brigade, can't that one also eat seals?" ”

Shangguan Feng snorted and said, "Yes, but it's not a mammal, so I didn't participate if I wasn't interested." ”

Smith couldn't help but laugh and said, "So you killer whales and great white sharks are the elite of the elite, so now that they have come to this point, why haven't you seen them come out?" ”

Shangguan Feng said: "Why didn't you come out?" Am I not out now? ”

Smith laughed, "What? Are you alone in killer whales and great white sharks? ”

NND, aren't you just a seal instructor? I'd rather be beaten to death than scared to death, thinking of this, Shangguan Feng picked up the mineral water bottle again and said, "I'm not enough?" If you don't believe us, I'll take this, you go find a brick, or I'll deceive you. ”

Smith hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Forget it, you're a mad dog, I can't afford to mess with you, in fact, I want to ask you a question, how do you have so much strength?" You're just a college student, I've experienced high-intensity training, the Caucasian physical strength itself is slightly higher than the yellow one, and I'm half a head taller than you, it stands to reason that I should be able to subdue you easily, but when I wrestled just now, I found that your strength is much greater than mine, what the hell is going on? ”

Shangguan Feng sighed and said, "Then why didn't I get you to lie down just now?" ”

Smith smiled bitterly, "You don't know how to use this advantage yet, if you are also trained, it will be easy to subdue me." ”

This old thing is reasonable, Shangguan Feng hurriedly put on a smiling face and said, "Then you can teach me." ”

Smith laughed: "It's a killer whale and a great white shark, and you still use me to teach?" ”

Shangguan Feng said with a smile: "Complementary, complementary, it will be regarded as international exchange." ”

Smith smiled wryly: "Complementary? So what can I make up from you? ”

Shangguan Feng smiled: "If there are more, I can ...... Well, I'll teach you how to distinguish the types of paleontology from fossilized teeth, and how well they are subfamilies and subgenera, as well as when they appeared and became extinct, but let's just say that, it's limited to paleomammals. ”

Smith stroked his forehead with his hand and smiled bitterly: "My God, your Orca Brigade is too profound in knowledge, so please spare me." ”