Canonization of Zhaoxun, the ceremony is very simple, and it doesn't need anything from Li Chengqian, it is so simple that it ends after giving Chunxiao a sub-booklet.

After a day of rest, Li Chengqian inexplicably had an extra wife, which made him very uncomfortable, and in the midst of his chaotic thoughts, a big hand fell on his neck, which made him suddenly startled.

When he looked back, he found that it was Li Er who was patting him from behind, and he hurriedly saluted: "Erchen has seen his father." ”

"Excuse me" His Majesty Li Er waved his hand, with exhaustion on his face, but a smile flashed in his eyes, and he said: "In the end, I have grown up and know how to flirt with girls." ”

Well, this lascivious reputation can't run away.

However, His Majesty Li Er didn't seem to want Li Chengqian to explain, so he sat down next to Empress Changsun and said softly: "I'm tired today, but there are some interesting things to talk about." ”

His Majesty Li Er was addicted to listening to the story last time, and when he saw Li Chengqian, he wanted to hear the story.

"Fun fact?" Li Chengqian repeated with a bitter face, he is not the king of stories, where are there so many interesting things?

"Okay, you'll be told about eating the overlord's meal." His Majesty Li Er didn't seem to see Li Chengqian's bitter face, and the old god was there.

Isn't it already over? Li Chengqian looked at the eldest grandson with a plea for help, but found that the eldest grandson didn't look at him at all, so he had no choice but to rack his brains and start thinking.

For a while, I really thought of a story similar to the three levels of promotion, so I slowly moved to the chair on the side of the bed, sat down tentatively, and saw that my father and mother didn't say anything, so I continued: "Father, wait a while, and the son will speak slowly." ”

Originally, I really wanted to say that I was promoted to three levels in a row, but I thought that there were too many insinuations about the DPRK and politics, but Li Chengqian really didn't dare to say it.

During the Northern and Southern Dynasties, there was a country whose prime minister had a daughter in his family, who gave birth to flowers and moons, and was very talented.

The woman was 16 years old, and when it was time to get married, she found that she was too knowledgeable and did not have a worthy husband, so she decided to marry her, as long as there was a man who said the right sentence, she would marry her.

And the last sentence written by the woman is: The building near the water gets the moon first.

"The building near the water gets the moon first? Something interesting. "Li Er is a knowledgeable person, and he is also quite accomplished in poetry, and he naturally wants to pair up when he sees a good pair.

At this time, Li Chengqian naturally couldn't continue to talk about it, so he had to keep silent and wait for Li Er to think about it. But the heart is pouting, since the Song Dynasty came out of this sentence, through the ages, except for the 'sunny flowers and trees meet spring early', there is no other sentence, he will never believe that this cheap dad can think of it.

Sure enough, after a long time, Li Er exhaled a long breath, shook his head, and glanced at the eldest grandson. It means that I can't think of the next link for a while, or I can't be neat when I match it.

However, Comrade Lao Li did not believe that Li Chengqian could come up to him, thinking that he was making trouble, and he couldn't help but secretly sigh that this Jianqian would be rewarded and indeed worthy of his reputation, so he immediately took out a pair to retaliate after suffering a little grievance.

"Go on." Comrade Lao Li wanted to think about it, but at the same time, he also hoped that Li Chengqian would really have a lower link, and if there was no ......, Li Er decided to beat this kid for 20 more boards as a punishment.

"Whoa!"

The matter of the woman's recruitment spread quickly, but because the pair was too difficult, no one was right for a while, and in the end, the news came to the ears of a straw bale outside the city.

She doesn't know how to learn, but she has a very knowledgeable father, so she went home and asked with the attitude of trying it out.

Unexpectedly, he was sarcastically ridiculed by his father, and finally said that he was not knowledgeable enough, even if he was right, he would have to show his stuff when he turned back, but after all, it was his son, and after hesitating for a long time, the father told his son the next sentence.

Li Er's eyes couldn't help but open slowly when he heard this, waiting for Li Chengqian to say the next sentence, at this time he already had a few abdominal cases in his heart, but he didn't feel that it was too neat, so he didn't say it, and at this time he also wanted to hear what Li Chengqian's next sentence was.

His Majesty the Poor Emperor of the Tang Dynasty didn't know that Li Chengqian was not fighting alone at this moment, but fighting with the crystallization of the wisdom of all celebrities for more than 1,300 years.

The next sentence is: Sun-facing flowers and trees meet spring early.

"Good. A good sentence is that the sunflowers and trees are early in spring. His Majesty Li Er waited for a long time, and finally waited for Li Chengqian's next sentence, and after thinking about it, he couldn't help but applaud. I also forgot about beating Li Chengqian's board in my heart.

This sentence alone is enough to expose the matter of the overlord's meal, which shows how much His Majesty Li Er likes pairs.

"Second brother, Cheng Qian hasn't finished talking yet." Empress Eldest Sun couldn't help but persuade when she saw Li Er's somewhat crazy appearance.

"Uh-huh. And then and so on, and so on. His Majesty Li Er, who calmed down a little, waved his hand and said.

"Whoa!"

The straw bun boy got the next sentence from his father, and naturally his heart was happy, and after a few days, he had the idea of going to the capital to try, so he found an opportunity to run out of the house, took a little scholar, and went straight to the capital.

It's just that along the way, thinking about what his father said he didn't learn, the straw bag boy felt that he couldn't let time pass in vain, and began to become studious.

When he saw an old ox ploughing the field, he asked the people what they were doing. SO A LEARNED PERSON TOLD HIM THAT THIS WAS: TRANSFER THE LAND BACK TO PLOUGH (JING), AND THE STRAW BALES WERE WRITTEN DOWN AND KEPT FOR LATER USE.

When the sun dried the water in the puddles on the ground, the soil in the puddles rolled up, and they asked people what it was. A learned person told him that this is: the Book of the Heavens.

Then I met the doll herding the cow and naughtily whipped the flowers on the peach tree with a whip, and asked people what it was. There are still scholars who tell him this: a small cow whipping peach blossoms.

In the end, when the straw bag met the little doll and threw a stone into the well, he still asked the person what it was. The learned told him this: a stone broke through the well in the sky.

The young master of straw bags got four sentences, and when he arrived in the capital, he rushed to the door of the prime minister's house happily, and saw that there was a pair hanging opposite the prime minister's house, so he leaned over and pretended to watch.

At this time, there was a crowd of people under the pair, and most of them were meditating, wanting to come up with the next sentence and hug the beauty, but no one could come up right.

Because of his father's next sentence, the straw bag was naturally fearless, pretending to stand under the pair and looking at it for a while, then smiled and said, "What's so difficult about this." ”

The steward of the Prime Minister's Mansion has been waiting here for many days, and he was already dead hearted, ready to pick up the pair and return to the house to report to the Prime Minister, but unexpectedly someone said that he could answer the next sentence, and he was overjoyed when he came to the straw bag boy in a few steps and asked: "Childe can have the next sentence?" ”

"Of course, there is." Straw Bale said proudly.

"Can you write it?"

"Take a note." Straw Bale knows his own family affairs, and if he really wants to pick up the pen, it will be completely exposed.

"So Childe, please speak." The steward saw that the straw bag was so arrogant, and thought that he disdained to write in front of him. After all, the words of the literati are very valuable, and they will not be written to others easily.

So he wrote down the steward of 'Sunflower and Trees Early Spring' and shocked the straw bales into heaven, ordered someone to open the middle door, and invited the straw bales into the Prime Minister's Mansion.