286 Take you to the waves
Look at the bustling world and enjoy the impetuousness.
Probably only such soldiers feel that the whole society is in a strange way, such as the girl in the tattered denim suit, the boy with the earrings and the pink lips, and the entertainment spirit that is always bombarded.
The Internet, newspapers, magazines, periodicals, everything shows the essence of this society.
"Brother Zhan, this military report is not written correctly, things are not like this at all." Du Meng frowned and said to Xiao Zhan: "Not only this, almost all military reports are wrong. ”
"Just watch it as entertainment news, don't pay so much attention to it." Xiao Zhan said with a smile: "This is an era of entertainment, watch the excitement, watch the excitement." ”
"Oh."
A few people turned off the news and didn't want to continue watching the excitement.
They originally came with the intention of understanding modern society, and watching the news is undoubtedly the best way.
Usually, when they are in the army, they basically only watch news broadcasts, and they will see all kinds of colorful news, and they immediately feel like they are stuck in the garbage heap.
For example, a certain star is divorced, a certain star cheats, a certain star is adopted, and half of the nail of the little thumb is broken when a certain star is filming......
What's the news? Does a dog run away and make headlines?
Oh, really......
Disappointment, Du Meng and several people had a thick disappointment on their faces, they imagined what the society that did not appear in had become, they only knew a cloud of black smoke and miasma, no matter where they went, they were all this star and that star.
"That's how it is in the era of entertainment for all, so you should be proud." Xiao Zhan smiled: "If it weren't for the efforts of people like you, how could the country become so comfortable?" Entertaining others, entertaining oneself, is itself a sign of peace and stability, isn't it? ”
There is no problem with these words, a country, only after a long period of peace and economic development, will it enter the era of national entertainment, but Du Meng and they just feel uncomfortable.
"Don't frown, now we come out to be a wave, a happy wave." Xiao Zhan glanced at the surrounding lights, and asked Du Mengjiu, "Are you hungry?" Going to eat? Let's go, I'll take you to eat high-end food, you haven't eaten it in your life! ”
Xiao Zhan walked into a high-end hotel with a big horse golden knife and asked for a private room.
Lobster, abalone, sea cucumber...... A large table full of seafood was served.
"Hmm...... Brother Zhan, this lobster is delicious, better than what we caught in the Caribbean...... Well, yes, really good......"
"Nonsense, when I was in the Caribbean, I ate it raw, it was carefully cooked, can it be the same? Come on, eat seafood, drink liquor, and go one! ”
“……”
For a meal of eating and drinking, more than 30 lobsters alone are served.
"Cool!"
Du Meng's nine people ate slowly, full of wine and food.
"Full? Let's go, let's take you to relax. ”
Xiao Zhan walked out with nine people, preparing to go to the next battlefield.
"Sir, you haven't settled yet, it's 133,000 yuan in total."
"How much?" Du Meng shouted: "You say it again? More than 130,000? What did we eat? 130,000?! ”
Du Meng's expression frightened the little girl at the cashier.
"Sir, that's right, it's 133,000 yuan in total, and you don't want a fraction......
"Robbery?"
"It's a robbery!"
“……”
The 9 remnants exploded at once, and they didn't know what they were eating, but they ate 130,000!
What is this concept? Their monthly allowance is only seven or eight thousand, and this meal is equivalent to eating their allowance for two years!
"Yelling what? Wonder is the daughter of ignorance! Xiao Zhan said dissatisfiedly: "Isn't it 133,000?" Round up and give 140,000! ”
"Brother Zhan, this is a black shop!" Du Meng pulled Xiao Zhan and whispered: "They slaughtered us, no matter how much we eat, we can't eat 130,000......"
"That's right, Brother Zhan, this is a clear robbery."
“……”
"What are you yelling about? I said 140,000 is 140,000! Xiao Zhan turned his head and smiled at the little girl in the cashier: "Sister, forget about the odd or something, just 140,000, hehe......"
The little girl at the cashier smiled, but Xiao Zhan's words almost made her burst into tears.
"140,000...... Rounding it up to 200,000, I don't plan to give it anyway. Xiao Zhan grinned and said: "I brought my brother to you for dinner today, to give you face, I have given you face, it is not right for you to collect money." ”
The cashier immediately picked up the walkie-talkie: "Manager, there are guests who don't pay for dinner, you come and take a look." ”
Suddenly, Xiao Zhan ran away.
"Silly, hurry up and run, haven't you eaten the overlord meal?"
The 9 remnants were dumbfounded, but immediately ran with Xiao Zhan and disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye.
"Brother Zhan, Brother Zhan, it's not right to do this if you don't take a stitch from the masses."
"yes, we didn't take a stitch and a thread, who did?" Xiao Zhan spread his hands: "I didn't take it anyway, I just didn't take the front anyway." ”
"You ......"
"Take you out to wave, if you pay back the money, is it called a wave?"
"But ......"
"But what? What do you think I brought you here for? Just do something out of the ordinary! Xiao Zhan said loudly: "I have been in the army since I was five or six years old, and I have become like this one by one, if I don't do something out of the ordinary, will I still live like a person in this life?" Go, the next destination, I'll take you to become real men! ”
couldn't help but say, Xiao Zhan took them into a night club.
As soon as they entered the night show, the eyes of the nine people were straight, and their bones were almost soft.
It's full of beautiful girls with bare breasts and thighs, and their bodies are fragrant, and their tone of voice can soften people.
"Hello sir......"
"Nine people, two each, pick the best for me." Xiao Zhan patted the lobby manager on the shoulder and said, "Dude, there is nothing else, just a lot of money." Do it for me, if my brother doesn't have a good time, Lao Tzu will smash your shop. In other places, buddies don't have that much ability, but in the imperial capital, I still have some strength. ”
"Yes yes yes ......"
The lobby manager nodded again and again and hurried to make arrangements.
"Brother Zhan, are you taking us...... Prostitution? Du Meng's eyes widened, and he shook his head again and again: "No, no, no, absolutely not, we ......"
"You're sick in the head, huh? This is not prostitution! Xiao Zhan explained: "Prostitution, it's for the young lady, it costs money, we don't." First, we definitely don't spend money, and second...... You go and ask if someone is a young lady, and they have to admit it to be considered a prostitute. Don't talk nonsense with me, let's play. What to see? Let you play and play! ”
"Yes!"
Although the nine people resisted in their hearts, they still followed into the private room.
Xiao Zhan leaned aside and smiled: "How can a woman be considered a man?" Anyway, you've changed jobs, hehe......"
In the private room full of seductive lights, Du Meng sat up straight and stunned, looking at two young and beautiful girls with heavy makeup.
"Wow, the boss is so strong!"
"The muscles are so strong!"
“……”
The eyes of the two girls were straight, they had never seen such a strong man, and the taste of masculinity was incomparably strong.
"You ...... Isn't it Miss? Du Meng asked.
In an instant, the faces of the two girls changed, and they opened their mouths and scolded: "Your sister is Miss, and your whole family is Miss!" ”
"Who do you say, Miss? Who's the young lady? Get out, my mother still doesn't bother to receive you! ”
After a while, Du Meng fled with an embarrassed face and red ears, and quickly found Xiao Zhan.
"Brother Zhan ......"
"Wouldn't it? Came out so soon? ”
Xiao Zhan looked surprised, he didn't expect Du Meng to be so fast.
"I asked them if they were misses, and they scolded me and told me to get out, why is that?" Du Meng asked with a serious face.
Hearing this, the muscles at the corners of Xiao Zhan's mouth twitched violently, and he almost fainted to death: Uncle, did you ask like this?!
"Brother Zhan, Brother Zhan, they are not misses, I asked, but they kicked me out." Lan Hao shouted.
"Brother Zhan, they are really not misses!"
"Brother Zhan, they ......"
Countless grasses rushed through Xiao Zhan's heart......