Hearing Xu Lian's words, Li Hao secretly praised him, it can be seen that Xu Lian is still good to himself, and he is actually worried about himself, however, Xu Lian then muttered: "What do I do for him, even if Your Majesty cuts him, it's none of my business." ”

Li Hao: ......

More than an hour later, the drunken Li Hao was taken to the front of the Ganlu Hall of Taiji Palace, and Xu Lian went in to report: "Your Majesty, Li Hao, a man from Lantian County, is asking to see him outside the palace." ”

Li Shimin smiled and said, "Xuan! "Maybe it's because of Li Hao's 100 poems, he's in a good mood today.

However, when Li Hao walked into the Ganlu Palace, Li Shimin's face changed, and his two eyebrows couldn't help but twist together, only to see Li Hao swaying left and right, almost unable to walk in a straight line, and carrying a wine jug in his hand, Li Shimin only had one sentence in his heart: Is this product drunk?

In order to witness Li Hao's poetic talent, Li Shimin specially called the eldest grandson Wuji and some other important courtiers over, and set up a banquet in the Ganlu Palace, saying that he would drink and write poems with everyone, in fact, all of this was prepared for Li Hao, but he was not easy to say, after all, he was the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, and it was not good to set up a banquet to entertain a seventeen-year-old man, and it would spoil Li Hao.

When all the ministers saw the drunken Li Hao, most of their expressions were similar to Li Shimin's, and it was the first time they saw someone drunk to face the saint, and they all felt a little looking forward to it, as if they were ...... There's a good show to watch.

After Li Hao entered the palace, he opened his eyelids and looked at it, and finally saw Li Shimin, and then fell to his knees, pouting his ass and shouting with his tongue: "Weichen Li Hao visited my emperor Tian Khan, and I wish my emperor a thousand years and rule the world!" ”

Scold! Why is this sentence so familiar, some people think of it, isn't this what Li Hao said when he first met the saint, after three years, this guy came to pat the fart again, and everyone wondered: Is he really drunk?

Li Shimin felt happy when he heard this, his frowning brows gradually expanded, and he spread his hands and said, "Li Hao is flat!" ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty, Longen!" Li Hao got up clumsily and staggered in place, exuding acting cells from every pore on his body.

Li Shimin stared at him for a long time, and suddenly asked with a smile: "Li Hao, are you really drunk or pretending to be drunk?" Why did Li Shimin ask this, because last time Li Hao pretended to be drunk and made trouble in the country.

Li Hao grinned, shook his head and said, "I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk, I'm a wine fairy, how can I be drunk." As he spoke, he lifted the flask and took a sip.

When everyone heard this, they had to be convinced, this thing shouted that he was not drunk, but his actions were telling others that he was really drunk, which drunk person admitted that he was drunk, as for whether he was drunk or not...... You guess.

Li Shimin was also helpless, pointed to the empty case with no one on the side, and said, "Take a seat." ”

Li Hao walked to the front of the case and took a look, and found that there were a lot of fruit delicacies and wine on the case, so he hurriedly picked up the wine jug and took a sip, and then laughed: "Good wine!" Thank you, Your Majesty! Then he sat down to eat and drink.

He was eating and drinking happily, and Li Shimin suddenly groaned slowly: "The bright moon rises out of the Tianshan Mountain, and the vast sea of clouds." The spring breeze is tens of thousands of miles, blowing the Yumen Pass. Li Hao, this song "Guan Shanyue" was written by you? ”

Li Hao grinned and said: "The work of the essay made His Majesty laugh." After saying that, he continued to eat and drink.

Li Shimin smiled when he heard this: "The tone is not small, such a good poem is actually said to be a random work, and a hundred good poems have been written at once, if this is your casual work, then do I still have talents in Datang?" ”

Li Hao smirked when he heard this: "We don't have many talents in Datang, hehe, it just so happens that Weichen is one of them, hehe." ”

As soon as this remark came out, the audience was shocked, I had seen someone pretending to be forced, but I had never seen someone pretending to be forced like this, and he ran to Li Shimin to brag and die?

"Good, good, you're good!" Li Shimin laughed angrily at him, and then pointed at him and said, "Since you said that you are a talent, then I will test you today, aren't you very good at composing poetry, and now I want you to compose a poem in the palace, this poem must be in line with this situation, and it must be a good poem, and everyone here must be satisfied, otherwise...... Hmph, you better go back to the prison of Dali Temple and stay. ”

Li Hao staggered to his feet, straightened his tongue and shouted, "Obey Your Majesty's will-"

I saw him staggering to the hall with a wine jug, drooping his eyelids and saying: "Today, Your Majesty is inviting a banquet to the ministers, there is a banquet and wine, and life is happy. ”

After he finished speaking, he closed his eyes, as if brewing, and after a while, I saw him slowly raise his right hand, put his fingers together, pointed obliquely upward, and chanted in his mouth: "You don't see, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky, rushes to the sea and does not return." ”

After chanting this sentence, he took a sip of wine with a wine jug in his left hand, and stroked his hair lightly with his right hand: "You don't see Gao Tang Mingjing's sad white hair, and the morning is like green silk turning into snow at dusk." ”

As soon as these two sentences came out, the audience was immediately shocked, and everyone stared at Li Hao with wide eyes, without blinking, as if they were witnessing the most important moment in history.

"Life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon." When chanting this sentence, Li Hao raised the wine jug, as if he was facing the moon, since he wanted to pretend to be forced, then pretend to be thorough.

"I am born to be useful, and I will come back when my daughter is gone."

Li Shimin's expression became so wonderful when he heard this, is this like what Li Hao said, it's too fake.

"Cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle for fun, you will have to drink three hundred cups, Tian Khan, Zhao Guogong, will enter the wine, and the cup will not stop ......"

When talking about "Tian Khan", he raised the wine jug to Li Shimin, and when it came to Zhao Guogong, he took the wine glass from the table and toasted the eldest grandson Wuji.

"Five-flowered horses, daughters and daughters, Hu'er will exchange for fine wine, and sell eternal sorrow with you!" When Li Hao finished this last sentence, he raised the wine jug and poured wine into his mouth, to be honest, he was really a little drunk after drinking it so far, but his sanity was still quite sober, and he had decided to get out as soon as possible, otherwise something might happen.

After pouring a mouth full of wine, he swallowed it in one gulp, then shook his head for a long time, and fell to the ground with a thud.

Seeing this, Li Shimin hurriedly said: "Xu Lian, go and help him up!" ”

Xu Lian hurriedly ran over and pulled Li Hao up, Li Hao was lying on the ground like a dead pig, motionless and unconscious.

Xu Lian reluctantly turned around: "Your Majesty, the old slave ......"

"That's it." Li Shimin waved his hand and said, "Li Haoshi is the first in the world, and I am very pleased that Datang has such a talent." ”

As soon as the words fell, Li Hao, who was unconscious, suddenly muttered in a daze: "Li Hao fights wine poems for a hundred times, and sleeps in a restaurant in Chang'an City." The Son of Heaven does not come to the court, and Ziyunchen is a fairy in wine. ”

Li Shimin froze there, and all the ministers froze, is this slapping Li Shimin in the face, ouch, there is a good show.

Li Shimin was angry, this thing actually dismantled his own platform in public and slapped his face, he really doubted whether Li Hao did it on purpose, this is simply ...... It's ...... He didn't know what to say about Li Hao, he really loved and hated, if Li Hao wasn't really talented, it is estimated that he would have cut Li Hao in two.

All the ministers stared at Li Shimin, and they were looking forward to how our Mr. Tian Khan would treat Li Hao's slapping in the face, whether to cut off his meat piece by piece and dry it to make bacon, or to directly chop up the dumplings?

In fact, Li Hao was very nervous at the moment, and it was still very risky to chant these two lines of poetry, but he had to chant again, why, because he was in the limelight today, he had to suppress himself appropriately, or that sentence, it is better to suppress himself than others to suppress himself, after all, he is still a little measured.

Li Shimin, as a veteran actor for many years, encountered this kind of emergency, only embarrassed for a moment, and then had a way to deal with it, only to see him feign anger and snort coldly: "This bastard thing, such an arrogant tone, spread the word, and give Li Hao the words - poetry madness!" ”

When the ministers heard this, they had to secretly admire, Li Shimin was really powerful, and he resolved the embarrassment in one sentence, not only showing his own heavenly khan's mind, but also admitting Li Hao's poetic talent, and most importantly, he also warned Li Hao: Young man, don't be too crazy, beware of misfortune coming out of your mouth.

Since then, Li Hao has another name, Li Shimad, which sounds quite awesome.

That night, Tian Meng, the general of Zuo Jin Wuwei, took Jin Wuwei to send the unconscious Li Hao to his home, and when the family saw Li Hao unconscious, they thought that Li Hao was dead, and they all stepped forward to hug Li Hao and cried, Tian Meng sweated wildly, telling them that Li Hao was just drunk, and the whole family was relieved and quickly sent Li Hao to the bathhouse to take a bath.

In ancient times, the bathing of dignitaries and nobles was served by maids, so Shi Xiaoyun and the Persian sisters entered the bathhouse together to bathe Li Hao's wide clothes.

Li Hao knew that he couldn't pretend anymore, so he hurriedly resurrected, startled the three girls, and then drove them all out of the bathhouse and took a bath happily by himself.

Because the weather is still quite hot now, the water in the bathhouse is lukewarm, and it is very comfortable to soak, Li Hao put the towel on the top of his head, leaned on the edge of the pool, and sighed happily: "It is really right to build this bathhouse, and now it is so comfortable to soak, in winter, it is not cool to die, well, before winter, you have to quickly get a sauna and steam room, and make it the same as the sauna in the future world, and then get a few private rooms, hehe, there are so many beauties at home, let them knock on my back when the time comes, let me think about it, who will knock my back first......" In the end, He had a lewd smile all over his face.

The next day, Li Hao got up very late, after all, he still drank a lot of wine yesterday.

He was still in bed, and the sound of slamming the door sounded, only to hear Du Hong shouting outside the door: "Young master, get up quickly, come to the holy decree!" ”

Li Hao bounced up from the bed with a spirit, hurriedly got dressed, hurriedly wiped his face with a wet towel, and rushed out of the room to receive the order.

When he came to the front yard, he saw Xu Lian waiting anxiously, Li Hao hurriedly took all the servants to kneel down the mountain and shouted: "Weichen Li Hao takes the order!" ”

Xu Lian hurriedly announced: "Spread the word of the saint, Li Hao, a man from Lantian County, immediately go to the Ganlu Hall to face the saint!" Oh yes! ”

"Faced with a saint again?" Li Hao was shocked, and he didn't know what Li Shimin was messing with.

He hurriedly took out a few silver coins from his pocket and stuffed them into Xu Lian's hand, and asked, "Father-in-law Xu, I don't know what His Majesty called me this time?" ”

Xu Lian sighed with a sad face: "Princess Jinyang has a qi attack. ”