"It is not difficult for us to promote it within a country, so that more people can know and understand this simple truth......" Mencius endured his anger and said with a serious face. ````

Chun Yuyu interrupted again: "Where did you just go?" What I just said was that 'men don't give or receive kisses', why did it talk about the promotion of Confucianism? You don't want to promote that set of ideas in front of me, you can promote it in front of the king. If the king loves to hear and is willing to accept it, speak your dreams again.

We now return to the topic of 'whether men and women give or receive kisses', I ask you! Mr. Mencius! If? Your sister-in-law fell into the water, will you save it or not? Didn't you say that 'men and women do not kiss each other'? ”

This was a topic that he had prepared for a long time, and he wanted to use this to criticize Mencius.

I just talked about it, why did I let Mencius talk about it?

Outside the male lead, inside the female lead, what if? My sister-in-law fell into the water while washing clothes by the river, will you save this little brother-in-law or not? Since men and women can't kiss, they can't be saved? If you save it, you will violate the etiquette system. And also! In this case, there are many things that can't be explained when saving people in the water?

To save people in the water, it is inevitable to touch the parts of the body of both sides, which makes it even more confusing?

Mencius was very angry and replied, "If my sister-in-law drowns and doesn't save her, is she still a human being?" ”

But? I felt that I didn't explain clearly that "men and women don't kiss or not", so he hurriedly added: "It's indeed a courtesy for men and women to give and receive kisses, but saving my sister-in-law is an expedient measure!" ”

"Not yet? Life is greater than courtesy! ”

Chun Yuyu retorted: "In front of life, there is no courtesy!" Isn't it? If you are polite, you can't go into the water to save your sister-in-law. Go into the water to save your sister-in-law, if you don't kiss men and women, there will be no courtesy. It can be seen that death is not saved, and you say that it is still a human being? Isn't it? Not yet? Life is greater than courtesy, and life is more important than courtesy.

So! The Confucian doctrine you promote, and the etiquette system you promote, are all nonsense!

In today's Great Zhou world, the people of Li are in dire straits, just like a sister-in-law drowning, you don't lend a helping hand to them, but you come to our Qi country's Jixia School Palace to talk about what etiquette? Aren't you talking in your dreams? Are you still human? ”

Mencius endured his anger and said: "To save the people of the world, you must teach them the way, so! I'm coming to the Jixia Academy. Sister-in-law drowning can pull her, can't she? The people of the world are in dire straits, do you still have to ask me to pull them one by one? ”

"Since saving your sister-in-law violates etiquette and you want to save it, then why do you want to talk about etiquette? Is it still necessary to talk about 'men and women are not kissed'? ”

"Etiquette is a social norm, it is indispensable, and it must be passed on! And saving others is a heart of love......"

"So? Is there a contradiction between benevolence and propriety? ”

"Contradictory? Where? The two complement each other! ”

"You're wrong! Life is greater than courtesy! It's all about life! Life is greater than courtesy! On the premise of protecting people's lives, there is no one, what do you want to do with etiquette......"

Chun Yuji and Mencius debated on the topic of etiquette and fate.

Chun Yu believes that life is greater than etiquette, first save the world from fire and water, and then educate the world to learn etiquette and abide by social norms, rather than teaching people to be polite first.

Zhuangzi's doppelganger happened to pass by the Jixia School Palace and accidentally bumped into this scene. Seeing that Mencius was played by Chun Yuji, he couldn't help but snicker.

The last time he debated with him, Mencius directly used "the Tao is different and does not conspire" as a reason not to argue with him. And this time! Under Chun Yu's aggressive momentum, he was fighting for red-facedness.

Seemingly! He wanted to develop in the Jixia School Palace and in the Qi Kingdom, so he sent people under the fence like this and was played by Chun Yu.

In historical records, when Mencius left the Qi state, Chun Yuyu had a debate with Mencius in the same way.

It is conceivable that there is a person like Chun Yuyu above the court of the Qi State, and it is impossible to become a local official steadily.

"I don't know what kind of rhetoric this Meng Caizi used in his heart to comfort himself?"

Zhuangzi couldn't help but shake his head and laugh.

"Who?"

Hearing the joke, Chun Yuji, Mencius, and everyone at the scene were shocked.

How? Someone out of nowhere?

Who is this man?

Everyone looked at each other and shook their heads. This person doesn't know anyone, and he shouldn't be a person from the Jixia School Palace.

"What are you panicking about?" Zhuangzi smiled: "I don't stand here all the time? How? Not welcome? Hey! ”

Only then did Zhuangzi remember, isn't he? The country of Qi that came as a clone? Isn't it? In order to inquire about Mai'er's whereabouts, he turned into the costume of a Qi person?

And also! Sometimes I don't show myself as an image, and I am an invisible person.

Just now! It must have been the Invisible Man who arrived here that no one else had discovered him. Right now! Aren't you happy? Got carried away and showed up? This is not?

"Who am I? Don't you know? Zhuangzi appeared in front of Chun Yuji in his true form.

"You? You? You are Zhuang Zhou! Zhuang Zhou! When Chun Yuji saw it, he sat down in his seat on the spot.

"Poof!"

Below! Ratted a fart.

"You? You? When Mencius saw this, he was also confused. Obviously, that person just now was not Zhuang Zhou, what? In the blink of an eye, this person has become Zhuang Zhou?

"You?"

"You?"

"You?"

“……”

Seeing this, Chun Yuyu's entourage and guards were even more shocked. What's going on? Will this man change his face?

Wasn't he just now? Doesn't the clothes look like it? How? Has he transformed into Zhuang Zhou? Zhuang Zhou? Zhuangzi?

Is he a Zhuangzi?

Seeing this, a few old guards in the Jixia School Palace were relieved after they were relieved.

Right! This man is Zhuangzi!

Right! Zhuangzi is so magical! Can he appear in your brain and make you unable to tell if it's a dream or a reality?

His appearance must have been in a brain hallucination, not in reality.

Mencius's nose was very smart, and he couldn't help but sniff.

In the air, there was a smell of urine.

Other than that! There was also a foul smell. He sensitively discovered that the source of the taste came from Lord Chunyu.

But? He didn't dare to look at Chun Yuji, for fear of angering the other party because of this.

Soon after he came, someone who liked gossip told Chun Yuyu about being scared by Zhuangzi and peeing his pants.

The smell of feces and urine at this moment should be scared by Zhuangzi again, right?

Jun-sama pees his pants again!

Why Chun Yuji is so afraid of Zhuangzi, no one knows.

When he was in the Mojia branch in Song Guomeng County, Chun Yuyu was so frightened that he peed his pants, except for himself, no one knew about it.

Zhuangzi saw that Chun Yuyu was so frightened that he peed his pants again, so he didn't stay any longer and disappeared from the spot.

The current Zhuangzi is a little timid and afraid of things, and he doesn't dare to offend people.

It's true! Now he is no longer the young Zhuang Zhou of the year, ignorant and fearless. Now he is a family man. He can't just offend others by just caring about his own momentary anger or momentary speed, and bring disaster to his family.

"I have a stool! Excuse me! Chun Yuji saw that Zhuangzi was gone, and said self-deprecatingly.

"Lord Chun has a stool disease!" The entourage hurriedly echoed and stepped forward to carry Lord Chun Yu Chun away.

Mencius got up and arched his hand towards Chun Yu.

"Wear more clothes to keep warm! Jun-sama! ”

"Hmmm! Thank you very much! ”

Chun Yuyu saw that Mencius did not reveal his bottom, and he was very satisfied.