Chapter 725: Funny Brothers
"Am I a dark horse? I...... Useful? Li Zhi looked at Li Hao with a bewildered expression, he had heard Li Hao say the word dark horse before, he knew what it meant, he felt unbelievable, and after being stunned for a long time, he waved his hand and smiled, "Poet, don't make trouble......
"Don't make a fuss, Your Highness." Li Hao said seriously, "Your Highness, you are really a dark horse. ”
"Me? Dark horse? Li Zhi pointed to his nose and stared at Li Hao carefully to see if he had another attack of comic disease, but looking at Li Hao's serious face, it didn't seem to be sick.
Li Hao nodded: "That's right, Your Highness, say important things three times, you are really a dark horse." ”
Li Zhi spread his hands helplessly: "Okay, you say yes, but can you tell me, why am I a dark horse, my father is helpless about this matter, you don't think what I say is more effective than my father's words, right?" ”
"Sometimes that's true." Li Hao smiled secretly and said, "But Your Highness must follow my method." ”
"Okay, I got it." Li Zhi nodded and said, "Tomorrow morning, I will support the dispatch of troops to Tibet." ”
Li Hao said: "Your Highness, it's not just that simple, you need to grasp the timing, tone, and attitude. ”
Li Zhi was stunned when he heard this, and it felt so complicated when he heard it, so he asked, "How to master these things?" ”
Li Hao said: "In terms of timing, you can just look at my eyes and act, in terms of tone and attitude, you must be tough, tough to the point that there is no doubt, whoever dares to oppose sending troops, you will scold him angrily!" ”
Li Zhi looked at Li Hao puzzled: "Why do you have to do this?" ”
Li Hao said: "Your Highness doesn't need to ask so much, just remember what I said, you must be tough, if anyone is against it, you will stare at him with your eyes!" You have to be fierce and angry! ”
Li Zhi frowned and scratched his head when he heard this: "It's so difficult." ”
Li Hao said: "It's really a bit difficult for you, after all, you are a well-known honest person." ”
"Poet, are you praising me?"
"yes, obviously, I'm complimenting you on being honest." Li Hao raised his eyebrows and said, "Come, practice your expression first, and make a fierce expression for me." ”
Li Zhi immediately squeezed a high and low eyebrow, and one eye was big and the other was small.
"Ahem...... Li Hao tapped on the table, "Your Highness, I'm here to make you murderous, not to make people laugh, you want to be angry, angry ......"
Li Zhi changed his expression again when he heard this, his eyes stared hard, his eyes were round, and he opened his double eyelids into single eyelids, revealing a large area of whites of his eyes.
"Hiss-" Li Hao took a breath and smacked his lips, "Your Highness, haven't you ever been angry?" Do you know what anger is? ”
"Of course I've been angry." Li Zhi's eyes hurt, rubbed his eyes, and said, "It's just that it's been many years, and I've forgotten it." ”
"Okay......" Li Hao thought for a while and said, "I'll help you, you can imagine if the woman you love the most now cuckolds you and sleeps with other men, and you catch ...... right."
"Stop!" Li Zhi suddenly raised his hand, frowned at Li Haodao, and said in a very bad tone, "Poet, what do you say, what do you mean to call my most beloved woman to sleep with other men......"
"Don't move!" Li Hao pointed at Li Zhi and said in surprise, "That's it, keep it!" Keep! A little more rage, imagine that the dog man and woman are now kneeling in front of you in rags......"
Li Zhi was taken into the play by Li Hao's words for a second, imagining that Wu Meiniang was doing that with other men, his eyebrows were slightly twisted, his eyelids were slightly deformed, and the smooth eyelids were edged and angular because of the twitching of the eye muscles, and at the same time, the muscles of his cheeks bulged, and this series of facial expressions did not change much, no glaring, and no deep frowning, but this is the case, Li Zhi expressed a sense of anger, and after all, he is the prince, and he has the aura of a superior person, and the aura exudes at this moment, not angry and arrogant, Even Li Hao was slightly surprised, he had never seen Li Zhi's angry expression, it turned out to be like this, there is a good saying, kind people generally don't get angry, once they get angry, the other party doesn't even have a chance to kneel, Li Zhi's expression made Li Hao feel the truth of this sentence, honest people are angry, and they look really scary.
Li Zhi clenched his fists, gritted his teeth and trembled, he was too deep into the play, Li Hao was afraid that he would go crazy, got up and walked in front of him, stretched out his hand in front of his eyes, and then clenched his fist violently, and at the same time shouted: "The soul is back!" ”
Li Zhi played in a second, looking at Li Hao with sweat on his head, panting, Li Hao smacked his lips when he saw this: "Your Highness, you don't have to be so serious." ”
"It's not you yet!" Li Zhi rolled his eyes and complained, "What kind of bad idea do you have, I won't do it, I don't want to imagine my woman ...... other men."
"Okay, I'll think of one more" Li Hao sat on Li Zhi's desk, thought for a while, and said, "In this way, imagine what if...... Your father...... Oh no, suppose I died, and I was killed by a gangster, and now that gangster is standing in front of you. ”
"What kind of mess are you......" Li Zhi was speechless for a while, and suddenly said, "No, did you just want to say that if my father died?" ”
"Absolutely not!" Li Hao shook his head decisively, in fact, he really wanted to say this just now, but ...... Hehe, don't look for death.
"You are not allowed to curse my father." Li Zhi said in a warning tone.
Li Hao smiled and nodded: "The subordinates don't dare." "If you want to be replaced by someone else as the prince, it is estimated that Li Hao is already cold, but fortunately, Li Zhi treats him as a good brother.
"Okay, I'll imagine you being killed by the gangsters now......" Li Zhi said and began to imagine.
Sure enough, Li Zhi appeared again with the angry expression just now, Li Hao felt a burst of comfort in his heart, and sure enough, Li Zhi still regarded him as his best friend, this expression was not something he could pretend.
"The Soul is back!" Li Hao woke up Li Zhi again.
Li Zhi immediately returned to normal.
After counting the breaths, Li Hao suddenly said again: "Do it again!" I've been killed again! ”
Li Zhi showed a face full of anger when he heard this, and after a while, Li Hao let him return again.
"One more time! I've been killed again! ”
"The Soul is back!"
"I've been killed again!"
……
After Li Hao was "killed" seven or eight times in a row, Li Zhi suddenly raised his hand and said, "Wait...... Wait a minute, let me take a break, my face is a little tired. ”
Li Hao nodded, and said: "You have achieved free retraction, you are indeed a little tired at the beginning, practice more after you go back, and you will basically be able to use it tomorrow, in fact, you don't know, your angry appearance is very good at bluffing people, if you want to scare anyone in the future, you can imagine that I was killed by gangsters......"
Li Zhi's expression suddenly became so exciting, now he can be sure that Li Hao's comic disease has been committed again, and then think about the kind of funny thing he did with Li Hao just now, it seems that he has also made a comic with him.
After a long time, Li Hao came from the middle hall to the side hall and toasted the ministers, but he didn't mention the help at the court meeting tomorrow, until the banquet dispersed, Li Hao didn't say anything.
Because Li Hao didn't expect Li Zhi to come today, and he didn't expect that after seeing Li Zhi, he would think of such a clever plan, Li Zhi is indeed a dark horse, but it has been forgotten by everyone, no one thinks that Li Zhi has the ability to influence the government, indeed, Li Zhi does not have that strength.
But this time, Li Hao has a very high degree of certainty, using Li Zhi's dark horse to shock the courtiers, Li Hao and Li Zhi's practice of anger in the middle hall seems to be very ridiculous and funny, but Li Hao knows that this trick will work wonders when it arrives in the Taiji Hall tomorrow, and there is no need to ask for help from this group of ministers at all.
After sending off the ministers first, Li Hao came back to send Li Zhi, and when Li Zhi arrived at the door, Li Hao suddenly whispered in Li Zhi's ear: "His Royal Highness the Prince, Wu Meiniang is pregnant...... It's been four months, right? ”
Li Zhi was shocked when he heard this, looked at Li Hao with frightened eyes, and said in a trembling voice: "You are a poet...... You know it all? ”
"Your Highness, don't get excited." Li Hao waved his hand and retreated, and Li Zhi also asked the guards beside him to retreat.
Li Hao said in a low voice: "Your Highness, Wu Meiniang was Your Majesty's woman after all, and you behave like this, messing up the code of ethics." ”
"I ......" Li Zhi lowered his head and said with guilt on his face, "I know, I know it's wrong for me to do this, but ...... I just like her, I can't forget it, and the more I want to forget, the more I think about it...... I can't control myself......" he said to the end, almost in tears.
Li Hao stretched out his hand and patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Your Highness, don't be like this, emotional matters are not something that people can control, and I am often troubled by emotional matters, I can understand your feelings." ”
"You can understand me." Hearing this, Li Zhi excitedly grabbed Li Hao's arm, as if he had met a bosom friend, "I know that you are my best friend, and you will definitely be able to understand my hardships." ”
"Shhhh Li Hao smiled and said, "Your Highness, this matter must not be leaked out, the confidentiality work must be done well, if the emperor knows about it...... It's not good for you, I'm afraid that the emperor's body can't withstand such a blow. ”
"Yes, don't let your father know." Li Hao raised his hand to wipe away his tears and nodded vigorously.
Li Hao asked: "Your Highness, who is helping you deal with the secrecy over there in the Ganye Temple at present?" Do you need my help? ”
Li Zhi said: "I don't know who it is, my uncle once looked for me and said that he would help me do it, but I just asked me not to go to Mei Niang again." ”
"Oh, Lord Eldest Sun." Li Hao nodded with a smile when he heard this, he didn't expect that he would really see the stitches, and he actually wanted to take advantage of this loophole, so Li Hao asked, "Your Highness, if tomorrow morning, Lord Eldest Sun also insists on opposing sending troops, what will you do?" ”
Li Zhi was stunned when he heard this, a little dazed, after all, the eldest grandson Wuji was his own uncle, and he had helped him so much, if he was angry and straightforward, how bad it was, it was really a soft mouth that eats others, and he has a short hand with other people.