Chapter 168: The Fat Man's Case (2)
There was silence in the room. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 Although the two culprits of the fight were angry, they were soldiers after all, and they would never dare to be presumptuous in front of their superiors.
The fat officer has a head and two big, what the hell is going on?
The fight between the two small soldiers actually brought out Zhang Shaoshuai, although he is also an official, but how many levels is he away from Zhang Shaoshuai!
It's okay to say anything about whether you are a soldier or not, but you must not discuss it, although you also secretly scolded Zhang Shaomarshal at the beginning.
I didn't scold him for letting the Japanese in, but scolded him, if you let the Japanese in, you can't send a small force to resist? Plug everyone's mouth? Now everyone scolds you as a traitor, but in the end, the hairy boy is immature!
Besides, before you let the Japanese in, you took all your belongings with you, so many planes, artillery and armored vehicles were all given to the Japanese for nothing, so how many years did your killed Lao Tzu save up? You old man who was a bandit was so angry in the cemetery that he scolded Xiao Liuzi, you loser, you loser!
That kid in Hubei is also underbeaten, you can scold Zhang Shaoshuai, but why do the Northeast people have to die in front of you first? It doesn't make sense! Reckless, reckless!
What about the Northeast people? What are you talking about every day, you guys pretend to be poor every day, if you really go to the battlefield, you must be better than the southerners? Pretending to be forced, pretending to be forced!
Shen Chong saw the fat officer gently shaking his fat head there, although his eyes were still looking ahead, but his vision was vague and he must have been distracted, so he lightly touched Huo Xiaoshan and asked in an inaudible voice: "You said that what people said is also right, why doesn't Zhang Shaoshuai fight devils?" ”
Huo Xiaoshan shook his head and Shen Chong didn't say anything, and said in his heart, you ask me, who do I ask?
When Huo Xiaoshan was at the Central Military Academy, because Murong Pei's uncle was a **** high-level, he also indirectly heard that Zhang Xueliang actually sent President Jiang back to Nanjing after launching the Xi'an Incident, and then he was placed under house arrest.
He also speculated with Murong Pei in private, maybe it was Principal Jiang who gave Zhang Xueliang a secret edict not to resist, Zhang Xueliang regretted losing the three eastern provinces, and in turn detained Jiang to force Jiang to resist Japan, but he sent himself to Jiang's hands like a stupid roe deer, if he really didn't hold a small note from Jiang in his hand that he was not allowed to resist, then why didn't Jiang kill him?
You must know that Jiang said in ancient times, that is the emperor? As for the arguments of later generations that Song Meiling rescued Zhang or Zhang Shaoshuai, as a warlord, he didn't want to wipe out his troops, etc., Huo Xiaoshan is not an immortal who pinched his fingers, and he couldn't imagine it anyway.
"Uh-huh!" One of the men standing behind the fat officer coughed, but the cough was so contrived that all six of the interrogators could hear the hint of a fake cough.
It turned out that it was his subordinate who saw his commander shaking his head slightly, obviously entering the frequent fugue state again, so he reminded him that there were still things waiting for your old man to deal with!
The fat officer was not annoyed when he was summoned back to reality by his subordinates, and after thinking about it, whether Zhang Shaoshuai resisted the Japanese or not was a bird matter!
He saw that Huo Xiaoshan and Shen Chong were still standing straight, and their little eyes lit up, this was the main person he was looking for! Then he asked them, "Why did you fight with them?" ”
Shen Chong straightened his chest and said, "Report to the chief, I don't know, they did it first." ”
If you want to say that Shen Chong and Huo Xiaoshan really don't know why the Hubei people came to them.
Shen Chong also woke up drunk, at that time his bird (niáo) shouted too loudly so that others heard it, and at that time, the reckless man said what because of the noisy voice, no one really heard this table, I just thought that the Hubei people were fighting and going crazy, and they beat those with a northeast accent.
"Report to the sir, they scolded us first!" That Hubei man has a very high voice this time, because he is right.
"We scolded you? What did we scold? Huo Xiaoshan and Shen Chongqi said.
"Report sir, they call us birds." The reckless man was angry.
"Huh?!" Huo Xiaoshan and Shen Chong opened their mouths wide in an instant, their respective mouths were enough to stuff an egg! Is there any heavenly reason? Is that okay? They finally figured out why the Hubei people came to beat them!
"We don't ......" Shen Chong, who was eager to justify, just said a few words when he saw the fat officer's butt leave the chair, and his body eagerly leaned forward, and at the same time he stretched out his hand to make a gesture of stopping, and shouted: "You wait! ”
Shen Chong, Huo Xiaoshan, and other people who were still inexplicable saw the fat officer sitting back in the Taishi chair in contemplation, and muttered: "Birds? Scolding, no, Northeast dialect doesn't have the habit of scolding people with birds. If you scold people, you should also scold the goods, but the goods are in the south. ”
Several of the fat officer's subordinates could only smile bitterly at each other when they saw that their commander had entered a fugue state again, but they didn't interrupt anymore.
This chief of theirs has two habits, one is to make money and collect money, and the other is to study dialects for fun, which can be regarded as a strange thing.
I saw that the fat officer was still muttering: "Bird goods, ** goods, ** goods, bird goods......"
After thinking about it, he raised his eyes and saw Huo Xiaoshan and Shen Chong's expressions of crying and laughing, and saw that the cotton dress worn by the reckless man in Hubei was torn with a sleeve, and the white cotton wool was exposed in the torn place, and he saw that Huo Shen and the others were wearing summer clothes, and his little eyes lit up with a flash of inspiration in his head, and he stood up as soon as he slapped the table, "Hahahaha, bird goods, bird goods, good bird goods, Lao Tzu, I understand!" ”
It took a while for the fat officer to return to normal, and seeing that the Hubei reckless man was looking at him dumbfounded, this reckless man really didn't understand what kind of scolding words could make this chief lose his heart and go crazy.
The fat officer was very excited that he could analyze the reason for the fight, and in a hurry he walked around the table to the reckless Yongzi, stretched out his palm and patted him on the shoulder, and said: "Boy, let me tell you, people don't scold you for birds, they are talking about niáo goods, which means cotton." ”
He also reached out and tore off a small piece of cotton wool from the reckless man's tattered sleeve, "See, people are talking about cotton, and they are called birds in the Northeast dialect, they are wearing too little, saying that you are wearing cotton clothes!" ”
The fat officer took the trouble to explain, no longer caring about the dumbfounded reckless man, and turned his face to ask Huo Xiaoshan and them: "Boy, am I right?" ”
Huo Xiaoshan and Shen Chong also felt that this fight was really inexplicable, and the chief who was absolutely different from this dialect suddenly had admiration like Mount Tai, and when he saw that people were asking, he hurriedly puffed up his chest and said in unison: "Sir!" ”
At this time, I heard the reckless man who had woken up and said to himself: "It turned out that he didn't scold me, he made a mistake." But it was so ruthless that more than 20 of us were knocked down. ”
The fat chief, who was enjoying the compliments of Huo Shen and the others, was quite complacent, and his eyes lit up when he heard this, and he looked at Huo Xiaoshan and Shen Chong deeply, then turned around and sat back on his Taishi chair, coughed lightly, and said, "This time the reason has also been investigated, let's talk about how to punish you." (To be continued.) )