Chapter 355: Swing Lu Yun together

When Li Hao and them were eating, Lu Yun and Chen Song also drank wine in the courtyard, Chen Song was still worried about Lu Yunkeng's own affairs, but he knew that he couldn't win Lu Yun, so he simply asked Lu Yun to fight wine, and the two made a bet that if anyone loses, learn the turtle to climb thirty zhang away.

Lu Yunming knew that Chen Song liked to drink, and the amount of alcohol was very high, but he was not afraid at all, because when he was in the desert, he didn't drink water every day, only drank, and he never got drunk when he drank.

Today, these two chess opponents, in the courtyard pavilion set up eight large wine jars, each jar is ten catties of three pulp, a total of eighty catties of wine.

Chen Song lifted four wine jars and put them beside him, and said, "Forty catties per person, whoever drinks it first wins." ”

"Okay, little thing, let's learn the turtle." Lu Yun smiled, picked up a wine jar and put it on the table, patted the mud seal, and poured three bowls of wine.

"Hehe, I still use a bowl." Chen Song sneered disdainfully, slapped open the mud seal, and said, "I'll use the altar directly." ”

"You can use the altar." Lu Yun raised his eyebrows and said, "Don't spill it, otherwise you will lose." ”

Chen Song sneered and raised his eyebrows: "You too." ”

"Let's go!" Lu Yun suddenly shouted, then picked up two wine bowls with both hands, and made a grunt sound to his mouth.

"Despicable!" Chen Song scolded angrily, picked up the wine jar and began to drink, only to see his throat pounding, and the grunt sound was like beating a drum.

Lu Yun drank the wine in the bowl in his right hand in one go, and began to drink the bowl in his left hand again, there was still a bowl on the table after drinking, and when he was serving the wine, he happened to see Shi Xiaoyun's mother Jin passing by, and hurriedly greeted: "Sister-in-law Jin, please help me pour a few bowls of wine." ”

"Oh, good." Hearing this, the Jin family came over and poured wine for Lu Yun with the wine jar, Lu Yun's drinking speed was really fast, Jin poured a bowl, Lu Yun drank a bowl, and the pouring speed and the drinking speed were just the same.

Jin was completely stunned when he saw the two of them drinking, and after Lu Yun drank five bowls in a row, Jin shouted worriedly: "Don't drink, Mr. Lu, drinking like this hurts your body." ”

"I can't help drinking, he bet with me that if he loses the drink, he will learn how to climb a turtle." Lu Yun took the opportunity to breathe quickly and said a quick word, picked up the wine bowl on the table and continued to drink.

Jin Shi was a little stunned when she heard this, and looked at these two people with blinking eyes, to be honest, she usually didn't dare to approach these two people, because she always felt that the momentum on these two people was a little scary, but when she really got closer, she felt that they were no different from ordinary people, and even felt that they were quite childish.

In fact, she doesn't know that every man's heart lives in a child, even if he is forty or fifty years old, men will occasionally initiate childlike innocence and do something that does not meet the age, which is called the heart of a child, which is why children always like to play with their fathers and like to be taken care of by their mothers, because father's heart is also a child, and women will transform from girls to women after becoming mothers, and they will be psychologically mature and begin to get used to taking care of people.

At the end of the first jar, Lu Yun put down the wine bowl, Chen Song put down the wine jar, the two looked at each other for a moment, and at the same time picked up the second jar of wine, opened it, and continued to drink, this time Lu Yun also drank directly to the wine jar.

The second jar of wine was down, and the two of them ended almost at the same time, but their eyes were already a little glazed, and they also burped at the same time.

Jin Shi was flustered, and persuaded again: "Don't drink, how can there be such a drink, you take it slowly, I'll fry a few dishes for you, eat and drink slowly." ”

"Can't slow down!" Chen Song slapped the table, pointed at Lu Yun, and glared, "I must drink this old Wang Ba to death today." ”

Lu Yun smiled: "The little thing doesn't know how thick the sky is, come again!" ”

The two of them hugged the jar again and drank.

Before the fourth jar of wine was drunk, Lu Yun and Chen Song lay on the table at the same time, like two dead pigs, and the two jars of wine rolled to the ground, "popping, popping" twice, and all of them were broken.

Hearing this, Lin Dingkun hurried over with a special soldier, and asked coldly: "What's wrong!" ”

Jin pointed to Lu Yun and Chen Song, and said, "Mr. Lu and Chen Shaoxia were fighting wine, got drunk, and accidentally knocked over the wine jar. ”

Lin Dingkun stepped forward to check it, and sure enough, he found that the two of them were drunk, and then looked at the wine jar on the ground, he couldn't help but speak: "My good boy, are these two wine barrels, drink so much." ”

Jin said: "It's cold outside, Lin Huyuan, you can help send them back to the room, don't freeze." ”

"Hmm." Lin Dingkun nodded, called a special soldier to come over, and carried Chen Song back to the room.

However, the special soldier was just about to reach out to help Chen Song, Chen Song suddenly reached out and grabbed the wrist of the special soldier, fortunately, the special soldier's skills were not weak, and he hurriedly withdrew his hand and dodged, exclaiming: "What is he doing?" ”

Lin Dingkun personally went up to try it, and finally found that as soon as he got close to Chen Song, Chen Song's hand would automatically attack, which was incredible.

Lin Dingkun was helpless, and said to the special soldier: "You go and call Mrs. Chen to come and try it." ”

"Yes." The special forces hurried away.

Jin Ling'er came soon, Jin Ling'er went up and gently pushed Chen Song, and called softly: "Husband? ”

"Huh?" Chen Song lay on the table and responded instinctively, feeling like he was talking in a dream.

Jin Ling'er called again: "Husband, let's go home." ”

"Hmm." Chen Song hummed again, and then saw him stagger to his feet, his eyes didn't open, and he began to take steps.

Jin Ling'er hurriedly stepped forward to support him, and said to the Jin family and Lin Dingkun: "I'm tired of you, I'll take him back." ”

Jin did not forget to advise: "He drank too much, cook him some sobering soup, otherwise he may not be able to wake up tomorrow." ”

"Thank you, Sister Kim." Jin Ling'er smiled slightly, and helped the drunk Chen Song to leave slowly.

Lin Dingkun looked at Lu Yun, who was still lying on the stone table, and said to the special soldier before, "Go back to the room with Mr. Lu." ”

The special forces are very familiar with Lu Yun, a big master, he approached Lu Yun a little fearfully, and wanted to stretch out his hand several times, but retracted back, obviously he was frightened by Chen Song just now, although his martial arts are not weak, but compared to Lu Yun, it is still far worse than Lu Yun, if he is caught by Lu Yun, maybe his arm will be broken, can he not be afraid, it doesn't matter if he is injured in battle, if he is injured by his own people for no reason, how wrong.

"Coward, I'm coming!" Lin Dingkun was angry, snorted coldly, pushed away the special soldier, and went up to help Lu Yun himself, but it could be seen that cold sweat was also breaking out on his forehead, in fact, he was also very afraid.

Fortunately, Lu Yun was not a killer after all, and he didn't have Chen Song's weird problem, Lin Dingkun helped him up very smoothly, and then carried him back to the room, Jin couldn't rest assured, followed behind Lin Dingkun, and saw if he could help anything.

However, when he arrived outside the door of Lu Yunfang, he found that the door was locked, and he pushed the window, and the window was also locked.

Lin Dingkun put down Lu Yun depressedly, looked for the key on Lu Yun's body, and after looking for a long time but didn't find it, Lin Dingkun looked back depressedly and asked the special soldier: "Is there still a place in our room?" ”

The special soldier suddenly looked embarrassed: "Boss, you can spare the brothers, Mr. Lu snores like thunder, and the brothers have to keep vigil, with Mr. Lu here, except for him, no one can sleep." ”

"Look at your little bit of interest!" Lin Dingkun glared and scolded, "You haven't practiced for a long time, right, as a special soldier, when you perform special tasks, it's nothing if you don't sleep for twenty hours......"

Seeing this, the Jin family hurriedly persuaded: "Lin Huyuan, don't talk about it, send him to my room, I just cook some sobering soup for Mr. Lu." ”

"What's so embarrassing about that?" Lin Dingkun smiled and smiled a little badly, this product was also infected by Li Hao, and he was deliberately pretending to act just now.

At this moment, Chen Song had returned to the room, lying on the bed like a puddle of mud, Jin Ling'er went back and closed the door, but when she turned around, she found that Chen Song was urinating in front of the bedside toilet, muttering while urinating: "Damn, I've poured Lao Tzu to death, more than 30 catties of water, and my stomach is about to explode." ”

Seeing this, Jin Ling'er walked over in surprise, glared at her and asked, "Husband, are you okay?" ”

Chen Song turned his head and smiled: "How can I have something, it's Lu Yun's guy who has something, he put me together last time, this time I want to return it well, the show is about to be staged, hehe......"