Time: Four years of Tang Zhenguan, spring

Location: In a large mountain col in Nantuo Mountain

Character: Li Hao

"Hey! Elder brother! You may not believe it when you say it, I crossed over! A ten-year-old Taoist boy wearing a blue short shirt was shouting excitedly into his mobile phone, he was Li Hao.

"What do you say? If you can't hear clearly, you hear a murmur, where are you, what is the broken signal! It's my parents' 60th birthday in a few days, come back soon! Don't drop the chain, or you'll ......"

With a "beep", the phone was turned off, which was ...... The power is out.

Li Hao was stunned and shouted depressedly: "I'll go!" There was no power at the critical moment! Fortunately, Lao Tzu has an RV! ”

After speaking, he turned around and walked to the huge container car next to him, Li Hao is undoubtedly a lucky person, cross it, but he drove an RV over, this container car is his modified RV, no, it was modified by his brother, he borrowed it for tourism, there was a car accident on the way home from Xinjiang, the car rushed off the cliff, and then crossed, and his body changed from 28 years old to the state when he was 10 years old, which made him very depressed.

It has been five days since he crossed into this world, and in the five days he has been trying to adapt to this world.

Who is Zhiyuan Zhenren, the master of the Jingyun Taoist Temple of Nantuo Mountain, there are only two people living in the huge Nantuo Mountain, one is Zhiyuan Zhenren, and the other is his apprentice, Zhiyuan Zhenren has undoubtedly become the leader of Nantuo Mountain and the head snake.

Li Hao's decision to apprentice is very wise, as a modern person who has traveled to ancient times, if he breaks alone in a disorderly manner, it is estimated that he will not live for a few days, it is necessary to find a life guide, Zhiyuan Zhenren is undoubtedly the best person he can find at present.

Although Li Hao worked very hard to adapt to ancient life, there was one thing he really couldn't bear, that is, there was no toilet paper in the Tang Dynasty.

People in the Tang Dynasty generally use toilet chips, what is the toilet chips, in fact, it is a long piece of bamboo, each time after pulling the baba on the chrysanthemum twice, after using the bamboo chips, wash the bamboo chips, if the user is lazy, even do not need to wash, continue to use next time......

Li Hao firmly believes that it is not that he is picky, but that this fact is too disgusting for any modern person to accept.

This morning, Li Hao woke up and found that his stomach was wrong, and he seemed to have a little diarrhea, he missed toilet paper too much, fortunately he had two boxes of toilet paper in the car, which was enough to last for a while, otherwise the dirty and hard toilet chips would definitely make him chrysanthemum.

Speaking of this, Li Hao thought of his feat, and the day before yesterday, he secretly tore a few books from the master to wipe his buttocks, and I don't know if the master found out...... In this era, paper is a luxury thing, not to mention gold, at least silver, who will use paper to wipe his ass, will definitely be scolded for letting the donkey kick

In order to be able to pull it happily, Li Hao walked nearly ten miles of mountain road to the mountain col, found the RV, and solved it on the spot after getting the toilet paper, he dared to swear that this was the coolest time he pulled after coming to this world.

As soon as he picked up his pants, Li Hao's mobile phone suddenly rang, it was his brother Li Cheng calling, and he was able to receive a call from his brother after crossing, Li Hao was so excited that he hurriedly talked to Li Cheng, but the reality was very cruel, after all, the two were in different worlds, even if there was any space-time crack leaking the radio signal, it was very weak, so Li Cheng couldn't hear what he said at all.

Even if the signal is poor, the key call is halfway through, and suddenly there is no power, what is called dropping the chain, this is called dropping the chain.

Li Hao got into the car and found the charger and began to charge his mobile phone, he waited boredly while he began to plan for his future.

Li Hao used to be a person who was happy in time, and "the boat went straight to the bridge" was his motto, but this time it was different, after all, this was a strange world, and in order for him to live well in this world, he had to plan in advance.

So far, his biggest reliance is on this RV, the large battery and solar panels on this RV have a long service life, according to Li Cheng, it can reach 30 years, and Li Cheng spent nearly a million oceans to invite friends to get it.

He didn't seem to have to worry about electricity for a short time, and then he went to open the refrigerator again, and found that there were a lot of vegetables and fruits in the refrigerator, tomatoes, dried peppers, peppercorns, green peppers, onions, eggs, corn...... Many things seem to be absent from this era, and since they are not available in this era, they are ...... Good stuff.

Li Hao took these things out of the refrigerator one by one, wrapped them in cardboard, and when he returned to Jingyunguan, he found an open space to dry and take seeds, which would definitely be of great use in the future.

After wrapping the things in the refrigerator, it took almost ten minutes to calculate the time, Li Hao picked up the mobile phone and turned it on, and the boot was successful, and he was so excited in his heart.

The WeChat message prompt sounded, Li Hao hurriedly opened WeChat, and found that Li Cheng sent WeChat: "What are you doing, I can't hear what you say on the phone, I just wanted you to send me WeChat, why did I suddenly turn off the phone again, and quickly reply to me after receiving the message." ”

Li Hao hurriedly used his hands together and replied to WeChat, the content was: "Brother, I have crossed." ”

He anxiously clicked the send button, delayed for nearly ten seconds, and finally sent it successfully, now he was relieved, and after a while, there was a ding dong, and WeChat prompted.

When he opened it to view, it collapsed instantly, it turned out that Li Cheng sent a screenshot, which was a screenshot of their chat, and the picture showed that all the WeChat content he sent in the past became garbled, and he couldn't read a word.

"!" Li Hao scolded depressedly, his brain was flying, he suddenly thought of something, and quickly took his mobile phone to open the browser to surf the Internet, the browser kept stuck there, there was no response, just when he was about to give up, the browser actually jumped out of a news page.

"Internet access!" He shouted excitedly, at this moment, he received several WeChat messages in a row, opened it and saw that it was still sent by Li Cheng, the first few were asking where he was, if something was wrong, and the last one was a string of numbers.

When he saw this string of numbers, Li Hao was stunned, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he hurriedly clicked on the keyboard and sent a string of numbers back.

This string of numbers is his and Li Cheng's secret, this is the Morse code, a very advanced thing, the reason why they learned the Morse code was a bit funny to say, it was to cheat in the exam.

It stands to reason that after so many years, Li Hao should have forgotten the password source book a long time ago, but I don't know why, since the crossing, he felt that his body seemed to have undergone some changes, first of all, he found that his strength had become very large, and his ten-year-old body could lift sixty catties of stones; The memory has also become super good, reading books or something is almost unforgettable, the Morse code source in his mind is remembered very clearly, as soon as he saw the password sent by Li Cheng, he immediately deciphered it, the content is: "Are you kidnapped?" And he replied: "I crossed over." ”

After a while, Li Cheng's WeChat came again, and it was still a string of numbers, which translated: "How is it possible?" ”

After Li Hao saw this information, he shouted excitedly: "Great, it's successful, there will be no garbled numbers when you send them." Then he hurriedly replied to him, saying, "I fell off a cliff in a car accident, and then I crossed over." ”

Li Cheng replied to the message: "You can still talk to me about WeChat after crossing, what are you teasing me?" ”

Li Hao replied: "I don't know why, but I can only send numbers, it seems that the signal is very weak, but I can receive it if you send a text." ”

After a long time, Li Cheng replied to the text message: "Where is the cliff fall?" ”

Li Hao: "In the southern section of Langya Mountain Highway, the guardrail next to it was damaged. ”

As soon as he sent this message, he suddenly heard a strange "squeak", which startled him, and when he turned his head, he saw a little yellow-haired monkey running into the carriage, dancing and chirping in front of him, as if to tell him something.

As soon as Li Hao saw this monkey, he became angry, and said angrily: "Dead monkey, why did you come here?" ”

This is not an ordinary monkey, this is a monkey who crossed over from the future world with him, in fact, the reason why Li Hao suffered a car accident was due to this monkey.

At that time, he happened to drive by the Langya Mountain Highway, which was a no-man's land, the weather was not very good, and it was raining lightly, and it was this monkey who suddenly crossed the road, which frightened him and slammed the steering wheel, although he tried his best to step on the brakes, but the road was too slippery, so the car accident happened.

This monkey seems to be very smart, and it is also very cute, and after coming to this world, he likes to run with Li Hao, although Li Hao is annoyed with it, but in the end he forgave it, but he still does not spare it, and names it "Dead Monkey".

Li Hao just wanted to pick up the monkey, but suddenly heard a stinking scolding: "Stinky boy, get out, I know you're here, don't hide......"

"Master is here too? The dead monkey brought him? Li Hao was taken aback, hurriedly rushed out of the carriage, and heard the voice of Zhiyuan Zhenren approaching this way, and it was estimated that it was only more than fifty meters away from here at most.

"Oh Cao! Can't let him find out about the RV! Li Hao exclaimed, and hurriedly rushed in the direction of Zhiyuan Zhenren, fortunately, this col is big enough, and the bushes are overgrown, blocking the view, otherwise the RV will definitely be discovered, and the identity of his traverser will be exposed.

Li Hao shuttled through the bushes, through a large wall-like vine, and saw Zhiyuan Zhenren, only to see the gray-haired Zhiyuan Zhenren holding a purple-black rattan, and came with a murderous aura, four words to describe - the person who came is not good.

As soon as Zhiyuan Zhenren saw Li Hao, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he raised the rattan and pointed at Li Hao from afar: "Stinky boy, I have found you, I won't smoke you to death today!" ”

Li Hao instinctively took a step back, pointed at Zhiyuan Zhenren, and shouted: "Stop!" ”

Zhiyuan Zhenren was stunned when he heard this, he never expected that Li Hao would dare to talk to him with such an attitude, he was his master!

"Stinky boy! You are against the sky, dare to drink your master! Zhi Yuan was really angry, and he was about to step forward and smack Li Hao as he spoke.

However, a foul smell came to my nose.

"What does it smell like?" Zhiyuan Zhenren stopped and sniffed vigorously.

Li Hao pointed to his feet with an embarrassed expression: "Master, you stepped on my fertilizer." ”