Chapter 140: Stinky Tofu
Sadness is shared by sharing, but joy can be doubled by sharing, Wu Yong's stinky tofu didn't sell for a price, but it succeeded in filling his surroundings with laughter. The children of the pen & fun & pavilion www.biquge.info were smiling beside him one by one, shouting hard for him, and the popularity of his small stall exploded at once.
The elders who took advantage of the night market to go shopping were also moved by the excitement of these children, and they all flocked to Wu Yong to serve a few bowls. Since there are no disposable plastic bowls in this plane, they can only be held on small wooden plates. In order to reflect the importance that the Senate attaches to the night market, the Ministry of Construction and Engineering has built a shed of asbestos tiles in the night market, and has also reserved places for various stalls to facilitate the operators who apply to participate in the night market to set up stalls, and also set up a large number of long rows of tables and stools behind the stalls to facilitate pedestrians to rest and eat. So now on these long rows of benches behind Wu Yong are sitting elders with small plates.
Yang Canling was enjoying a bowl of stinky tofu at this time, she liked this kind of smelly and delicious thing very much in the old time and space, but the various disgusting stinky tofu preparation methods in the old time and space discouraged her. However, when she got here, although it took a long time for the patriarchs to make their own local methods, they were genuine good things, so she bought five plates in one go and put them on the table next to her. Sitting opposite her was Yuan Zhenli, Yuan Zhenli was wearing an air force uniform from old time and space at this time, and his straight clothes still had the outstanding soldier medal he had won before he was discharged from the army on his chest, which looked quite dazzling under the fireworks. However, Yuan Zhenli was not very happy at this time, he didn't like to eat stinky tofu, but at this time, he had no way to change the resolution of the female patriarch in front of him, so he could only pinch his nose and frown and sit with her frowning and watching her stuff pieces of stinky tofu into her mouth.
"Why don't you like this so much?" Although she was eating the delicious food she had been yearning for, Yang Canling still felt very aggrieved. Yuan Zhenli couldn't help but retreat a little, "I've never eaten this before, you hurry up and finish eating, let's go to the front and get a bowl of soup to drink." ”
"How?" Yang Canling paused, and looked at Yuan Zhenli with horizontal eyes, "You hate me?" ”
"No," the latter was visibly unhappy, but could only pinch his nose and shake his head.
"If you don't hate me, you can give me a piece!" The girl's arrogance suddenly burst out, "Hurry up! Saying that, Yuan Zhenli looked at Yang Canling dumbfounded and pushed the plate in front of him.
"No need, you eat well, do you like to eat?" As he spoke, he leaned back a little, but he fell to the back of his ass.
Yang Canling didn't care about the stinky tofu, and hurriedly stood up, never expecting that the picnic tables and chairs processed by these lumber mills would fall into the sand with Yuan Zhenli's buttocks falling backwards, and the whole table would be lifted to the sky, and the plates on the table and the stinky tofu contained in them were like fairies scattered to the back of Yuan Zhenli.
There were also a few patriarchs sitting behind, and they couldn't dodge for a while, and one of the patriarchs was suddenly dumped with stinky tofu on his face.
This unlucky guy is Du Yande, who usually stays in the executive committee building to approve various documents, and he took advantage of today's Chinese New Year's Eve, and finally had time to take his wife and children out to visit Dongfang Port. Just now he was ordering a Lanzhou ramen, still waiting for the food to be served, his wife took the child to a stall a little farther away to buy marshmallows, and it happened that at this time, he saw a big wooden plate flying over, and before he could figure out what was going on, he was confused.
However, he was lucky, because there were no chili peppers in Annan, and the chili seeds they brought had just borne fruit on Sun Wenbin's farm at this time, so there were no chili peppers in the ingredients of the stinky tofu, otherwise, he would have to be so spicy that he would have to turn into panda eyes. However, even if there was no chili pepper, the seasoning in it was still irritating, and it immediately made him dance and wipe it on his face, and as soon as he tripped over the stool behind him with his heel carelessly, he immediately fell to the ground with his feet on all fours.
Yuan Zhenli is now out of temper, I don't know how many veterans are staring at the goddess scattered flowers he is playing with just now, even if he denies it now, he is afraid that it will be too late, so he hurriedly got up and stepped forward with his hands and feet and took out a handkerchief to wipe the face of the veteran who was thrown stinky tofu, and wiped it twice but found that this face was quite familiar. After a few seconds, he suddenly woke up, isn't this Du Yande?
Although it is said that all the patriarchs in this senate have the same high social status, and the executive committee members are just patriarchs with more responsibilities, but this guy in front of him is a person in charge of power. He immediately thought of his own air force, the poor air force of the Senate until this time, only he and He Rolling Long, two veterans, could fly into the air, and the ground crew was just three or two kittens, not to mention the maintenance of the plane, even if it was to change the tires of the plane, it was impossible to get it.
He still deeply remembered that he couldn't find a base when he bombed the Medeno fleet at night last time, it was the runway of the airport that Du Yande led someone to guide them, otherwise a forced landing at night would be a fatal thing at any time, not to mention a very sturdy electric plane.
"Oh!" Du Yande finally saw clearly the veteran in front of him wearing a dark blue air force uniform, "Yuan Zhenli? How are you? ”
At this time, Cao Xiang also ran over with the child, and when he saw Du Yande being made with a stinky tofu, he thought that Yuan Zhenli and Du Yande were fighting, so he hurriedly stepped forward and pushed Du Yande back, "Don't make noise, don't make money!" ”
Du Yande's face was full of puzzlement, "I just got a stinky tofu for some reason, and I can't find the responsible party for arguing with anyone!" ”
Yuan Zhenli hurriedly stepped forward and bowed, "I'm sorry, it's my fault!" ”
"How did you get it?"
waited until Yuan Zhenli reluctantly introduced what had just happened, and then pulled Yang Canling, who was covering his mouth and snickering, and apologized to Du Yande again.
Du Yande couldn't cry or laugh at this time, if you want to say that he is not angry, it is definitely not true, he was made all over his face with stinky tofu for no reason, and now his body is beginning to smell of stinky tofu. But he can't lose his temper with Yuan Zhenli at the moment, this is a veteran who has repeatedly performed miraculous feats in the defense of Zhancheng Port and Dongfang Port, and has repeatedly flown to reconnoiter the enemy's movements, and as one of the only two veterans of the Air Force, his contribution to the Senate is also one of the best.
Yuan Zhenli was worried, if this matter was spread out in the old time and space, at least he would be put in small shoes, even if it was an ordinary occasion, it would be at least a fight, I don't know how Du Yande would deal with it.
However, Du Yande did something that made him obviously feel much more at ease, and he suddenly laughed. It was the kind of laugh that couldn't help but laugh, the mouth closed its nostrils and let out laughter, and it took a short moment before it burst out laughing softly. He pointed at Yuan Zhenli and nodded, then patted him on the shoulder.
"If you embarrass me like this, I have to punish you, otherwise I will lose face." As he spoke, Du Yande looked left and right, and Cao Xiang, who didn't know what Du Yande was planning to do, was holding a plate of stinky tofu in his hand.
He smiled and took the plate of stinky tofu from Cao Xiang's hand and handed it to Yuan Zhenli, "Come on, eat it, I won't blame you!" ”
At this time, the elders and naturalized people who were watching on the sidelines laughed out loud, but Yuan Zhenli became strange, wasn't it just to avoid this incident caused by stinky tofu at that time, but Du Yande just asked him to eat a piece of stinky tofu, didn't this cost his own life?
However, Yang Canling on the side didn't mean to help him speak at all, and Cao Xiang couldn't straighten his waist with a smile, and he was afraid that it was impossible to shirk it now, so he had to muster up the courage to take the plate.
Yuan Zhenli held his breath and picked up a piece of stinky tofu, looked at the soup that was still dripping on it, and had an expression of drinking to quench his thirst, and finally mustered up the courage to swallow it in one bite.
However, the result of eating stinky tofu did not surprise most veterans who often watch Hong Kong films, but anyone who mustered up the courage to eat a bite of stinky tofu no longer refused to eat it. Therefore, Yuan Zhenli actually ate all these stinky tofu in three bites, Du Yande smiled and patted him on the shoulder, "Look, isn't it good?" You have to dare to try, where are you two going to visit tonight? ”
Yang Canling's face was flushed and he lowered his head and leaned next to Yuan Zhenli, and Yuan Zhenli touched the back of his head embarrassedly and smiled, "We are just ordinary friends, come out for a walk." ”
"It's still an ordinary friend!" Cao Xiang laughed, "Of course you have to take the initiative as a boy!" Do you want girls to take the initiative? Do you know what Du Yande said when he first invited me out? ”
The noisy environment next to him suddenly quieted down, and the onlookers, whether it was the naturalized people or the patriarchs, they no longer spoke, and even breathed gently.
Immediately, a voice shouted, "Say it! Go ahead! Let's learn! ”
"He's it!" Cao Xiang smiled and looked at Du Yande, who was still wiping the traces of soup on his body, "The first time I met him in an Internet café, it was still in the hottest time of summer, but he said to me, let's go out and blow hot air?" ”
Immediately, all the people next to him laughed, although the naturalized people didn't know what the Internet café was, but they could guess that it was the special name of the place where the patriarchs came, but thinking about it, they were drunk when they ran out to blow hot air on a hot day.
But at this time, the happiest laugh is Wu Yong, just now Yuan Zhenli used his actual actions to make a live advertisement for his stinky tofu, at this time his stall was already full of naturalized people with coins, they are basically following the preferences of the patriarchs now, since the patriarchs like to eat this smelling stinky and black thing, then it should not taste bad.
At this time, a naturalized citizen squeezed into the front row and asked timidly, "Chief, can I buy this lace paper?" ”
Wu Yong was stunned for a moment, what was the lace paper, and when he looked down, it turned out to be a dime note newly issued by the Senate, and he nodded without thinking about it, "Yes." ”