Chapter 294: A Moment of Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold
When others heard Shirong say this, they all agreed, and Lin Hu whispered to everyone: "Don't talk about others, just look at my father, in this family, my mother says the east, my father doesn't dare to say the west, as long as my mother says it, my father will honestly do it, and dare not obey!" All I see is distress for my father. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Lin Bao pointed at Lin Hu and said with a gloating face: "Okay, you dare to say bad things about your mother, I want to go home and tell my mother, see if my mother doesn't kill you!" ”
Lin Hu was not polite, with such a tug of his right hand, he dragged Lin Hu's neck into his arms, and scolded with a smile: "What did you just say?" I didn't hear you, you kid repeat it. ”
Lin Bao hurriedly flattered him with a hippie smile and said, "Brother, I didn't say anything, I didn't say anything, I just had a mouth and wanted to spit." ”
Wanhua and Shirong all laughed when they saw it, and Lin Hu saw that Lin Leopard was soft, so he let go of Lin Leopard with a proud face.
At this moment, I only heard a shout, "The auspicious time has come, please invite the newcomers to worship heaven and earth." ”
Wanhua didn't dare to delay, so he quickly ran over and came to Xiaocao's side. The brothers in the back litter also hurriedly followed.
At this time, the lobby was already full of people, everyone was happy, looking at Wanhua and Xiaocao, the two newcomers, their hearts were happy.
"Worship heaven and earth."
Wanhua and Xiaocao both knelt respectfully outside with solemn expressions.
"Two worship the high hall."
At this time, it was not Wanhua's father and mother who sat on it, but the uncle and his wife, Wanhua's father called him Uncle Tai, and he didn't know what it was called when he arrived at Wanhua, but he saw them sitting there with a proud face, no matter how capable you Wanhua is, you still have to kowtow to us obediently, Lao Tzu Niu.
After worshipping them, it was the ancestor and his wife who sat up, hey, the generation is the generation, it is bigger than Lao Tzu's father and mother, and the kowtow has to be close to you first, in a word, you cow!
But this is also something that I can't envy, in terms of generation, Wanhua's generation is really small enough to see, last month there was a woman in Linkou Village who gave birth to a baby, according to the generation, Wanhua has to call this baby an uncle, basically in this Linkou Village, Wanhua has to call people when they see them, not uncle, that is, grandpa,
If Wanhua also wants to live the addiction of that uncle, then he has to live as an adult, let's just don't mention it.
Finally, the ancestor and his wife were finished, and this was when Wanhua's father and mother sat up, they were all happy, their eyes were full of tears, they couldn't stop nodding, and their mouths were all smiling.
Wanhua and Xiaocao both bowed respectfully to their parents, this father and mother did not suffer less, and finally let them enjoy the blessings, and Wanhua was extremely proud in his heart.
"Husband and wife worship each other."
Wanhua and Xiaocao faced each other, Xiaocao was ashamed to look at Wanhua, and bowed to Wanhua with joy.
After Xiaocao got up, Wanhua also knelt in front of Xiaocao.
Hey, doesn't it mean that husband and wife worship each other as long as the two of them bow to each other, why do you have to kneel like this? I really don't understand.
"Licheng, send it to the cave room."
sent Xiaocao into the cave room, and then Wanhua came out to entertain a group of relatives and friends, and by the way, he also ate a few more bowls of rice, just kidding? The cave house is a manual job, and you can go hungry!
After eating, Wanhua greeted everyone, and then walked into the cave room by himself, this Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, and there is still time to talk nonsense with you, and stay away from me.
Entering the cave room, at this time, I saw Xiaocao sitting on the newlywed bed, and when he saw Wanhua coming in, he immediately blushed, and quickly lowered his head in a panic, thinking that he was going to do that shameful thing immediately, Xiaocao's heart was pounding, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.
Wanhua saw Xiaocao's petite and cute appearance, and his heart was even more excited, thinking of those spring dreams in the past few days, Xiao Wanhua couldn't help but wake up by himself, and propped up his pants, but fortunately, the clothes were big, but they were not very conspicuous.
Wanhua walked to Xiaocao's side step by step, and in his mind he was fantasizing about the wonderful scene of Zhou Gong's gift that Xiaocao was about to do, his face couldn't help but turn red, he didn't expect Lao Tzu's concentration to be so poor, and he used to think that he was the righteous gentleman! It seems that I am thinking too much.
Wanhua tried his best to restrain his impulses, don't show his true form, but maintain his glorious and great image in Xiaocao's mind, don't be in a hurry!
Wanhua slowly sat down beside Xiaocao, and a charming virgin body fragrance drilled into Wanhua's nose, which made Wanhua's heart itch even more uncomfortable, like ants crawling up and down, left and right.
Time is precious, it's better to grasp it, this Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, how bad it is to waste, didn't the ancestors teach us to be diligent and thrifty? It's better not to waste it, so Wanhua quickly got up and picked up the two glasses of wine on the table next to him, his hands were a little trembling.
"Lady, we drank this toast." Wanhua swallowed his mouth, only felt that his mouth was dry, and his body couldn't help but tremble a little, damn, why is Lao Tzu more nervous than the bride!
Xiaocao said "um" softly, slowly raised her head and glanced at Wanhua, and saw that Wanhua's face was flushed, so she immediately turned her head away and didn't dare to look.
Wanhua gently handed the wine glass to Xiaocao's hand, and then staggered his hands with Xiaocao, and slowly drank the glass of wine.
After drinking, Wanhua hurriedly put the two wine glasses on the table, and when he sat next to Xiaocao again, he didn't know how to proceed to the next step, should it be time to take off his clothes now? Or do you want to say a few words to buffer it?
"Ahem, cough, ,,,"
Wanhua coughed a few times, hoping that his mood could be better, but he knew that the more he coughed, the more unnatural he felt.
Hey, Lao Tzu still doesn't believe it, today I can still stump Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu has to break the boy body that has been left for 18 years today, not only to break, Lao Tzu also has to have a good time, and fight him for hundreds of rounds!
Thinking of this, Wanhua mustered up the courage and said to Xiaocao: "Lady, it's getting late now, the so-called Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, why don't we rest early." ”
Hearing Wanhua say this, Xiaocao was even more ashamed to drip water, thinking of taking off her clothes, and the two of them doing that shameful thing, she really wanted to run back to her parents' house. Why do two people have to do such a shameful thing when they get married, and if they don't do it, they can't have children?
Didn't we all say that we were all pinched out by Nuwa Niangniang's clay figure? Can't we learn from that Nuwa Niangniang to pinch out the child? If you don't pinch so much, three or four would be fine, wouldn't it? Can't you give it a try?