Ba Suyan grinned and sneered: "Even if you slap the sycophants to the sky, don't expect me to let you go." ”

Li Hao suddenly smiled and said, "Master Ba Guo, you said that you have practiced Yoga Tantra to the supreme realm, but as far as I know, the supreme yoga Tantra is endless, and you can never say that you can achieve it. ”

Li Hao is a Jin Yong martial arts fan, I have read the original text of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", in the original text of the new version of the Condor Heroes, the Golden Wheel National Master said to his apprentice Guo Xiang: "The supreme yoga tantra is endless, and it can never be said that it will be cultivated, nor how long it will take." ”

Li Hao didn't know whether Mr. Jin Yong's writing was accurate, but in order to delay time, he decided to give it a try.

Ba Suyan was shocked when he heard this, and the fox asked, "You actually know that my tantric sect is superior to martial arts?" ”

"Ba Guoshi, you are wrong." Li Hao smiled and said, "Supreme Yoga Tantra is Buddhism, not martial arts. ”

"Nonsense!" Ba Suyan glared and shouted angrily when he heard this, he finally practiced the Supreme Yoga Tantra, and was actually said by Li Hao to have entered the Demon Dao, how could he not be angry, it was like, a person worked hard to get the championship trophy, and then people told him, you this trophy, everyone has it, the sense of loss is quite big.

"Okay, if you don't believe it, just assume that Li is talking nonsense, but Ba Guoshi, I kindly remind you, you must not go crazy......"

"You talk nonsense again! Someone will cut your throat right away! Ba Suyan scolded angrily, it was obvious that he didn't like others to slander his martial arts.

"Okay, don't talk about it, I won't talk about it." Li Hao's eyes rolled, and he thought of other topics, and asked with a smile: "Ba Guoshi, let's meet for the first time, no, I haven't seen you yet, can you tell me, what kind of grudge we have, as soon as you meet, you will use a knife to me, is this the way Tubo welcomes people?" ”

"Are you pretending to be stupid with someone?" Ba Suyan frowned and said coldly, "You bring a large army to attack my Tubo, how can a certain family let you get your wish, if it weren't for the great Qinling to capture you alive, a certain family would have killed you with a knife." ”

"Oh, you must be mistaken." Li Hao continued to gag, "When did you see Li leading troops to attack your Tibet?" Well? There are only 100 cavalry around Li, will Li use this 100 cavalry to attack your Tibet? Ba Guoshi, don't you think Li is crazy? ”

"Hugh be cunning!" Ba Suyan forcefully pressed the knife towards Li Hao's throat, and said coldly, "Da Yan Qinling said, you are a sinister and cunning person, more cunning than a fox, don't listen to your nonsense, a certain family has told you so much, it is already a big taboo!" ”

"Ba Guoshi, don't get excited." Li Hao is still trying his best to maneuver, "I think there must be some misunderstanding between us, we have never been masked, Li still doesn't know what you look like, there must be a misunderstanding, if you don't dislike it, you might as well sit down in my car, let's talk slowly while drinking tea, there is no grudge that can't be dissolved......

As soon as Ba Suyan heard him talk about the car, he couldn't help but turn his eyes to look at the RV, the door of the RV was closed at the moment, and from the outside it was a big thing wrapped in a layer of colored paint, and he couldn't even see that this thing was made of iron, so he asked Li Hao: "You are ...... Is it a car? ”

"Yes, this is the car, Ba Guoshi, let's go in and sit down with a cup of tea to warm up, and have a good chat, hey, Ba Guoshi, can you not step on my oxygen sac......"

I have to say that Li Hao's nonsense is absolutely first-class, and it is no wonder that Garqinling will tell Ba Suyan not to listen to Li Hao's nonsense, because it is really easy to fall into Li Hao's way, Li Hao's mouth, as long as the other party can understand his words, he can fool people and can't distinguish between the southeast and the northwest, and now Ba Suyan is very curious about this RV and wants to go in and have a look. But he immediately thought vigilantly that there was very likely to be a mechanism in this thing, but he was afraid that Li Hao would play tricks again, so he grinned and sneered: "Do you think a certain family will be so stupid?" Get in? Who knows if you have any traps in there? ”

Li Hao sighed helplessly: "Alas, Ba Guoshi, are you often deceived?" Did you grow up in lies? Isn't there any basic trust between people? ”

"Trust?" Ba Suyan sneered, "How can I trust you when I fight against a cunning person like you, otherwise I'm afraid that a certain family will die and there will be no place to bury." ”

"Ba Guoshi, you are talking seriously, slandering my reputation and slandering." Li Hao continued, "Which eye do you see that Li is sinister and cunning, you see, how pleasant and harmonious we are chatting now, I actually have a feeling of seeing each other late, alas, Ba Guoshi, how good it would be if you went to the Tang Dynasty to envoy the Tang Dynasty, we can meet early, maybe we can become friends in the New Year, you and I are a song about wine, talk about wine, and cook wine with green plums to talk about heroes......"

At the juncture of life and death, Li Hao doesn't know what discipline is, what do you want to do with discipline, living is the last word, what's wrong with saying something against his will, if he calls him Dad, he is willing to let himself go, he is willing to shout a hundred times, this is called - spineless!

Of course, although Li Hao thought so in his heart, if Ba Suyan really wanted him to call his father, he might also shout: "Alas, the good son's call is good, if you call it again, your father will give you money to buy candy to eat." ”

For Li Hao's undisciplined words, Xiong Daxiong Er was very calm, because they were used to Li Hao's jumping and teasing, but Zhong Qinghai was stunned, when was this, he could still talk about these things, and this Ba Suyan was also okay, and he really listened to him seriously.

The authorities were confused, the bystanders were clear, and the two apprentices of Ba Suyan were anxious, and the bearded monk shouted impatiently: "Master, don't talk to him, let's take him back to receive merit quickly." ”

"Yes, Master!" The thin and tall monk also said, "Li Hao has already caught it, let's hurry back and receive the reward, so as not to have too many dreams at night." ”

Ba Suyan looked at the RV unwillingly, he instinctively felt that this big thing was a good thing, because he heard that Li Hao had created a lot of novel things in Datang over the years, including what kind of highway was created by Li Hao, which extended into the territory of Tubo for thousands of miles, and was built very fast and extremely strong, so that the Garqin Mausoleum could not do anything, Ba Suyan had personally seen the cement road, and had never heard of such a strange material in the world, which was obviously extremely strong, but it could be shaped at will, and it was faster to build than to dismantle it.

Although it was the first time he saw Li Hao, he had already heard of Li Hao's name, he knew that Li Hao was good at military affairs, good at strategy, and was good at creating some strange and good things, Li Hao said that the car was so huge, he had never seen it, he had never heard of it, it must be a good baby, if he left like this, it would be a pity.

Ba Suyan hesitated for a moment, and suddenly said to the thin and tall apprentice, "You go and see this car, how to get in." ”

"Yes." Although the thin and tall monk wanted to persuade the master to leave, since the master had an order, he could not disobey it, so he could only go to the RV and grope around to see how to get in.

The RV has glass windows, but the glass windows are too high, standing on the ground and reaching out to barely touch the glass, he can't see the situation inside, but he can see the situation in the cab, but what if he sees it, he still can't get in, and he finds the door handle, but he doesn't know how to open it.

The thin and tall monk tinkered for a long time, sweating in a hurry, Ba Suyan was anxious, scolded "idiot", and let the bearded monk go up, and the bearded monk stepped forward to fiddle for a while, but still in vain.

Ba Suyan was helpless, so he could only say to Li Hao: "How can you get in this car?" ”

Li Hao saw that he was curious about the RV, he was very happy, and he could delay for a while, so he grinned and said: "Ba Guoshi, you want to go in and drink tea, come, you let go of me, I'll take you up, don't worry, your martial arts are so high, I can't run." ”

"Don't even think about it!" How could Ba Suyan fall for him, turned his head and glared at Xiong Da, "You! Take my apprentice up! ”

Xiong Da shook his head in confusion: "I don't know how to get in." ”

He really didn't open the door of the RV, and he never got into the RV.

"Fart!" Ba Suyan glared and shouted angrily, "You are here every day, how can you not know!" Go quickly, or I'll cut off Li Hao's fingers one by one! ”

Xiong Da was startled when he heard this, and hurriedly said, "I'll try it!" After that, I came to the RV and pulled the door handle hard, but I couldn't open it, how could I open it, the doors were locked, and the key was on Li Hao, so it would be hellish if I could open it.

Xiong Da tossed for a while, Ba Suyan looked upset, and shouted at Xiong Er: "You go!" ”

Xiong Erurn said angrily: "I won't either." "Not to mention, he really speaks a bit like Xiong Er, no wonder Li Hao will replace him with Xiong Er.

"To go or not!" Ba Suyan glared and scolded, Xiong Er was helpless, and let Xiong Da flash aside, he came to toss, tossed for a while, and still couldn't open.

Seeing that Xiong Er couldn't toss away, Ba Suyan was really anxious now, Xiong Er suddenly turned his head at this time, pointed to Lu Yun, and said angrily: "Or...... You wake up our Commander Lu and let him try, and he will drive. ”

Ba Suyan glanced at the unconscious Lu Yun, and sneered: "Are you a fool to be a certain family, this person is a master, although it is far less than a certain family, but a certain family will not ask for trouble, since it can't be opened, then it can only be ruined." He said and glanced at the two apprentices.

Ba Suyan's two apprentices suddenly came to their senses, and they walked to the RV with the demon pestle in hand, and smashed the demon pestle towards the RV.

"Stop!" Li Hao suddenly shouted.

Ba Suyan's two apprentices were halfway through the demon pestle, and suddenly forcibly retracted it, and then both of them held their waists, obviously, as Huang Hong said in the sketch, you can't stop when you pick up the sledgehammer, it's easy to herniate the lumbar disc, these two guys were suddenly stopped by Li Hao, and their waists flashed.

Ba Suyan was very annoyed when he saw Li Hao shouting and actually let his two apprentices flash their waists, so he turned Li Hao around suddenly, faced himself, pressed the tip of the knife against Li Hao's throat, glared and scolded: "Are you looking for death!" ”

Li Hao finally saw Ba Suyan's face, black and ugly, Li Hao grinned and asked, "Ba Guoshi, it's you who are looking for death, right?" ”

"What did you say?" Ba Suyan was stunned.

Li Hao smiled and said with a cheap smile: "Ba Guoshi, have you ever felt a hard thing against your stomach, this thing is called a pistol!" Li Hao's last word fell, and he had already pulled the trigger of the pistol.