Chapter 162: Your Embarrassment My Chance
Sitting down on the chair, Lu Gongxuan looked at the dense tables and chairs in front of him, and a sense of irritability rose in his heart for no reason. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info The eldest son of the prime minister of the dynasty is the eldest son of the prime minister, and he is not a casual official to explain the rules to these officials, which makes people feel ridiculous when they say it. Do you need to tell these little officials the rules? Unruly drive out of the door, and they themselves will honestly learn. What do you want the little officials to do? Isn't it just so that officials don't get caught up in daily chores and have some idleness! As a result, the officials were asked to teach the officials to do things, so what should the officials do, and the officials did all the things?
This Xu Ping, who was lucky to be a first-class jinshi, had no one to control him in Yongzhou, and blindly messed around, and even came back with a blind cat that killed the mouse and made a lot of credit, and he also became a high-ranking official. Now that he has returned to the capital, he is still messed up by his own temperament, and everything is bad, and those who continue to do things under him must be exhausted to death.
is a small family, and he was born in a businessman, it is not that Lu Gongxuan looks down on Xu Ping, his behavior as long as he is familiar with poetry and books, he can't see it. There were no rules since I was a child, and when I was older, I didn't study and study, and I didn't know how to be an official.
Lu Gongxuan was not born as a Jinshi, and Yin Bu was an official, but that doesn't mean that his knowledge is not good, he also tried it in the Academy a few years ago, and he took the position of Jixian School Administrator. The people who usually come and go are well-educated people, even with those literati, and they are also talking and laughing, and they don't know how high they are compared to Xu Ping, an official who manages money and food every day.
When Lu Gongxuan was sitting on the chair and sulking irritably, Gao Chengduan entered the hall with the newly recruited official. asked everyone to sit on the seats according to the number plate, and Gao Chengduan followed Xu Ping's instructions, went to the back of the hall, and sat down alone.
Every time he gave a lecture, Xu Ping asked Gao Chengduan to accompany him, look at the officials below, and write down their performance. These are not necessarily used as a basis for the final assessment, but they just let Xu Ping know everyone's temperament.
Seeing that everyone was sitting down and looking at himself with a blank eye, Lu Gongqiu cleared his throat. I was about to open my mouth, but suddenly I realized that I didn't know whether I should sit or stand up. Let's sit and speak, there is no momentum, stand and speak, the students below sit, where are the students doing the reason that Mr. is standing.
raised the fart, Lu Gongxuan still sat back in the chair, or the rules are big, he originally taught these people the rules of the three divisions, how could he break the dignity of teachers and students first?
Forcibly suppressing his unhappy feelings, Lu Gongxuan began to talk about the opening of the division. Starting from the history of this yamen, when it was established, why it was established at that time, and all the way to what things the opening and dismantling department is in charge of, and how many officials there are normally.
The people sitting below, especially the officials transferred from various states, are no strangers to the three divisions, one is that they are already under the management of the military case of the salt and iron division, and the other is the yamen with the most frequent correspondence with official documents on weekdays. The exchange of official documents has to go through the hands of the dismantling department, which is the department that deals with the most in the following states and counties.
But everyone is serious, don't talk about head to ear, and the posture is upright. The person who spoke above was an important official of the Third Division, not to mention the eldest son of the prime minister's family, who dared to make a fool of himself in front of him?
As for what Lu Gongxuan said on the stage, many people listened to it, and how many people can still remember it in their hearts after listening to it, it is not easy to say. In this era, there is no habit of assessment, only what is spoken, what is listened is only listened, and the final examination still depends on the comprehensive means of each person. I can't remember what I learned, and there are still human feelings, and there is no human affection and money.
After talking for two or three quarters of an hour in one breath, Lu Gongxuan felt a little thirsty, so he had to take a break.
Gao Chengduan saw Lu Gongxuan stop, stood up and said loudly: "I'm tired of listening, everyone can go out to see the scenery and relax their mood." You have to come back within a stick of incense, and I'm late here to remember that you can pack up your things and go home after accumulating three times! ”
As soon as the words fell, the sitting officials first looked at each other and did not dare to get up. When one of them stood up, they all stood up and walked out of the door.
"Lu Zhongyun is sitting there, how dare you go to the front door! All out the back door! ”
Gao Chengduan saw that everyone was crowding towards the front door, and hurriedly shouted behind him.
The class was so big that everyone was crowded in front, and no one noticed that there was a front and back door. The majesty of the officials could not be offended, and when they heard Gao Chengduan say, they all turned around and went to the back door.
Lu Gongqiu sat on it and was dumbfounded, before he could speak as a teacher, these guys left suddenly. Outrageous! When did you become so casual as a student!
Gao Chengduan just did what Xu Ping ordered, and honestly remembered the time, so that it could be used as the basis for determining the length of each class in the future, where did he think that Lu Gongqiu was sulking there because he didn't ask him.
When everyone came out of the door, Gao Chengduan walked to the front of the stage, arrived at Lu Gongxuan's side, pointed to a cup on the desk and said, "Shangguan, there is tea here, you moisten your throat." ”
Lu Gongqiu shook his head again and again, he was only irritable and angry just now, and he didn't even see the teacup on the desk. Picked up the teacup and took two sips, and didn't bother to talk nonsense with Gao Chengduan. This person was mentioned by Xu Ping, and he was already an official, so he gave him some face.
Before waiting for the time, the officials who were listening to the lecture came back one after another, and sat down in accordance with the number plate, which was in good order.
This is also the characteristic of public officials, as long as the rules are set, they follow the rules. As for the use of the rules and the purpose for which they are set, they will not care, as long as they show the rules to others, they will be at ease.
Lu Gongqiu replied to the spirit, and then talked about the various branches and functions of the division and the general establishment.
This time, Lu Gongxuan finished speaking in one breath, and it took half an hour.
picked up the teacup and took another sip of tea, feeling that the tea was still warm, and Lu Gongxuan felt a little better.
Putting down the teacup, Lu Gongqiu said loudly: "That's all for the official affairs of the Kai and Demolition Division, if there is anything unclear, you can ask the old officials of the Third Division." It's taken so much effort to figure out what the Kaisha Division is doing! ”
The public officials who were listening to the class below agreed in a hurry, and then looked at Lu Gongqiu together.
On this occasion, Lu Gongxuan was also the first time that the eldest girl got on the sedan chair, and she didn't know what to do next, so after thinking about it, she was about to get up and leave by herself. The thing has been done, and the rest is still to let that Gao Chengduan clean up his hands.
But he didn't want to be at this time, but Gao Chengduan trotted all the way to the front, and whispered to Lu Gongqiu: "Shangguan, go slowly, I've been talking for half a day, and I don't know how much the people listening below have remembered." Deputy Envoy Xu instructed that after the speech, the speaker should ask five questions for the listeners to answer. I will record the people who answered here, and I will be useful later. ”
Lu Gongqiu's eyelids rolled, what kind of bullshit rules are this, I want to ask Gao Chengduan to arrange a small official to say hello, why waste your time? Just looked at Gao Cheng standing there looking at himself with his eyes in his eyes, and the matter was ordered by Xu Ping again, as a subordinate official, Lu Gongxuan couldn't help but obey, so he had to raise his butt and sit back on the chair.
Out of his breath, Lu Gongxuan asked, "The yamen arrangement, after the lecture, I want to ask you how much you remember." I asked, if any of you know, stand up and answer, and the editing office that answers will be recorded, and I don't know what use it will be later. ”
"Hold up the number plate to answer!" Gao Chengduan hurriedly added.
"There is a Urging Division under the Demolition Division, what kind of official affairs are you responsible for?" After Lu Gongqiu asked, he looked at everyone with blazing eyes.
There was silence below, no one held up a sign, and no one answered, all of them sat upright and neat.
Doing more wrong, doing less wrong, not doing good, has always been the rule of survival for the little officials, and the so-called no fault is merit. What are the benefits of standing up and answering? No amount of benefits can offset the disadvantages of answering wrongly, and the officials of this account are the most clear.
stood up in front of everyone's eyes and answered correctly, although there were some slight benefits, but at the same time, it also aroused the jealousy of the people around him. If he agreed to borrow, he was not only ridiculed by his colleagues, but also left a bad impression on Shangguan.
This kind of account, that is not clearer than these people. I'd rather just sit like this, and no one will come forward to do this kind of thing that doesn't benefit me at all, who is more stupid than whom!
When Lu Gong saw this scene, he only felt that the time was too long, and his heart was nameless, and his face was a little unbearable. Don't say that you are a Shangguan, even for the sake of working hard for a long time, someone should be cheering.
At this moment, a sign was held high in the middle of the crowd.
When Gao Chengduan saw it, he secretly breathed a sigh in his heart, and hurriedly said, "On the twenty-sixth, you stand up and answer." ”
The person holding the sign stood up, bowed first, and then said loudly: "Back to Shangguan, urge the head of the department to collect all kinds of accounts under the name of the three divisions, including the treasury affairs of the three divisions in Beijing, the warehouses in Gyeonggi, and the three divisions and three departments. ”
Lu Gongqiu's face softened at this time, and he said to the person who was standing: "Although it is not complete, it is basically clear." It's very good, it means that you listened to me carefully. What's your name? Where are the people? ”
"The little Chen Zhengping was originally a Confucius in Tangzhou, because the officials of the three divisions transferred the officials from the state to Beijing, so they came day and night."
"Okay, okay, I've got your name down!" Lu Gongxuan nodded again and again, "Study hard, you will have a future in the future!" ”
Chen Zhengping, who was standing with his hands over, hurriedly thanked him, although his face was calm, but his heart was excited.
I got up early and rushed to the capital in the dark, I wanted to take the lead to show myself, but I didn't expect my idea to come to naught. When he was disappointed, God gave him this chance again.
What do you mean by that? Heaven has closed one door for you, and you have to open two more windows, right?
Who is Lu Gongqiu? The prime minister's family is in charge! It's worth it! As long as you say a word for yourself, your future future is limitless. If you are at ease to be a small official in the third division for a lifetime, it is useless, but why should you be an official with peace of mind!
Sitting down as instructed, Chen Zhengping only felt that his heart was beating hard. (To be continued.) )