The sky in Liannan Village has completely brightened.

The silence of the village was broken by the rapid ringing of a bell, and seven or eight bicycles rushed into the village, and with a burst of emergency braking, jumped a few guys with raised eyebrows.

"MMP, where are the rich outlanders?"

"Why didn't you see the car? Didn't you say you came by car?"

Those people looked around with eyes that were not eyes, and noses that were not noses, as if they were looking for something.

Some villagers who got up early came out of their homes with farm tools, and when they saw them, they couldn't help but ask loudly, "Hey, who are you?"

The families in the village look down and don't look up, they are basically acquaintances, and it is easy to distinguish the people from other villages, these guys who are pushing bicycles and shouting and shouting, they don't look like a good road at first glance.

"Go, it's nothing to do with you, don't be nosy!"

"I'll beat you to death if I look at it again!"

Some of these uninvited guests immediately rolled up their sleeves and made threatening gestures.

The villager was so frightened that he hurriedly went back, closed the door tightly, and the villain entered the village.

"Look for it, it must still be in the village, and I have to squeeze these outsiders out of the oil today. ”

"Look at their car, touch it, at least five thousand!"

"Look at your income, you don't have 20,000, you will never let go, you are going to get rich, haha. ”

A group of people giggled around the village like headless flies, looking for traces of those out-of-town gangsters, and taking advantage of the opportunity to make a windfall.

As soon as I got into the alley, I saw a large piece of white pressure in front of me, and I saw a group of geese blocking the alley tightly.

"! Whose goose can still let people walk if the road is blocked? Is there any public morality?"

Holding a cigarette butt in his mouth, the guy who hadn't washed his unkempt hair for a long time pointed at Sang and scolded Huai and jumped straight in place, but he didn't dare to step forward.

Unless there is the kung fu of flying the eaves and walking the wall, you can't get through it at all.

That's a big goose, ten geese can top one person, twenty big geese can easily crush an adult, and the flock of geese in the alley is definitely more than a hundred.

The cacophony echoed through the alley, but no one responded, and all the doors were closed tightly, leaving only his voice.

But the geese reacted, and the big white geese huddled together slowly rushed towards him.

"Hey, hey, who's goose, if you don't come out and take care of it, what's going on? If you don't come out, I'm going to kill them!"

The huge flock of geese rushed like a tidal wave, and the man had to retreat again and again.

Uh-huh, uh-huh...... The geese strode with their heads held high, marching all the way, chirping proudly.

"Lying on the day...... How can Lian Nancun raise so many spicy geese? Hey, rotten baby, what are you doing here? ”

The guy who had been driven out of the alley by the geese fled in embarrassment, only to find that the others had staggered back as well.

"Say me, what's the matter with you?"

"What a wicked sect!"

"What, are you too?"

"What's that?ah!goose!goose!goose!"

Luo Bing Wang's "Song of the Goose"...... The aftermath of the song ...... to the sky still did not come out, and these uninvited guests collectively looked behind each other in disbelief, and a flock of geese blocked all the intersections and forced them into the small square in the center of the village.

Everyone had a ghostly expression on their faces, and this scene in Lian Nancun was completely unexpected by them.

"Churchill!

There was a shouting from the west.

Immediately after that, someone in the south shouted, "Roosevelt!

Since ancient times, there has been no unparalleled blessing, but there is no single line of misfortune.

The third direction was blocked by the flock of geese led by "Hitler", and the people in the village were very bad, so that the geese at home took the lead, even if a few geese were killed or injured.

The owner of the "Hitler" goose is surnamed Hai, so it is also called Hai Hitler, and this name alone rhymes.

The scoundrels found themselves surrounded by a flock of geese, and when they looked at the past, even the alleys were crowded with geese, and they surrounded them one by one.

A panicked ghost cried wolf howled.

"it!"

"Are these geese crazy?"

"Ahh

In the unobstructed little square, a wave crushed these bad guys, and flocks of great white geese covered them like a tide.

The goose's beak probed and twisted, and the bruises and purple marks left behind could not be erased for even ten days and half a month.

In the blink of an eye, there is no one else.

The standing target is too big, and every time you try to stand up, you will soon be swept down by the flock of geese.

These street shoppers finally learned to be smart, and climbed on the ground as kings, but they didn't expect to be quite talented, and they climbed so fast that they couldn't even take a bicycle, and they finally slipped out with a lot of effort, and they were covered with bruises.

"Oh my god, it's too evil, these geese are terrible!"

"I don't dare to eat goose again in my life, I already have a psychological shadow. ”

"My car is still inside, what should I do?"

"What should I do? I think you can go back by yourself and remember to take my car out as well. ”

", let me go to death! Why don't you go, it's a brother's go. ”

", who is your brother, if you don't leave, those geese will chase after you." ”

A few scoundrels, you push me, I push you, constantly complain to each other, and will scold the village angrily, in short, there is nothing good to say about it.

It was really a mistake to steal chickens and rice, and I didn't find the big fat sheep medical team, but I was driven out by a group of geese, and I lost my bicycle, although it was not worth a few dollars, all of them were stolen second-hand goods, but it was also the only means of transportation they had.

If you can't find it, I'm afraid you have to walk back, and it will be hard.

"Uncles, aren't you leaving?"

A little girl's voice came from the direction of the village.

Among the scoundrels, a thief-eyed guy shouted angrily: "Hey, little girl, don't look for trouble, get out of the way." ”

"Hey, aren't you the goose squad leader of Liannan Village, uh......"

Another guy recognized the little girl, the famous "goose class leader" in the township, whose academic performance has always been one of the best in the grade, and is often compared by parents with their own children.

The "goose squad leader" of the Shenma family can't see with his eyes, so he relies on his hands to touch the textbook to read, touch the homework book to write, and still get full marks at the door, his own eyes are not blind, his ears are not deaf, and his mouth is not dumb.

The nickname of "Goose Squad Leader" comes from the pair of black swans who guide the blind and escort, as well as the group of big white geese raised at home, this nickname is not a crooked name, but a kind of elegant name.

This little blind man didn't read her books well, what did he do here?

Wait a minute......

The one who recognized the little girl of the "goose squad leader" in Liannan Village suddenly stared at the boss, looking stunned.

"Hey, what's wrong with you, you've been hooked, how old is the little girl, you can hook your soul, what's the point?"

"Come on, little girl, let my uncle check how old he is!"

A few other rotten people didn't have anything to say, and even brought Qin Jiaxuan with them.

"!"

The guy who was stunned for a moment jumped up on the spot, pushed his accomplices a few times angrily, and said angrily: "Who has a fancy for her, what is so good-looking about the little fart child, get out of the way, she turned out to be a blind person, blind with open eyes, a pair of white eyes, you are all blind!"

"Poofha, where did you see her blind? You're blind!"

"You've been stepped on the head by a goose, you've become stupid!"

"I didn't wake up, hurry up and go back to sleep!"

Other people only know how to eat, drink and have fun on weekdays, steal and cheat, and petty theft, where do they know what "goose squad leader" Qin Jiaxuan is, and they are not interested in paying attention to things in school.

Even when I meet a student, I often throw a big mouth over and grab a few pocket money.

When it comes to the difference between criminal and administrative, one is more proficient than the other, and if you can be lazy and eat relief, why should you work hard to get rid of poverty and become rich.

"But her eyes ......"

The guy who was being heckled by his accomplices frowned and muttered to himself.

“...... No, I just heard last night that I borrowed the surgery fee, and those doctors are not stupid......

For a moment, he fell into a state of incomprehension.

What I see now and what I have learned before is a complete contradiction.

"What do you think, let's go! If the people in the village come out, it will be difficult to do it, what kind of mess is Churchill, Roosevelt, Hitler, this village is very evil, by the way, bring that little girl with you, hum, whether there is money or not, you will know when you ask. ”

The worse guy opened his mind more and more, and even hit the idea on Xu Jiaxuan, the "goose squad leader" who kindly reminded them to leave quickly.

"Take people away? It's not good! It's kidnapping, and it's going to jail. ”

These scoundrels are just lazy and laid, but they are not stupid, and they are clear about the relevant legal provisions, and administrative detention and criminal cases are completely different things.

Administrative detention is held for a maximum of a few days, and if it becomes a criminal case, it is not good that someone will be beaten to death and thrown into a prison to "hide and seek" or "throw away a handkerchief......

"Peek-a-boo" is easy to understand, after all, it is on the new edition of the "Chinese-English Dictionary", and it has long been famous at home and abroad, as for "throwing away the handkerchief", the lyrics say well, throw, throw, throw the handkerchief, gently put it behind the child, don't tell him, hurry up and catch him...... Those who are clean are self-purifying, and those who are dirty are self-defiled.

"What? I want to eat meat and want to be lazy? Where is there such a beautiful thing, if you don't dare to do it, get away as soon as possible, I don't beat her, I don't abuse her, I don't tie her, I just grab and ask a few words, scare and scare, what are you afraid of? If you don't do it, I'll do it, don't want to share the money with me when the time comes." ”

The guy staring at the little girl standing at the entrance of the village, the smile on his face was disgusting.

He didn't care if the other party was blind or not, he only thought about how to get the money.

A few guys involuntarily moved their hearts and stepped forward with hippie smiles.

"Little girl, hehe, how much is this goose a pound?"

"There's something fun at my brother's house, why don't you go to my brother's house to play?"

Seeing that the other party was stubborn, Qin Jiaxuan sighed.

A big white goose flapped its wings and walked up from behind her, rubbing its head against the little master's hand.

"Stalin, pack them up!"

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