Chapter 6: The Tiger Becomes a Mouse

If you sell something, you have to sell a corresponding person, and the market for advanced things such as tables and chairs is difficult to estimate.

Su Ren didn't wait for Leng Jun to stop him, threw down the Taishi chair on his shoulder, and knocked on the door in three or two steps. The bronze ring collided violently with the lion-headed beast, making a crisp sound. By the time Leng Jun grabbed Su Ren's hand, the door of the county mansion had already been opened.

A guy with yellow teeth and bad breath stuck his head out of the door: "What are you doing?" Don't look at what kind of place this is, dare to knock on the door in the middle of the night? ”

"This uncle, we didn't knock on the door randomly, we came specifically to find Lord County!" Su Ren tried his best to hold back and didn't let himself vomit. This guy's bad breath is too serious, the ancients didn't brush their teeth much, and they didn't have this condition, and they didn't pay attention to eating, so the taste in his mouth was naturally bigger. Su Ren pointed to the furniture that was thrown on the street: "Look, this is the best piece of furniture, which was specially given to the county lord by the head of the Chongxu Daoist of Wenling Laojunguan." ”

"Delivering something?" The door probe looked outside, and by the dim light, he saw a large pile of wood in front of the door, and sneered: "Get out, what good things does the old Taoist priest have, don't want to deceive our master again, the last time he kept saying that he cured my little son's chronic disease, what is the result, the little boy still died early, it's all a trick to deceive people, hurry up, don't go and discount your dog legs!" ”

With a "bang", he didn't look at Su Ren and Leng Jun, and closed the door.

Su Ren's plan was very good, but he didn't expect such a fork in the middle, so he turned his head and glanced at Leng Jun. Leng Jun also lowered his head a little embarrassed.

Su Ren sighed: "Pit daddy!" You say, why are you masters and apprentices so stupid, knowing that it is a trick to deceive people, and giving people a ticket, and it is light not to slaughter you, to tell the truth, did your master run away? ”

"Runaway? What is running away? ”

Su Ren smiled bitterly: "I'm just afraid that people will retaliate and run away!" Leave your brothers and sisters to take the cylinder for him, now I think this county is actually good, I didn't look for your business, otherwise you would die even if it was ten. ”

Leng Jun didn't answer, but asked Su Ren rhetorically: "What should I do now?" Looks like your idea won't work either. ”

"What else can I do? Go to the county office, I hope your apprentice's master has not cheated the county magistrate. ”

The county government is near the left of the county mansion. It's not office hours at night, and the county government gate is black-lit, and there is not even a gatekeeper. The two took a detour through the back street and came to the back door of the county office. Sure enough, there is a door here. The gas lantern hangs at the gate. Compared with the pomp and circumstance of the county Cheng family, it is much shabby here. There is a small door downstairs under the small gatehouse, and it is very narrow. Because of the cold, a doorman shrunk under the porch and hugged the stove to keep warm.

Su Ren straightened his clothes and stepped forward to clench his fists: "This little brother, entrusted by someone, has something to give to the county honor, and please let the little brother report it." ”

The man raised his eyelids and looked at Su Ren, and when he saw that he was poorly dressed, he knew that he was not a big person, so he shrunk his cuffs tighter: "It's too late, the county is already resting, let's come back tomorrow if there is anything!" ”

Su Ren wanted to scold. Grandma's, all fucking are a bunch of snobs, and the bad breath guy from the county Cheng family and this door are the same thing. It's okay to judge people by their appearance, but they look down on people with dog eyes. If you make a fortune one day, you will definitely let these villains walk around without eating.

As the saying goes, the king of Hades is hard to see little ghosts, not to mention that this county order is just a small official, and these dog slaves under his command are all like this, no wonder those eunuchs and eunuchs around the emperor are more powerful than the prime minister. It's a pity that I don't have enough money, and if I have accommodation, I don't have to work hard to get these furniture here.

Su Ren was very helpless, and once again lost his smiling face, ready to gamble, hoping that the name of the cold master Chongxu Daoist could be used better here in the county order: "Little brother, accommodating and accommodating, we are from Wenling Laojunguan, entrusted by Chongxu Dao Chief, to give gifts to the county Zunjin." ”

Menzi saw that Su Ren didn't open his mind, he felt very uncomfortable, and waved his hand impatiently: "What Wenling, what Chongxu Dao Chang, Lao Tzu doesn't know, it's okay to get out of here, otherwise grandpa will beat you to death!" As he spoke, Menzi pushed Su Ren away, if it wasn't for the cold support, it would definitely be a squat.

After a night of whimsiness, Leng Jun couldn't help it for a long time, and stepped forward and grabbed Menzi's collar and raised his hand to slap him. The sound is crisp and loud. Leng Jun is just a fifteen or sixteen-year-old child, young and vigorous, who lives with his master in the mountains all the year round, where he knows about social affairs. is angry, who cares what the consequences of this slap are.

Su Ren is different, before coming to the Han Dynasty, he received a complete education, and he has been in the society for several years, and he understands many things that are sophisticated. As soon as I slapped him coldly, I knew that something was wrong. It's too late to stop it.

The man who was beaten, the boss with staring eyes, he couldn't believe that someone dared to beat him, and immediately shouted loudly, and his voice was a little sharper: "Someone, beat someone, someone is going to assassinate the county honor!" ”

Su Ren gasped. If you only talk about hitting people, that's okay. The big hat of the assassin county is buttoned down, not to mention himself and Leng Jun, I'm afraid that even Leng Jun's master of the pit apprentice can't afford it.

Immediately three or five housekeepers with sticks in their hands poured out of the back door of the county office. Leng Jun didn't pay attention to it at all, since he had a fight with Su Ren, the soft is afraid of the hard, and the hard is afraid of dying, Leng Jun has a deep understanding. Without waiting for those people to pounce, he unleashed his fists and kicks, and knocked the group to the ground with three strikes and five divisions. Don't forget to kick the guy who shouted twice.

So far, we can only see the tricks. There were more than a dozen public servants patrolling the streets and the family members in the county government who came to Hulala, all with weapons in their hands. Seeing Leng Jun and Su Ren, he was about to pounce on him and get someone. At this time, Su Ren was not very afraid. Thousands of years of knowledge have taught him that the bigger things you do, the better you can be.

"Stop!" Su Ren stood on the Taishi's chair and yelled. Today's matter has already been made bigger, so it has to be made bigger, and the bigger the matter, the more the county order will take care of it. The small Wenshui County is such a big fart place, and the whole county can hear it with a roar, and now it is getting dark, and many people are actually not sleeping, if you can shout out dozens of people to see the excitement, it will be better.

Su Ren pointed to the door lying on the ground and scolded loudly: "Dog slave, you dare to block grandpa, and you don't see what grandpa does, not to mention the county government of Xiaowenshui County, it is the Taishou Mansion of Shu County, grandpa also enters and exits freely, even if I go to Chang'an, someone gives me a few thin noodles, I don't want to use these false names to suppress you, but I didn't expect it to get worse and blind your dog eyes!" ”

Su Ren's words are very confident, and he is completely a representative of the same style. I have watched a lot of ancient TV series, and the gentlemen are generally very hard backstage masters, and the bigger the words they say, the more they can bluff these guys. Moreover, the news of the ancients was relatively closed, and some people had never left their hometown in their lives, let alone the affairs of the capital. Su Ren used this method to bluff these frogs at the bottom of the well first.

The effect was really good, everyone really stopped fighting, and looked up at Su Ren standing on the Taishi chair one by one. The head of the public patrolling the street, at this time, must have turned over in his heart, fortunately he didn't embarrass this inconspicuous boy just now, and the meaning of hearing this has a lot of origin.

The family members lying on the ground no longer hummed, and everyone looked at Su Ren and guessed what Su Ren was all about. I have heard that Chongxu Dao has traveled all over the country, and it is not uncommon to know a few people with backgrounds.

Su Ren was still there abusive. The back door of the county government was opened. A middle-aged man wearing a robe and a hosta on his head walked out and hugged his fist at Su Yiyi: "This son, don't worry about these minions, the county is invited." ”

"Dog minion, I'll clean you up later!" Once there were steps, he hurried down, and he wasn't sure how long he could scare these Diao people. hugged his fist at the middle-aged man: "Let Mr. see it and laugh, these killers look down on people, I think the county zun should also rectify the county government, otherwise let those imperial histories know, I'm afraid it's not a good thing for the county zun." ”

The middle-aged man smiled slightly: "What the prince said is exactly what the county is determined to be the government of the government, educate the subordinates, and replace the herdsmen of the court." ”

Su Ren, the big-tailed wolf, has already pretended, so naturally he has to continue to pretend. In the Han Dynasty, in order to supervise the hundred officials, the imperial historian was specially set up, which can be regarded as a great official above 10,000 people under one person, and the duties of the imperial historian not only include the virtue of the hundred officials, but also include the treasury accounts and all other matters related to the interests of the hundred officials. Among the hundred officials, the imperial historian is actually more terrible than the emperor.

followed the middle-aged man into the county office. Su Ren didn't forget to instruct Leng Jun to bring the Taishi chairs and the Eight Immortals table they brought. In the amazed eyes of everyone, the two entered the county office with their heads held high.

Wenshui County is a big county. According to the Han official system, only the chief executive of a large county with more than 10,000 people is called a county magistrate, and the chief executive of a small county with less than 10,000 people can only be called a county magistrate. During the Three Kingdoms period, Zhou Yu served as the head of the nest, and Lu Su also served as the head of Dongcheng, and the two governed small counties with less than 10,000 people.

Wenshui County Commander is a common thing, not a Wenshui person, his ancestral home is Guanghan, Emperor Jing was filial piety, and then gradually promoted, before he sat in the position of Wenshui County Order. In fact, this county order is also a big official. According to the calculation of Yulu, the rank is 1,000 stones, and you must know that those officials in Jiuqing are only 2,000 stones. It shows that after the Han Dynasty inherited the county system of Qin, in order to strengthen the centralization of power, it gave those counties how high the treatment was.

Su Ren was led by a middle-aged man into a back room in the county office, with a wooden floor, which tasted like tatami mats. As a last resort, I had to take off my shoes and go in. Just behind the innermost table, another chubby middle-aged man sat quietly on his knees. This person's face is pale, the wisps of hair under his chin are neatly groomed, and there is no shortage of clothes and robes. Su Ren naturally understood that this person was probably the common thing in the county order. As the head of a county, a large county that manages 10,000 people, trivial matters are complicated, and he will never go to bed so early. The worst is that you have to think of some money for yourself.

Su Ren threw down the chair, prostrate, and knelt in front of the common thing: "Su Ren, a grass man, greets the county honor!" ”

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